>sand snakes attempt to murder princess you're responsible for
>arrest them, let them go after a while
>let them go to the docks with the princess when she leaves
>let them get on the boat with the princess and your son
>walk around with them and chat
Why was Doran so retarded? He should've had them executed and sent their heads to Cersei immediately.
DABID
In the books he never released them from prison. In the books he was intelligent. And had a story.
FUCK YOU D&D REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BAAAAAAAD PUSSAAAAY
>>68729829
It's been confirmed that D&D are retarded, so if you like series, just go with the flow and try not to think too hard.
>>68729829
They didn't go on the boat with Myrcella, Tristane and Jaime.
If Myrcella got poisoned there's no way they'd be allowed on the boat in the first place
>>68729829
Also: where was Bronn the whole time? Was he on the boat with Trystane? If so, why didn't he murder the two sand snakes? Why wasn't he standing guard over Trystane or something? If he wasn't on the boat, why didn't we see him get off with Jaime?
he was a misogynist who underestimated them. got what he deserved
Don't know about the books but the man in the show was asking for someone to murder him.
>>68729829
D A B I D
A
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>>68729983
If they weren't on the boat, how and when did they get on? They were definitely on the boat when it was in King's Landing since they killed Trystane, and Trystane was also on the boat.
no one can resist the bad pussy
>>68729983
Why is it so hard for people to understand they took a second boat and caught up with him?
>>68729829
was it autism?
>>68729983
So how did they kill Tristane?
>>68729829
I never defended the sand snake plot last season, it was dumb, but all my friends despised it and i thought it wasnt show ruining... but last nights episode made me feel otherwise, i hope they die soon and we can forget about this stupid sub plot.
>book Doran was cold and calculative making sure nothing was gonna get in his way of his revenge plan even after Oberyn going full retard or Arianne playing her wildcard Darkstar
>show Doran had 3 lines before having stronk womyn kill him and his giga nigga
>>68729829
D&D didnt even give the kid a moment of glory, just a fucking spear to th back of the head.
Kid would probably have fucked them up good if they played fair, and by fear i mean they arent protected by sjw vagina powers.
>>68729989
buggered off to the first border that was closest to the harbour
decided to skip Lannister drama so he could go north to hug TriPod.
>>68730057
How did they sneak on the boat in the middle of the day, after Myrcella had been poisoned? Like the other poster said, why were there no guards, where was Bronn?
Poison being a modus operandi of the Dornish
>Your husband dies
>Avenge his death by killing his beloved brother
>>68729829
In the books, Doran ultimately commanded the sand snakes, making them his spies in Oldtown and King's Landing.
With Aegon's plot being cut, they didn't really need Doran's plot anymore, so they killed him.
>>68730130
They waited until it docked at Kings Landing
>>68729980
True. I don't know if it was in my head but I felt a noticeable lack of logic... lack of something, in the first episode of season 6. I thought maybe they were getting criticized too much and I was very excited for this episode, watched it with an open mind. And it was really just annoying. The whole "we not afraid to kill NOBODY" thing, they don't know how to do it well. Like, at all.
This used to be my favorite show. I just don't know now. Fuck man
>>68730044
It's a plothole.
Presumably, they changed out of their dresses, took a really fast ship to King's Landing, and infiltrated the ship when Jaime went to visit Cersei.
>>68730133
>take over country of your beloved husbands brother for personal revenge
>will end up death and your country enslaved.
I mean, seriously, who the fuck do people think this will end.
>tfw the quality of the first few seasons and the sense of brutal and unforgiving plots has been replaced by strong womyn and cartoon villains with plot armour
How did it get so far wrong
>>68730133
>Also kill your cousin who you have known your entire life, because why not
>Quip about his death, no emotion
>Destroy the Martells because that'll show the Lannisters and that'll avenge Oberyn and Elia.
>>68730238
If they had done that, they should've showed something to indicate that. The show made it seem like they teleported there.
>>68729993
>he was a misogynist
How? He literally protected Myrcella.
>>68730133
>husband dies avenging his dead sister and "killing" the man that killed her helpless children
>I know what he'd want me to do. Murder is whole family and an innocent Lannister child
God this subplot hurts. How can d&d be such hacks?
>>68730297
MEMES DABID MEMES
Also can we talk about the fucking fact that two of the most powerful houses have been destroyed?
RIP Baratheon and Martell.
Gone but not forgotten.
>>68730373
It's the fiery dorne passion. All the women suffer from it. They're hot headed Latinas!
>>68730343
It did.
There's no way they could've caught up with the ship that Myrcella, Trystane, Bronn and Jaime were on, without anyone noticing.
Did they change out of their dresses, swim to the boat as it was leaving very quickly and undetected, and hide on the ship the entire time? Did they borrow the CIA-teleporter?
>>68730404
>Baratheon is ded
Won't your face be red when you see Gendry arrive at Kings Landing after rowing for years. Nigga is buff as fuck now
>>68730133
I really don't get the logic of this. Why did they betray him again?
Were they upset because spear guy got his head crushed? But wasn't that a fair duel of honour? Why blame the Lannisters for allowing a fair duel?
>>68730133
Maybe she's just using that as an excuse when the only thing she wants is to sieze power by killing the official line so her and her SNEKS can inherit.
>>68729829
If only that chair had has wheels he could have just wheeled away really fast when they tried to kill him.
That's why european-styled kingdoms always beat middle-east/africa-styled kingdoms. Because Africa never independently discovered the wheel in fifty thousand years.
>>68730472
buff enough to pick up his fathers hamer and crush some traitor skulls.
>>68729903
Yes he did. One of them is on the small council in the books.
>>68730097
Expanded roles to keep the reddit audience
>>68730472
But Gendry isn't a Baratheon, he is a Waters.
There's no way he'll be legitimized. Except if a Stark ends up winning the Game of Thrones, Arya is in King's landing and vouches for him.
>>68730462
There are two possibilities. Either they:
>Immediately changed from their formal dress to their fighting gear and swam out to the boat and hid on board for the several week trip back to King's Landing
OR
>they got on their horses and rode like hell to King's Landing and happened to beat Jaime there somehow
both are fucking ridiculous
>>68730525
Don't ever naysay me again
Been a while but in the books wasn't the last thing we hear from Doran "Fire and Blood"?
Showing he is angry about Elia. Showing he isn't some Lannister shill. Showing he is out for vengeance.
This show man. This fucking show.
>>68730504
>Because Africa never independently discovered the wheel in fifty thousand years.
>Faction is clearly inspired by arabs and maghrebi north african people
just BAIT my shit up
>>68730488
>wasn't that a fair duel of honour?
It wasn't even that. Oberyn used poison before getting BTFO. But yes, the sand sneks had no reason to be mad, he chose to fight the Mountain, nobody forced him.
How did they go from the docks to the ship?
Also why did Trystane stay on the ship if it was docked?
>>68730554
I think you need to get off the wiki, friend.
>>68730571
One of the few interesting thing about that piece of shit book tbqh
>>68730506
>tfw you will never fight next to Ned and Bobby during the rebellion
>you will never see a buff stag go into bloodlust and crushing hundreds of skulls to get to rhaegar
>you will never fight Arthur Dayne at the tower of joy as Ned chops off heads with Ice
>you will never see Bobby crush rhaegar's armor so hard the rubies fly into the river while he screams like a man possessed
>>68730678
Ned didnt kill Dayne, Reed did with Toadmagic
>>68730603
>How did they go from the docks to the ship?
They teleported because DABID
>Also why did Trystane stay on the ship if it was docked?
He was depressed. Myrcella had just died. He was preparing those weird stone eyes for Myrcella. Presumably Jaime told him to stay there. Both as a willing hostage to bargain with Dorne, and to protect him from Cersei.
>>68730488
Okay bro slow down you are using logic here that doesn't really coincide with D&D's method of storytelling.
'Spear guy' dies and they are angry about it so they want to get back at the Lannisters by starting a war with them and killing the most innocent lannister alive. So they do that, and they're afraid of the consequences so they kill Prince Doran as well, they also have to kill trystane because he was presumably raised with similar morals and level-headedness, since he would succeed to be the next Prince of Dorne he had to be killed as well.
In D&D world also Prince Dorans men and the general Dornish population also really hated him because he didn't want to go to war with the Lannisters. Even though the Lannisters gave spear guy a place on the small council.
>>68730594
well, you have to admit that the show really has the portrayal of the cold soulless nature of woman down.
>>68730666
FUCK YOU SATAN I HAVENT READ THE BOOK IN YEARS REEEEEEEEEEEEE THE REST OF MY POST STILL STANDS
>>68730704
I never said he did. But I see how you got there. I'm sure ned fucked over a few of the others with Dayne
Reminder this massacre wouldn't have happened if Jaime took the damn boat ten feet back to the dock before going to KL to mope.
Guys what if everything we have seen so far is what mel was shown in the fire and at the start of next season we have a good well written show with no bullshit.
>My sister just killed our cousin who I have grown up with
>"You're a greedy bitch, you know that?"
???
Would Oberyn really have wanted the sand sneks to murder his remaining family?
>>68730554
They are released, but he kept them locked up for a pretty long time, and he informed them of what was actually going on when he released them. And then they join Doran with his scheming, at least that's the plan.
Because while the Sand snakes are stupid and a bunch of hotheads, they're not retarded, and they love their family (probably). They're fucking exactly like Oberyn, how hard is this fucking D&D.
>>68730728
true enough
>>68730768
Also Ned didnt have Ice with him at ToJ.
It stayed in Winterfell until Ned was named Hand of the King. I dont even understand why he brought it there
>>68729829
>mfw they surgically removed the only good things about show Dorne in one fell swoop.
>>68729829
DABID BAD PUSSAY DABBID
>>68729829
>Why was Doran so retarded?
Is book Doran as retarded as show Doran or is this just ebic D@D trolling right here?
So, is Sarella going to be Alleras?
If so, does this mean it won't be important since Sarella Sand isn't in the show?
Why didn't D&D cast this stronk black wymyn?
>>68730728
Gotta give them that, but that is 100% GRRM and not D&D. I don't trust D&D at all when it comes to that shit.
>>68730677
>thinking AFFC is bad
wew lad, your opinions are shit
>>68730892
Doran is supposed to be Varys tier smart in the books.
>>68730892
Guess.
>>68730552
>swam out
Yeah, cause they couldn't have had a second boat
>>68730571
Doran wants vengeance but done in a way that prevents Dorne from being fucked over by a war they can't win as Dorne can scarcely raise 10,000 men compared to say the 100,000 or so Renly was able to raise from the Reach and Stormlands and the 20,000 the North could raise, so there's lots of conspiring and scheming going on.
It makes sense for Doran to support the Golden Company or Dany because they can supply the armies that Dorne lacks.
>>68730957
That would've easily been spotted by Jaime/Bronn/Trystane/the crew of the ship?
>>68730952
Pls keep making more of these based anon.
>>68730957
Yeah because theyd arrive that soon after and not be spotted by anyone on the way there.
Jaime would find it extremely suspecious another Dornish ship is following after his daughter gets poisoned and wouldnt leave Trystane alone.
>>68730867
Maybe it's time to read the books again.
>>68730869
Fuck she is SO ugly know what happened? I mean I was actually disgusted as I was watching the episode last night
Tywin's death marked the beginning of the end. Prove me wrong. No other villain could compete with him and now we all left with goofy caricatures of characters.Oh and based Lena.
>>68731058
What did I get wrong?
>>68731080
>Tywin's death marked the beginning of the end. Prove me wrong.
I can't because you are a 100% right.
I'm going to make an account on George's site and thank him everyday for the Sand Snake scenes in the show.
>>68731077
Oh, it wasn't just me?
She just looked so ugly. I realize that she was meant to look worn out, but her face just looked plain unhealthy.
That subtle weight gain thing also didn't do her any favors.
>>68730504
Dorne is post-Muslim Andalusia, not Africa
>>68730892
Doran is a schemer perhaps one tier below the likes of Varys and Littlefinger, if not equally clever and far-sighted.
>>68731080
The show went to shit after Based Whoresbane died.
>>68730975
so we will see the "20 good men" 2.0 wreck the dornish army this season, and if there is any justice in the world the lannisters soldiers get to run a train on the sand snakes when its all over.
>>68730957
You're a fucking idiot
>>68730975
men are weak. they no match for stronk womyn like sand sneks!
>>68730821
[quipping intensifies]
>>68730722
Now that's some Shakespearian writing right there.
>>68731122
>>68731122
he was too good, starks before ned where a lot more evil, they would never have been fucked over by betrayal.
>>68730552
It's actually none of those. They must've been on the ship all along because Trystane is not at all surprised to see them, he acts like they've been hanging out with him for some time.
>>68731080
>Tywin
>villain
Tywin was the hero Westeros deserved.
>>68731122
>What did I get wrong?
He didn't bend the knee for the one true king.
Upboat if you want to see Robert Strong smash the heads of the sand sluts in, like this :^)
>>68731151
Yeah I mean she just looks notably worse compared to pic related. Like the weight gain is bad but there's something else, aging maybe I dunno I feel like Emilia clarke is just getting less attractive.
>>68731152
This, and it is plain to see
>>68731203
Are you retarded? The sand snakes are warrior women without peer, we will have multiple Amazonian raids of 20 good women into the heart of the seven kingdoms, each led by a sand snek, killing men and liberating women.
They will prepare the land for Dany's inevitable arrival.
>>68730363
that's mansplaining, I ain't got to explain shit.
>>68730244
I'll give you a hint, the same cultural impulses that have a writer the Verge scoring fantasizr
"Well, we have a +25 for full nudity — I don't care that that's not Carice Van Houten's body, we're talking about Melisandre here, and for her to go au naturale without airbrushing is a major character development. Her sudden transformation isn't so much an instance of "Surprise Magic use" as it is a reveal that she's been using Surprise Magic for the past four seasons. So we'll give her a half score, for another +25. On the other hand, I feel I must dock her the -15 appearance downgrade — but like, more according to Westerosi beauty standards; I think she looks fabulous and fierce. In fact, fuck it, here's +10 for rocking a new look, Mel!"
>>68731411
dorne is arabian golden age before the muslim hordes destroyed it all.
>>68731323
He was definitely the king they deserved.
>>68730892
epic DABID trolling
>>68731302
hahaha holy shit that is so retarded, like I knew D&D were sort of bad but this is another level. What the FUCK. They clearly were on the dock, in different clothes at the end of last season and they teleported onto the ship lmao what a joke
Where is bronn? He wasn't in the boat with jaime.
>dany becomes queen
>she gets nothing done as queen
Reminder Dany would be the Hillary Clinton of queens.
>>68731476
>arabian golden age
>before muslims destroyed it all
wut
>>68731535
He teleported back to his plump wife
>>68731323
How do you think he would've handled things if he knew that Joffrey, Tommen and Myrcella were bastards born of incest with no claim to the throne?
>>68729829
It's all part of the PLAN.
>>68731553
its a /pol/ thing, you blue pills normies wont understand
>>68731535
Maybe his actor decided his talents are better used elsewhere than this show that gets worse by the season.
>>68731553
Before Islam, arabs were polytheistic pagans and shit. Not much of a golden age though, Anon is clearly just talking shit. The arabian golden age would be after they conquer all the good shit from the Romans and Persians.
Doran's a pedo in the books and pedos are all retarded. That nigger spends his every waking moment watching naked kids play in the water fountains instead of ruling with his fucked up feet.
>>68731476
Just stop man, do you mean the Mongol hordes? I'm giving you a chance to save face
>>68731476
ah yes, the golden age of nomadic tribes farting around in the desert before being raped by Persians and Romans alike
>>68729829
SAND SNAKES RULE!
>>68731080
Name 1 evil thing Tywin confirmed for doing
>>68731679
Why does everyone keep talking like being raped by nomads wouldn't be amazing?
>>68731080
>villain
Stop with the reddit posting, this ain't a fucking villain vs good guys...nvm.
>>68731713
Tysha?
>>68731547
No. Dany is not a sellout lying shill, she's just an incompetent, naive child with good intentions and strict morals. Hillary knows how to do what her donors tell her to.
>>68730785
Underrated post.
>>68731618
please do elaborate
since the only arabs that actually accomplished shit during the pre-islamic era were the nabataens/petreans that were more or less an extension to the Roman Empire settling there and using their territories as buffertzones against the persians
I'll also give you the Sabaeans
>>68731873
i was trolling
>blue pill
>/pol/
shit is getting really easy, you guys take the bait even more then the /pol/acks.
>>68731371
Her eyebrows are also way darker now than before, the contrast between her hair is awful.
>>68731985
fug :-D
>>68729980
Best advice on the internet holy shit
>>68731362
Source?
>>68730472
>The Mountain actucally died
>Gendry is Sir Robert Strong
it was right before our eyes this whole time
So who almost bulge when the guy was talking about analing dragon girl and she was right there listening?
>>68731371
She's older fatter and less attractive. Her face looks different too, but it has been over half a decade since her first scenes so it's not surprising.
She's the hot girl in school who you run into five years later after she's out of a failed marriage and you are both friendly and say how good it is to see each other, but even though she still looks really good you're secretly sad inside because she's not hot like she used to be. She's no longer the ten you used to dream about. The bloom has come off the rose. It's just the way it is. Time changes everything.
>>68729829
>we need to end the Dorne arc since nobody likes it
>dabid just kill everyone lol
>lol
>Game of Thrones season 6 episode 1
>>68732518
>everyone hated the sand snakes
>hated everything about them
>dabid lets put them in every second scene in episode one
>lets have them kill off a bunch of male character lul
>>68730869
>>68731371
Her skin looks so yellow now. Her nose looks like something happened to it. They're not even trying to make the wig look convincing. She has huge bags under her eyes.. Even her general facial shape looks a little off now. It's like the little weight she gained went to the wrong places of her head. Her jawline looks very asymmetrical and unappealing. Double chins. And the list just goes on and on.
>>68731362
>Strong curbstomps all the sneks 1v3 with no effort whatsoever
>suddenly CLEGANEBOWL
>>68732518
damn, its pretty much this.
>episode 2
>dorne army marches on kings landing
>episode 3
>lannister army fuckes them up 10 to 1.
>sand snekes heades shoven on pikes next where neds head was.
>>68732376
Sad but true. Damn
>>68732794
>>sand snekes heades shoven on pikes next where neds head was.
I will actually ejaculate if they show their smug stronk womyn faces on a pike.
>>68730551
>Crush skulls of enemies using father's warhammer
>Become king
>Turn to the imprisoned Tommen
>Look at me I'm the Baratheon now
>400ft tall statue of Stannis
>>68731371
They got really lazy with the makeup is mostly what it is. It's why her eyebrows are so dark and her skin looks tired. Natural makeup goes a long way.
>>68732794
I wish.
Knowing DABID, the sneks are going to kill Tommen, Kevan and Pycelle.
>>68732883
and reddit will blow up because "MUH EVIL PATRIARCHY KILLING WOMAN AND TORTURING THEM"
And no logic will be found for days to come.
TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF, BRO!
>>68731151
Her weight gain was about as subtle as a brick in the small of the back.
>>68732794
you're gonna be so pissed once the Great Dornish Gynocracy marches on the wall and the Sand Snakes kill Davos
>>68729829
BAD PUSSY HAIR
>>68731343
tfw stannis will never dom robb.
>>68730097
>Kill Strong Independent Womyn
>be me, the Prince of dorne
>lannisters kill my aunt and her babies
>after years of planning, my father hooks me up with the king's qt sister
>we'll finally be able to have #justiceforelia
>oberyn dies in a trial by combat that he willingly participated in
>oh fugg
>his paramour wants vengeance
>kills my waifu, ruins our plans
>kills mi papi
>kills beautiful, innocent, baby Areoh Hotah, one of the most skillful fighters in westeros, with a blunt dagger
>my cousins, who I was raised with and love very much, kill me, then fucking quip about it like i'm the asshole that raped and killed our aunt and then their father
>MFW
Daily reminder that D&D are outrageous, unstoppable and have a wicked sense of humor.
>>68733076
this is objectively true
>>68730869
compare to this, she looks like shit now did they even dye her eyebrows or anything?
>>68730297
It's the kikes.
>>68733076
the kid really didnt deserve to die like a punk to such horrible characters.
At least let hem kill on of those 2 blank "stong WUMAN" characters with his sword before he died.
>>68731080
Tywin didn't put up with any shit. Was the de facto king with Joffery as his puppet.
Gets killed by his Dwarf son who he should have executed right after The Mountain beat Oberyn.
>>68730133
This is what triggers me the most.
The Dorne plot was mediocre until yesterday. Yesterday It became just shuttles plot in the world or worse...
Like is so bad that I feel ashamed of D&D for some reason.
KILL ALL THE WHITE MEN!...and the black...and the brown too, KILL ALL THE MEN!
Sneks gonna snek
>>68730297
I feel like the first three seasons were incredible and we just slowly lost our way after that and the steady decline just had it's way until we ended up where we are now, where it's still good, I mean it's watchable, but its a sad faded facsimile of what we stared out with. It's very similar to what happened to Kelly C's looks actually.
Bad Pussy and Anz Whip are hot, shame they're going to die a horrible death for being such bad characters.
everything feel so weightless this season, a royal family just been wipe out and the shity background motives went entirely off screen
>>68733076
I felt bad for that faggot and I hated him.
>>68733241
Or show the sand sneks poisoning him but feeling bad about it, like something you need to do but don't want to.
But no, we get edgy womyn.
>>68733312
NO weak MAN WILL EVER RULE DORNE AGAIN!
>>68733411
Spot on. This is the royal family of Dorne and it feels like they might as well be some random gysies camping in a tent in some desert.
>>68730106
>GoT
>fair
Are you trolling or retarded?
You know what's gonna happen?
The Sand Snakes are going to become Danny's Queens guard.
This show has become SJW pandering so badly it's beyond a joke.
Brienne killed the hound. Because strong womyn.
It's going to happen.
>>68733434
But the black dude wasn't weak and wasn't ruling either...why did you kill him again?
So you guys just watch this show season after season despite knowing that it has been shit for almost all of them?
>>68733630
Hound is confirmed alive though
>>68733644
Strong women Dabid!
>>68733735
>David but with a b
Can you be more jewish than that?
>>68733715
>OtterEatingWaterMelon.jpg
So are the sand snakes going to rule Dorne now? Or are they going to be realistic and have a civil war break out over control seeing as the houses won't accept bastards ruling over them?
>>68733715
is just one hour per week, and it keeps you memeing an entire year so i think it's worths it
>>68729922
post webm of that scene pls
>>68733721
and i bet he chop his ball to goes full nice monk mode, that would be really progressive
>>68729829
>He should've had them executed and sent their heads to Cersei immediately.
fuck off
>>68731713
Didn't he drown all the Reyne women?
>>68733823
they are rushing stuff as it is, so far whe have only seen dorne desert and the inside of the palace.
They dont even show the people, who are supposed to be mad at the king.
>>68732302
How do you not recognize based Titus Pullo
>>68733805
Hello newfriend.
>>68733823
>anything bad happening to women in season 6 ever again
hah
>>68729980
/thread
/subsequently all threads and posts ever again about how dumb D&D are
Seriously, I really do not care at this point how illogical a plot point may be. I'm too invested
>>68732672
the wig was never convincing and was always terrible
i dont know why they didnt just get real blondes
i hate the wigs on this show, they're all so fucking distracting and bad and the actresses dont look good in them. they all look a million times better with their actual hair and colour.
We got Sand Snakes instead of based Euron Crowseye.
There's no Victarion reeving his way towards Essos with a volcano arm and red priest scheming with him.
JUST
>>68729829
he looks like negan
http://youtu.be/4JxoX0Y59yQ
lel, 'Chad Summerfield'.
Can anyone believe he doesn't browse 4chan by this point?
>>68730869
she looks alright, still a solid 7 at least. and yeah shes meant to be worn out in that scene. dumb neckbeards.
>>68734022
there is no strong/cunning mans in the entire show anymore, not surpiresed
How do you go from this?
>>68730952
To this?
>>68730072
Nah. It was monkeys writing the plot. Apparently they bought them wholesale from AMC.
>>68733972
This. The show has definitely gone incredibly downhill but I'd honestly watch it regardless of anything at this point.
>>68729829
WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP TELEPORTING?
None of this show makes any sense.
>>68734155
>>68734210
It actually makes me laugh at how many fat chicks love Kelly C and cosplay as her.especially because they're now the same weight
>>68734296
Are you sure you're not watching Dragonball Z.
>>68734296
>>68734359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeLSQW5zxPg
JUST REMEMBER
>Entire Dorne Storyline getting fucked.
>Jaimies ENTIRE character arc getting fucked (No Riverlands/Goldhand)
>NO VICTARION OR HINT OF GREYJOY STORYLINE
>Sand Sneks in general.
You had one fucking job D&D.
Hell the entire Riverlands + Greyjoy stories could take an entire season with more added.
>>68729829
Well he acted dumb and now is dead.
He has 2 choices. Side with her an declare war or kill her. He could not have both.
>>68734296
>WHY DOES EVERYBODY KEEP TELEPORTING?
WHERE DID THE DOGS GO.
THE DOGS. THEON.
TELL ME.
WHERE ARE THEY.
>>68734296
So far only the sand snakes (and maybe Brienne) have gained the magical powers of teleportation reserved only for women
>>68734356
King of the Nerds season whatever when? I need some more Sega Gen.
Will the fookin legend return as a whitewalker
GRRM really needs to finish the fucking books. At this rate we'll get a dream of spring sometime in the 2030's
>>68734479
Littlefinger has been doing it since season 2
He went from kingslanding to the stormlands to harrenhal in like 3 episodes
>>68734479
Jaime teleported to King's Landing.
>>68731122
#1 Didn't keep his key allies
#2 Wasn't ruthless enough.
>>68734397
12 seconds of my life etc
>>68734519
He's shoving food in his face as fast as he can so he can escape his responsibilities by dying of a heart attack. It's never going to happen.
>>68730975
How did Renly raise such a large army?
>>68734547
Nah, he took the boat. Although the show has a horrible sense of time since a lot of time has clearly passed in Jaime's arc since the end of season 5 but in Jon's arc only minutes have passed since the season 5 ending.
>>68734664
renly was hugely popular
>>68730133
They didn't bother establishing that his approval ratings among the people but when she stabs him and nobody flinches a muscle it said enough
>>68731633
we're thinking babylonians, assyrians and the free city states of the levant
>>68734664
He promised his ass to every soldier that joined.
>>68734519
>implying he'll live that long
We're going to be lucky if he manages to finish the sixth book before he dies. Fucker should just have kept himself to three books like originally planned.
>>68730184
I hate that Aegon's plot was cut. It was one of my favourite plots from the books. I guess the fact they completely cut it from the series also implies his story won't ever become big in the books? Makes me sad.
>>68734424
>NO VICTARION OR HINT OF GREYJOY STORYLINE
The show would be somewhat redeemable if they gave us the greyjoys.
>>68730472
you got me, I lol'd
>>68734809
After everything they fucked up I really don't need fucked up greyjoys
>>68734719
>>68734796
Yeah but like food and money and logistics?
>>68734424
>no victarion greyjoy
>no euron greyjoy
>no quentyn martel
i wish they had waited another 25 years to start making the show. after GRRM was dead or had completed the story.
>>68731080
Red Wedding marked the decline of the show, because D&D skimmed the book and only cared about that scene. So afterwards they just lost interest
>>68734894
didn't euron get cast?
>>68734884
he has all those, remember he got storm's end instead of stannis
>>68731371
As her ego increases she lets herself go and her acting deteriorates, We've seen this with actors before, from Marlon Brando to J-Law
Why does he look so much like Ty Dolla $ign
>>68730975
Since they have virtually no power and are just a meme desert state to keep the south placated, why bother trying to take over Westeros in the first place? Why not aim to usurp some key passes into the Stormlands or something?
That is some gambling addict tier risk assessment.
>>68732672
she walked fuck knows how many miles in the desert tied to a horse being whipped regularly and you're expecting her to look like a queenly queen with dope makeup, totally pristine and divine looking
>>68734424
Of all the openings they could've given us, of all the storylines they could've picked... they focused on the rise of the sand sneks. What the fuck.
>>68734884
They ate his ass for food and took his ass as payment.
>>68729829
Seeing Siddig play Doran was the thing I was looking forward to most for season 6.
Everything is shit.
>>68734939
Yeah but 100.000 is mind boggling huge. Even in Western Europe marching around with armies of that size turned into the starving games really fast, only when supply magazines and all that jazz was organized in the late 17th and 18th century could armies go up to that size.
>>68734989
They don't want to take over anything, they want to ruin the Lannister because they raped, murdered her and rekt her ninos.
I'll bet you with the strong women arc Dumb & Dumber keep shoving down or throats that's instead of Viccy or Euron we just have Theons sister claiming the title.
>Theon and Sansa walk through a frozen river
>They're not even shivering in the next shot
Had no idea they were interior decorators.
>>68734515
These are the pressing questions that must be answered.
>>68734884
Because he was allied with not!France aka best house.
So how are they going to strike Dorne?
By land or by sea?
>>68735052
He didn't get to battle anything before he died like a faggot to a shadow.
>>68734974
>knowing about a nigger with the name "Dolla $ign"
back to the world star with you blackie.
>>68735102
>So how are they going to strike Dorne?
>Lannisters
>in the position to attack Dorne
U retarded bro?
>>68734894
Euron got cast though. He'll appear.
No Arianne, Quentyn, Jon Connington, Victarion, fAegon, etc.It also seems like characters like Illyrio Mopatis, Jeyne Poole and Ilyn Payne will never appear again.
And what the fuck happens to the Qarth storyline now? They killed off Xaro. Will the Undying not do anything after their assassination attempt in Astapor?
>>68734809
>>68734840
>Not realizing greyjoys are going to appear in the north, be led by theonXsister, kill boltons and be team friendship with jon snow.
>>68734947
did you just compare emilia clarke to marlon brando
>>68733411
This. What happened? Change of directors? Producers? What? The first few seasons had so much weight and balance to them. Actions had lead up, pay off and consequences.
>>68735142
They still have the Iron Throne.
>>68735110
Penetrated from behind by a dark being. Poetry.
>>68734104
she also shouldn't look like Khal Mono has a weightgain fetish
>>68735002
No, that's ridiculous.
The problem is, she looked worse in season 5 than in season 1.
>>68730106
Show has been about female empowerment ever since Season 2.
>>68734809
>>68734840
Euron has been cast and will definitely be in this series. He seems to be kinda fat and uglyish with two eyes now, but at least he's going to be fucking in it.
