Reddit doesn't like Keanu (2016)
Well I'm sorry to hear that
>>68932651
>Cat wasn't in it long enough
>20 min.
What a furfag queer
>guys trying to be black
I know they're half and half but they identify as black so where's the sense in that?
>hating random dance numbers
What a fucking pleb, bet he hated Hail, Caesar! too.
Bottom line: Reddit is for kids, fags, women, and (You)
>Downvoted for having an opinion
>>68932651
REDDIT HATES BLACK PEOPLE
so /tv/ will like this movie?
must be pretty good then
>>68932651
>cat isn't in it long enough
>>68932734
that's what reddit is: don't have a dissenting opinion on anything or we'll make sure no one will ever see it
>>68933743
That's why it's so bizarre to me that anyone even uses that fucking site
>>68933770
>I thought everyone here was just like reeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fucking pathetic
>>68933971
Holy shit I mean meeeeeeeeeee. My auto correct is stuck in /r9k/ mode
>>68933799
so hipsters can reap psychological validation through imaginary internet points by rererererererererereposting 10 yr old webcomics, taking pictures of things they bought, cute babby animals and bragging about getting laid
>>68933799
>>68934333
This. I know so many people that are convinced they're going to work Reddit or Tumblr to become e-celebrities, and that that's somehow going to make them successful. Crazy, sad.
If reddit dislikes it, does that mean its Keanukino?
>>68932813
Serious question: How many other boards do this? If I go to /ck/ today and start posting about how much Reddit hates kimchi, in a week will kimchi be /ck/'s most recommended, well-liked food?
>>68935331
i dunno to my knowledge ck is mostly about rating fast food and cheap liquor than anything else
>trying to be black
Why are white people so retarded?
>>68935331
Not many. I've seen it try to be deployed on other boards but most people just ignore it. /fa/ does love to hate r/MFA though.
Do you think this will make me like this movie? Think again anon
>too many scenes of the guys trying to be black
Most of their jokes are just this anyway.
>>68932813
I'll wait with my judgement. If enough reviews are bad and a lot of people hate it, then I'll love it.
>>68932813
this image is so true it hurts
>>68932651
oh shit now i have to like it because you're all vitriolic autists who constantly think in black and white
>>68932651
Damn I didn't like it, but now I'm forced to like it. Such is life on this sub
>>68932651
Were people actually expecting this to be good? It looked worse than some of their sketches.
>>68932875
> 5/7
Who rates movies out of /7? Fucking plebbitors.
>poland626
I thought we already extarminated all degenerates in our fatherland.
>>68934333
4chan is full of hipsters you faggot
>>68935331
The thing is this whole website is reddit. You got redditors posting here and taking screenshots for upboats. You can spot them by how they post.
>>68938474
>implying Poland isn't based
i thought it was a lame joke that keanu reeves was voicing the cat in keanu, not something they actually did.
>>68932813
Why is /tv/ so obsessed with RT?
>>68932813
Actual /tv/ patricians don't watch capeshit in the first place.
>>68939001
Tv is obsessed with any forum that isn't them (rt, /co/, Reddit especially) and thinks that it's the other way around.
>>68933743
4chan literally the opposite
On reddit you say something that everyone agrees with = most upvotes
4chan you say something everyone disagrees with = most (you)
>>68939669
>4chan you say something everyone disagrees with = most (you)
Explain these dubs faggot.
>>68932651
And that's a bad thing?
>>68933743
>>68933799
you can turn off those functions and some subreddits are actually geared towards real discussion and some even turn off votes. you're just trying really hard to feel you're part of the cool kids.
Fuck, I guess that means I'm obligated to like it now.
It has black people in it, though...
>>68939251
true af t.b.h f.a.m
My actual name is Keanu and I'm trying to become an up and coming rapper. In real life I'm known for my mild mannered personality
Every time I remember this movie exists I contemplate suicide
>>68935331
Only the really big boards care about website tribalism because they attract the most kids and autists. On /p/ and people link to tumblr, instagram, and reddit all the time if its relevant to the hobby.
>>68941094
Just use a stage name. How about Little Nigga Big Trouble.
>>68940824
>part of the cool kids
you mean like you?
>>68941205
Its far too late. Everyone I know pisses themselves laughing whenever the trailer comes on tv
To be fair, Key and Peele is garbage so I doubt their movie would be any better.
I just saw this last night. It was pretty funny, if a little bland. I don't watch their sketches, so I can't say how it compares. The cat was GOAT though.
>>68932651
Fuck off back to redddit faggot who gives a shit about what poland626 has to say?
>people unironically like key and peele
Why? They arent funny.
>>68934333
Reddit is an echochamber that discourages free thinking in favor of passive agreement and addict-like consumption. There are corners where people behave more rationally but anything with more than 50k subscribers will stomp out all dissent. It really is a hellhole for anyone with a brain
I loved it
Haven't seen it btw
>>68932651
oh, so we'll start sucking keanu's cock right? i mean show just how different we are from reddit and all.
>>68932706
Cos now...
who /catkino/ here
>>68941457
Cat was cute af, but the recurring George Michael bits really sold that shit for me.
Also was anyone else really surprised at the shootouts? Those were way too good for a comedy like this.
>keanu
>kinu
>kino
>>68943488
I really was surprised at the shootouts. I loved that wide shot at the end with the chick falling into the pool in the middle. They were better than 95% of post-Schwarzenegger action movies.
maybe its cause im not american, but I have never found those two funny
>>68941457
>>68943465
i want to fuck that cat
>>68934951
It's catno.
>>68945373
Both are retarded
