What the actual fuck
>>68851433
Greatest living actor.
As someone thatlikes older dudes, that's hot as fuck.
>>68851433
>>68851433
This is what we've come to huh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1w80JqVsPw
Bobby's such a disappointment these last 20 years or so. He's not even phoning it in anymore, he's sending texts promising to phone it in later.
>>68851433
Patrician taste in porn apparently.
>>68851585
I haven't seen whatever that's from, but I bet it's the only funny part.
>>68851679
it's the infamous Jack and Jill
>>68851832
what movie is that
>>68851832
Is it really that bad? It's hard to imagine something worse than Pixels.
>>68851888
it's pretty fucking bad, yeah
>I was in Godfather II you know...
>Yeah yeah shut the fuck up and masturbate to this cuck porn you doddering old fogey
>>68851433
>interracial porn
Disgusting
It's pretty sad that this is what his career has come to. Why didn't he just retire already? He clearly has enough money, I don't understand.
>People paid to watch Robert De Niro jack off to cuck porn.
>>68852060
>He clearly has enough money, I don't understand.
He lost a lot of it in that Bernie Madoff scam and it's not cheap keeping his wife's sons in Air Jordans
>>68852098
>>68851888
>>68851867
It's the worse, most unfunny adam sandler movie ever made. It's so painfully unfunny you feel like dying at times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpJSmBliO4E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1n-YLhqZ9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTvPGBlNYTY
>>68851433
How badly did de Niro need the cash?
>>Naw, no one wants another Fockers movie, Mr. de Niro, but we do have this other script that's in need of... legacy talent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV7AfWxKxyQ
JUST
>>68852267
he uses the money from his shit roles to fund his production company doesn't he?
>>68851433
Has he no shame?
that's just downright disgusting
>>68852191
2 of his sons look like full-blown psychopathy and the third looks JUST.
>Robert De Nero has now made more bad movies than good ones.
>>68852318
And his shitty film festival.
>>68852202
Fucking hell.
omg, masturbation
>>68852267
>>68852318
>pretending to be a showbiz insider
>>68852191
from all the women in this world, he chose a darkie and not even a good looking one
>>68852202
why did Al lower himself to do this film
>>68851433
In 40 years time this exact joke will be in an American Pie remake revolving around the characters as senior citizens.
>>68851433
Why does he keep masturbating after he's caught?
>>68852507
I guess when you're old you really can't afford to let a good erection go to waste
>>68852487
After fucking Naomi Campbell in her prime, it's all downhill.
>snatch chat
>>68852498
They can make that right now.
The oddest part is when the camera pans toward the tv screen for a split second, as if it was important for us to know that he was watching interracial porn
>>68851433
not the same without gerard depardieu
>>68852664
>>68852664
Where does the time go, anon?
It feels like less than ten years ago...
>>68851433
First Dunkaccino now this
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>68852644
Well this movie officially looks horrendous. I hope it bombed at the BO.
Why do Americans need lube for jerking off? I never understood this.
>>68853175
no foreskin
>>68853212
wtf?
>>68853212
THATS REALL????
>>68853071
now this is funny
>>68851612
I don't like the movies but I don't think he's phoning it in. He has money and just does the stuff that's fun and he enjoys without stress.
>>68853212
just spit in your hand
Why are foreigners so stupid?
>>68853234
no anon its just a movie
it's not as if Americans mutilate their children just because Jews said it would be a good idea, that's mental
>>68853175
>>68853212
you can go lubeless without a foreskin too. Lube just feels better in general, just like a wet vagina.
>>68851433
don't take me for a weeb, but I think suicide to restore ones honor should be a thing in western civilisation
>>68853300
thank fuck, that would be bonkers.
>>68853212
Why don't they have foreskin?
>>68853310
theres no such thing as a 'wet' vagina anon, dont make me laugh.
>>68853346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
>>68853277
They don't read up on it first but see it has De Niro
>>68853346
jews
>>68853234
>
You tell me, Einstein, how one is supposed to pass Penis Inspections in school with a foreskin?
>>68853416
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>68853071
>>68853277
That's not really proportional though.
It would be fair if America had the same population as the rest of the world.
>>68852644
>reaches over belt to put phone down pants
>cut away
>hand is now through fly, pulling phone out
Confirmed shit
>>68853212
For what purpose??
>>68853212
I just vomited in my own mother's mouth.
disgusting.
>I was in Raging Bull, you know...
>>68853048
It actually had some really funny parts but some scenes were just too cringe.
>>68853624
Hated everything with the cops and Raffi from the league. It had a very Wedding Crashers kind of feel, aside from the engagement plot obviously.
>tfw I was mutilated as an infant without my consent
>tfw I'll never know the true pleasure of sex/masturbation because of it
THANKS JEWS
>>68852487
Shit that's Simon Pegg being asked about the trailer reaction to the new Star Trek. I thought someone would turn it into a reaction image. He looked so in pain.
>>68851433
still better than what jennifer connely's husband made her do
is degradation kino coming back in style?
>>68852915
kek this film really ran with the Deniro is a cuck joke, huh
>>68853741
Got a link to that? Sounds like a fun watch.
>>68853346
Because american parents are sick fucks who love mutilating their children
>>68853346
19th century pseudoscience + general inertia of medical profession
>>68853852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f4aAwa5wdg
>>68851433
Is interracial cuck porn mainstream now?
>>68854145
ouch dude. that was not fun.
>>68854145
>>68854881
Why is everyone acting like this is so awful for Pegg?
He watched the trailer, (a trailer that was designed to appeal to the masses) and wanted to assure the real trekkies that there would be more for them in it too.
>its the gay guys again
>>68852644
>>68853212
I thought circumcision was just a meme.
>>68854978
Because you can see in his eyes that hes lying when he said to "hang in there". It hurts him.
>>68852001
lmao
As Gary Oldman said it
>“You sit there and watch a comedy, let’s say ‘Meet the Fockers,’ and it’s Robert De Niro. You tell them [meaning his children] this guy was at one time considered the greatest living actor. My boys look at me and say, ‘Really? This guy?
>>68856700
based gary
>>68852202
I actually thought Johnny Depp was funny in that clip. The rest of it wasn't.
What is the last good De Niro movie?
>>68853346
Jews outsmarted them
>>68856836
I'm literally starting to believe Gary Oldman is some kind of divine demigod. He just keeps getting more likable.
>>68856836
Jesus christ I love him.
>>68856836
Oh wow, he's never getting an Oscar now is he?
kek cuck
>>68856836
and then he apologized for that like a bitch
>>68856836
>>68857019
>>68857050
But you didn't post the aftermath.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x209rvb_gary-oldman-apologizes-for-anti-semitic-remarks-jimmy-kimmel_people
>>68857088
It's more like now you know why he's never gotten an Oscar.
>>68852191
me on the right
i mean that, it literally is identical to me
>>68851433
Oh how the mighty have fallen...
>>68857131
can't gibe the tribe
>>68857131
They probably literally threatened his livelyhood. I have no doubt that the 'apology' was to save his own ass from going under and nothing more.
>>68857131
>>68857127
eh whatever he's still based
>>68856836
Yeah, I remember reading about this when it happened. Honestly, Gary Oldman seems like a really good dude.
Which makes me feel good. He's one of my favorite actors.
>>68852191
The kid standing next to him is a spitting image of his old man. The little guy looks suspiciously like Ray Liotta
hmmmmm
>>68857131
>>68857127
>implying that 'apology' wasn't brought upon by blackmail/threats
They don't like it when you speak up against them look what happened to Mel.
>>68857220
How is stuttering and crying like a bitch over WORDS, based?
>>68852191
>white man shorter than his half-black sons
JUST
>>68853826
w-what happened?
>>68852664
>>68857356
he made a video of her getting cummed on in a movie he directed about her getting it on with a nigger
>>68852191
More like Robert de Nigro, right guys?? XD
>>68852191
He's just getting back in touch with his Sicilian roots
>>68857259
Because his apology wasn't honest come on, you fucking jew
>>68858006
More like Robert De Negro Fucker amirite!!!
>>68852202
>>68856924
its not johnny Depp retards, thats fucking diamond jim
post some audrey plaza
>>68858258
oh god is she in this? why, she's 2qt to be doing this kind of shit
fell in love with her thanks to Safety not guaranteed but she's only been in absolute shit otherwise. It's not fucking fair, brehs
>>68851433
nothing new here. he's always been a cuck hack
>>68858856
this
sage
>>68852202
mexican grandma scene is kino
>>68852743
>tfw most Americlaps have never seen 1900
>This is his career now
>>68856944
I'd say Ronin.
>>68860407
Accurate
>Fapping with lube
Do Americans really do this?
>>68853560
That's stupid. You're stupid.
>>68851506
u a twink bb?
As if the "being caught masturbating wasn't enough" they had to sneak in that it was interracial porn he was watching
>>68853212
>le foreskin meme
Dude americans don't cut their babies penises, just like you don't tip a colored cinema employee or theaters don't have aviaries. It's all a meme
>mfw I recognize Shorty Mac & the scene.
>>68861170
It's not though.
America is responsible for 40% of the worldwide gross for that shitty movie.
Which makes America the country with the worst taste.
>>68851433
How could this man possibily want any more money?
>>68861531
forgot pic.
>>68861554
Bet you love the prequels you know-nothing faggot.
>>68861622
The fuck are you on about?
Are you drunk?
You know what the difference is between domestic (US & CAN) and overseas (>100 countries) is right fucktard?
