What movie quotes do you use all the time?
Pretty much all of Hateful Eight.
>YOU SHUT YOUR LYIN NIGGA LIPS UP
>let's do this like Brutus
>>68792009
>Of courshe
>....
>Bitches leave
j/k I'm all alone
Uh, you don't get to bring friends.
To be quite honest, "You're a big guy". Only a few people understand but I do it anyhow out of habit.
>>68792044
HORSESHIT!
>>68792144
Ive been saying "for you" for years. Nobody has understood yet.
>>68792009
>Weed is tight. Weed is tight.
>>68792144
I was talking with a group of people when a girl mentioned that her boss was a "big guy." Of course, I responded, "For you" out of habit. Everybody just stared at me. I think they thought I was just calling her fat. I've been trying to control myself recently.
>>68792281
This is the End has so many great lines. I almost forgot about it, I probably quote it on a regular basis.
>You did not, you mother fucker.
>Gluten is a vague term.
>Jay looks like the police sketch of a fucking rapist.
>Fair.
>Say cheese, baby.
Pretty much all of the first 10 minutes of TDKR.
>"Don't tell me these things man. Not now."
>"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon good evening and goodnight!"
>"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"
Most of these quotes have no application irl, so I don't really ever say them.
>>68792413
>Sick references bro. Your references are out of control and everybody here knows it.
>>68792044
I have to stop my self from saying this and "Sheeeet neegro, that's all you had to say!" in public.
None, mostly because i'm not a virgin
>>68792585
What movie is that quote from?
>>68792143
my sides
Dumb and dumber
Gay Niggers From Space
>I'd buy that for a dollar!
>I thought she was with you
>boys! Mmmm
>FIGHT NIGHT
>I have to save Martha
>>68792009
Oh I knew that, and I knew you'd know I know'd you knew.
Bane?
Who am I Gamling?
WHY CANT WE HAVE SOME MEATZ?
Thats alotta nuts!
If my friends understood Baneposting I would probably quote it a lot more irl.
I quote "Good Anakin, good." every now and then. Can't really think of anything else.
>>Im too black for this shit
Chris Tucker 'Lethal Weapon''
me and a friend of mine often quote a device bondage porn vid we both saw in highschool
>GEE SHIT, WHAT THE-
>>68792009
>It's no joke. It's a rope, Tuco.
>taking class with half-deaf half-senile professor
>somebody in the back of the class cracks wise and people start giggling
>prof strides down the middle aisle of the room and shouts "WHO SAID THAT? WHICH ONE OF YOU DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS SAID THAT?"
>tells some girl to put her phone away or get out and gets back to teaching
>mfw
>>68792009
>imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie
>>68793794
I think the only person that I say this to, and the only person who says it back to me, is my dad haha.
Caspere knew that
>>68792009
Whats the next step in your master plan
>Funny how? Funny like I'm a clown, like I amuse you?
>>68792009
>You are a big guy.
>You need to set your motherfucker to "receive"
>Well, I'm sorry to heart that, 'cause now...I will snatch every motherfucker birthday.
> DID YOU RUB MY LAMP? DID YOU WAKE ME UP!?
> Because I like to party.
> I must "ass" you a question.
> I'll see you in hell.