I'm being completely serious here. Okay? This isn't a meme, it isn't anything. Where was he when the Sand Snakes killed him? They didn't go on Jaime's ship, but he wasn't surprised to see them. It doesn't seem like he could have been in King's Landing. But if Jaime had dropped him off in Dorne before leaving again, Doctor Bashir wouldn't have been surprised to learn about Marcylla's death.
He's in Jaime's ship, painting eye rocks for Myrcella.
>>68814330
He was obviously at anchor in the harbor at King's Landing. He was painting the rocks for Marcylla's funeral when he was attacked.
So the snakes would have had to follow him to King's Landing in another ship. They'll likely be fucking around in King's Landing the next few episodes.
>>68814774
Then why was he unsurprised to see them? He thought they were bringing food.
Episode 1 lasted a month, they could have sneaked in the ship half way through
>>68814330
He was in King's Landing.
The establishing shot of that scene clearly was King's Landing.
>>68814827
He thought it was his servants bringing food. They surprised him.
>>68814827
He was surprised to see them. He thought other people would come in to bring him food. Guards or somebody.
He was pretty much a willing hostage of Jaime at that point.
>>68814827
You're being retarded now.
>>68814330
Nothing makes sense buddy. Nothing.
These women have Rey'd GoT.
>muh Sandkeks
>>68814774
>another ship
Do you know how snakes work? They were hidden in the ship plus they didn't need to hide that well since every one is on board and the chance in the Kingdom.
>>68814914
It makes perfect sense. Nothing is a mystery. It's just stupid. You're stupid.
>>68814829
>Episode 1 lasted a month.
Are you sure? We begin the episode with Davos discovering Jon's body, and it pretty much ends before Thorne gets to barge in.
I find it hard to believe Thorne would wait a whole month to retrieve Jon's body.
>>68814938
Were all stupid. Especially us book readers.
I should have stayed the fuck away from the tv series. Especially after s3.
>>68814931
>They were hidden in the ship
No they weren't, at the end of season 5 you see them standing on the dock with the ship thousands of feet away from them.
>>68814931
>They were hidden in the ship
They weren't on the ship when it departed. They were in pretty dresses standing on the waterfront with their mother.
>>68814829
>Episode 1 lasted a month
The episode begins with Davos finding Jon's body, and ends with Thorne trying to get into the room to kill them. There's no way he waited an entire month, and there's no way they survived in that room with no food for a month.
>>68814914
It does make sense, two of the Snakes followed them to King's Landing in a ship to kill Trystane, two of them stayed behind to kill Prince Doran. What's the point of insisting that something doesn't make sense if it does?
I hope they try something on frankenclegane, watching the smugness getting battered out of them by the 8 foot zombie would be great.
>>68814960
some of it does, atleast not the nights watch scenes.
the timeline is all fucked up in episode 1, d&d are literal retards
>>68815021
Well, Sansa and Reek weren't running for very long before Brienne found them. Certainly not a month.
The Trystane scene likely happened around the time Jaime was talking with Cersei.
>>68815046
The timeline has always been "fucked up" in the way that you're talking about due to the nature of the show and the way characters are routinely traversing huge distances. Why are you only now mentioning it?
>>68815015
The sand sneks will probably defeat him by stabbing him with a butter knife.
RIP
shame they got butchered in such a lame manner, lads
The Iron Island storyline better be shitting insane to make up for this atrocity.
He was in king's landing lads.
Fuck it. Have the Sandsnakes kill everyone. The guards outside their room, the smallfolk around Sunspear, nobles in the next town. The small council, Tommen, Cersei, Mountain, High Sparrow, The Sparrows, the Ironborn, Sansa. Stan Jon Snow's corpse. Stab. Everyone.
A better question is how Brienne found Sansa. And don't say she followed Ramsay's men, because she came from the opposite direction they came from. Also the dogs disappeared as soon as the fighting began.
>>68815187
Pretty sure they were killed because they made the rest of the cast look fugly.
They're killing off all the waifus, are we experiencing a holocaust?
>>68815248
Goes back to watch the tower, sees the lit candle, begins heading to Winterfell and then sees the scout party and dogs?
Of all things that happened in the episode her finding Sansa is the least problematic.
>>68815015
I hope Clegane rapes them and smashes their heads JUST LIKE THIS
>>68814330
I saw a photo of the scroll Doran read.
I couldn't read it all but it was from Jaime.
Jaime said myrcella was dead and he knew Doran wasnt involved, in fact, he alerted Doran about Ellaria and said Cersei would go to war and that maybe arresting her and her daughter might esse the queen's wroth. He also said trystane would stay on Doran's boat in secret so no one (Cersei) could exact vengeance on the boy, as a gesture of trust.
I imagine the show suffer from this kinda of shit. Why not elaborate this? The location is already there, Actors are already there, fuck, just shoot those scenes. The cost wouldn't be higher at all, it's just lazyness and MUH TEN EPISODES bullshit
I can only assume that the murders of Myrcella, Doran and Trystane where some sort of false flag attack and Ellaria and the sneks hope it will raise Dorne to war against the Lannisters? They're going to tell the common folk that Jaime Lannister murdered Doran and took the prince captive and killed him?
>>68815245
Why not? they have mastered teleportation by now.
>>68815762
It was stablished that sendsneks are popular among the people, that oberyn was also popular, and Doran was perceived weak.
Those whores will probably be acclaimed as champions and will ally themselves with Olenna and Dany
>tfw Dany's queensguard will be brienne, obara, nym, tyene and loras
>>68815645
>I saw a photo of the scroll Doran read.
No you didn't. You saw fan art.
>>68816063
It's on the production blog you flaming casual homo
Do you even /got/?
>>68815006
>there's no way they survived in that room with no food for a month
They have Jon's corpse there:3
>>68815243
Based fucking Jaime.
>>68814330
>>68815243
Sauce?
>>68815962
>Dany's queensguard will be brienne, obara, nym, tyene and loras
thetimestheyarechanging.mp3
>>68815115
because im reddit and totally jumping on the GoT hate bandwagon bro!
>>68815245
But could the sneks beat 20 gud men?
>>68815248
I mean really it's not that far fetched to think she even just 'heard' the hunting party and came to investigate
It's not like she ever left the winterfell area after killing Stannis
>>68816063
Never change /tv/
Someone answers the question.
"Nuhh uhhh. Fan art."
I swear... the children on this board.
>>68816562
fucking lel
>>68815243
>neices
>>68815245
They could have killed Bronn. We dodged another shitstorm when they gave him the antidote.
I completely forgot that the Sand Sneks were related to him because they acted so indifferently towards him when they murdered him in cold blood and then joked about it.
>>68815187
ntf a best
It seemed a bit out of character for Jaime to find out that his teenager daughter knows he's her father, that she's glad, and that she loves him and for her to die in his arms at the hands of the martels and then not killing Tystane on the fucking boat and killing Doran and Hotah himself
>>68815243
>I doubt Ellaria's head will [appease her], dis a start, along with your neices
wew lad
what colour is bad pussy hair?
>>68814330
no matter what is said in this thread to explain it away, there are enough fucking plotlines in this show being handled poorly and getting ignored for entire seasons that being unclear about how someone got somewhere is fucking unforgivable, unless they go into detail about it in the next episode, in which case it's just fucking stupid
>>68819628
he knows full well it was the dumb bitches that did it, but indeed, why he didn't turn the fuck around, behead some sluts, and demand some form of compensation is beyond me
>>68814330
Sand snakes-Ramsay alliance when? The north is gonna be at war with the lannisters anyway so they might as well join forces.
>>68814330
When does Jaime stop being a pussy and when does Euron come into the show?
>>68815187
She has perfect tits, a shame we will never see them. Also
>hovering hand
Beta faggot.
>>68814330
RIP sweet prince
>>68819937
Bleached crusty white by vagina discharge.
>>68820331
>Ramsey still being alive
He will either be flayed by Roose or kill Roose thus Winterfell will collapse due to his lack of command/tactics
>>68820459
he shagged sansa when se was a qt my man
beta faggot my ass
>>68815245
>Sunspear
I think you mean the city of Dorne.
>>68820552
>implying shirtless fighter with 20 good men couldnt conquer the whole of westeros
You understimate d&d hackness.
>>68820552
Really? I take it back then. Maybe he tittyfucked myrcella too.
>>68820623
but six good men + dogs were singlehandedly wrecked by lady Brienne
Brienne vs sand sneks
who wins?
>>68820623
Meant to quote>>68820544
>>68820708
I hope Brienne dies in a horrible way for killing Stan the man
>game of thrones season 1
>love it because the heroes are flawed and most likely die doing what they think is right
>game of thrones season 6
>show is full of superheroes with no flaws who are invulnerable due to plot armour and plot is full of conveniences, also cringey quips out the ass that are completely out of fucking place
>>68820718
Brienne because she is the most independent.
>>68815187
>>68820459
post more of her please
>>68814973
>>68815003
Those same two women were on the dock back in season 5? I didn't recognize them at all.
>>68821613
Went back and it does appear to be the same sneks
>>68819872
>dis
it is*
>>68814960
It lasted less than a day. From the night of Jon's 'death' to just before nightfall the day after.
The previous episode lasted a month or so with the Dorne stuff happening much earlier than the Sansa and Jon stuff.
>>68819937
an ugly dark outie
>>68814960
The show and the book have always not shown an explicit timeline as it jumped between stories. The Wall story took place over a period of like 12 hours tops while the Dany story took place over a period of days, and the KL story involved at least a month of time going by.
Stop being so thick. Is this the first fucking time you've watched the fucking show? Or are we this desperate for things to shitpost about?
Did the sand snake cutie not slip Bronn the antidote at the departure? I thought I remembered something like that. Did Bronn not notice? Or did I see that wrong?
