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He trained for about a week then went toe-to-toe with the best fighter in the galaxy, survived, then trained for another month and kicked his ass.

Wow what a great character!
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>>68807912
Vader knew who he was, and was going easy on him. He was also testing him to see how strong the Force was with him.

The Force was strong with him.
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>>68808025
literally the same shit happened to Rey
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>>68807912
Well he is a Mary Sue. George Lucas literally called the main hero of his story Luke S.
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He's cute though.
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I'm pretty sure it's several years between Empire and Jedi.
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>>68808086
It's one. but it's like 5 years between new hope and empire. there is also probably a few months of him on dagobah training while han and leia travel to bespin with no hyperdrive. I wonder what leia smelled like?
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>>68807912
You copy/pasted my post from another thread and used it to start a new thread.... >>68807316
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>>68807912
Star wars existed long before anyone gave a shit about muh jedi training.
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>>68808067
>closes both eyes
>"wink"

No, bro. That's an anime smile. Change the filename accordingly.
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>>68808025
>The Force was strong with him.

WELL SHIT THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!
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>>68807912
Autists like you ruined star wars.
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Vader was toying with him. Then Luke gets one lucky shot in. Vader promptly get fed up with this shit, and immediately lops Luke's hand off.
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>>68808324

That makes sense. But then, less than a year later, Luke beats him, and there was nobody to teach him how to use a lightsaber in that time.
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>>68808314
Uh, no, not really. We Star Wars fans just ignore autists like him because they're full of shit.
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>>68808361
DA FORCE DID IT
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>>68807912
trained for a year.
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>>68808260
Since the entire series revolves around the magical power that is "the Force,"

>yes, yes it does.
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>>68808361
I think Luke's youth and vigor played a bigger part than his swordsmanship. Vader was getting old, and Luke was an enraged man in his prime just pummeling Vader into submission without any grace. But I guess this would have made more sense if Jedi took place 3-4 years after ESB, instead of one.
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>>68807912
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>>68807912

In their first fight, Vader was going easy on him plus Luke was using his surroundings better. Only when Vader got fed up and cornered Luke on a bridge did we truly how much of a gap in power there was.

By the secind fight Luke had more time to train with Yoda, and one of the peculiar things about this training was that we never see Yoda teaching Luke better lightsaber technique, in fact a scene was removed showing this very thing. The training was to have a better understanding of the force to better wield it. Lightsaber combat was enhanced by better control of the force.

Also Luke was always training with his lightsaber, so he learned to use it as a tool the way you would use a knife, but it's only when he was better trained in the force that he could use it as a weapon in lightsaber combat and we see him best Vader the way he did.
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>>68807912
>hurr Luke didn't train at all the years between ep 4 and 5

Kill yourself Reyfag
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>being a fan of the original trilogy
ayy lmao
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>>68809877

>Star Wars
>Empire Strikes Back
>Return of the Jedi

Everything made after was fanfiction
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>>68808725
>Implying there's anything wrong with tasting your own cum
Fuck off, it's free protein.
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>>68807912

>trained by two of the best jedi in history
>meanwhile, mary sue is just the best at everything serendipitously!

Totally the same thing though, youre right.
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>>68807912
>Luke flew on Skyhopper airspeeder across the Beggar's Canyon, giving him insight on how a starfighter works, and allowing him to get the skills to survive the trench run
>Rey rode a landspeeder and a sand sledge, allowing her to effotlessly fly through the hull of a Super Star Destroyer, as well as know about the Falcon more than Han Solo himself

Wow, they are exactly the same!
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>>68809982
>muh only original stuff is true
You're pretty much a man child stuck in the past if you genuinely believe that, or a millennial faggot trying to be cool. The first three were good, sure, but were a lot of shooty shooty funfun, no deeper story, no explanation of the Force, and no diplomacy, which were keys to the development of the story, the dynamics of the Sith and are further explained and the existance of midichlorians, which explain why some people have sensitivity and some have more force than others. The 7th one was amusing, but we have to see the history unravel
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He's the epitome of Mary Sue. When he learned how to fly? Why they put him as part of the group that was going to destroy the Death Star? A newbie in that group, really?

But when you're 10 years old or with a childish mentality, all that shit sounds amazing and not ridiculous.
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>>68808040

Nope.
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>>68810752
>no explanation of the Force, and no diplomacy, which were keys to the development of the story, the dynamics of the Sith and are further explained and the existance of midichlorians
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>>68808040
yeah but she didn't train at all
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>>68812839
she trained when she was a kid though, she was clearly there when Kylo Ren killed his classmates
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>>68810514
>Skyhopper
Isn't that comparable to a kid owning a moped being thrust into a fighter jet?
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>>68808224
Sue me
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>Luke has minor piloting skills and receives some Force training
>can fly an X-Wing decently and land a very accurate shot by the end of the first movie

>Rey spends her days as scavenger, no one trains her
>excellent piloting skills, instantly uses complex Force techniques, beats a trained lightsaber user...
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>>68810752
>no explanation of the Force
If you needed an explanation than you missed the point entirely of the original trilogy

>no diplomacy, which were keys to the development of the story, the dynamics of the Sith and are further explained and the existance of midichlorians
These were the stupidest things about the "what happens when Lucas has complete control of the story" trilogy
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>>68812981
TFA fans know nothing about actual Star Wars.
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>>68816343
>1200 km/h in atmosphere conditions

Jesus christ, how irresponsible is uncle Owen?
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>>68816343
not canon, m8
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I wouldn't say he went toe to toe, he did lose his hand.
And the break between ESB and RotJ is like 1 year
He's a Gary Stue, but not as badly as Rey is a Mary Sue
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>>68816768
it's in Luke's fucking garage in the first movie; how is it not canon?
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>>68816817
Reyfags anon. They'll go as far as they can and clutch at the thinnest of straws in order to attempt to validate MaReySue, even so much as in trying to tear apart the OT, which isn't w/o it's flaws but i c'mon, how desperate can you get?
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>>68816817

Not to mention Luke himself saying I USED TO BULLSEYE WAMPRATS IN MY T16 BACK HOME
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>>68816817
Disneyfags BTFO
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>>68816817
We never see him fly it.
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>>68808040

She wasn't trained by both Kenobi and motherfucking yoda

She didn't even read a fucking manual
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>>68807912

He trained for months, Vader wasn't trying to kill him, and he only beat Vader when he started giving into his anger and embracing the dark side, which stopped when he saw his father's hand realised what he was on the path to becoming.
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>>68808040
>the same shit happened to Rey
>overnight Force skills and combat proficiency with no Jedi Master in sight

okay
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>>68808361
>there was nobody to teach him how to use a lightsaber in that time.

What are you talking about? Ghost Obi-Wan and living Yoda were there...
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>>68810758
>Why they put him as part of the group that was going to destroy the Death Star?

Because the rebellion against the Empire was relatively small until they destroyed the Death Star and people saw they were serious.
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>>68812912
>she trained when she was a kid

She better have.
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>>68819143
>reading comprehension
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>>68816343

I do think Luke was much better handled than Rey, who is just laughably overpowered, but if we're saying that justifies Luke's flying skills, then knowing ships inside and out so she can scavenge for parts has to contribute a little to Rey's skills too.
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>>68819478
>Has flown a one manned ship. Flies another one manned but slightly more powerful ship.
Does an engineer who works on airplane parts necessarily know how to fly a plane?
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>>68819931
oh god, a real life analogy.
Rey has a speeder that hovers over the ground, not that different than a fucking ship.
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>>68820148
lol. If luke had only had experience driving his landspeeder you'd have a point. Overreaching too hard ReySue.
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>>68820148
>Rey has a speeder that hovers over the ground, not that different than a fucking ship.
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>>68807912
He survived cause Vader wasn't trying to kill him.
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>>68808361
It was assumed that he'd been practicing whatever Yoda or Obi-Wan taught him (not everything has to be shown on screen) but with Rey we can't assume that she's been practicing with the Force since she JUST learnt it existed like half a day ago.

He also surprise attacked Vader after he says "SEESTUH" and just kept pummelling him, not giving him enough time to counter attack.

You're also forgetting that he gets his ass kicked by Sheev like 10 seconds after that
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>>68810758
He learnt how to fly in Tatooine and he dreamt of becoming a pilot but he's too poor to go to the academy so he's stuck being a farmer.

Biggs also vouches for him. "...best star pilot in the Outer Rim, etc."
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>>68808224
>>68813578

you're both retards quit fighting
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>>68820148
>Rey has a speeder that hovers over the ground, not that different than a fucking ship
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>think there are only a handful of force users in the galaxy
>find another one
>implying you would just kill him instead of try to turn him to your side
also there was 3 years between movies.
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>>68823598
Who are you replying to?
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>>68807912
So what? It isn't about realism, it's about whetehr he deserved it. Luke had his ass kicked for 3 movies, only defeating Vader at the very end. He deserved it. Rey did not.

All you fuckers bitching about irrelevant details and shitty rationalizations. It isn't about whether you can justify it realistically. The EU was full of that bullshit where they tried to explain every detail of how ships and weapons work in Star Wars. None of that matters. That's masturbation. What matters is what works thematically. Luke earned his victory through his trials. Rey was simply gifted her abilities.
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>>68807912

>He trained for about a week then went toe-to-toe with the best fighter

you mean his Dad who was toying with him didn't want to get him killed?
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>>68824988
everyone forgets that his dad ran the company.

Nepotism at its finest.
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>>68808723
Emperor and Vader both were resistance to aging. Wtf. Sith can't die of age. That's one of points Anakin became Vader.
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>>68825247
>To cheat death is a power only one has achieved, but if we work together, I know we can discover the secret.

Pretty sure only Plagueis knew. And even if Palpatine did know, he wouldn't tell Vader since that was Plagueis' biggest mistake
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>>68807912
>best fighter in the galaxy
>Darth Vader

What? Also he trained for a month, narrowly escaped after losing his hand, and then came back to not actually beat him again.
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>>68825363
wouldn't reach how to resurrect and be almost immortal, sure. Palpating killed Plageus after he learned the secret. Palpatine certainly teached Vader how to avoid aging.
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Pretty sure he got shreked without Vader even trying, had his hand chopped off and only got rescued at the last minute because the others managed to escape in the Falcon.
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>>68823824
No one
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>>68807912
>toe-to-toe

He got played with and rekt, retard.
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>>68810758
>He's the epitome of Mary Sue

He literally isn't. Not even fucking close.
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>>68816784
>fucks up a lot
>flawed
>doesn't know how to utilize the force fully until the last film
>disliked by most of the cast at first
>needs to be rescued at least 6 times throughout the series
>only accomplishes one major thing
>doesn't even defeat the final boss
>Gary stu

Kill yourself.
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>>68810758
>He's the epitome of Mary Sue
That would require him to be a fan character.

Like you know... Rey.
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>>68826925
Also Vader wasn't even trying to kill him, he was trying to get Luke onto the dark side.
>Join me, and together we'll rule the galaxy as father and son
How the fuck can Luke Gary Stu shitposters not remember one of the most famous lines in all of Star Wars
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>>68808067
If there's one thing Luke effortlessly excels at, it's being adorable :3
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>>68827494
Have a Hamill, it's on the house
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>>68827985
He looks like a cute girl
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What's happening to him?
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>>68808040
Rey was seen fighting with a stick before, so she knew self defense.
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>>68827985
so cute
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>>68828603
Wait, don't tell me he is he readJUSTing?
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>>68828603
He's forced to have long hair for ep VIII
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>>68828822
He's not.
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>Luke's training with his lightsaber is shown on screen
>Luke's training in the mysterious jedi arts is shown on screen
>He loses horribly in a Lightsaber fight to Vader, then loses to the force powers of the Emperor

>Rey's training in melee combat (with both staves & laser swords), piloting, force use, gymnastics, multiple languages and starship repair (of ships not similar to the mass-produced empire ships she salvages from) is not shown
>She's great at all of those things immediately the first time she encounters them

Just copy paste this at people
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>>68828808
Kermit trying so hard to figure out what Yoda is.
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>>68812912
No she wasn't. Ben killed the Jedi students when he was 23 and Luke only went into exile 6 years before TFA. Rey was long since on Jakku. It doesn't look like she was ever Luke's student at all.
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>>68826925
I love this scene. It looks like someone is playing "Empire - the videogame" and performs poorly.
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>>68828603
He realised long hair and a beard looks GOAT on him.
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>>68828975
He can see Yoda is about to steal miss piggy.
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>>68828986
Is the Rey Skywalker theory dead? It seems like everything points to Rey not being related to anyone.
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>>68828822
Nope
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>>68828964
>He loses horribly in a Lightsaber fight to Vader, then loses to the force powers of the Emperor

Not even that important. Vader didn't want to kill Luke, he was his son and he wanted to turn him to the dark side. So Vader was holding back in fights, but even then Luke lost in the beginning.
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>people think they understand everything there is about the force

Even though KoToR isn't canon at the moment we can see there that sometimes the force grants individuals abnormal abilities aka Bastilla's battle meditation. Who is to say that they didn't take that idea, like with everything else they've done, and implanted some kind of ability in Rey where she can absorb knowledge of the force from other individuals. She got into Ren's mind and absorbed his knowledge of lightsaber combat allowing her to unleash on him while he was severely weakened.
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>>68810470
IMAGINE
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>>68807912
>trained for a week
are you saying han flew from hoth to bespin in less then a week at sub-light speeds?
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>>68829518
CUMMING AT THE GYM
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>>68829443
That would probably be the only way they can fix her, but knowing Disney, they'll just take the safe route and just have her be Luke's daughter.
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>>68828808
>>68829240
Why is he so perfect?
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>>68807912
Never finished Jedi school or Driving school.
Terminal flunker
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trained for a year before rescuing han...
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>>68828395
He really does
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>>68808195
thought gets me hard
>you'll never be trapped inside a floating microwave with a gril flying through space with no shower
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>>68827985
>he's in his 20's here

Best twink
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>>68807912
>and kicked his ass.

Vader was visibly conflicted all throughout their final battle and clearly didn't want to kill Luke. Also Luke only won because he tapped into the dark side momentarily.
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>>68812839
She obviously had melee experience with her stick.
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>>68807912
Trained for a year and got his arm chopped off. Then trained for a few years after that to fight one of the best fighters who felt conflicted about fighting his own son.
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>>68830898
Also Vader won both times. Sidious killed Vader after Vader turned on him because he saw his son being electroshocked.

OP is a fag.
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>>68829113
I can't believe Yoda got away with being a serial rapist.
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Neither Luke nor Rey are Mary Sues. Rey learns through trial and error and survival instinct. She only starts trying to do mind tricks after desperately trying to defend them from Kylo. She fails her first time. Luke fails at tons of shit. He gets his arm chopped off and loses his friend to a bounty hunter for chrissake. Then his had has to rescue him in the end. Please.
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>>68831114
*dad
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>>68831114
Rey fits the original definition of a Sue though.
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>>68831114
Rey is the textbook definition of a Mary Sue.
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>>68828688
Using a stick for self-defense isn't much compared to fighting with a lightsaber though. With the stick you trust your senses, but lightsaber duels use the Force.
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>>68829443
Right but you can't use a future explanation to defend a current film. If that's what they wanted to depict, they should have done a better job of making it ascertainable instead of purely hypothetical.
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>>68831408
She was also using a two-handed stick where you hold the other end, which is completely different to using a lightsaber. The fact that she managed to use it without cutting herself is already impressive.

inb4 muh force
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>>68808040
Thinking about delicious Big Black Cocks penetrating Stronk Wimminz gave her the strength
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Rey beat a severely wounded man, and that's okey.
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Luke can't even into combat.
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>>68807912
>trained for a week
we dont know how long he trained.

>trained for another month
Try about a year. We know that Jedi takes place a little over a year after Empire.
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>>68831535
So basically he was a bitch
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>>68831574
If anything Luke is a refreshing male protagonist because he's not tough, manly, or particularly talented at anything besides piloting. Yet somehow he's still based.
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>>68807912
That's the point, retard. He rushed to fight Vader without completing his training and as a consequence he lost his hand and his best friend got frozen in ice.
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>>68831606
>not a badass Mary Sue power fantasy
>hurrrr he's a little bitch then

Also he developed and grew stronger, you faggot.
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>>68808253
The fact that he fails at winking makes it even more cute
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>>68831727
I would pay to see Han wreck Luke's boypussy, no homo.
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>>68828992
It's like I let my dad play or something and he doesn't know any of of he controls
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>>68816343
Thanks for this, even more evidence to rek Reyfags.
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>>68807912
There's a pretty significant time gap between ANH and TESB (the scene where he retrieves his lightsaber with the Force is there to make it clear h hasn't been slacking) and it's a little ambiguous how much time he spent on Dagobah.

Both of his fights with Vader happen under emotionally compromised circumstances. The first fight Vader is merely toying with him, and the second it's made more than apparent that neither one wants to kill the other.

But anyway, since this is a thinly-veiled Rey shitpost, Rey's competence alone isn't the issue with TFA. It's how she works in the fabric of the movie that's the problem.
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>>68831529
No
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>>68808361
Vader was incredibly conflicted at that point and had no intention of actually harming Luke, doofus. Luke didn't even beat Vader with any skill or pizzazz, he literally started flailing wildly and wailing on him like a madman after tapping into the dark side.
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>>68807912

Shut the fuck up Disney. You're just mad that despite a technological revolution, 45 years, and infinite resources you couldn't shit out something even 1/10th as culturally and artistically relevant as Luke Skywalker.
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>>68832453
B-but muh first female SW protagonist!!! So memorable and unique!!
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>>68808253
>That's an anime smile

Lukefu confirmed for kawaii.
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>>68807912
OP is lying faggot if that surprises anyone.

Luke trained on his own for 3 years in-between New Hope and Empire. He trained with Yoda the first time for a month. Then he got his ass kicked by Darth Vader. He trained for another year in-between Empire and Jedi. Then he only beat Anakin cause he got the high ground. A neat trick ghost Obi probably taught him.

Rey is Mary Sue and ur sjw tears won't change that.
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>>68832939
He even has anime eyes
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>>68829113
>>68831004
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>>68833366
He's like a real life uke
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>>68807912
I always assumed he trained for like 4 months on degobah that millennium falcon cany travel half waybacross a galaxy without lighyspeed in a day you know
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>>68808040
Luke unlike Rey got his ass woop.
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>>68833430
Yoda is so lucky
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>>68810758

Child-like, not "childish." There's a huge difference between the two, and if you don't get what it is, then well, you'll probably do things like nitpick sci-fi/fantasy movies instead of just enjoying them for what they are.
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>>68834710
You can't spell "Luke" without "uke".
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>>68807912
>lost his uncle's droids
>got knocked out by sand people
>got shot by a probe
>fucked up a rescue attempt
>his X Wing got shot
>got mauled by a wampa
>got shot down by an AT AT
>got stuck in a swamp
>got his hand cut off
>fell for Jabba's trap
>got shot in the hand
>got captured by ewoks
>got BTFO by sheev
he's a great fuckup
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>>68810758
>Why they put him as part of the group that was going to destroy the Death Star?
because he used to nail womprats in his T16
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>>68831777
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>>68820148
bull fucking shit
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>>68827271
because they all misremember "Luke I am your father"
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>>68835839
It's actually
>I am your father

He doesn't say his name before the line
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>>68835879
>>68835839

It's "No, I am your father"
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>>68835879
>>68835913
hence the misremember maybe I worded it wrong
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>>68835764
Looks Ford just finished fucking Mark and Carrie.
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>>68808725
The Disney Ridley visage is one of utter repugnance, isn't it? There is
no fouler thing on Earth than this British chav. The only thing more
offensive than it's Alien like appearance is it's abhorrently crass &
entitled attitude with which it interacts with the established franchise.
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vader was literally fucking with luke in empire

he was fighting with one hand the whole time
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The Empire wanted Luke to live. The entire original trilogy is about Sheev taking Luke as his apprentice to replace Anakin and then destroying the rebellion.
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>>68836381
Sheev wanted Luke for his body.
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>>68807912
>he thinks that Luke was actually doing well against Vader when he was trying

top kek
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>>68822906
>He also surprise attacked Vader after he says "SEESTUH" and just kept pummelling him, not giving him enough time to counter attack.
>surprise attack
It's been discussed that was just Luke tapping into the dark side.
Literally the only reason he won.
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>>68812981
T-16 Skyhopper and X wing have near identical controls
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>>68831726
>this is what plebs actually believe
my sides
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>>68831535
>Millunniom

gets me almost as good as
>infetterance
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there are so many ass hurt star wars manchildren because rey was a shit character and TFA was boring

this defense force happened after the prequels too
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>>68828603
Looks like the same hair from the OT.

Holding up nicely I see.
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>>68837012
Fuck off, Suefag.
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>>68837012
>calling others plebs while posting that ugly cunt

my sides
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Deli reminder that Incom made X-Wings and T-16 meaning there is a great chance that their computers and flight systems/controls were similar
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>>68838012
>>68838012
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/T-65_X-wing_starfighter
>The X-wing's flight controls were similar to those of the T-16 skyhopper, an airspeeder also produced by Incom Corporation. This meant pilots were able to adapt with minimal training. A skilled recruit with enough hours on a T-16 could pilot an X-wing within hours of first entering the craft.
>Rebel technicians used this fact to train new pilots without using any of the expensive X-wings. This also allowed future X-wing pilots to be trained undercover on Empire-controlled worlds.
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>>68837377
>>68837906
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>>68834710
>>68835589
Fuck, it all makes sense now.
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>>68808040
Rey got lucky and Kilo Ren was off his game after having just murdered his father and been shot by Chewie.

She'll get her comeuppance in the next movie while she learns The Force from Luke and eventually defeat Kylo Ren/the Dark Side.

We all know how these movies are going to end, ffs, it's not a mystery.
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a man can ez do it, a woman? lmao gtfo
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>>68838143
Obnoxious whore.
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>>68838636
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>>68838667
An even bigger obnoxious whore.
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>>68838636
>Lukefu batting his eyelashes
hnnnnnng my heart
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>>68838636
Luke is best SW waifu, all the other boring sluts can't even compare
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>>68807912
>takes three movies and several years training under some of the greatest Jedia ever to learn the nature of the force and how to use it
>Rey does all of this one day with no knowledge of the force or teacher

>Luke is an actual fish out of water protagonist, and the chemistry between him and his friends comes from the fact that despite being the hero, he relies on them for help
>Luke has to be saved 12 times in Episode four.
>Rey only needs help TWICE in the ENTIRE movie.

Swing and a miss buddy. But your mental gymnastics are impressive.
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>>68807912
He didn't even jedi battle vader in the first one wtf are you talking about. He watched old ben kenobi die to him and then he was in the space battle in the tie fighter that vader was also in but he didn't actually duel him until the second one and he lost his hand even when vader was just toying with him.

Luke was weak as shit until he went out into isolation to train with the ancient master bruv.
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>>68808361
He didn't beat vader until the third movie in the trilogy, did you faggots even watch the originals?
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>mfw TFA has increased Luke's popularity tenfold
>mfw Rey is such a shitty character that she makes everyone besides tumblr SJWs appreciate Luke more

Well done, JJ.
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>>68838846
He's such a tease
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>>68807912
Well it wasnt like he wasnt the son of the best fighter in the galaxy.
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The Star Trek thread got delete so now I'm bored and it's all Star Warses fault.
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>Eeny meeny miney moe, I wonder where my glove will go.
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>>68841453
By "glove" you mean "block of wood", right?
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>that /film/ garbage still here
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