What the hell was his problem?
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>68854585
don't blame him, it was his upbringing. he a good boy, dindu nuffin, just gettin his life together.
>>68854585
No salty feet to lick
>>68854585
>be a total bro
>want use my powers to let people live deliciously
>they rather go to church and worship jesus
man, fuck people.
>>68854585
Goats just have a breaking point you know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp0Bt2cbcc8
i don't know why but for some reason every time i see a picture of that fucker i can't stop laughing
goats are fucking funny man
>>68854892
They're best farm animals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKExXjFAQz4
Lack of pylons.
>>68854585
what do you mean?
>>68854968
>anon_tries_to_meet_girls.mp4
>>68854828
kek
Why did that mother hate her daughter so much? They don't really give a reason for it, in the end of the movie I can understand but in the beginning it makes no sense to me.
>>68859968
Uh...because SHE LOST A FUCKING BABY?
I dunno, could be that
>>68860009
Yeah, right but that wasn't Thomasin's fault.Katherine reminded me of my own mother.Not in the religious way, but in the "I'm going to be a huge cunt to you and love my other children for no reason whatsoever" kinda way ya dig?
>>68854585
reminder that there were actually people confused and shocked at the "satan is a goat" twist
>>68859968
It's implied in the script she sees Thomasin as attempting to seduce her father.
@OP, he's the devil and wants to fuck the guys daughter, obv.
>>68860085
>Yeah, right but that wasn't Thomasin's fault.
Doesn't matter. Mom gives you a baby, you better return with a goddamn baby or it's your ass.
>>68860120
That goat looks like such a bro. I would let it grass all over scotland if it wanted to.
>>68860145
Do you agree with Katherine and think she is rightfully angry at her?
I can see why she would be mad, but it's still not a very good reason.
>>68860283
Losing one of your children is a pretty good reason to be mad at anyone, yes.
>>68859968
Reason 1:
Gee, I don't know, maybe coz she ost a baby in the middle of the wilderness to a wolf/Indian/etc.
Reason 2: Because she was thought to steal a precious and treasured family heirloom, her father's silver cup
Reason 3: Because she was turning into a hot piece of sweet jailbait fuckmeat that her creep brother was into and maybe her dad.
>>68860469
She was only really mad at Thomasin though
>>68860615
>Reason 2: Because she was thought to steal a precious and treasured family heirloom, her father's silver cup
This only because Thomasin was there when the baby got snatched. Anyone could've taken that cup but she just assumes it's Thomasin because??
She traded the baby for some traps as well?
Post yfw people outside of this place see this as a feminist movie.
http://www.wired.com/2016/02/the-witch-demonization-women/
>>68860648
Well, Thomasin lost a baby, the dumb twat.
>>68860803
True.
>>68860772
Well, it kind of is empowering to women, i guess? I wouldn't call it a feminist film by any stretch of the imagination though.
He didn't have a problem, everyone else had ergot poisoning from the old corn they were eating. they were all tripping balls
>>68860930
They describe it as Thomasin breaking free from the shackles that are bound to her father/the patriarchy. Selling your soul to the devil is pretty empowering though. So they might be right.
>>68860989
I hate this theory so much. It's a great movie about mythical creatures and it's done perfectly. Stop tryibg to make the movie's story lame and give it an epic Fight Clubzz twist.
>>68861078
yeah but what about the mother? or one of the twins? they got fucked up. Where's the empowerment in that?
>>68860989
>>68861135
Thomasin is now a young, beautiful independant woman who broke free by signing her name in the devil's book. Those patriarchy enabling opressors got what they deserved.
>>68854828
I feel bad for that goat for some reason.
>>68854828
It's nose looks like a face.
>>68861203
kek exactly. that's the kind of corners these feminist sjw writers write themselves into.
>>68854585
He was stuck in a bad movie.
he just wanted to hump thomasin ;(
>>68861485
who didn't? even the little brother was all over that shit
>>68861263
Not the writers, the tumblr bloggers trying to find feminist/oppressive elements in everything.
>>68854585
he wanted to taste tomasin's butter that comes from in between her asschicks
>>68854828
wouldn't you be upset if someone kept speaking all that gibberish around you all day every day
>>68862154
Oh yeah, i meant the blog writers. You watch the movie and everything is laid out pretty straight-forwardly. There's little room for interpretation.
>>68861125
its a known fact that settlers arriving in the new world were unfamiliar with magic mushrooms and tripped when they accidentally ate them, theres a whole movie on it
>>68862723
You don't think I care though, do you?
>>68862723
Yeah except the movie is based around legends about witches and covens and shit.
Related to Kevin the Cunt.
>>68863226
No need for that m8
>>68854585
the devil is fucking evil
>>68854784
>All I did was possess a goat and force this person's family to kill eachother WHY WONT ANYONE LOVE ME
