What does he want now?
>Your flesh is a relic; a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you. We demand it.
>>68748920
He's in the closet.
He wants to be the United Nations Ambassador to Bears
>>68748920
>>68748991
>DiCaprio stars in a global domination themed film
>>68748920
The Frensh shampane
>>68748920
He wants you to buy his movies so he can fly his private jet around the world telling people to buy a hybrid
Like literally, thats what he wants
all out nuclear war.
>>68749125
>RICH PEOPLE SHOULDN'T BE RICH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY ARE THEY RICK
He's turning into French champagne man.
The death of the white man
>>68748991
I would willingly give over my flesh and blood body to become a cyborg
just as long as there aren't any backdoors in my software, you know
>stop using electricity reeeeee we are literally gonna boil the oceans, the earth's crust is melting from global warming u guys stop STOP STOP IT REEEEEEE
>>68749967
Dumb frogposter.
>>68748920
He should be working on de-bloating that carb face
>>68748920
To unite the Ummah, as Al-Affleki (may Allah bless him) has ordained
>make it a tiny bit easier for your children to save themselves from the inevitable environmental disaster you and your parents will force upon them.
>>68748920
>global warming is the biggest threat to our planet
>we all have to act now
I hate him and all limousine liberals. I hope he chokes on his pity oscar
>>68749923
I'll backdoor your software you little qt.
He's been a movie star, an accomplished actor and a millionaire playboy.
Now comes the time to become a full-on-rapist.
>>68750094
Is that Leo flying in some sort of water jet pack? Maybe he could be the new Iron Man but he would be environmentally conscious and would die in the first movie from his shitty solar powered suit.
>>68748920
He's slowly turning into Segal. He wants the cure, and for every hour he doesn't get it, another city will be destroyed.
>>68748920
MAAHAAAAAAAAAAAH
thfreshchampaigne
>>68750507
That isn't funny.
>>68750507
jej
>>68750507
kek
>>68750164
>full-on-rapist
Nice.
>>68748991
Is that the matrix? Shit was disturbing