Thoughts on the new Aunt May?
>>68927822
I shot web
*unzips dick*
Something something dick
BEST
Huh...
>>68927822
She ever show her tits/cunt on camera?
Whoa mama! Daddy likey :)
>>68927822
Daily reminder that Aunt May is also a slut in the comics.
I thought the whole scene with stark, spider twink and aunt may was pretty great.
>>68928057
Dayum
a-auntie
>>68927922
She was nude in The Wrestler.
>>68928057
Context? I seem to recall this was in a deadpool comic, where he was hallucinating or something.
>>68927822
Why is Hollywood milfwashing elderly roles?
>>68928162
don't ask questions, just fap
that's my philosophy
>>68927922
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Opening scene, she's getting fucked doggy by Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
>>68928162
Not sure, I think it has something to do with you being a massive faggot tho
>>68928057
what the kek
>Tony not getting over how attractive Peter's aunt is and borderline hitting on her.
I liked it.
>implying left is recent
In 10 years when tom is 30 she will be 61
>>68928970
>Peter, come massage your auntie's tired, sweety, warm feet while she talks to this man, okay?
>>68928162
Evolutions in cosmetics, plastic surgery and life expectancy.
The average granny will soon look like Megan Fox.
There's no May or May not, I Would
>yfw
>>68929328
What's tom hardy doing there
>>68927822
More like Aunt Would
>>68929328
Kek at that cuck massaging her feet while she has a more interesting conversation with some other dude.
>>68927822
>spiderman movie happens
>it's just RDJ hitting on Marisa the movie
>>68929717
i love sexy feet so i'd rather be massaging her pretty feet too. tom hardy is a patrician.
>>68927822
she's alright
>she'll never be your gf
>>68927822
if shes that hot why Peter hasnt a new uncle yet?
answer that marvel fanboys
>>68927865
essentially
>>68929717
talk is cheap, like ur mum
>>68929328
>>68929755
>>68929606
Tom Hardy on the left, Logan Marshall-Green on the right.
Merry Christmas, Aunt May! I set it up while you were asleep :)
>>68928158
Was Deadpool.
I just dont remember wich.
Not the one were he was Parker.
are there even any more good old woman actors that haven't retired yet?
I'm totally drawing a blank here
>>68927822
RIP Ben. poor guy.
>>68930637
i'm ridiculously turned on by this
>>68927822
>tfw there's no Uncle Ben
>there's Uncle Tony instead
>Tony dies in the Spiderman movie
>movie must be same as cartoon book OR ELSE
>>68930637
holyfuckingshit
>>68927865
>not *unthwips dick*
>>68929598
Elastigirl expy. Would still smash
why hello peter
>>68931032
are that pubes or just bad image quality?
>>68931091
what do you think kid? :)
>>68930637
I like to imagine that the christmas tree represents me and my dick
>>68928057
>would you like a cookie, dear
I get it
>>68931170
>not "would you like a sandwich, dear?"
She had one job
>>68929754
oh god i can already see the script:
Tony: ...so Peter, should we go to a football game next weekend?
Peter: Sure Mr. Stark that would be nice
Tony to Aunt May: You wanna come with us by any chance
at the football game Aunt May and Tony hitting at each other, meanwhile Peter is bored
post more milfs
>>68931220
>guest starring THE WALL
>>68931138
my money is on Image artifacts
>>68931223
but this is a marisa thread
wouldn't want to intrude
>>68927822
wheres uncle ben? what a lucky guy
>>68931418Tony is the new Uncle Ben in the MCU
>You're coming home late again Peter?
>>68930637
>YWN teach a QT 10/10 Jewyz how to enjoy the spirit of Christmas. JDIMSA
>>68931138
>she will never clench your vertical throbbing member with two hands just like that as your seed rockets from the engorged tip towards the starry heavens
>>68931138
>I've been telling her all night that I drive, I bet she's impressed, don't look at her boobs
So if Peter's new Aunt looks to be about 30, that would mean that his Uncle would also be around 30.
That's kinda weird though, a 30 year old guy giving Peter the responsibility speech.
>>68930637
>>68931142
Are you kidding? If the tree wasn't in the frame, you would think this is a blowjob scene. You can't not think its her fondling a dick
>>68931032
MILF MUFF
>>68928970
>>68929276
considering Jarvis is an ai/vision, they'll probably change the Jarvis x Aunt May relationship in the comics to Tony x Aunt May.
>>68928057
jesus
>>68930791
did anyone say that you contrarian fuckwit?
please post more fappable images of heri need them for my research project
>>68933860
They are already shipping the Vision x Scarlet Witch romance from the comics
>>68934038
Left or right
>>68934067L-left?
Can't wait for the scene in which she shoves hay in her twat and asshole
>PETER, breakfast's ready!
>I'm coming, aunt May.
>>68927822
solid casting
>>68934372
That moment when Aunt Dianne IS Aunt May.
>>68927822
SPIDERMAN HOMECUMING.
>>68934372
>Peter, it's okay.
>>68934372
>>68934470nnnghpls continue
>>68934372
>aunt May.
He just call her "May" in the movie.
>>68929791
eh if shell fuck george costanza I figure I got a shot
>Peter, what's wrong?
>But-but, you're ...
More Aunt Mamy, please
>>68928065This kid is legit my favorite screen Spidey, even though for some reason he was portrayed as insecure instead of a total smart-ass. The kid oozes charisma and has fantastic comedic abilities
inb4 I've triggered /tv/ by saying something nice
>>68934470
Peter! do it!
Someone post The Wrestler tits scene please.
>>68931258
>yfw it's true
>>68934455
>That's right, we could do it again, Peter.
>>68934687
That's what he's supposed to be, Raimi's casting and whoever did Amazing was fucking awful. Peter is an insecure, scared kid who uses his humor in his Spider-Man persona to cover it up. Spider-Man is a very insecure character.
Her car knowledge bit at the end of My Cousin Vinny is very arousing to me. Posi-Traction never sounded so hot.
>"one wheel spins the otha wheel does nothin'"
Too young.
>>68936326
Tony fucks her in the movie, so they had to make her attractive. Surprised that doesn't turn peter into a villain
>>68928057
I confused her massive bicep for a saggy tit
>>68930718
Depends on how old you mean I guess.
Judy Dench, Helen Mirren, Julie Andrews and Maggie Smith are all still working.
All are typecast as fuck though.
>>68930637
>MOM HD
>>68935185
>peter and may incest scene
Weew.
>>68929975
still heart broken s'pose
>>68927852
underrated post.
>51 year old woman, never married, with no kids
wew
>>68932595
kek'd
>>68937592blown out pussy confirmed
>>68933074
nigga she looks at least 45
people are posting pics from relatively old movies
>>68937620
thats not how vaginas work.
>>68937620
but she never gave birth...?
>>68927822
Too old
Shes a coalburner lesbian anyway
>>68937678
>>68937674
so ugly nobody wanted to conquer it
Look at this shit. I bet every guy and some girls in school wants to bang her.
>>68937783
that would have to be one nasty vagina, looking at the rest of her.
>>68935429
I honestly thought she was the hottest in this movie she's ever been
>ywn be a short, bald, fat guy living in your parents' house who somehow manages to make Marissa Tomei fall in love with you
>>68937783
>>68937620
>>68937592
This article almost fooled me
http://en.mediamass.net/people/marisa-tomei/pregnancy-rumors.html
>>68927822
>New Spiderman is just like muh comics!!!
BRAVO MARVEL IT IS ALWAYS GOOD TO BE MORE LIKE THE COMICS
>Aunt May is not a hot MILF for some reason
BRAVO MARVEL YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN
I hate Marvel studios fans.
>>68928057
>that "art"
Why can't Americans draw
>>68937943
fat fingers
>>68928158
>Context? I seem to recall this was in a deadpool comic, where he was hallucinating or something.
Arnim Zola made a bunch of clones and Deadpool was killing them all. In the end he buys Deadpool off with several Gwen Stacies.
>>68937908
Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man was pretty young, it's obvious they are going for Ultimate Spidey this time.
>uncle Ben dies
>it's just you and aunt May now
mfw
>>68927822
Were they fucking while Peter was at school?
>>68937974
>>68927852
>>68927822
More like Aunt Fine
>>68929332
Amen to that brother!
>>68927822
my dick
>>68931032
>>68931091
Zoom
>>68934555
Yeah as in "May I fuck you?"
>>68940324
>>68927852
Kek.
>>68938358
That's what I'm saying.
Saying something is just like muh comics is such a pointless compliment and/or criticism when there have been dozens of different incarnations of these characters over the years.
>>68931607
those soles are so perfect
>Peter Parker was originally 15 in the comics
>his aunt is portrayed as being at least in her mid-60s if not significantly older
So if May was married to Ben and Ben is Richard's brother, either Richard was born waaaay after Ben or waited until he was in well into his forties before having a kid. I know it's not unheard of but I don't think it's that common, especially back when the character was created, so having a relatively younger May makes much more sense to me. I like this casting.
The small bit of what we saw of Peter in CW was great. Now I'm looking forward to homecoming
>>68940324
why wouldn't she shave?
>>68928057
lmao
>>68929276
Explain this.
if they gave her a little gray hair i would be so hard
>>68942542
>>68942787
This
>>68928057
Daily reminder that Aunt May once fucked Doctor Octopus, and Peter accidentally forced himself to watch it from Ock's perspective years later.
>>68931091
She's full Italian, m8
>>68927822
i fucking would
>Hope you got a few good licks in
