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/tv/ tier reviewers 2016-04-26 23:46:05Post No. 68785534
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/tv/ tier reviewers Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:46:05 Post No. 68785534 [Report]

Since RLM proved themselves to be disney bought marvel shills, what reviewers can we turn to for patrician guidance?

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:47:05 Post No.68785570
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This man is your friend. Trust him.

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:47:26 Post No.68785586
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:47:26 Post No.68785586 [Report]

>>68785534

cinemos

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:52:26 Post No.68785750
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:55:05 Post No.68785837
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:55:05 Post No.68785837 [Report]

>>68785534
Want to know what the best way to be a patrician? Think for yourself.
>gasp

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:56:36 Post No.68785881
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>>68785534
Patricians don't need critics to form their opinions for them

See: Patrician approved movie list:

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:58:02 Post No.68785934
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:58:02 Post No.68785934 [Report]

>>68785881

Remove God Only Forgives, Enter the Void, and Antichrist (one of Trier's weakest of the current century I'd say, replace with Nymphomaniac) and we're talkin pure kino

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:58:12 Post No.68785938
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:58:12 Post No.68785938 [Report]

>>68785881
>good text post
>image is half bait
Not sure how I wanna rate this

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:58:21 Post No.68785942
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:58:21 Post No.68785942 [Report]

>>68785570
>inb4 people call him a libdral cuck

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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:59:01 Post No.68785963
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Anonymous 2016-04-26 23:59:01 Post No.68785963 [Report]

Wait people actually listened to RLM? I thought it was just a spambot.

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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:00:22 Post No.68786023
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:00:22 Post No.68786023 [Report]

>>68785881
>Noah
Shit
>Only God Forgives
mega shit
>black hat
this list has gotta be a joke
>Inherent Vice
reddit tier
>tree of life
only good movie on here
>bvs
havent seen
>wish you were here
jesus christ what a shit movie
>anti christ
shoulda replaced this with melancholia
>enter the void
havent seen

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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:00:49 Post No.68786043
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:00:49 Post No.68786043 [Report]

>>68785534
You're everything that's wrong with /tv/ op.

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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:03:31 Post No.68786146
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>>68786043
Are you sure about that?

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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:06:07 Post No.68786212
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I like smug negro

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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:06:16 Post No.68786217
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:06:16 Post No.68786217 [Report]

>>68785881
There's only three good films in this list.

The Tree of Memes, Inherent Memes and Enter the Memes in the other spectrum are literally "I just got into cinema and found out Nolan isn't a God" incarnate.

The other three left is essential "I want to appear sophisticated but I don't want to lose that reddit money" core.

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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:06:21 Post No.68786220
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:06:21 Post No.68786220 [Report]

>>68786023
>>Wish you were here
Holy shit

And Inherent Vice is fantastic, pleb

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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:20:23 Post No.68786681
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:20:23 Post No.68786681 [Report]

>>68785534
Richard Brody

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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:23:02 Post No.68786768
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>>68786023
>wish you were here
>jesus christ what a shit movie

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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:24:18 Post No.68786812
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:24:18 Post No.68786812 [Report]

>>68786212
correct

>>68694901
>>68688344
>>68697904

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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:24:58 Post No.68786827
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:24:58 Post No.68786827 [Report]

>>68785534
James Berardinelli is pretty cool

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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:25:36 Post No.68786853
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:25:36 Post No.68786853 [Report]

>>68785570
>not enough women, minorities or gay cripples in this movie. 0 stars.

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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:26:51 Post No.68786895
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:26:51 Post No.68786895 [Report]

>>68786146
not that anon but yes

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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:36:18 Post No.68787207
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Anonymous 2016-04-27 00:36:18 Post No.68787207 [Report]

>>68786812
I agree with Armond 90% of the times and he is by far the best critic around. I'm glad people like him still exists in this swamp of depravity.