Legend of the Seeker worth a watch?
>>68931452
I'll post some webms to give you an idea
>>68931491
BIG
>>68931533
RED
>>68931558
AGIELS
What a lewd show.
yes if you're into cheaply made fantasy shows with American accents
it's almost like playing an Elder Scrolls game
This is the Sword of Truth show right?
If so, then no. The source material is the plan 9 from outer space of fantasy novels, but without any of plan 9's redeeming qualities, like charm or unintentional humor.
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>>68931597
I've seen porn with better acting
>>68931558
STICK
>>68931597
>you will never be a completely mentally broken sex pet to them
>>68931657
>it's almost like playing an Elder Scrolls game
These games are quite successful.
>>68931683
The first two books were fine.
It does shit the bed after that. But it could've been good.
>>68931683
Why don't you go donate all your money to Bernie Sanders you commie
>>68931452
Is she daredevil
more webms pls they make my peepee funny
bump for my pee pee
>>68931452
what is this? some bait show for people too dumb to google leather porn?
>>68931657
>American
>>68931452
yes.
post as many Cara as possible.
>>68931763
>tfw you'll never get trained by Cara to cum whenever she commands it
WORSHIP HER
>>68933437
My favorite was Faith of the Fallen. And then it sucked.
I so feel like rewatching the seeker
>>68936949
i got pretty far in the books.
like the 5th one or so.
the main problem is the fucking story becomes incredibly childish and retarded due to repeating past event descriptions.
it's like a story book for a 10 yo mentally handicapped special kid.
then the magical chicken made me drop it...
bamp for Cara anyways.
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>>68937320
>tfw you'll never save the petite 13 yo loli Cara after she's been kidnapped
>her parents and sister mudered
>humiliated and tortured everyday
>put into a dungeon with trash food
>only worn rag as clothing
>rats biting her wherever they can reach her skin
>you'll never be her new daddy/brother and teach her to enjoy life and love again
>>68936688
i want her to sit on my face
>>68937506
why not 69?
i'd eat her for so long i couldn't speak next day due to tongue numbness.
This is getting weird
>>68937894
>image.jpg
>>68931452
why she carries a dildo on her belt
>>68931452
No. It's pretty shitty. If you want to see cleavage or some shit just watch porn. If you want to see Haldir watch Lord of the Rings. If you want to see the wizard guy just watch Mad Max.
The show was absolute shit.
The end.
>>68931528
post more of this shit
>>68937894
now its getting unrealistic
>cara will never repeatedly jab you in the balls with an agiel until you black out from the pain
;_;
>>68931763
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>>68932237
>Success=Good
Transformers is kino
Cara is cute
So is this like Xena with extra hot lesbian action?
>>68938843
gentle, kind and caring.
i want her to be me dom queen.
>>68938881
From the makers of xena and hercules
Add even hotter chicks
>>68938881
just download it and have happy faps.
>>68931452
Yes it is, but only if you enjoy campy adventure shows. I've been a fan of Hercules and Xena since childhood so it's tailor-made for people like me.
Also it's nothing like the source material and it doesn't try to be, so don't listen to anyone comparing it to the books.
>>68938881
but less entertaining and fun
it's literally just badly acted softcore porn
>>68938881
It's like Xena except with less humor and more sex, as well as more story-arc oriented.
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>>68939059
Ok i'll give it a watch, thanks guys
>>68939207
Make sure to post your new waifus here daily fämälämäzoid
>>68931452
yes
are there any other recent adventure shows like this?
>>68931657
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>>68938220
don't you fags have a GoT thread to shitpost in?
>>68939474
GoT is shit too, but this show takes the shit cake.
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>>68939434
Shannara tries hard. but that's really shit.
>>68931452
damn thats a 10/10 cosplay
>>68939608
>cosplay
i actually thought she was one of the actresses from the bdsm dom lair.
>>68931452
Great show, but I admit it could have been even better. It would have benefited from being more self-aware and humorous, as well as setting strict rules for Zedd's powers. In some episodes he's a third-rate parlor magician, while in others he has the power of a god. It's annoying and glaringly obvious when you marathon the show
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>>68931566
why was cara so based?
she even dominated evil bitch khalan
>>68939691
just be happy they never developed richard rahl's wizard powers, or gave him his empire
>>68937104
>magical chicken
That was no chicken
>>68939667
I think it is a cosplay because I dont remember that bitch ever being on the show
>>68939735
He didn't really become a Marty Stu until Book 4 or so. He was always good at things, but it was around book 4 that it just became stupid that he was the best at everything around.
>>68939708
>tfw she'll never come from their parallel reality to dominate me
>>68939860
When we die, we each become gods and create our own reality
>>68940467
but if i'm god how can she be my dom?
>>68940553
Its the old "could jesus microwave a burrito so hot that even he could not eat it" problem
>>68940929
Isn't it "could god create a rock so heavy that even he couldn't lift it"?
stopped reading at book 8 2-3 years ago. Is it worth it to finish them? book 7 was fucking terrible imo.
>>68941783
No. You probably should've stopped 2-3 books ago
>Literally sexy fun times: The Show
>>68941783
The Confessor trilogy where Richard loses his memory is amusing enough, I think. Still you're better off reading something else. I recommend the Codex Alera books by Jim Butcher
>>68940929
moar
>>68931491
>literal clan of leather dominatrix
>literally fight with dildos
how did this shit fly? What the fuck? This is the most obvious case of a writer inserting their shitty fetish into their work.
>>68942515
>shitty fetish
Git out
this show is shit for waifus though, there's literally only two and one is objectively far superior to the other one.
Denna best girl
>>68942565
the point still stands. The show was nothing but a fetish sandbox.
>>68931491
theyre both hot but lel
>"acting"
>>68942673
but Cara loves cuddling under warm fluffy furs when the night is cold.
>>68942826
Cheating doesnt count if youre in another timeline, Richard knew this.
>>68933437
>The first two books were fine.
The first book literally features a subplot with the hero's evil step-brother attempting to ban fire. And having supporters for this. In a low-magic medieval society that has no alternative for heating or cooking. No amount of BDSM lesbians is worth that kind of stupid.
>>68942891
but did hecum inside her vagoo?
>>68931491
She's hot, the dildo is dumb but hey shes hot
Sam Raimi made this show?
My curiosity is piqued.
>>68942986
I would've
>>68943108
It shouldn't, the love interest is shit
>>68942267
>I recommend the Codex Alera books by Jim Butcher
second book best book
>>68943087
those electroshock dildos are hot as fuck man.
>>68943162
well that's most gentle and caring way of keeping her warm.
>tfw you'll never buy her from the sex slave market
I don't know what the show is, but the movie was good.
>>68943507
watch Nochnoy Dozor then.
>>68943318
You're right, they're all great though. I love how Jim Butcher can take some of the worst cliches in fiction and turn them into something amazing
>>68938935
>gentle, kind and caring
thats not how this works
thats not how any of this works
>>68943367
Everytime I see this series want to impregnate her and have a daughter like her.
>>68944348
same
dumb ipad poster
So who's the best girl?
>>68942673
Really mad that we didn't get a season three. Denna would have gotten a redemption arc and would have been sweet.
>>68945940
Its a tie
Never been more jelly of a protagonist in my entire life
>>68945940
honestly wouldn't be able to decide unless they tied me up and took turns abusing me
>>68945940
Why choose? Best would be Kahlan as waifu and Cara as fuck-buddy.
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>>68931452
No, but the novels are worth a read.
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>>68931491
W-what was she planning on doing with that instrument?
>>68931763
Just fucking kill me
>>68945940
God I wish their hair color was swapped. Cara would be 11/10 waifu as a brunette
>>68931743
The books the show is based on are basically corny BDSM porn disguised as fantasy.
>>68942515
We could do with more of it m8. Id rather the writers fetish than the producers "how can I make the most money off this".
>>68947981
No more than GoT.
>>68945940
kahlan is best waifu
Kara is best character
>>68947941
I doubt that blond would fit Kahlan.
>>68948173
agreed
>>68931452
Not really.
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>>68948400
no one likes kahlan though
Kahlan was 2 lewd for me
>>68948673
T-thats not true.
>>68948137
Actually quite a bit more than GoT. GRRM may have a weird obsession with huge nipples, but nobody writes page after page of sex, torture, and sexual torture like Terry Goodkind.
>>68948673
everyone likes Kahlan
XXX parody when?
>>68948808
Don't forget the 10-page long speeches about how Ayn Rand was right
The show is so, so much better
>>68942515
This was exactly in the books. It's possibly less lewd than the books were.
I want Kahlan and Cara to femdom me together
>>68948834
It's just a meme, actually. Everyone is really #TeamCara
>>68948936
#TeamCockAndBallTorture
#TeamEndlessProstateOrgasms
#TeamSlavery
>>68949633
what would it be like to be banged with an agiel?
>>68949720
It would be extremely painful
>>68948834
thats the face of someone whos just gotten creampied by the seeker
>you'll never have a dungeon with a tight blonde girl that you can torture and make cry in pain/pleasure
>why live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebNAPCzplns
>>68950588
rahl was such a cuck
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>>68938318
Iwouldn't fight back
