Is there a word for this?
Also Spartacus thread.
Sodomy?
>you will never be Gannicus
>>68710677
*sigh* cuck.
Did Romans really swear as much as they do in Spartacus?
Or is that to earn that age rating?
>>68710831
They probably swear as much as us nowadays so yeah, they fucking talk like coksucking cunts stuffed with Jupiter's cock.
>>68710902
>Jupiter's cock
This and "ram fist in ass" are deeply engraved in my mind after this show.
>>68710718
>I am of drink and embrace of questionable women.
>May your day bring you equal favors.
How can a man be so based?
Is this the only show where a white guy cucks a black man?
>>68710718
>him and Crixus never had proper contest
>>68710718
This image made me happy until I noticed blurry Naevia in the background
Goddamn that character (and actress) ruined the last season
>rebel and criminal kills her husband
>proceeds to have sex with him
why are women such whores?
>>68711020
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>68711131
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
>Ywn have drugged out, passionate, Roman lesbian sex with your best friend
>Tiberapeus will never forcefully violate your boipucci with his big roman cock
>>68711398
kek I completely forgot that happens
>>68710718
ALAS THE GODS CONSPIRE TO SPREAD ASS AND RAM IN COCK
>>68711398
How do people even have anal rape?
Without preparation your dick just gets shitty.
>>68711327
>>68711487
Spartans did it, so did vikings... Their lives were shitty.
>>68711487
my mind is telling me no, but my body my body is telling me yes
>>68711487
Shit is nature's anal lube.
>not having Asshur defeat Naevia in their duel instead of reinforcing the strong womyn narrative and then keeping to their promise, letting him and go driving the animosity between him and Crixus beyond the boiling point and ending it with glorious payoff when Crix he later defeats him
wasted desu famalams
Was there ever a more based character than good ol Solonius?
>the gay german survived the whole thing
>>68710718
>you will never die thinking of the sand and blood of the arena
>>68711398
>implying caesar wouldn't have loved it
Queen of Bithynia
>>68711398
I wonder at what point it will be acceptable to have generic movies with clearly visible blowjob and creampie scenes.
>>68711827
well brown bunny had onscreen fellatio
you will never be a roman and fuck your slaves
>>68711827
>yfw adult porn actors/actresses will be hired by many directors to insert body type for proper and thorough sex scenes with professional actors have face copy paste onto the bodies. Each pron actor will be hired on how close their supple body is similar to Scarjo for those double penetration scenes in Hamlet.
>>68710677
I miss varro
>the same studio that made Sparticus made Black sails
i didnt know Starz likes tits so much
>BLOOD RAINS DOWN FROM AN ANGRY SKY
>MY COCK RAGES ON
>MY COCK RAGES ON
>>68711942Me too.....
>>68711980
At least Aurelia got her revenge on the brat
>>68711827
Nymphomaniac.
>>68711947
Starz is pretty much soft core porn with good actors
>>68711827
apparently it happens more often than you might think. never explicitly shown, but every now and then a sex scene in a movie legitimately includes the two actors banging. at least in some shots/cuts, at least for a short time.
take jake gyllenhaal and anne hathaway for instance, on at least one occasion during filming love & other drugs his dick was legitimately inside her.
>>68711947
Too bad Black Sails is a boring mess. Seriously nothing is fucking happening in that show at all.
They barely even swashbuckle, and 90% of the show takes place on fucking land.
Let's be honest though. The CGI has not aged well.
>>68712113
looks like a painting desu
>remove cock from fucking arse
>the gods proceed to ram cock in fucking arse
>by Jupiter's cock
So many great lines about cocks and arses
>>68712148
In no reality does that look like a fucking painting familio.
You can tell the writers really wanted this to happen.
>>68711642
Yeah, Ashur.
But there is no doubt of best grill, right?
>>68712148
this, it has a charm to it
>>68712284
She really was the best girl
>>68712113
the cgi was never good, even for its time
Words fall from your mouth as shit from ass
>>68712284
I liked the first Naevia, why did they get rid of her? The actress they got for Vengeance was horrific
>>68712479
she chose not to renew her contract iirc
the stronk independant baboon womyn they replaced her with was horrible
>>68712515
Second Naevia was still hot.
I wish Ashur's gank squad lasted longer. Those were some hard mother fuckers.
>>68712515
Second Naevia played Amanda Waller in Arrow, first Naevia plays Maze on Lucifer right now.
I tried to watching this show but there's way to much gay shit. How can you people sit through those scenes?
>>68713145
theres way more straight than gay stuff t b h
>>68713145
those are the best scenes
>>68713145
>How can you people sit through those scenes?
with a hand on my dick while rubbbing it
>2016
>not being heteroflexible
>>68711327
What happened to that bitch? I think I remember her getting chucked off the cliff (like every other woman Lucretia hung out with) but I have no idea why.
>>68713145
Afraid you'll like it?
>>68713306
Tullius caved her head in. Can't remember why though
>>68712284
By far best girl.
2. Old Naevia
3. Saxa
4. Chipmunk Girl from S3
5. Qt Roman girl Illythia kills in the bath
>>68713145
>>68713231
This.
>>68713285
>heteroflexible
>not a fag in denial
tumblr please
Is Spartacus worth watching after the first season?
>>68713577
only gods of the arena
the rest doesn't matter
no batiatus, shit show
>>68713610
>only gods of the arena
And that's only kind of worth it.
>>68713285
They followed up straight sex scenes with gay scenes all the time, it was brutal. Killed so many boners.
>it's an i-want-to-hatefuck-Ilithyia-episode
>>68713688
Feels good being bi masterrace.
>>68713719
So it's an episode of spartacus, good fucking post.
>>68713577
>>68713610
Bullshit. New Spartacus will take a little time to get used to but you'll eventually enjoy him.
>>68713577
>missing out on a goat villain who did nothing wrong
bonus for surfer ceasar
>Ywn never have a cute niglet twink fuccboi to hold after a hard days gladiator training
Why even live
>>68713719
>>68713724
Nah that's just called being a faggot.
>>68713145
I'm what you could describe as "homophobe" and I didn't mind that shit. It's not in-your-face SJW shit, just a bunch of badass dudes who happen to be fags.
>>68713822
If you put it in quotes, you're not one.
>>68712284
His wife was best girl. I'm so fucking glad he stayed loyal to her even after she was gone
>>68712040
>good actors
why are all the gays unnactravive as fuck? only agron was attractive, the rest were puke inducing. maybe that one trident and net guy that rapes barca's fuccboi, but that's it
>>68712050
>Nothing happens
you havent seen season 3 yet, have you?
>>68714139
I have not. Does it pick up? Jesus Christ I was bored to tears half-way into the first season and quit half-way through the second.
>>68713719
best girl
>>68714177
If nothing else this show had some fucking amazing stunts.
Every fight was a feast for the eyes, and in terms of sheer choreography I have yet to see any series come close.
What other shows have cool fight-scenes that feel like such spectacles?
>>68714177
and this is part of the Season 2 finale
>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lssh4
They have the best action stuff as a setpiece in the final episode tbqh like how GOT does some big fucking plot point/battle in ep 9 of every season
>>68713719
>hate fuck
dude what? she's all about her husbands dick and a loyal fucking woman in terms of love
perfect 10/10 breeding material
>>68714291
300
>>68714232
Is that fucking Jodie Foster?
>>68714336
I was kinda' hoping more for a series, if you have one?
>>68714325
>she's all about her husbands dick
Except when she pays to be fucked by gladiators.
>>68714357
nah, it's a chav playing Ann Bonny
she's only a good character when she takes her fucking hat off
>>68714394
And then bashing the head in of another woman
>>68713145
It's only gay if you are the bottom
S1 FINALE
SHIELD
TAP
>>68715399
SPARTACUS SHOWS THE WAY
>>68715676
SPARTACUS!!!!
SPARTACUS!!!!
>>68710677
WHITE PUSSY HAIR
SPARTACUS
SPARTACUS
SPARTACUS
SPARTACUS LEADS THE WAY
SPARTY LEEDS THA WAY!
>>68714177
Second half of S2 and second half of S3 are full of happenings.
A lot of people dropped with gay Flint so they never experienced the joys of Charlestown.
>>68713934
>I'm so fucking glad he stayed loyal to her
He fucked 3 other women during the series
SPARTACUS GETS KILLED BY GANNICUS
FUCK ALL OF YOU
TULLUIS DIES COZ HIS WIFE KILLS HIM
THE EMPEROR GETS AIDS AND DIES
>>68714446
And got pregnant with Spartacus' child
And when she tried to divorce her husband to marry another man
>>68710677
spartacucks
Why were Romans such degenerate fucking shits?
>>68712042
Quite the imagination, B+ see me after class ;)
>>68713765
Why was this fuckboy a gladiator anyway instead of some houseboy?
Hope I'm not too late.
Out of my way rebel fucking shits, best Roman coming through.
>>68717195
>season starts
>rumors of Triumvirate spin off show start twirling
>atlastgodsremovecockfromass.wav
>rumors stop
>>68717341
I don't really get why people wanted that. Sure it might've been fun, but I think it was much better to just end on a high note.
>>68717181
But that's what he was, dummy.
>>68716995
I really wish they had just said "fuck history" and done whatever they wanted. Once we got to the last season, we all knew that everyone was going to die and it still fucking hurt.
>tfw will never get to go watch cool as fuck gladiator games on the weekends with your bros
>>68718430
>you will never get to fuck cute half-niggers either
The saddest scene of the fucking show. Fuck.
Fuck.
>>68719634
Agreed
Has there ever been a more perfect casting of creepy, Roman degenerate?
I don't get why people bash the acting of Spartacus so often. Most of them convey the message just fine IMO.
>>68719930
No there has fucking not.
>>68719953
Andy was the only one who could actually act, that fucker who replaced him was abysmal.
>>68720203
I thought the guy who playedCrixusdid a pretty good job.
>>68710902
>>68710964
Kek, the dialogue for the entire show was the most entertaining thing. It sounded like poorly written tourette's syndrome shakespeare, but was still patrician as fuck compared to anything contemporary.
Everytime non-historical characters showed up I knew they were going to die.
Tiberius... fucking Crassus never had a son called Tiberius who was a teen during the Third Servile War. From the moment he showed up I knew exactly what they were going to do with him.
>>68711947
My mom watches Black Sails. I can't be in the same room when she does though. I feel really uncomfortable.
>>68720369
I always thought he would make a great Guts.
>>68711055
>implying Crixus could touch Gannicus
He lost on purpose to leave the ludus... and then got the upper hand on Crixus in five seconds after Naevia killed his friend. Gannicus would wreck Crixus... absolutely no contest.
>>68711121
>implying you wouldn't be a whore for Spartacus
>>68715665
The most satisfying finale of all time. Prove me wrong.
>>68711487
>>68713577
Watch Gods of the Arena(Season 2) then stop.
GotA is GOAT.
One of the best peplum-type shit you'll find out there.
Also RIP Andy Whitfield,you didn't deserve this,mate.
>>68719930
He's easily in my top 5 for favorite movie/television creeps.
Is Starz still developing a Spartacus spin-off about Caesar?
>>68711947
Does Black Sails have lots of sex scenes?
It's important that you answer.
>>68711087
When she killed Ashur you just knew shit was going down hill with her. Then in Season 3 she has Based Crixus on a fucking leash and genuinely made the character impotent.
>>68711020
Whites were pretty based back then
>>68711020
>implying he is white
>>68727722
He's a Gaul, can't get more white than that without being a northman.
>>68710677
Gayness.
>>68728495
with shit brown hair and eyes
most of the cast are all mutts, which is fitting for a greek setting
>>68710677
I only watched the first season of this show.
How much man on man gayness is in the other seasons?
I ask causeif there isn't as much then I'm not watching
>>68728704
Even more than S1.
>>68728704
more and the guys are actually not bad looking unlike barca and pietros
>>68728747
>>68728967
well then guess who's watching the rest of Spartacus tonight
>>68711327
The other girl looks so much like Lucy Lawless in some parts. You'd almost think this is an R-rated deleted scene from Battlestar Galactica.
Is this just 300 with a gay audience in mind?
>>68729250
starts out like a bad parody of 300, but then elevates it and comes into its own
every season is a perfect build-up to season finales that succeed in every possible way and not for a moment disappoint - like all the truly great tv shows, it didn't overstay its welcome and become stale
>>68729196
I don't understand. That *is* Lucy Lawless.
>>68729250
It is a lot like 300 in terms of style, although mostly in the beginning. But it actually has some really interesting characters, god tier scheming and it knows what it is and has fun with lots of action and sex (both straight and gay) and general corny. Even if it has a lot of flaws, it's still on my top 10 shows ever because of this and that it fucking knows how to deliver with the best season finales ever.
Watch it with an open mind, and try not to drop it on episode 1 because "hurf durf it's stupid". It's not for everyone, but who knows, you might love it.
>>68729443
I meant the other girl, the redhead.
Of course I know the other one is Lucy Lawless.
>>68723993
Season 3 and 4 have their high points
S3 has god-tier ashur, and near the end Liam really develops as Spartacus
S4 has Crassus who is GOAT, Liam really shines, but Naevia is a complete bitch and just drags down
>>68712050
Black Sails is one of the best shows on TV currently
>>68724738
Not as much as Spartacus, the women are average as well
>>68729917
Liam gives speeches that Andy might have struggled with, he has that booming, comic-book inflection in his voice that can deliver cheese without coming across as corny.
Crassus is indeed top tier villain though. And yes, fuck Naevia. Does nothing but chat shit from behind Crixus the whole time.
>>68711398
I can't believe that it were acceptable to rape an officer as punishment.
>>68730195
I much prefer Andy's speaking though. I enjoyed liam, however he wasn't able to capture the same spectrum of emotions as andy, his was more pure anger and intensity, I felt andy was more eloquent
>>68730468
Yeah, without doubt Andy was better at the lines and the 'acting'. Liam couldn't have done all the wife stuff in S1 half as good as Andy.
>>68729364
yeah thats what made me drop it. I watched the first 30 minutes and thought, what is this shit? A bad 300?
>>68729497
Allright Ill give it a shot.only because of the hot men
>>68730040
>Black Sails is one of the best shows on TV currently
Hence the reason I'm catching up on literature.
>>68710718
i dont know why but when i saw his face for the first time i immediatly knew he was australian
>>68711642
you mean Mr massive nipples. How did no one else find this distracting.
>>68712284
Best slavefu was Diona.
>>68711327
based lucy lawless
>>68733120
No one gives a shit if these plebs die.
Superior cast (pic related)
>>68714446
>>68714394
>>68714325
>>68713719
You forgot the
>it's an Ilythia seduces a 14 year old boy in the bath and gets naked and offers her pussy up to him, in exchange for having him demand the death of Spartacus' best friend episode
Seriously this episode was when I realized they wrote scenes to appeal to specific fetishes
>>68734739
>gimli is the tallest one
>>68734739
>that early 00s casual fashion
hhnnnnngggg nostalgia
>Would that you had been born a Roman and had stood beside me..
>I bless the fates, that it was not so.
any other tv or movie character have better last words than this?
>>68734997
it's just perfect
with the way the fight was set-up with the special move and then twisted, just perfect
>>68734997
>we will never see this scene with Andy Whitfield
>>68734997
Only the best death in the LOTR trilogy of course.
>>68730799
What I appreciate about Liam is that he didn't try to copy Andy and came up with his own interpretation.
