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>>68771454 previous
Barry the farmer redemption arc edition
Ranaposting best posting
FIRST FOR RADMURE
Show needs more memes
baneposting is better
>>68774085
POO IN LOO
fuck off spammer
I dedicate this post to Ros, Queen of /got/ and the most beautiful girl in the seven kingdoms
Nth for Sewage
nth for YG
got my waifu
>tfw they fuck up the Myrdaal
>>68774107
sleep tight wrinkles ;.;
tfw Wheel of Time should have been picked up by HBO not this piece of sheet series
>>68774105
>tfw
>He is posting about the HUGO awards again
GOD DAMNIT GRRM, NO ONE CARES FINISH TWOW
why does this sorry faggot keep forcing his shit fagmure meme
JUST GIVE IT UP ALREADY ITS LITERALLY ONE SAMEFAG AN NOBODY CARES
Why didn't the sneks leave Trystane and Myrcella alive?
If they keep Trystane alive they have a young potential ruler of Dorne that can be controlled.
If they keep Myrcella alive, they will literally become the ruling family in Westeros, should Tommen die (given the instability of Westeros, not out of the question)
>>68774086
RADDEST ARCHER IN THE RIVERLANDS
Nth for fat Emilia is best Emilia.
Will Robert Strong do anything this season or will he just be a background prop?
>>68774134
theres that spamming for your shit tier reaction video. Fuck off and
POO IN LOO
>>68774107
sleep tight wrinkels
>>68774158
>FINISH TWOW
There's not a chance in seven hells that that book will ever be finished in any of our lifetimes
>>68774171
>women logic
>>68774105
>giving the titles "Queen of /got/" and "most beautiful girl in the seven kingdoms" to a worthless whore
Most beautiful girl in the Free Cities.
>>68773915
I'm pretty he officialy renounced Stannis after the "when things get dire, put your heir to the fire" situation.
>>68774193
Thick.
Could this be Walder Frey in Highgarden or KL?
>>68774103
Rana is an A-rab you fucking faggot
>>68774171
wasn't their plot in the book using the dorne matriarchal succession rules to gain the iron throne through myrcella
>>68774158
I don't know why he's such a whiteknight crusader. Nobody fucking read his reports on the Hugos. Nobody cares about the Hugos except a handful of scifi writers.
It's such a nothing issue.
>>68774232
thats from harry potter
>>68774171
>If they keep Trystane alive they have a young potential ruler of Dorne that can be controlled.
Who's father they just killed and who's old enough that he needs no regent and could just order guards if he wants to to have Team Snek killed
>If they keep Myrcella alive, they will literally become the ruling family in Westeros, should Tommen die (given the instability of Westeros, not out of the question)
It's not about the throne, it's about fucking up the Lannisters.
NEW EMILIA VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW5YDBkspMY
>>68774193
honestly prefer her being chubby
>>68774194
He's going to btfo sparrows and partake in cersei's trial
>>68774219
She's surprisingly good at using that wooden staff. I'd let her beat the shit out of me any day
>>68774152
you must be trolling. the braidpulling alone would ruin it.
In the books, do we sometimes see the same thing take place twice but from different characters' perspective?
>>68774269
THICK
>Jon picks up Wildlings from Hardhome by ship
>they enter Castle Black through The Wall
>Trystane is on a ship in King's Landing while the Snakes were left in Dorne
>the same ones we saw left on the docks somehow enter his cabin and kill him
What's next
>>68774233
Remember kids, when you read this think of the author having an Average to Small white penis!
>>68774233
Shouldn't you be on /r/TheDonald?
>it's a two people find a wounded Stannis and risk their lives trying to kill him instead of finding a spear and poking it into him from a distance episode
>Doran and Areo killed off in a few seconds#
>We never got to see Areo use his axe
>Sand snakes quipping
>Teleporting sandsnakes
>DUDE WOMEN ARE THE BEST LMAO
>Teleporting hounds
>Davos not depressed as shit
>DO YOU THINK SHE HAS WHITE PUSSY HAIR
>Teleporting Brienne
>Stannis' body wasn't even shown
>Ramsay is a tactical mastermind who just slaughtered Stannis when he should have lost a good portion of his army
>Le witty dwarf saying Varys has no cock
>Varys and Tyrrion walking sround with no bodyguards
>Harpies burning all 192 ships
>Allister Thorne and the mutineers not being executed
This is the best season yet-D&D
>>68771552
>Stannis
>Strong. Righteous. Noble.
You forgot to mention "Milesandre's bitch throughout the entirety of the series".
>b-but muh Mannis!
>>68774064
Who is this actor? Is it Maisie?
>>68774269
>you are not as fat as you think you are
Maybe not back in the first seasons...
>>68774126
Nice
>>68774105
>tfw there will never be a female this attractive on the show
>>68774242
Basically.
Plan 1 was Arienne + Viserys married and Viserys on the throne
Plan 2 was Quentyn + Daenerys married
Plan 3 now is Mycella + Tristane and Arienne and YG presumably hedging their bets
>>68774263
He's been cooped up on a boat for ages, how is he going to know they killed his dad? They could spin whatever story they liked, the only witnesses are the guards, who must have been bribed to not say anything.
They can accelerate their plans to fuck the Lannisters up by being on the literal throne of Westeros though
im watching season 5 for the first time and this just happened. I couldnt help but laugh, how shitty is it gonna be?
>>68774193
now that dorne is in a power vacuum, will she land there first?
>>68774107
Sleep tight, wrinkles.
>>68774193
>>68774269
I never thought I'd start going for Kelly C but this sudden thicc turn is starting to get to me.
>>68774309
They would just ignore that braid tugging shit.
>>68774376
>Harpies burning all 192 ships
Why did the alarm bells only start going off when the entire fleet was on fire?
>>68774467
for exciting drama
>>68774316
I think so. Bran and Jon at Queenscrown is one example, think there are a few others.
>>68774331
>Congratulations on your white penis argument
Hello John your show sucks almost as much cock as you do, kindly kill yourself.
>I looked for you at the big river where Robert killed Rhaegar Targaryan you know Khaleesi's brother
>We weren't there
>It would have been bad for the fat king from season 1(You remember him right?)
>Jaime the guy who fucks his sister killed the evil king Aerys the khaleesis father
>We were away or else Jaime would be dead
>I came down to lift the siege of Stormsend seeing as Stannis is a useless piece of shit scumbag that should be hung like the degenerate he is also he is a terrible king
>the Khaleesi went to that place where Tyrion was drunk in last season
>We do not run away
>We swore an oath
>And now it starts also I'm Arthur Dayne the sword of the afternoon which is a very important title in the Stormlands also I have 2 swords Dusk and Midnight that I dual wield
>Ned quips and says "Prepare to pay the Iron Price"
>And who are you?
>>68774446
did you just shoop her tits, ass AND arms bigger??
>>68774485
Ringing the bells after everything has been set on fire already seems like closing the stable door after the horse has bolted
When will we get something this epic in GoT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-bCGOthQ5k
>>68774193
>>68774446
Madre de dios ...... Bueno
>>68774324
All the work of Gendry.
>>68774383
>hoe hiding behind the shitty clegane
>>68774446
THICKLEESI
>>68774107
Sleep tight, wrinkles :)
>>68774421
>be a red priestess who can look however she wants
>look like this
>>68774446
is that a visible shitstain under her arse?
>pixies
>the cure
>eurythmics
>bob dylan
>weezer
>stannis
kek
>>68774527
no, just jared tried to make her thinner for theirs site
that is the original
>>68774523
>And now it starts also I'm Arthur Dayne the sword of the afternoon which is a very important title in the Stormlands also I have 2 swords Dusk and Midnight that I dual wield
>Ned quips and says "Prepare to pay the Iron Price"
>>68774426
>He's been cooped up on a boat for ages, how is he going to know they killed his dad? They could spin whatever story they liked, the only witnesses are the guards, who must have been bribed to not say anything.
So they're gonna bury or cremate Doran's body before Trystane ever gets back and wants to see it or bury it himself? He'll see the stabs and dead maester and Hotah at some point anon, can't mysteriously bury them before he gets there.
>They can accelerate their plans to fuck the Lannisters up by being on the literal throne of Westeros though
Not when the person Trystane is married to is half Lannister and being the actual heir and Queen wouldn't wanna kill off her family and uncle/dad
>>68774446
Did you watch the episode, or are you talking about parking her dragons and not her (former) boats?
>>68774446
she's never coming to westeros
>>68774376
>AAAARGH WHO KILLED THE LORD COMMANDER WE SHOULD HANG HIM
>I did
>Oh okay I guess we'll all just go with it even though a huge number of us were at Hardhome and saw the Others firsthand and John would have no doubt debriefed everyone about this as well
>let's kill the loyalists ayy lmao
Bravo
>>68774467
If they'd added some green tint to the CGI flames the scene would have actually made a 100% more sense.
>>68774623
i did
presumably she will recruit the dothraki and they will go fuck meereen up and get more ships
hurrr
>>68774239
still a shitskin you fucking spammer
>>68774107
sleep tight wrinkles ;_;
Yara's 50 Best Killers vs Ramsay's 20 GOOD MEN.
Assume there are no dogs involved.
Who wins, /tv/?
Can someone give me an actual reason why no one talks on here during off-season??
>>68774467
>"LOOKS LIKE WE WON'T BE HEADING TO WESTEROS ANY TIME SOON"
>*Laughtrack*
>regular wearing jeans and regular boots infron of dotraki
>kill the witch
no shit sherlok
>>68774086
BUT HIS WIFE IS 10/10
>>68774193
>>68774446
whalelord , pic related
reposting:
>Varys finds an answer
To what? The Harpy?
It's believed that Varys gets upset and leaves Meereen eventually (possibly ep 3). Most likely over Tyrion's new relationship with new Red Priestess. But how would that involve "finding an answer"?
It's also believed that he heads to Dorne because he was in a certain location in Spain during filming. It's not confirmed though...he could've just been visiting.
What answer does he get that would lead him to abandon Tyrion that could possibly involve Dorne and a Red Priestess?
Why didn't the mountain just wear full plate armor?
>>68774316
>>68774500Sam & Arya in Bravos, hasn't happened in the show yet
>>68774698
>ironborn
>winning
ahaha haha
>>68774665
I thought that Dothraki despised boats and that the only reason Kal Drogo even considered that idea was because she let him up the butt or promised him a son or some shit.
>>68774614
Yeah they couldn't possibly tell him that they were murdered by Lannister footpads or something. Trystane would just break out his CSI-kit and tie them to the murders using fingerprints and DNA.
>>68774446
>ywn wrap your arms around her chubtastic hips and rest your head on her khaleesi belly
>>68774719
How the fuck is that picture him "leaving"? He's just fucking walking.
>>68774670
And your probably a fat ass manchild fucking inbred hick
>>68774698
Ramsay. Ironbabbies fucking suck. If they had any pride or honor they would have killed themselves by now.
>>68774614
Not the person you are replying to, but I doubt Trystane would inspect the body. Just get some patsy (was that lost Lannister ever mentioned on the show? they could say he did it) and spin a story about a foiled rebellion. There you go.
And actually, keeping Myrcella alive as a bargaining chip would have been the smarter move. If they had some claim to the throne they could fuck up the Lannisters even more, that's pretty obvious. Since everyone knows Tommen is a dead man walking Myrcella becomes extremely valuable.
>>68774715
I didn't find anything wrong with that line. That's how Tyrion has been talking since day 1
>>68774717
now that is some spot on cosplay
>>68774766
lies
>>68774107
Sleep tight wrinkles
>d&d
>writing a show about a book series
>don't read the books
>??
>>68774727
He did.
>>68774715
>it's a show AND tell episode
>>68774446
sigh, gotta jerk off again now
>>68774719
>RAMSAY RECIVE A GIFT ??
>>68774743
right, she will use them to retake the slavers bay, get her ships and leave them to their business
or you know maybe she will just take her dragons to dorne and make an alliance with stronk womens and attack from the south
>>68774823
RICKON = KILL
THE LEAKER IS RIGHT
>>68774635
Seriously what the fuck. The show-watch have no reason to oppose Jon's actions. At least the Book-watch have their doubts about the Others being a real threat, and even then it's just the traitors who kill him in an emotional moment where they break their oath with tears in their eyes and shit, not a planned coup with a gay little sign one of them carved.
>>68774665
Also, she has no leverage with her current war boys. Theyre beliefs have her becoming a nun and there's no way around that, unless they also have a khaleesi of dragons prophecy (winged horses could be a fitting God for Dothraks
>>68774759
I don't know I dragged it from another site and that's what it was named. But apparently, extras or somebody witnessed the filming of a scene where he leaves Meereen. For all I know, that pic could be it.
>>68774803
No he didn't, unless you're talking about the books, then I don't know.
>>68774768
It's more about it being an obvious D&D foreshadowing that we're going to continue fucking around Mereen with the dumbass Harpies instead of something actually happening Dany wise.
>>68774751
So Lannister footpads killed Hotah, the maester and Doran, when Cersei could barely send Bronn and Jaime to get Myrcella out, and no guards saw jackshit.
Top fucking kek
>>68774846
that was never a "leak" though. it was all speculation based on production photos
DABID DABID WHITE PUSSY HAIR DABID
Dany can't take Westeros without her dragons, yet she seems like she doesn't really care that much about them, spend time with them or train them at all.
>>68774849
The Book-Watch did NOTHING wrong. Jon broke his oath first, he was planning on MARCHING SOUTH with wildlings to fight some petty northern war. He put his Stark family above his Sworn Brothers. As their Lord Commander, Jon needed to be executed.
The Show-Watch are retards, though, yes.
>>68774882
Faceless man.
>>68774698
Brienne of retard ( of teleports and GPS) will came out of nowhere and kills them both , bcuz of .... ummm some sjw reason
>>68774894
He said that Ramsay gets Rickon from the Umbers and kills him at Snowbowl. If the Umbers give Rickon to Ramsay then the leaker is telling the truth
>>68774765
>was that lost Lannister ever mentioned on the show? they could say he did it
The Lannister that disappeared during the King's Landing riots? How the fuck would they blame him for anything? "Doran's dead, must've been that Lannister that disappeared years ago in those riots, he always hated the Dornish"
>If they had some claim to the throne they could fuck up the Lannisters even more, that's pretty obvious. Since everyone knows Tommen is a dead man walking Myrcella becomes extremely valuable.
None of that matter when Myrcella is the actual Queen who actually inherits and has the throne and isn't gonna fuck up her own family and uncle dad
>>68774823
Stannis is the new Reek
How mad would everyone be if d&d made Barry the Harpy leader?
>>68774882
>and no guards saw jackshit.
No, the guards saw it happen. Because they were paid to say that's what happened. You fucking retard. Skip the Lannister part, say it was some other people trying to take over the throne. Have them put to the sword before Trystane shows up. All fucking done.
>>68774934
/thread and than snek and mother of fats will unite
>>68774909
she does care, they were fucking her shit up and she had to lock them up till she could find a way to control them. and then all hell broke loose and she never got a chance. but now she is a dragon binder with drogon and he is fully under her control. nobody else can ride him or control him, its for life. once he gets recharged its on
>>68774849
Someone needs to do a Book/D&D comparison for Jon's assassination already.
I would but I'm no good at MS Paint.
>>68774594
I think she's qt
Hey guys,episode 2 and 3 are on Piratebay,you're welcome
>>68774933
Lannisters and the crown can't afford a faceless man.
Littlefinger made that clear even when they wanted to kill Daenaerys that it costs an impossible amount just to kill a regular person, not to mention a prince of Dorne and his bodyguard and Maester for whatever reason.
Post yfw 20 good men kill Stannis in AWOW
Can someone post the "dabid, dabid" D&D copypasta?
>>68774738
>>68774764
To be fair, Ramsay has very thick plot armour.
>>68774217
Hypocrite
LADY SANSA, I'M BAELISH
>>68774985
oh God..
>>68774934
Most likely, you know fuck plot ,fuck fate , fuck everyone bby
>>68775008
>ut now she is a dragon binder with drogon and he is fully under her control. nobody else can ride him or control him, its for life. once he gets recharged its on
Didn't seem like it after they landed t b h, and Dany could have easily been killed by the Dothraki.
>>68775001
BARRY DID NOTHING WRONG
>>68775004
no one's retarded enough to fall for mysterious rebellion that rose up quickly and fast enough to kill Doran and his bodyguard, and then got put down fast enough that Trystane never got to learn any of it first hand or confront the people who did it or learn who else was involved.
You're retarded if you think that's plausible
if you could buy one girls dirty panties from GoT, who would it be
>>68775086
I miss him. I miss memes
>>68775026
they are fake you fool
>>68775086
>not "I'M VALE"
You had one job.
>>68774960
>None of that matter when Myrcella is the actual Queen who actually inherits and has the throne and isn't gonna fuck up her own family and uncle dad
I have to hope that even the sandsnakes wouldn't be so stupid as to say "here Myrcella, take this spear and murder your family." What matters is getting themselves into a position of power and then eliminating their enemies. If Myrcella becomes a Martell she can't exactly divorce herself from them and she likely wouldn't even suspect them, there was nothing indicating that she was all that smart.
As per the first part, it was partly joking but the point remains the same: it wouldn't be too hard to fake the crime. There is no way Trystane could have figured it out.
>>68774929
Yeah, that's what I alluded to with their emotional act. They heard him say he was going to march south, jeopardizing the entire Night's Watch by meddling in the affairs of the realm, and so they killed him out of an act of desperation to preserve the watch. Even though they technically had more reason to doubt him than the show-watch they still weren't retards about it until he straight-up doomed the watch with his marching ideas.
None of them did it with the idea to become lord commanders themselves to eradicate the wildling problem. You can completely get behind their reasoning.
I was so fucking confused last season when they had a scene with Jon reading letters from the realm before the scene where he gets stabbed, but the letter-reading wasn't him getting a letter from Ramsay and assembling people to say he was marching south. Two small changes and the assassination would have made sense, have Jon read Ramsay's letter, and remove the gay traitor sign.
>>68775120
Arya.
>>68774107
Sleep tight wrinkles
>>68775051
DABID WHITE PUSSY HAIR DABID
>>68775026
keep your viruses to yourself, thanks
>>68774217 (read it with his voice and restrained rage)
lol'd hard. Sir that was a good one
>>68775095
he just had a bunch of spears thrown into him, hes a big guy but he needs to get healthy
watch the trailers, its shows him trailing the horde
Quick everybody! Reply to this and Stannis the Mannis will not be dead.
>>68775109
>no one's retarded enough to fall for mysterious rebellion that rose up quickly and fast enough to kill Doran and his bodyguard, and then got put down fast enough that Trystane never got to learn any of it first hand or confront the people who did it or learn who else was involved.
If it was a guard or a maester or some shit (or, at least, pinned on someone close to the household) yes, it could happen.
>>68775158
>implying buttslut owns panties
>>68775006
That image triggers the fuck out of me. Stannis was always a miserable cuck even since he was first introduced.
Guys whats shimmer pop?
Who else here will stop watching if Theon dies? He's one of the only really good characters left, along with Jaime, Ramsay and Petyr Baelish.
I really don't want him to die this season. I want him to kill Ramsay first, or at least get some revenge on him.
>>68775199
dubs confirm
>>68775132
memes will return senpai
>>68775086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HRJWHCZ7fS
>>68775020
Yes, we need this. It's one of the things they butchered most thoroughly. And it was still somehow one of the best areas of season 5. Shows how awful it was.
Brienne should have said this.
>>68775198
Not watching the trailers is so I don't get spoilered lad, and you just spoiled me. s m h t b h
>yfw Daario = Euron is still valid
>>68775109
Not a fucking rebellion, a coup. Just like the one they just managed to pull off. Except they claim it was another set of players. Like littlefinger trying to pass off his bullshit on Varys or any of the King's Landing players blaming things on eachother to get closer to the throne.
Northern plotlines, Southern plotlines or across the sea plotlines?
>>68774269
I quit watching the vid after 24 seconds
I can't stand this normie fluff
>>68775271
Why didn't Stannis just kill her like he did with those two guys? His power level obviously increases when wounded, and Brienne's power level should decrease since fighting wounded people are pretty dishonorable t b h
>>68775271
Holy shit that's autistic and terrible as fuck.
Please never type or speak ever again.
>>68775259
I need this as a pasta but I am too lazy
I miss memes...
Do you think the two sneks will try to kill Cersei as well, now they're at King's Landing?
I won't lie, I'm pretty hype at the possibility of them getting wrecked by Clegane. He's due a moment to establish how he's changed.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10057284
>>68775259
I love this. good job who did it
>sellswords
>shellshards
>>68775329
you are mad, because you know it's true. stannis was always le rightful king and this is how he ended
>>68775199
R'hllor mit uns!
I think i fucked up
I miss season 1 dany so much
>>68775286
you almost had me
>>68775307
Northern plotlines>Riverlands plotlines>King's Landing Plotlines>Iron Islands plotlines>>>>Vale plotlines>>>>Dorne plotlines>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Essos plotlines
>>68774446
no. bad poosay brigade will take over
>Brienne is supposed to be an honourable knight
>She kills a wounded, defenseless king
>She slits the throat of a wounded soldier surrendering
?????????
>>68775391
>art rock
Yes you did
>>68775345
They will take Varys' crossbowl role
>>68775398
season 1 dany is extremely low test
>>68775307
Northern plotlines has Reek AND the Night's Watch. It's an obvious choice.
North>South>>>>>>>>>>>Across
>>68775307
What?
Who would win BAD PUSSEH or WHITE PUSSEH HAIR?
They fucked up Dorne so bad, not even normies liked the Sand Snakes. No idea why they decided to continue shoving that down our throats and ruin it even further.
>>68775298
Pilou Asbæk is victarion
>Pilou Asbæk is victarion
Pilou Asbæk is victarion
>Pilou Asbæk is victarion
Euron is actually daddario, it was all RUSE
If anybody here has HBO GO, please download the subtitles for the next episode and post them here. That's how the transcript got leaked last time.
>>68775259
A good effort, but a bit too husky
>>68775199
He better be listed in the 7th season
>>68775345
so if robert strong kills all the sneks, who will lead dorne?
>>68774086
>10/10
Would go with on lads holiday
lol look at these stannis-fags still shitting up these threads
look at them and laugh
>>68775420
Brienne is a thug in the show, with very little similarity to her book counterpart.
>>68775420
she can teleportation
she can GPS
she can everything ,cuz she is a stronk womyn
get it now misogynist scum
http://www.strawpoll.me/10057335
http://www.strawpoll.me/10057335
http://www.strawpoll.me/10057335
>>68775249
I wouldnt worry about it I hink he has at least one more season left
All men must die
>>68775422
You don't know shit about best genre, gb2/mu/
>>68775420
Yeah but they can't have her killing dogs because that's what will make the normies hate her
On a scale of ShowJaime to Sand Snakes, just how awful is the dialogue going to be in the Tower of Joy scene?
>>68775490
you should look into kill yourself
>>68775199
Burn them all, Stannis
First for BBQfu
Aegon, JonCon and the Golden Company will debut in episode 9/10 in league with Littlefinger. CIA will crossbowl Kevan.
What was the reason GRRM described Dany taking a wet shit in the books? Will we see it on the show?
Who else can't wait for the feminist uprising that Dany will cause in in Vaes Dothrak?
>>68775504
hello mr. hbo honeypot
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053785
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053785
http://www.strawpoll.me/10053785
inb4 no Ros
>>68775480
Their deaths spark high lady dumbass to try going on another vengeance crusade, but this time without the plot armour.
>>68775517
>implying i'm a /mu/rderer
>>68775520
Exposition in every sentence because nobody except people who read the books will know who anyone is tier
>>68775520
There will probably be very little. They likely won't even identify the Kingsguard.
>>68775520
>book ToJ
promise me ned
>show ToJ
ned i am your sister and i am dying please take my child born by rhaegar and name him jon
>>68775535
>Le depressed gay man and another epik meme dragon person
No thank you.
>>68775155
In this world of yours, did they still try and kidnap Myrcella or send that thing to Cersei taunting her about how Myrcella's not safe, cause there's no chance she's not gonna not suspect them of shit. And she wouldn't become a Martell, she's the Queen, it'd still be Baratheon of King's Landing or whatever ruling stuff, their kids would probably even be considered Baratheons still since it's through her that they claim stuff and she's still alive.
>There is no way Trystane could have figured it out.
I completely disagree, so let's just agree to disagree
>>68775537
She contracted cholera, basically, and was shitting herself to death in the wilderness
>>68775537
no, we are already past the squatting in the grass scene
theres a sickness going around meereen that makes people shit their guts out or she just drank dirty water
>>68775537
a pestilence
probably not
>>68775555
Checked.
LYSA BTFO
>>68775464
Anyone?
>>68775548
They're just going to get burninated and then suborned.
>>68775555
ygritte once again proving she is #1 top tier GoTfu
>>68775106
>tfw D&D cut Barry the Farmer's backstory and redemption arc
fucking hacks
>>68775555
5s + quads + dubs
only death know peace from this digits
>>68775537
George is a fat, horny man
>>68775259
Sounds more like Captain Blackbeard than Littlepenis
>>68775464
>>68775618
what?
it got leaked because some faggot frog frenchmen posted shots from an advanced copy he somehow acquired
fuck frogposters
>>68775464
nice bait hbo
>>68775555
dead myranda is still hot !
>>68775675
The subtitles got leaked too. You can get them by downloading them from HBO Go
>>68775548
>"But Khaleesi, men are in charge around here, it is known!"
>"And I am in charge of men."
>*Diggeridooing intensifies as camera pans into close up of Dany's face"
>posting these retarded normie tests which are an obvoius lame marketing stunt and aren't even connected to the show, its characters and their traits in any meaningful way
What next, reposting the entirety of your nornie friends of friends Facebook feed here? There's enough reddit going around /got/ already.
>>68775158
>>68775675
>fuck frogposters
>>68775468
tbf CIA himself was going really husky for a while
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIWrehUpxCo
>AND HARRANHAL
>AISHA BOZE
>DATS OF DA TAYBELLERS WELL
What did he mean by this?
>>68775505
I really hope you're right, anon. If he dies this season I'll rage quit the series. Best actor on the show and best character on the show, in my opinion.
>>68774107
sleep tight wrinkels
>>68775537
fun fact: before the advent of modern sanitation and antibiotics, infectious diarrhea was the main cause of death among all age groups.
It is still the leading cause of death among childrne, worldwide.
It kills more people than malnutrition, malaria, and AIDS combined.
>>68775716
what the fuck are you even babbling about
>>68775555
>No Ros.
At least the other Redhead is on top.
>>68774107
Sleep tight wrinkles <3
>>68775643
You must beat off to Holocaust footage desu
how would /tv/ salvage the season?
What would you ensure happens, and what d&d pratfalls would you eliminate?
>>68775744
>AND BANEFORT
>>68775732
>AYE SHA'BOZZSH
WHY DOES HE KEEP DOING THIS
>>68775790
all gingers are self haters
>>68774107
Sleep tight, Wrinkles!
>>68775749
They seem to be starting his redemption arc. I find it unlikely he'll die until that pays off in some way or another.
His family though are fucked. Balon's gonna die obviously, but so will Euron either this season or next, and I'd expect all remaining ironborn to die in the final battle so that D&D can ignore any resolution for them story wise
>mfw the letter sent by Jaime shows that he sent Trystane back as soon as he reached King's Landing, to keep him safe from Cersei
>mfw Trystane arrived back in Dorne with full knowledge that his betrothed had been poisoned, most probably he knew who had poisoned her
>mfw he didn't immediately disembark to tell Doran or gather loyal forces
>mfw he didn't take any precautions to stay safe on his ship
>mfw he just sat around painting funeral stones he'd never get to put on his betrothed eyes, because she's back in King's Landing
This somehow makes even LESS sense than if he'd been in King's Landing! At least there he'd assume to be safe and have nothing better to do than sit around painting funeral stones while Jaime calms Cersei down. What the fuck, man.
Is it established in the books that Sandor is inhumanly strong? He has cut through a sword, padded and/or mail armor and several ribs in one cut with one hand.
>>68774269
>ain't nothing wrong with a diet coke
>you aren't as fat as you think you are
>>68775802
>mfw ygritte haters
>>68775767
I just had diarrhea lad, feels kind of good t b h. How do people die of it?
>>68775442
Wrinkles.
no contest.
But if Dabid and Dan are writing, it will be snektits
>>68775816
There's a lot of decent content from Dance and Feast the didn't use that could've slowed the show down enough so the 6th book could make it out, especially the Quentyn and Dorne shit.
Dorne is literally one of my few problems with the current show but a fucking major one
>>68775833
Ever since I found out she got a nose job, I lost respect for the actress.
>>68775767
Fug. I had diarrhea this morning. If I drink enough water, will I survive?
>>68774985
That would actually be fucking great therefore it will never happen
>>68775851
He is pretty strong but not "inhumanly" like Greatjon or the Mountain.
>>68775775
I'll dumb it down a bit.
The episode on HBO Go has subtitles. The subtitles are stored in a file. You can download the file. You will then be able to see the dialogue for the next episode.
>>68775732
>I shupposh
>>68775833
She looks so comfy. I just wanna crawl in bed with her.
No homo
>>68775574
>implying showfags even remember who the Mad King is, let alone Rhagaer.
I doubt some of them even remember Eddard
>tfw the Dosh Khaleen are confirmed as stronk independent warrior wymen from the casting call
>they are supposed to be old wise crones
>yfw D&D make Daenarys start a feminist uprising in Vaes Dothrak
WHEN WILL IT END
>>68775889
>women gets a nose job
>DROPPED
>women gets a boob job
>PICKED UP
>/got/ logic
>>68775848
He was at King's Landing m8.
They showed the same ship at that wharf or whatever the fuck it was at King's Landing that Jaime came from when he brought Myrcella, still next in the wharf
>>68775883
Water loss. People didn't have access to clean water as much as we do now. Without enough water a diarrhea can kill you in less than a week.
>>68775851
the sword was weakened. turns out having your sword engulfed in flames tends to fuck up the steel
>>68775889
really? she did?
whatever, why does it matter?
>>68775848
He was mad from grief. You probably would be as well, if you were a 14 y.o. emo prince and your 10/10 waifu just died a gruesome death.
anyone know where i can watch or download the episode in spanish?
>>68774107
sleep tight wrinkels!
>>68775962
the more you drink the more you shit
>>68775991
pedro pls no
>>68775530
you mean swingerfu
>>68775555
>the more she shat the more she drank
>>68775916
and you are telling yourself that they would post this file 6 days before the episode airs?
uhh.. yeah. ok i got you senpaitachi
>picture of that hilarious frog smoking a joint.png
>>68775816
khaleesi goes to horsefucker captial, frees widows and dragon kills khal Obama. She takes over and sends a pigeon to Sneks of Dorne asking for 193 ships to sail to Westeros and take the throne from the Mysoginist Tommen.
White Walkers breach the wall, but just in time Samwell graduates from Planet Hogwarts - Citadel, and wizards his way to the north and uses the ultimate magic on the white walkers, Love.
>>68775972
It just does....
>>68775915
That guy we barely saw in the first season?
>>68775947
>yfw D&D make Daenarys start a feminist uprising in Vaes Dothrak
Jokes aside something similar will happen in the books too. Dany sees a vision of the Dosh Khaleen bowing(or kneeling I don't recall well) before her in the House of the Undying.
Dany is basically the fat man's waifu. She will win everything with no effort.
>>68775883
because of slat.
you lose a lot of salt when you have diarrhea. a slight imbalance in blood salt level is enough to kill you. All you have to do to stay alive during diarrhea is to drink some salt water, but people didnt know that.
>>68775259
>shellshwords
>>68775199
Stannis! Stannis! STANNIS!
>>68775893
it will be extremely painful
>>68775968
Yeah, I get that. Still. He also cut through a man at blackwater.
>>68776025
Read the fucking books faget.
>>68775893
Do you live in a first world country and have a tap in your house?
Then yes.
>>68774523
pls no
>>68775848
Perhaps he was being poetic and painting his own funeral stones. All hope lost by that time.
>>68774523
I think you peeked into the future.
>yfw the hound is officially 100% dead in the show
REMINDER: THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW WHO BELIEVE STANNIS IS ACTUALLY DEAD
>>68776057
I'm a big guy :3
>>68775848
I don't think is worth it to procastinate on this, this episode has been written on the corner of a tablecloth.
>>68776081
Shouldn't losing his fingers decrease his power level? Or does he keep them in the books?
>>68776105
Literally confirmed to be alive.
>>68774523
>that Stannis part
>prepare to pay the iron price
>>68776042
when stannis arrived at mance raydars camp and there were no cheers for stannis.. PRICELESS
one of the greatest days in the history of /got/ youre assholes are still rekt to this very day
>>68774523
>I'm Arthur Dayne the sword of the afternoon
>>68775957
You're right... So once again the prop department creates something and then the directors fuck it up with editing and story changes.
>>68776105
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>68775249
>Ramsay le evil madman
>good character
Your shishter.
What if Petyr sent Sansa to Ramsay because she was getting uppity and he wanted to teach her a lesson?
>The Family Guy edgelord got to insert his penis in Khaleesi
O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, thaw and resolve itself into a dew
>>68775816
Turn the entire season into Victarion's Excellent Adventure. Episodes will include an entire episode dedicated to the monkey incident ending with the Rains of Castamere and an entire episode where Victarion and his crew debate what to do with the slave women ending in the sacrifice to both the R'hllor and the Drowned God.
The season ends with him arriving in Mereen to see it being ravaged by dragons and finding out Dany's dead.
>>68776105
He's not fucking dead you idiot.
GET HYPE!
>>68776155
the stannis autists were preparing for months for that one single scene
and then it was denied, top kek!
based D&D
>>68776152
Why do northerners wear stuff that looks like shit? Why do they live in places covered in shit?
>>68776125
Na he gets them eaten off by Grey Wind in the books too.
>>68776231
he's as dead as stannis
>>68776181
Just because a character is evil doesn't mean he's a bad character. Both Jaime and Theon have been 'evil' characters at some point in the series too, but they're some of the best characters on the show. They're the only reason I keep watching.
>>68776194
He sent her because since Brandon Stark castrated him in that duel, he's a cockless wonder and thus can only cuck
>>68774110
Based Suraj
>>68776253
>Grey Wind
Is this a reference to GRRM's epic grey characters?
Why did she have to die, anons?
>>68776273
joffrey was evil as fuck and he was gold
>>68776268
Wrong, HBO doesn't say Hound's dead, not even on their website, not so for Stannis
>>68776241
Nobody understands why scots lead the lives they do.
>>68776268
so hes alive
>the night's watch are famous for being "the men in black", and seeing people dressed entirely in black usually means they're men of the night's watch
>half the characters in the show only wear blacks and darks
not a fan of this grimdark colourless tone the show has. i want colourful heraldry and coats
and pink boltons
>>68776329
Viserys too.
>>68776341
mfw these delusional stannis cucks
>>68776320
legendary cheekbones
>>68776329
Yah but he did it first and he did it better. Now Ramsay looks like a caricature of joffery only more edgy
>>68776320
>JUST SACRIFICE OUR FUCKING DAUGHTER ALREADY.
>No wait this is bad all of a sudden.
>*hangs self*
Bitch needed to make up her damn mind.
>>68776320
too old
>>68775199
RAISE THE BANNERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F30V_BxsQBE
>>68775721
Why is it the Stannermen that are always the most intelligent of the bunch?
>>68776371
Viserys was fucking great
>>68776320
Wait she hanged herself in the books too, didn't she? Remind me why.
Unless I'm completely making shit up. I swear she did though...
>>68776320
>the woman who could never really love her daughter and who's the religious fanatic suddenly crying out for her daughter because "muh mother's love"
Still mad.
>>68776401
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoAfb3f04mo
>>68776442
shes still alive in the books
>>68776442
no, she's at castle black with shireen and the red bitch
>>68776442
no she didn't. she is still alive in the books
>>68776442
she is still alive with shireen and melisandre back at the wall
they never went with stannis
>>68775345
Damn, I think there's not a bad chance this could happen.
>battle somewhat mirrors oberyn/mountain
>dodging and ducking and weaving
>snek strikes first blood
>we've seen her apply super-quick-acting poison to the blade before the fight
>Ser Robert Strong just keeps going like Whatever bitch
Only problem I can foresee is that I'm not sure if the snek would lose, and if they won then that would be it for Cersei, which ain't gonna happen. So who knows.
>>68776442
got too cold
>>68776431
Really? They always seem to be the bitter /r9k/-/pol/ insecure types to me.
Oh, I like Stannis, I do. I just really hate his fanbase.
>>68776329
I agree, he was great.
My favourite characters-Ramsay, Theon, Jaime and Petyr Baelish-all are or have been evil people in their lives. Does that make them bad characters? No, of course not.
They're actually the most developed and complex characters on the show, with the exception of Ramsay. They're also criminally underrated, again with the exception of Ramsay.
After last season, Jaime and Theon should both be very popular. Unfortunately, a lot of the fans of the TV show are retarded and wouldn't know a great character if it hit them on the head.
>>68776155
D- didn't bother me much
I- I swear
>>68775307
I want to know what the shit is going on in far east Essos. Everything there has a cool name.
New thread
>>68776492
so who else is ready for max von sydow to MAKE GAME OF THRONES GREAT AGAIN
>>68776353
yaesssss
The Bolton clothing was pretty damn disturbing in the books
> next time I see you you'll be all in black
>all in black
Robb only every wore black
all the northerners only ever wear black
or grey
fuck
>>68776431
stannis operates on logic, not muh feels like all the other characters
Show some british genes, pls.
>>68776196
I legit thought he was gay
>>68776515
Even book ramsay is an edgy fuck, and has no complexity at all
Show Ramsay is fucking ridiculous, like a moustache twirling quip making evil doer
>>68774849
Ya it's pretty bogus.
I expect it will be explained away as thorne just intimidated the rest into doing it.
Every time he talks about defying jon's proposals or the murder, yarwyck goes all beta and drops his head
>>68776471
>actual version of stannis marching on winterfell in the show
>>68776577
MY DICK when she does that little sideways scowl thing at the end
>I'm the Queen of Mereen
You are the Queen of nothing
>I was the wife to Khal Drogo
Oh ok I believe you without any evidence despite the fact I dismissed your previous claim
Did this confuse anyone else?
>>68775051
fuckin amazing
>>68776659
How can one Khal be so based?
One think I didnt understand.
Why did Davos care so much about Jon and his friends? He has no reason to fight with them.
>>68776160
The note says Trystane is being sent back. So he would have been on his way back before he got sneked
>>68776401
This is great.
>>68776659
Drogo was the clever one
>>68774849
Reminder that the what's his face warger wildling warged into the watch and forced them to kill Jon, but he wasn't as experienced as Bran when warging into humans so they were completely conscious while their bodies where controlled and that's why they were all crying and shit.that's my theory and I'm sticking to it
>>68776720
the boat was docked in the kings landing harbor, that's why there's an establishing shot of the boat right before trystane gets speared in the face
>>68776659
He wasn't saying he didn't believe the queen of Mereen thing, he just didn't care.
>>68776610
I actually prefer book Ramsay. He's not supposed to be complex, anon. He's just supposed to be an evil monster through and through. But that doesn't mean he's a bad character at all.
I agree, show Ramsay is way too 'funny' and excited. He doesn't have the absolute disgusting, rotten-to-the-core monstrosity that book Ramsay has.
Also, by making Ramsay handsome in the show, they've removed a key factor in his reasoning for torturing Theon, as it's implied that he does it because Theon is handsome, whereas he's ugly as fuck.
Daenerys comes to mind when I think 'bad character'.
>>68776659
No, he just didn't give a shit about whatever she claimed to be queen to. He just didn't want to break Dothraki taboo. He was acting within his own culture.
>>68776492
>>68776492
>>68776492
New thread
>>68776659
He didn't disbelieve her being Queen of Mereen, he just didn't give a single fuck because now she was his slave to rape.
You can't rape a Khal's wife, however, and a random person knowing a Khal's lineage is suspect enough to make him not tempt fate by raping her.
>>68776720
>The note says Trystane is being sent back.
They were only traveling on one boat, I think, so they completed the voyage. Presumably there's some turnaround time while the ship re-stocks, hence they were in KL when the sneks attacked. That's why Trystane is making those eye-cover things.
>>68776751
And he made them say "for the watch" WHY exactly?
>>68776696
>Why did Davos care so much about Jon and his friends? He has no reason to fight with them.
Because Jon Snow is a Mary Sue. There is no real reason, Davos should have just gone home after that.
What I really don't get it why, after discovering Jon's body, he and the group of loyal men (and of course, all the guys who find the body with Davos are good and loyal) didn't just up and run then and there. They had the fucking time to do it. They should have just grabbed the body, put Ghost on a leash and run for the wildlings.
>>68774107
ewwwww
>>68776823
To make it seem like they weren't being controlled.
>>68775420
a) kinslayer
b) commoners don't get to surrender and live
>>68775716
Nobody on this planet was talking about a subtitles leak
>>68776832
Or, you know, called out "TRAITORS!", rallied all of the brothers and made sure the traitors didn't sweet-talk them all instead.
Why the fuck would you go and hide in a room so that everyone could start suspecting YOU of being the assassins? Shit makes no sense.
>>68775468
Wow, is that scene from the Tim Burton batmans?
>>68776907
That too.
>>68776772
I don't mind book ramsay much, although he feels out of place when every other character in the series is in some kind of grey area except him.
Dany in the books may make stupid decisions, but she is about 14 or 15 years old. I wouldn't describe her as a bad character at all. She's irritating at times, and makes stupid decisions, but that makes sense. George is really going to regret not doing the time skip I worry though.
>>68775883
your skin has to be the same colour as what came out of your ass.
>>68775732
I SHUBBOOSH
>>68775916
Then what is the first line of episode 2?
>>68775848
If we accept that every single dornish guard was suddenly pro-sneks, then I shubbose we can assume that every guard on the dornish ship was also pro-sneks
Foo Fighters, Creedance, The Rolling Stones, Gorillaz, a few random songs and it counts as 60% indie, fug.The playlist is good though
>>68775028
Yes. Trystane knows these things. Clearly. Because if he was so damn smart, he would have at least taken on the spear-bitch first.
>>68774438
Kill yourself now and spare yourself the trouble.
>>68776659
No, because you'd have to be an idiot to not think that maybe khals are aware of other notable khals. And drogo was perhaps the greatest
>>68776241
In the books Roose and Ramsay have a thing for bright pink clothes.
>>68775320
holy shit this what the fuck was that i dont fucking care about your life lmao.
>>68776589
>implying he's not
>>68777691
To be fair, black and pink looks really nice when in the right ratio.
>>68776832
this. this really bothers me. most other stuff you can try and come up with a convoluted hand wavey explanation but i just can't come up with a reason....maybe they were just so stricken with grief and felt they needed to stay with johns body for....some reason...nope still can't think of anything.
someone help us out here
>>68776696
>Why did Davos care so much about Jon and his friends? He has no reason to fight with them.
Because Davos/Stannis and Jon are fucking bros, did you not watch season 5?
>>68776558
>stannis operates on logic
You have got to be fucking kidding me.
No seriously, is this bait?
