>Something funny in the movie happens
>Whole cinema laughs
>Can't hear the next line of dialogue or the punchline because people don't know when to stop fucking laughing
>>68918826
>Clapping at the end of a movie
>that one guy in the audience with the wheezing laugh
>that fat guy who breathes heavily
>the girl texting nonstop with a loud as fuck vibrate alarm
>the negro who acts like it's all real and does play-by-play commentary
>the literal Hitlers who bring their babies
>>68919178
>the negro who acts like it's all real and does play-by-play commentary
Literally the best thing to have if the movie is already bad
>>68918826
When the white boi shoots up the theater.
When guards snipe my falcon for appearing too aggressive and getting blood all over my crab legs, thus forcing me to file crab leg compensation for my taxes
>Mexican teenagers and fedoras vaping during the movie
>>68919178
People who bring their babies anywhere need to be shot.
>Having nice brunch
>lol jk a symphony of screaming babies
>I can't eat bacon in peace because they decided to procreate
>>68918826
>character makes a joke
>retards in the audience repeat it
WE ALL FUCKING HEARD IT TWO SECONDS AGO SHUT UP YOU DUMB NIGGERS
>obvious redditors who spout memes out loud
I shit you not.
>>68918826
>Take dad to the movies
>He goes to whisper something in my ear
>Whole fucking theater can hear him
Poor guy can't hear shit, and does know how to whisper anymore.
>>68920235
>doesn't*
>>68919178
>go to see avatar back when it came out
>dingbat mother decides to bring her baby in
>kid starts screaming
>some guy shouts "get that fucking baby out of here!" loud enough for the whole cinema to here
>mother takes baby away
>>68920263
That guy's a hero.
>>68918826
>it's a someone brought a baby to the theater episode
>not buying out all the seats so plebs don't disturb your cinematic experience
>>68920263
Sounds like the baby was the only patrician in the room
>>68918826
>2016
>theaters
kek
>poor parents bring their little kid to adult movie
>kid keeps asking questions because he doesn't understand what's going on
>poor bastard starts squirming in his seat
>starts complaining that he's tired
>passes out
Breeders are horrible people.
>those people who laugh loud as shit at non jokes
>>68920345
>>68920579
>People who laugh out loud at slapstick humor
I do most of this. Stay mad /tv/
>>68920871
>Not laughing at perfectly executed slapstick.
>>68920148
I've witnessed this ,why are they so desperate to get up votes
>>68919601
Especially if it's a shit-tier horror movie.
>oh shit nyiggah
>awww shit
>you best run
>dat didn do sheeit
>you dun pissed him off now nyiggah
>>68920871
>>68920915
>mum drags me along to the three stooges movie
>guy gets hit with hammer
>kids in audience laugh
>30-40 year old guy behind me starts going ape shit laughing
>laughs at every single joke as if it's the funniest thing he's ever heard
>>68920996
>Not staying home and watching the actual Three Stooges instead.
I almost watched it just to see Will Sasso in something, though.
>>68920345
