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>aaand ACTION!
jusdooo nythin?
Mwaa the frensh
>>68900952
Please Orson
IMAGINE
orson
What were these even filmed on that the resolution is so fucking low and nothing remotely high-quality or even standard-quality exists?
It is an uzbekistani flight plan by bill wil-son
MRRRRWAAAWAAAAAAHHHHtheFrench
>>68901285
>He doesn't remember a time when everything on TV looked like that
Kill yourself underage.
>>68901393
no no cowboy, it never looked THAT bad
>>68900952
MMWWWAAAAAAHHH dontevertalk tooo meorr Masson everagain!
>>68900952
Orson...
>>68901393
>tv used to be 144p
ah the hood old days
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s
What did he mean by this?
>>68901965
even after death the memes he left were patrician, based Orson.
Action Orson, please...
>>68901965
MAAAAAHthefrnsh
Mwahaaaaaahthefrench...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
THE WRENCH!
>>68901317
LIKE THE BEST FLIGHTPLANS IT LISTS ME
MY MEN
DR. PAV-
>>68901436
it was shot on video and there was probably only one master copy for several decades.
Imagine being Orson in that ad and having to be all like "Muuuhaaaahhh, Paul Masson, you fuckin' fine, all delicious with your in-the-bottle fermentation and horrific faux-French monstrous taste. I would totally drink you, both in this advert and one for frozen peas." when all he really wants to do is drink another $500 Dom Perignon in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Orson and not only sit in that chair while the extra pours his disgusting California champagne in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the suspicious-looking sediment building in it, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while he perfected that pour. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking taste but Paul Masson's haughty attitude as everyone on set says it's VINTAGE DATED and DAMN, PAUL MASSON CHAMPAGNE TASTES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and drink the disgusting fucking piss water contorting your palette into horrific flavours you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been drinking nothing but a healthy diet of Krug and Bollinger and later alleged moonshine for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Wisconsin. You've never even drunk anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the chemical contaminants in this mass produced sham pigswill as it's poured again and again for you, the extra smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in the "French excellence (for that is what they call it)", the excellence they worked so hard for with fermentation techniques in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could break a bottle and stab everyone in this room, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Orson Welles. You're drunk as fuck and don't know why the extra isn't doing anything. Just bear it. Slurr your lines and bear it.
paulmason
Chambane?
>>68903197
>>68904141
AAAAAH the mASkED man BANE has alwAYS beeen ceLberated for hIs BIGNESS
>>68904141
Well played.
>>68900952
when did this meme suddenly become popular again? don't get me wrong, i like it though.
based orson:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlGZJYSRZV4
>>68904303
Orsonposting is eternal.
>>68900952
WHY DON'T YOU - TAKE TWO
>>68904303
just like Welles' movies will never get old, wellesposting will never get old either.
maaahaaah the doubles man has always been celbrated for his digits
>>68904704
heduzngetanydubs?
>>68900952
>Hey, what's up?
>Nothing much.MWAAHAAAAAAAAAAA
>Cut.
>>68901285
Probably 16mm film, but this was likely taken from an old tape recording from a broadcast so it looked like shit.
If they ever found the negative it would be basically HD quality though
