HOTTER?
>>68878365
I'LL CALL NOW
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>>68878365
>and you were way up here!
CLICKTY CLACK DOWN THE TRACK
>>68878365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEy_1dvBFYE
Now your child can visit steamy jungles, grassy plains, and the dark depths of the ocean.
Why did they play this commercial so much?
NOTHER SCORCHER
I wish I could go back in time to tell my 8 year old self that he would be still watching the same commercials 20+ years later except now hes doing it willingly and in crappy youtube quality.
If past me has any sense at all hed take that knowledge and go find dads gun in the closet and end it early.
>>68878489
That went dark fast.
>>68878565
Past you is a faggot
>>68878565
I remember hating the Sears ad so much and reciting it every time with my sister.Now I just miss those days ;_;
>>68878565
Saw your murder on the news. My homie got it TIVO'd.
>>68878538
sears probably thought they would still exist
>>68878417
Pussy whipped.
I remember my gf wanted me to fix the water heater. I just ignored her, ate my breakfast then went to work.
>yfw Sears won't even exist in three years
>>68878699
>tfw I worked at a sears for two years as a part time job in high school
I stole so much shit and no one from management gave a fuck was pretty cool desu senpai
Wife: I cannot live another day without getting my brains fucked out by a hung Alpha male.
Husband: The paper says tomorrow you're going to be ovulating!
Wife: Ovulating?
Husband: Like yesterday.
Wife: Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd ask your boss to come over and fuck me.
Husband: I'll call today.
Wife: You'll call now.
Husband: I'll call now!
>>68879036
you know i could have done without reading this
>tfw your post disappears
M..moot? is that you?
scorcher
