How much would Kevin O'Leary from Shark Tank have improved BvS if they had casted him as Lex Luthor?
> "I need to tell you a story from my childhood. We grew up poor, so when my father was able to take me to the Bronx Zoo at the age of ten it was an unbelievable experience. The sights, the sounds, and finally the monkey house. We had seen primates from Asia, Africa and Madagascar but when we got to the Cameroonian chimpanzee I saw something I had never seen before: a chimp forcing a hapless frog in his habitat to fellate him. This chimpanzee had a mad look in his eye as he thrust the amphibian up and down his shaft until the deed was done. After it was over, my father looked at me and said 'Do you know the difference between him and us, Kevin? Do you?' The difference between that chimp and the rest of us is that we don't have a frog. And for that reason, I'm out."
>>68838045
kek not bad
>>68838045
Pretty good/10
>>68838045
> we are in the prime of chimpposting
what a time to be alive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
>>68837601
Hey Kevin, whats the oldest lie in America?
>>68839056
> "You'll get your own land after your indentured servitude is over"
>>68838816
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68839697
more like REEEEEEglrrggghhhhhhsplpllllllpplpl
>>68837601
You mean
>Kevin O'Leary from Dragons' Den
>>68840133
>Kevin ®™Leary from Dragons' Den
ftfy
