> buy movie ticket
> that'll be 16.99 plus tip
> buy popcorn and drink
> that'll be 29.99 plus tip
>"enjoy the show :-)"
Things that never happen, even in the movies.
>>68796937
>download movie online
>that'll be 2gb
>>68796937
>not doing it for FREE in the comfort of your own home
>>68797004
>>68796937
>>68796937
It was worth every penny to take my wife's son to see BvS
>>68796937
nobody forced you to go see the movie you fuckwit. learn how much the pricing is before paying otherwise don't complain you fat ass amerifuck.
>buy some snowcaps
>79.99
Jesus Christ really?
>buy movie ticket
>student discount
>$5.50
>hotdogs = $1
>32Oz unlimited refill sodapop $4
not too shabby
>>68797123
> go to college town theatre
> about college age
> not a student
> ask for the discount anyway
>I get it
>>68796937
>plus tip
>Tipping anyone working in a movie theater
>Tipping anyone for anything
>Being a tip cuck your whole life
>>68798207
Mr pink pls
>>68797169
Your party van is on the way now
>>68796937
>buy ticket
>thatll be 14.99 plus tip
>buy beer
>thatll be 20.99 plus tip for domestic, 30.99 plus tip for non
>20 dollar ticket
>20 dollars for popcorn and soda
>spill leftover popcorn and soda down the theatre stairs to protest such a blatant highway robbery
>>68796937
>buy movie ticket for $9
>bring outside snacks in because fuck overpriced theater food.
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>>68797169
>Go to college
>Write "Trump" on the sidewalk
>The students start crying.
>mfw amerifats tip their wives' bull
>>68798595
>their wives' bull
ENGLISH
