>Director: Action!
>Steven Segal starts looking around aimlessly
>Director: Action please, Steven.
Did that line slip through because the director was scared and didn't have the balls to tell Steven to do another fucking take?
People always say he has 1.5 - 2 good movies.
Which ones are they?
>>68784083
WELL...
What happened...?
>>68784376
...I'M SORRY...
>>68784283
Under Siege
On Deadly Ground
>[PANTING HARDER]
>>68784283
None really. The action genre was so giant back then that Die Harder was done on a plane, because Under Siege already had the train plot.
>>68784421
dey took hyer
Jackie Chang and Steven Seagull were the worst action stars.
expertadvice: prove me wrong
>>68784083
He doesn't do anything?
>>68784866
Jackie Chan was in a ton of great action films.
>>68784866
I would say Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal
>>68784866
Never seen a Jackie Chang movie, but jackie chan is one of the best
>>68784866
No Steven Segall and Chuck Norris are
My dad loved these types of movies. He might even be an expert on Seagal kino.
I will snatch every motherfucker birthday
>>68784283
Pretty much his first five.
>Above the Law
>Hard to Kill
>Marked for Death
>Under Siege
>Out for Justice
Some of his DTV stuff is worth checking out because of just how indescribably batshit insane they can get.
http://youtu.be/-b88Sf_eCgE
>>68785308
akido looks so fucking gay.
>>68785308
I'll never forget the time that Steven beat the shit out of a tranny.
http://youtu.be/jDv5LrG1s3M
>>68785511
TRIGGER WARNING ON THIS SHIT REEEEEEEEEEE