>the Star of David is the only one that saves him
What did they mean by this?
>>68870396
>language of the slaves
>>68871835
I lol'ed out loud the first time I saw this.
>>68871835
kek
>>68870396
Judaism is a copy of Ancient Egyptian mythology.
The commandments are identical for instance so perhaps this is what they meant.
>>68871835
WE WUZ SLAVES
>>68870396
Imhotep recognized the fact that he spoke Hebrew and thought that he must be a slave. Pretty cool, to be honest. I didn't get that when I first watched it, but I like that touch.
>>68872405
Abrahamic religions are just mashup of everything and anything, Catholicism being outright Paganism
Not that I expect anyone on /tv/ to care about fancy things like facts, but the idea that the pyramids were built by slaves has been completely disproven.
Number 7:
http://www.history.com/news/history-lists/11-things-you-may-not-know-about-ancient-egypt
>>68872560
This.
And yet
>Muh faith is the ultimate truth
Yes, goyim. Don't mind us Jews. We're completely non-threatening. Just keep blindly living your life while we control everything behind the scenes.
Good, good
>>68870396
Fuck me I just realized Beni was the Yellow Card Man in 11.22.63.Shame they cut the whole timehole guardian subplot.
WE WUZ PYRAMID BUILDERS
>>68872621
i don't get the anti-jewish people here. are you pro christian? how is this different?
>>68872685
Look reddit, it's about race not religion. You fucking idiot.
>>68872718
jew is a race? oh.... you should tell someone in the science world about that...
If he was on the wrong side of the river how did he get to the right side?
>>68872765
It's an ethnicity.
>>68872685
Why do you lump everyone who hated this scene as anti-jewish? Do I hate their insistence that they built the pyramids despite the fact that there is no evidence whatsoever? Yes. Do I hate them as a people? No. There's nothing special about a religion feeling they're the chosen ones and making shit up to support it. However, in modern Western society where Christianity has been effectively gimped by secularism, Judiasm seems to be the most in your face example of it.
The more a German person or a German movement opposes the Jew, the more valuable it is. If someone is attacked by the Jews, that is a sure sign of his virtue. He who is not persecuted by the Jews, or who is praised by them, is useless and dangerous.
>>68872765
I know you're only 17 so I'll go easy on you. Google ethnoreligious cultures.
>in a weird action comedy reboot, the two great traditions of Hoollywood's depictions of Ancient Egypt, the ancient Egptian mythology and the Exodus, met
>>68872405
Wait. Uh, so in the Mummy Cinematic Universe, Gods of Egypt were real and Gods of Abraham was not?
>>68870396
>>68871835
It was the only one old enough to be recognized by an ancient pharaoh.
>>68873237
>Gods of Egypt were real and Gods of Abraham was not?
Both are real desu but just Aliens and inter dimensional forces.
>>68870396
The Star of David is a very modern symbol of Judaism, not thousands of years old. It could better be related to Jewish nationalism than to Jewish religion, in origin.
>>68871975
>I laughed out loud'ed out loud the first time I saw this
>>68873263
All languages are old. Only the religions are young. It's just that he lived in pre-globalized age so he couldn't understand other languages.
>>68870396
It didn't. His language did. Imhotep realized he'd make a good translator since he spoke Hebrew.
>>68870396
Only religion around back then. Egyptians were older to Jesus than Jesus is too us.
>>68872575
Jews were still kept as slaves, The pyramids were built a thousand before the New Kingdom Era of the Exodus.
>>68873359
>>68873237
Maybe but it's kind of obvious that Egypt gods are more powerful that the abraham one
god damn i watched the mummy returns recently and it's horrible
>>68870396
Beni was serving Imhotep. Judaism is based on the cult of Imhotep. It's like poetry.
>>68872405
Jesus confirmed that black
>>68872637
I liked him in Deep Rising. Should have had a larger presence in movies after that.
>>68872842
The ethnicity is semite. But most Jews are not Semite. You can be white as fuck and still comvert to Judaism
>>68872844
>Do I hate their insistence that they built the pyramids despite the fact that there is no evidence whatsoever? Yes
Exodus never claims they built the pyramids, it only said they were slaves who built mud and straw bricks. Looks like you're just looking for things to be mad and offended about.
>>68872560
your a dorable
what religious symbols did he Beni have?
he had the Star of David, a crucifix, and some bell.
>>68870396OP were u watching this on Scyfi today?
>>68877041
I'm pretty sure the bell represents Zoroastrianism but I easily could be wrong
I was more impressed Beni knew several languages, at least enough to recite a prayer (?) in each
>>68877041
Bell? isnt that a little Buddha? Probably going to download The Mummy to rewatch and for memes
>>68872575
The pyramids were already there, even before the egyptian culture
>>68878069
TBS seems to be obsessed with playing it that shit is on like every two weeks.
Hey O'Connell, it looks to me like I got all the religions.
>>68878403
I dont have cable nor do I think our cable company have TBS here in Shitstainistan
