What was his fucking problem?
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
why do goats look so funny bros
I just sit here and laugh all alone in the middle of the night at the goat face you posted
>>68775363
he wanted to buttfuck thomasin
>>68775363
If I see that fucking goat one more time...
BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP
>2016
>not living deliciously
Post ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpccpglnNf0
>>68775681
The family that lived in that house were all gored to death within hours of that photo being taken.
>>68775363
Daily reminder Black Philip LITERALLY did nothing wrong.
>>68775978
except, you know, literally kill the dad
>>68775389
my wife and i are closing on a house in a few weeks and we're going to get a few chickens and some pygmy goats.
Goats are GOAT-tier farm animals.
>>68776045
That's one ugly cat.
>>68776065
>my wife and i are closing on a house in a few weeks and we're going to get a few chickens and some pygmy goats.
Can't you just make kids the old fashioned way
>>68775547
I swear, all the time those kids popped up on a scene I just wanted to punch into the screen and strangle them.
>>68775547
baa baa baa baa
>>68776118
>>68776118
HAHA KIDS I GET IT
i had goats when i was a child and i loved it. we're working on that after the closing tho.
>>68776118
Kids are born annoying and grow up into more annoying shit.
Animals stay adorable even into advanced old age.
It's like God decided to make humans a bunch of assholes from the get go.
>>68776065
I'm sure her son is very excited
All goats welcome in this thread?
>>68776065
yeah my family had a couple goats when I was growing up and they were so much fun to be around. except when the little bastards would headbutt you in the back of the knee
>>68776213
there was one we lovingly referred to as nut-nudger.
>>68775841
nah he was a good goat
Black Philip a cute. CUTE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuwprXAaSv0
FAKKIN CAHNT
>>68776213
My goat headbutted me until and I started punching him in the head. Now he is just sweet all the time. The vet actually agreed with me that doing that showed to him that I'm the alpha of the house.
>>68775389
Say that to Baphumets face and not online fucker and see what happens.
>>68775388
What was Satan/Black Phillip's full line? I didn't get anything he said, just something about seeing the world and tasting butter
Someone post the review
>>68776340
>wouldst thou like the taste of butter?
>wouldst thou like a pretty dress? See the world?
>wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
something else about the book she needs to get, then
>i can't write my name
>i will guide thy hand
>>68776213
>>68776245
>>68776288
Where on earth do you people live that you're allowed to have house-goats? I've never looked into it for my city, but I feel like that HAS to be illegal. That's like biblically wrong- man shall not lie with goats.
>>68776493
we don't keep goats in the house, bro. there's a goat barn, then you let them out during the day.
plus i don't live in the city. i'm on the outskirts of a suburb.
>>68776493
Dallas
I don't live in the city and I have a big yard.
Also the goats headbutt the shit out of stray dogs that wander into my property.
>>68775825
>>68776045
Goats are cute!
Cute!
>>68776493
we just gave them their own little room in the house. some cops found out but we slipped them some cash and goat cheese so they would fuck off
>That's like biblically wrong- man shall not lie with goats.
we were a Christian family but that didn't stop us from doing freaky shit with the goats all the time
>>68776447
I understand butter was kind of a luxury at that time, but they live in a farm and have dairy goat, wouldn't that be kind of a common household item to have?
>>68776447
>>i will guide thy hand
Proof that Satan is a nice guy all along.
>>68776816
black phillip was a dude goat. you don't want the type of milk he gives yo.
and the other goat was milking blood, so grose
>>68776736
>we were a Christian family but that didn't stop us from doing freaky shit with the goats all the time
>some cops found out but we slipped them some cash and goat cheese so they would fuck off
>No Goat Tower yet
For shame
>>68776816
>wouldn't that be kind of a common household item to have?
That's like trying to bribe someone with their own 20 dollar bill.
>>68776816
At that time butter was more than a food item.
It was also something very costly and considered very valuable. People who knew how to churn butter usually were very rich.
This is because nobody actually knew how to churn butter and the technique was a trade secret. You also have to know to separate buttercream from pure milk and some other techniques.
Now a days you can just shove milk into a tank and a machine will churn the butter, however at that time you needed some very knowledgeable motherfucker who besides knowing the technique, knew how to make the manual machinery that went along with the process.
So very few people knew how to make it and it was hard to come by.
The fact that it's nutrient rich, high-calorie and keeps for long also adds to it's value.
So ano, if you ever figure out time travel, better learn how to make butter and travel to some puritan village, where you will live off as a baron.
>>68777035
How the fuck did people figure out how to make it in the first place?
Did some Roman patrician struck a bowl of milk too many times while wipping his slave and realized it the fat turned into butter?
>>68777089
They discovered it the same way the first guy that was eaten by a shark discovered it wasn't a friendly giant fish.
By accident of course.
Arabs would lazily fill wineskins with milk for travelling and gallop full fucking speed through the desert. Then they would try to have a sip of milk and realize that all the all the rocking of the skin in the saddle and the heat caused the milk to solidify into this ueey goo.
Eventually one of them said fuck it and drank the stuff instead of tossing it away.
And thus butter was born.
>>68776447
>>68777035
>>68777242
I learn so much from /tv/ sometimes
most cooking is just trying to use shit as it goes bad right?
he was literallythe devil
>>68776863
you could say my childhood was... G.O.A.T.
BLACK PHILLIP BLACK PHILLIP
Those little kids were cunts
Wait, so there were 2 evils attacking the family: the witch in the woods and the Devil in the form of the black goat, right? Was the goat/devil with them entire time or he got possessed via the witch? Great movie btw not particularly scary tho.
>>68777242
You know, humanity likes to pride itself on our scientific advances...
... but it seems to me we just discovered way too much shit by accident.
>>68777930
>Foie Gras
>you keep feeding that goose he's gonna get fat
>FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT
>>68777930
> Horse taming
> Animal farming
> Making butter
> Agriculture
> Fire
> Sailing
> Forging
> Mining
> Nuclear Fission
> Radiation
We pretty much discovered everything by accident.
>>68777666
Satan confirmed
YOU TRICKED MEEEE
YOU BLACK HEARTED WHOOOOOORE
>>68777751
L O N D O N
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>>68778033
How the fuck did we discover nuclear fission by accident?
>>68777920
The witches are in a Covenant with the Devil.
>>68778055
> what did he mean by this?
>>68778074
ufo crash
>>68778116
No, that was transistors
>>68778074
Someone wanted to know if you could split atoms by bombarding them with other atoms. Then that person realized that radioactive atoms are essentially losing mass over time so they would be easier to split.
Then that person told the military about it hoping for some funding and the military decided to give that guy a lab, a team and some money to take a bunch of plutonium, encase it with a bunch of TNT and explode it to see what happened.
They knew that if it worked they would release a massive amount of energy. They just didn't knew if it would work. They projected three best-case scenarios for the experiment.
A) It would work and the ensuring chain-reaction would ignite all the ozone on the atmosphere and end the world.
B) It would work and the ensuring chain-reaction would crack open the surface of the planet.
C) It wouldn't work and they'd end up with a bunch of irradiated TNT inside a giant metal ball.
Then by accident, none of the above happened and they created the A-Bomb.
>>68777242
I like to think about the first guy to figure out crab or lobster was edible. Like he's there with his friends, and they're waiting to see if the tester guy keels over, and he's just like "Nah guys this shit is really horrible. So gross. I'll eat the rest since I'm so used to it now but you guys stick to rats and snakes and shit."
>>68778274
I'd like to know what sick fuck originally dared someone to eat a century egg
>>68778178
>yfw theres probably a muslim masturbating to this pic
>>68777666
wew
>>68778274
Crab and lobster used to be considered poor people food.
>>68778409
Cheers to him.
>>68778524
Isn't that goat a little young?
Reminder that Black Philip actually saved Thomason from being killed by her father
>>68778650
It's got a mature soul.
>>68777666
>>68778274
Came here to post >>68778491 this.
It had to do with food scarcity durring WWII iirc. Prior to that both were looked at as they rightfully should be: disgusting bottom dwelling sea insects fit for only the lowest of the low. Then restaurants ran out of beef so they decided to try and rebrand them as a luxury dish to save money. Cut to decades later 0 people remember that they were ever considered gross because of the gigantic price tag printed next to their name on menus.
>>68777666
scared.jpg
>>68775389
>>68780019
>don't talk to me or my wife's kid ever again
>>68775627
>>68775389
Holy shit this movie was spoopy as fuck. Literally finished watching it 5 minutes ago and I loved it. These stories about mythical creatures, cults, satanism are so fucking interesting to me and this movie does it great. The witch (with her limited screentime) still did her job being fucking creepy
>that hand that holds calebs head when he's about to get some witch punani
Also love the devil becoming a man-like creature and it's voice in the end.
Definetely one of my favourite horror movies of all time.
>>68776065
I feel like I have to warn you about chickens: they are basically dumber than you can imagine.
>>68783986
Oh yeah, forgot to ask. Do you guys know any other good films about those subjects I mentioned? Doesn't matter if it's not critically aclaimed or anything. Shit like As Above So Below is awesome to me as well.
Wasn't they just crazy because of the infected corn?
Also where the fuck did the twinshits go
>>68785525
Sacrificed everyone older than 19 to the corn and chilled with Black Phillip afterwards.
