[Superman has brought down a military drone]
General Swanwick: Are you effing stupid?
Superman: It's one of your surveillance drones.
General Swanwick: That's a $12 million piece of hardware!
Superman: It was. I know you're trying to find out where I hang my cape. You won't.
General Swanwick: Then I'll ask the obvious question. How do we know you won't one day act against America's interests?
Superman: I grew up in Kansas, General. I'm about as American as it gets.
[pause]
Superman: Look. I'm here to help... but it has to be on my own terms. And you have to convince Washington of that.
General Swanwick: Even if I were willing to try, what makes you think they'd listen?
Superman: I don't know, General. Guess I'll just have to trust you.
[Superman flies away]
General Swanwick: What are you smiling about, Captain?
Captain Carrie Farris: Nothing, sir. I just think he's kind of hot.
General Swanwick: Get in the car, Captain.
Captain Carrie Farris: [still smiling] Mm-hm. Yes, sir.
>DC fags will actually defend this dialog and plot of this flick
>DC fags will also defend BVS with plot and dialog just as bad
I guarantee nobody in the audience laughed at that cape quip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYkvRm_Zokk
>>68865642
i dont think it was supposed to be funny
>>68865756
What was it suppose to be then?
If it was a serious line that actually makes it worse.
>>68865642
>Superman: I grew up in Kansas, General. I'm about as American as it gets.
Didn't he renounce his citizenship in the comics to stop being associated with America in terms of government? I prefer that to the retarded vision of a literal alien choosing to passively endorse the foreign policy of the world's #1 bully just because he grew up there.
>>68866072
Also why doesn't he just break the drone's camera instead of trashing it? Shouldn't he have a responsibility to the taxpayers and not waste a whole 12 million of their money?
>>68866179
>>68866072
>>68865832
>>68865642
Do you need autism to understand these posts?
I can't explain why, but that dialogue just felt really awkward.
>>68865642
>Superman: Look. I'm here to help... but it has to be on my own terms. And you have to convince Washington of that.
The US response to that should've been to find out his weakness and double down on plans to destroy him.
I don't know any country in the world that would accept those terms if they could do something about it.
Realizing Clark was the last of his kind should've been a wakeup call to (1) exterminate him and (2) mobilize the planet for war with any other alien threats. This should've been X-COM : The Beginning.
>>68866541
Get out, /v/.
>>68866625
No.
>>68865642
I remember a lot of women laughing. Women go to movies too OP.
>>68865832
It was supposed to a lighthearted line to lighten the mood a bit after all the grim carnage of the climactic fight. It is a bit of a mood whiplash but Snyder probably wasn't expecting everyone to take exception to it when similar mood whiplashes are used to end action movies on a lighter note all the time and no one ever notices
>>68866541
>alien that is on your side and has never done anything wrong
>wants to have privacy
>HE'S A TRAITOR ELIMINATE HIM AAAAAAH HELP US BRUCE AAAAHHHHHHHH
Are you fucking retarded?
X-COM?
The game where you fight against aliens that are bad enough just as random attackers but later turn out to be working for Cthulhu, and routinely conduct raids on civilian populaces and really love dissecting people?
Sure sounds like Superman.
>>68865642
Why does the acting of Cavill suck so much in this scene? The General looks convincing but Cavill looks just like the biggest asshole.
>>68866708
>alien that is on your side and has never done anything wrong
>being an invincible self-proclaimed vigilante who was 100% responsible for setting off the beacon that brought the last of his kind to wreak havoc on the earth with plans to genocide the entire population
It was a mess he created and only stopped with immense loss of human life.
He should absolutely be destroyed you cuck.
>>68866072
>being loyal to the country you grew up in is retarded
>>68866736
He's basically Snyder's mouthpiece for sticking it to authority figures.
I don't think he realized how much Clark sounded like a complete douchebag.
Imagine if debris and shrapnel from that drone flew through the windshield and killed the general and his whore sidekick.
What would Clark have done then?
>>68867039
He would have stopped it because he has super speed.
>>68867034
Ironic that you use that strawman image because the guy in the picture is being perfectly loyal to his country by being completely uncritical of his government's decisions.
Government =! country. All fascist, stalinist etc kuks leave.
>>68866659
this. people are only take exception to these movies because muh superman
>>68865642
>america's interests
is there a superman movie where he kills brown people and carries barrels of oil to the white house?
>>68865642
What is wrong with this dialogue ?
Do I have to be autistic to get what's wrong with it ?
>>68866659
>>68867231
He would've looked like an asshole no matter who he was.
>>68866322
Because it's poorly written dialogue.
>>68867281
No but you do have to be a DCuck to think it's OK.
>>68867039
It would of went slow mo as he looked at the camera with a grimace.
Then he would fly through a children's hospital so he could have sex with Lois Lane quicker.
>>68867281
Keep trying Synder
>>68865642
>General Swanwick: Even if I were willing to try, what makes you think they'd listen?
>Superman: I don't know, General. Guess I'll just have to trust you.
>>68865642
JESUS HE ALMOST KILLED THEM THEN BASICALLY TOLD THEM TO GO FUCK THEMSELVES BECAUSE HE'S AN INVINCIBLE ALL POWERFUL ALIEN WHO JUST COMPLETELY DESTROYED THEIR CITY.
>>68865642
>>68865642
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>>68865642
>first Avengers movie
>giant NYC battle leaving a city in ruins and thousands dead
>"SHAWARMA! xxxxxD"
DCfags and Marveldrones should both kill themselves.
>>68867998
At least we saw them trying to save people.
>>68868089
So what? I wish there was some random dude around them that replies to the shawarma request with:
>"Are you guys fucking kidding me? The city is in ruins, thousands are dead and we have the entire NYPD and NYFD clearing rubble and identifying bodies. Did any of the NYPD and NYFD get shawarma after 9/11? Fuckin' fags."
>>68867889
At this point nothing about Snyder surprises me anymore.
>>68868148
>>68867193
>loyalty to the country is the same as loyalty to the government
>>68868217
It is in a democracy.
>>68868209
What, don't like criticism of your favourite flick?
>>68865642
>Superman: I grew up in Kansas, General. I'm about as American as it gets.
Why the fuck would he admit this to a high ranking general considering 2 hours prior to that he had a fight with the aliens in a specific town in Kansas (Smallville). Now all the president has to do is send the CIA there, interrogate anyone that is in their 30's (the age Superman looks like) find one of the kids on the schoolbus that he saved who all saw what he did ad they will know who he is by the weeks end and kidnap his mother so he does their bidding. Dumb fuck.
>>68868408
>>68865642
I specifically remember the audience laughing when she said that.
>>68868192
Seriously? His personal preference is a different type of comic book so he should be disqualified from doing a superman movie? Fuck off.
>>68865642
>[Superman has brought down a military drone]
that was completely unnecessary.
Zack's alien man really likes to destroy things.
>>68868408
lol what?
>>68867231
I don't understand. Are you trying to say people were determined not to like it because it had Superman in it?
>>68865642
>He thinks this is bad dialogue
>He thinks BvS has bad dialgue
>He probably thinks MCU tier dialogue is better
Kill yourself pleb.
>implying a drone could keep up with Superman
That guy was breaking the sound barrier in some scenes.
>>68866541
>This is how /v/ thinks
No wonder Marvel is winning
>>68868408
This is retarded on so many levels, most importantly that democracy would be completely unnecessary and obsolete if we were necessarily loyal to the current government.
This is literally how retarded /pol/ is.
Shit, I forgot all about this scene.
Now I remember thinking, "Glad that's out the way, now he can be Superman in the sequel."
Instead they ramped all that shit up to eleven.
>>68865756
Tell that to Zod's split sides
>>68868525
>>68868970
Well I'm the guy who he replied to and I'm /pol/ as fuck so I don't know what to say...
>>68866072
>>68867193
You stupid cock gobbling faggot
Have a bit of pride and respect in your people and nation you nu-male leftist shit-skinned emasculated cancerous anarchist millennial contrarian dipshit. You're the reason our civilisations are going down the drain, you apathetic horse cock riding neanderthal. You're the most parasitic type of human being. Your ancestors would spit on you if they could for dragging the civilisations they built up for their successors into the dirt.
Fucking hang yourself you nigger loving cunt
>>68869280
>>68868783
>>68869280
the edit on the nose made me kek
>>68865642
>not getting it was meant to be a tonal shift
>>68865642
welcome to Amerikkka, OP.
>>68867664
that was zods world engine anon
>>68869514
it doesnt matter what the writers were trying to do
what matters is what they actually did
and what they actually did was awful
>>68866322
Because it starts with a bang and tries to squeeze in too many irrelevant things such as superman's attitude toward USA military and government that are not supposed to be talked about there in the middle of a desert
>>68869514
>Meant to means well executed
>>68869447
>>68866541
Yeah. That's what's been bothering me in BvS throughout.
>Luthor: we can use this mineral to detere super people
>some government assistant: the only super people we know is Superman
Implying he didnt even dream of needing to plan against superman.
I know this is just a bounce to bring up Luthor's next line about there are other super people. But this is still stupid.
The only person who expressed similar opinion is Batman talking about this in his cave. There should have been more open distrust of superman.
Superman smashing surveillance drone...
...In the middle of a series of criticism against the use of drones by US military
Superman is symbol of the "not all Americans are as bad as their government and military" idea
>>68866072
I bet you are a third world shitskin. Guess what, Superman is american, he represents the American way, he is one of our biggest symbols. What do you have?
>>68868781
Obviously. People take company wars seriously, the state of this board is proof of that. I have a friend who is the biggest Marvel fan and refuses to watch anything with Batman and Superman in it, he even criticizes the movies without having seen them.
>>68866072
People who read comics/watch capeshit aren't the kind of people who take a discerning look at the complexities of geopolitics.
They probably think we intervened in Libya to "stop a Dictator and bring them democracy"
>>68867441
I'd like to see him fuck Lois so hard she bleeds and screams for him to stop.
I thought she was kinda hot to be honest.
>>68866072
Back to the fucking USSR with you cuckold
>>68871415
AUTISM
>>68870340
Oh shut up faggot I bet you thought that was clever in your head your probably one of the writers of this shit movie.
Did you know Superman is also a Christ like figure too? Ooooooo
>>68866072
>world's #1 bully
>ahhhh help me America, please save me!
>America stop saving me from myself!
>America please pay for my defense?
>>68866072
We kick your asses one time and we're officially bullies.
Typical.
>>68866708
>alien that on our side
>destroys entire cities
>zoo destroys the planet looking for him
>>68871415
superman is not american, he's kryptonian
>>68869587
Zod only knew about Earth because Clark tripped the beacon.
>>68866322
It was awkward because Cavill can't act worth a shit.
>tfw just searched up a pretty great batman and harley porn flick and found it more engrossing than MvS
>>68873506
What's the title? Lotta Batman/Harley porn out there.
>>68872954
Superman is American
>>68865642
>i grew up in kansas
i was always perplexed by that line. why the fuck would superman reveal where he grew up? and in the same scene where he wants them to stop spying on him. kansas has a pretty small population, he just made their jobs a lot easier
>>68874936
Nope.
>>68873506
The stuff with Kleio Valentien is pretty solid
>>68865756
>Captain Carrie Farris: Nothing, sir. I just think he's kind of hot.
>General Swanwick: Get in the car, Captain.
>Captain Carrie Farris: [still smiling] Mm-hm. Yes, sir.
>i dont think it was supposed to be funny
dcucks in denial
>Nothing, sir. I just think he's kind of hot.
why the hell did they have to end the conversation like that? it was cringy as hell
>>68865642
This scene sucked but it probably was done to lighten the film.
>>68866072
How could he renounce what he never had? He wasn't born in America, and he's not a human to begin with
>>68865642
>I guarantee nobody in the audience laughed at that cape quip.
They did and I died a little more inside
General has a point. Couldn't this retard this put it down gently instead of basically proving that he's a violent psycho?
>Superman: I grew up in Kansas, General. I'm about as American as it gets
>Kansas is the America
I thought New Mexico is the America
>>68866072
>world's #1 bully
YOU DON'T GET TO THE TOP
WITHOUT MAKING A FEW ENEMIES ALONG THE WAY
>>68877620
Why? If he was actually a violent psycho he could just kill the General and everyone else in his way.
>>68866072
Yes. He was having trouble operating in some areas because people saw him as an American agent instead of just a dude trying to help.
He wanted to stay out of politics as much as possible.
>>68865642
definitely one of the most cringeworthy points in the movie, but it's only the tip of the iceberg of the problems this movie has.
>>68871548
That's just fucking sad.
>>68869538
Story on this?
