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Rightful King Edition
Old thread >>68683589
Will Jorah finally get laid this season?
SAND SNAKED
cringe time
>>68689051
what country are you guys from?
Azor Jon? D:
This show any good?
Press F to pay respects.
>ebin, whitty and humorous tyrion quips
not anymore? find out soon
>avenging oberyn by killing his brother
im cringing so hard
ahahahah
get fucked MEN
this is WOMEN's time now
>>68689218
STILL NO BODY
This is bullshit
Episode starts in 20 minutes? Stream link anyone?
>>68689259
women
>>68689202
brazil
>>68689210
for you...
Oh god.
>>68689301
you're late nigga
>We're were to kill you
>Stand with your back to person with giant spear
>>68689218
Pay respect to the more important men we lost today.
>>68689051
Did Stannis awaken his Rinnegan?
>You're a greedy bitch, you know that?
Keked
>you're a greedy bitch
god this is awful
i literally want to kill myself right now
that was just
abysmal
>tricks him into a duel so she can backstab him
WOMEN, NO HONOR AT ALL
>You're a greedy bitch, you know that?
XD
Fuck these quips
We game of strong women now
Tyrion the baby eater
LE WITTY IMP
LE COCKLESS BALDIE
>>68689202
Burgerlandia
>>68689218
Our True President has fallen.
YOU GO GURL
WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT SAND SLUTS RUIN EVERYTHING.
>WOMEN
>WOMEN
>WOMEN
>WOMEN
How the fuck did they even get on the boat when they were in Dorne at the end of last season?
Good idea, kill the last two members of the royal family.
So why is this Game of Feminism now?
>>68689218
Based Stannis 'when the situation is dire put your daughter on the pyre' Baratheon
The sand snakes are fucking terrible.
>>68689458
>shadyjew.png
why was it written in english
god this is a fucking trainwreck
>>68689458
I told you all this is going to happen it's the season of female empowerment
>women shouldn't have strong role model characters
>a high fantasy work of fiction must represent muh personal worldview regarding gender roles
>can't find decent stream
>say fuck it, I'll just get hbo now
>hbo now isn't fucking working
FUCK
Rip fleet
the dorne arc is so fucking embarrassing holy shit
how did DnD even land a job with this lack of talent and intelligence
remember Daario = Euron
Haven't watched the episode yet but from your reactions it's going to be shit.
Rate it so far
How many other STRONK WYMON moments will we see today?
>We;;, we won't be selling to Westeros any time soon.
oh you cheeky cunts
>>68689504
MASTER HATERS WUZ HERE
MHYSA IS A MASTER
(DATS WHY WE HATE HER ALSO)
riding a horse with your waifus boyfriend
Everything about Dorne has been completely butchered holy shit
That French fucker was right.
>>68689574
So meta xD
BRAVO D&D
>>68689510
Here's your (you) cuck, now leave this sub
>>68689615
top cuck
Just fucking cut your hand, Ser Cuckmont.
Stronk womyn will reign all men must die or go into the friendzone
Holy shit Dorne is bad...
So how did they burn the entire fleet? I mean, they still keep some crews onboard. Some ships may have been burned but not before a bunch sailed away
>>68689525
Keep trying. It works eventually.
>>68689559
arya
"put the kinsblood in my belly" Meli
dani
probably forgetting another one
This is already worse then S5.
>>68689639
>sub
Nice false flag.
are they in the grand canyon?
>big ass field
>happens to find danys ring
Ok
WHY IS SHE SO FAT
>>68689663
>plot armor
how do you get fat in the desert?
>>68689051
is it out yet? wheres the stream?
>It's a Daenerys scene
Would the ultimate bro-team be Jamie, Jorah, Daario, and Bronn? They'd be unstoppable, like the A-Team.
haha this dothraki shit talking
All men are pigs the episode
>>68689380
>she doesn't have to be smart to get fucked in the ass
>>68689716
more like plotkindling
>>68689718
>british genes
how do you think they got routed in ww2
they rolled away from Rommel
>>68689718
Remember those skeletons around Drogon last season? Drogon didn't eat that she did poor thing only had scraps
This episode sure is boring
>>68689708
It was in the center of the horde tracks dumbass
top bantz
My mom says "LOOK AT HOW FAT SHE IS!"
DA WHITE PUSSY
>tfw your fat ripples when you get whipped
It is known.
This fucking dialogue is killing me.
This fucking khal
http://www.strawpoll.me/10042112
http://www.strawpoll.me/10042112
http://www.strawpoll.me/10042112
rate the episode you assholes
race mixing propaganda
Epic joke xD
Is that kumar from Harold and kumar?
Alright cut her head off
>>68689857
It's probably the worst it's ever been
where's that nigga askin bout the strong wymyn shit?
it's happening
and she's gettin
B F T O
F
T
O
THIS IS RAPE
TRIGGERED
>gives her full title
just going to make them feel better about raping her, dumb bitch
vaginal plot armor, nice
how convinient
DON'T HAVE KIDS GIRLS!
IT'S COOL!
Thanks Kike&Kike.
Surprise surprise Daenerys with the most expensive plot armour in all of fucking Westeros
oh noes! how will our mother of burgers escape now??
>it is forbidden to ... Kill you rape you or ... I don't know.... plot armor daenerys
>Dothraki suddenly take Dany at her word that she was married to Drogo
THE WAIF-U
Holy shit, imagine if that's what Daenerys' fate in TWOW is. She becomes one of the widows.
this is the worst shit i've ever watched what the fuck
RAAAAAAAAPE
THE STICKS ARE PHALLIC IN NATURE
THIS IS RAAAAAAAAAAAPE
>beats up a blind child
"See you tomorrow"
>we want the daredevil audience
is it just me or is this episode incredibly dull?
Show euron, revive Jon... do something.
>All these boring as fuck storylines
Just give us Jon
>>68690100
Is everything rape now?
this dialogue is terrible jesus christ
GIRL POWAAAAH
>See you tomorrow.
WHO
WROTE
THIS
SHIT
Can someone summarize the episode so far?
>>68689372
That is a strong contender to be the worst piece of dialogue in the entire show. And 'bad poosey' still exists.
>>68690153
yes.
>>68690186
Girl power
Who else had their boner ruined in the end?
>>68690186
Boring and stupid.
I blame fucking grr Martin the fat fuck should've finished the book already . Instead we are stuck with the gay ass fan fiction of D&D
>>68690186
old lady tits
JON CONFIRMED AA
triggered
>>68690186
you actually didn't miss anything at all you can just skip this episode
John snow revival?
literally quips: the episode
so wtf was up with wrinky old Melisandre
Alright so I just finished the episode.
It's actually not bad and other than the Dorne shit (which is completely irredeemable so I don't give a fuck) I think this was a better season premiere than last season.
It's still a bad season premiere that lacked oomph though.
I have to say, Khal Moro's scene had so much levity and fun in it (other than Mother of burgers boasting) and that was like a breath of fresh.
melly sanders!
>>68690186
Still no Stannis
THE RED WYMON
MORE GRILL POWER
THANK YOU D&D
MY DICK
>>68690167
Heh nothing personal kid
TITS
Stannis sperm was keeping Melisandre alive
honestly im kinda surprised they never made melisandre a man behind her glamour shit
>>68690186
PURE
FUCKING
STUPIDITY
naked old granny tits
I'd still hit it desu senpai
mmmmmmmm yeah look at them teddies
Is this plot relevant?
Her body is literally perfect
Wat
FUCK
THIS
SHIT
>>68690275
Literally this.
>stronk wymyn
>mudslimes talking about blonde girls
>DON'T HAVE KIDS
BRAVO.
nooo my wife's son was watching this with me now he's scarred for life :(
>>68689449
If dornish lords follow the literal bastard whores instead of fighting each other for becoming the next great house, it will be proof that hack and hack went full retard finally.
>TREASON
Why did she get old?
this is
pretty
fuckin
STUPID
MELY FAGS BTFO
G
R
A
NAKED
N
Y
TITS
Gollum ye be gone
>>68690361
relevant to gettin my dick hard maybe
Did they really have to show her fucking naked though?
old red lady pussy
is it bad or good pussy
>>68690427
Time passed
>>68690186
Doran's master plan is gone thanks to D&D also gurl power XDD
>Stannis tapped that
wew lad
>>68690361
She's going to give up her 400 year life to Jon Snow.
Look into your hearts you know it's true.
>>68690427
apparently she was always old.
So all these guys have been baiting to their perfect waifu and their autismo lord find out shes been a grandma the whole time.
ROFL
It was alright
Now we wait for another week
MELLYFAGS BTFO!!
Was there anything good in that episode?
Did she give up? Did that necklace made she look younger or kept her young?
>old granny tiddies confirmed
>>68689051
what a crap episode
Wait seriously, that was it?
It was fucking NOTHING!
>>68690186
neo-reactionary degen butthurt
>>68689667
The stupid fucking thing keeps telling me to renew my subscription. fucking hell.
/got/ I'm begging you, give me a reason to keep watching
>granny tits
>cut to credits
AND WHO
ARE YOU
Where did the fucking hounds go?
Would you a Melisandre in her true form, /tv/?
lads
that was a bit shit
wow that was fucking awful
With the recap and the intro this entire episode was fucking 39 minutes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Literally Nothing: The Episode
>>68690545
I was wondering the same thing.
Also, why did Reek suddenly act like Theon again?
7/10 Episode
So, we wait a year and so little of consequence happens. But, let's hear it: What pissed you off the most this episode?
>>68690535
There's a meme I haven't seen in a long time.
>>68690558
WHAT THE FUCKCKCKCKC
I COULD STORM THE CASTLE...WITH 20 GOOD MEN LOL
An hour buildup for this shit
Would you????
someone post the dewey image about not expecting anything and still getting disappointed
THAT WAS SO FUCKING DULL
>>68690361
HNNNG THAT GRANDAMA IS SHAVED CLEAN
NICE
How the fuck did Snektits sisters get onto that boat? And how the fuck do they plan to get back to Dorne when that ship is at the harbor of King's Landing?
MY EYES MY FUCKING EYES
WHAT THE FUCK
>>68690551
Knowing that she is Melisanders, yes
Fucking hell I get they're trying to show what everyones up to but God damn what a lame episode
D&D JUST TROLLED THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE
TOP KEK
/GOT/ BTFO
YOU CALL THAT A FUCKING EPISODE
HALF OF IT WAS RECAPS
>>68690533
FOR YOU.
Poor Stannis. He just keeps getting cucked even after death.
SO THIS IS HOW JON SNOW IS GOING TO BE RESURRECTED.
DID YOU NOTICE THAT ONCE SHE TOOK OFF THE NECKLACE, THE COLOR OF THE RUBY TURNED BLACK AND SHE GOT OLD?
THEY WILL PUT IT ON JON SNOW, MAKING REGAINING THE RUBY'S COLOR AND TURNING HIM ALIVE AGAIN
>>68690595
Same as last season. The Dorne nonsense.
Series status: dropped
>>68690595
>YOU'RE ONE GREEDY BITCH LOL
No confirmation of Stannis
I can have hope for another week
shit episode btw
>>68690533
Because if you don't, some 53 year old faggot on Facebook is going to spoil the books for you.
That's why I'm watching. I'd rather suffer the pain of ruining it myself.
my cock will now be out of service for the next week and a half.
That was shit man. Should have been more on the Wall as that is interesting.
>you waited an entire year for this
>>68690595
Everything in Dorne. The rest of it was more or less expected, but Dorne was far shittier than I could have predicted.
>>68690595
Everything about Dorne.
Trystane even fucking said the one thing that concerned me: "We are family I don't want to hurt you"
WE ARE FAMILY.
FUCKING KINSLAYING DUMBASSES HOLY SHIT.
FUCK RAMSAY, I WANT THE SAND SNAKES TO PAY FOR THAT ATROCITY.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DUDE.
I can't believe that (((they))) ruined this God-damned show.
Where the fuck are the decent male main characters?
Where's CIA? Radmure is in prison, Ned is dead, DA KING IN DA NORF is dead, Gendry is still on his boat and Stannis is apparently dead.
FUCK.
THIS.
SHOW.
>This season is going to be worst and more stupid than Season 5 and 4
They can't keep getting away with it
>>68690507
it changes your appearance
the wildling king uses it in the books and doesnt die
>Even worse dialogue than season 5
>>68690595
Sand sneks
Snek saand
FUCKING SAND SNEKS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Ramsay talking about storming Castle Black
What the fuck.
ROASTIE
O
A
S
T
I
E
considering all this dude quips lmao shit, it shows that D&D are big fans of the Marvel movies
>>68690503
jaime and cersi is always pretty good i think, next ep is gonna be satisfying as fuck
>fuck prophecy
>fuck fate
>fuck your own sister
>>68690617
I already have
Just me or was this honestly like 40 minutes long
D&D are just fucking done, they don't even want to film full episodes anymore or seasons in which to put those episodes
WHY DO THEY KILL THE COOL CHARACTERS? WHY DO THE BORING ONES STILL LIVE? WHY?
>>68690270
Lol, no. He dead, nigga.
>>68690595
the Dorne women, so badly written
>>68689051
>NOTHING HAPPENS: THE SHOW
fuck you, Dabid.
>>68690595
Jaime still being all about Cersie's shit
and
>you're one greedy bitch
Shit premiere for a shit season. No Stannis and D&D fanfic-tier writing. 2/10
>>68690427
She uses magic (the necklace) to look young.
She probably took it off because Snow is dead, Stannis' army is dead, and she's alone with a bunch of murderous fucks so being an old hag makes her less likely to get raped
>>68690595
sand sneks and dany
so pretty much business as usual
>>68690709
D&D unexpectedly living up to the lore of the setting: bastards are acursed and only bring misfortune.
>>68690781
39 minutes once you take out the intro and recap.
it was a shit episode desu
>>68690595
just like last season everything was shit apart from the northern stuff and even that was shit with tumblr the character shit
at least we still have based jon and davos
>>68690186
I rate it: ur such a greedy bitch XD
>>68690726
This. The whole episode i couldn't believe how terrible it was. It makes George's writing look amazing
>>68689051
STRONK WOMYN NOW RULE EVERY SINGLE NATION EVERYWHERE THE EPISODE
HAHAHAHAHA
You D&D faggots waited a year for this fucking trash. D&D BTFO
>>68690702
Kinslayer.
Pretty boring episode, really underwhelming.
>>68690595
fucking dorne
fuck the sand snakes
dorne is ruined
doran is ruined
JAIME IS RUINED FUCKING HELL
Can someone tell me were the fuck is Bronn?
> Thank God you're not a boy anymore. Cause you have no cock.
In a scale of "absolutely disgusting" to "WTF did I just watch?", how bad was it?
that was legitimately the worst season premiere ive seen. just so shit. sand snakes are awful. so little on the only interesting storyline (Castle Black). God, just fucking pitiful.
Please let based Jon be revived in the next episode.
Where the fuck was bran?
I WANT BRAN GOD DAMMIT
so with the death of doran martell , we can call it over the chance of aegon appearing in the show , am i right?
>>68690730
fukken saved
lol look everyone lets type in all caps, act angry, and post reaction images of angry cartoon characters. that will convince everyone that you wont be here same time next week!!!
>>68690669
>yfw they don't res Jon
>yfw Meli just glamours herself to look like him now
D&D IF YOU'RE READING THI S LEMME WRITE THE DORNE DIALOGUE
>>68690806
Why doesn't she bring Jon back to life?
>>68690748
now that Stannis army is dead the only safe place Sansa can go is Castle Black
>>68690595
Lack of north.
THIS WAS A FUCKING SEASON PREMIERE
>>68690630
>How the fuck did Snektits sisters get onto that boat?
That and where Ramsay's dogs went are the big questions here.
God that was autistic
>being surprised that the red WITCH pulled the oldest trick in the book
>I guess she's not going to westeros any time soon wink wink
Lol
Well that was terrible
THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY THINK ANYONE LIKES THE SAND SNAKES
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
So im not the only one that wants to fatten up Dany, right?
We don't fuck Khal's widows
LIKE HELL YOU DON'T
>>68690904
This. I'm just wondering how bad it can get from here.
>>68690709
Holy shit this. Trystane comes out of this episode literally a tragic victim.
>Respectful
>Doesn't lose his shit
>Wants to duel honorably starting with the easier opponent
>Literally says guys I DO NOT WANT TO SEE YOU HARMED LIKE SERIOUSLY
Also wtf was with sand snakes. So Trystane is unguarded and these two what, swim to King's Landing to get him? Just fucking end me
>guys we completely fucked up the Dornish plotline what do?
>lol just kill Doran
These fucking Sand Snakes, if you hate them you'll be a bigot though.
Holy fuck I didn't think Dorne could get worse.
Areo Hotah literally trash. He got instantly killed by a little girl poking him? They didn't even let him take out a few nameless mooks before his pathetic death? And we thought Barry had a bad death.
Holy fuck I'm speechless.
>>68690689
>do you know who struck the killing blow, I would have rewarded him.
He's dead. Move on.
Who is there to care about in this show?
Jon won't be alive for another few episodes.
Arya stopped being cute about 4 seasons ago.
Tyrion is doing literally nothing.
Everyone cool is dead.
>HEY DABID
>DABID, LISTEN
>DABID I WONDER IF DANYS PUSSY HAIR IS WHITE LMAO XD ROFL
Torrent when?
the only good part of the episode was the lord of light theme so i could think of stannis
>>68690595
The fact that Meli took off her necklace and turned old but the bath scene she took it off and nothing.
>>68690806
huge plothole. she's had it off before
>>68690702
>he thought pure D&D fan fiction would be good.
>>68690702
beneath the meme's, the Bitterfeels.
>>68690904
my nigga how am i supposed to talk shit about it if i don't watch it?
>>68690490
pls, she could already done it, instead she went up for a nap.
Well, Caitlyn did spent some days downstream before Dondarrion found her and gave his life for her though....
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68690921
probably took a nap so she could recharge. that or she is suicidal now that all of her heroes are dead
>that's all that happened
>literally a filler episode
>the first episode
>filler
I can't fucking breath. DnD are the biggest hacks on television. JarJar and fucking lost have nothing on this shit show.
ahahahahahahahah.
>Stannis LITERALLY dead
>Jon Snow LITERALLY still dead
>have some epic meme sand sneks lol xD
everyone btfo
>>68690809
Actually you're right, but their motivation and just general characterization completely ruins that pottery and makes it flat and shitty.
Like what, did Ellaria plan this bullshit because she had to kiss his stupid ring? "Waah we have to avenge Oberyn! Let's KILL HIS FUCKING BROTHER AND NEPHEW"
>greedy bitch
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
next episode bran returns. tyrion visits raegel ans viserion. jaime kills high septon. alliser trys to kill davos. arya still blind
>>68690942
she is the oldest trick in the book, and the show
DUDE FUNNY WITTY LINES LMAO
DUDE WYMYN ARE STRONK LMAO
DUDE RACE MIXING LMAO
DUDE COCKS LMAO
>>68690806
>She uses magic (the necklace) to look young.
Someone should post the picture of her taking the bath without it. Laziest writing I've ever seen.
>>68689218
SHOW ME THE FUCKING BODY BRIENNE
>>68690982
Tyrion is stuck in Meereen now, the city of boring shit far removed from everything of relevance.
>>68690615
100% sure I killed one of those in the witcher 3
>>68690921
Because she's never done it before, and because she's having a crisis of faith.
>no Stannis
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
Stannis is quite obviously dead, isn't he?
Imagine if Jon never comes back.
>>68690810
39 fucking minutes? What? Am I the only one who is surprised that they can get away with that?
I've watched cartoons longer than that.
>>68691008
this, basically.
>>68690928
>SonsofCIA: stannis fucked THAT?
kek
>>68690730
the before ass shot was pretty noice too
DUDE WHITE PUSSY LMAO
>>68690978
no body
fuck off
>>68690781
They are probably realizing that since they stopped piggybacking off of George's writing and characters they don't actually have the talent or ability to create a compelling show on their own.
>>68690595
boring dani sequence, muh female murder empowerment, unexplained naked melisandre of no importance so far.
>>68690942
The thing is though there were moments when she didn't have it like the bath scene, So even then waht.
Who honestly thought the Sand Sneks were a good idea?
man, i miss the days when GoT was something worth watching. the only reason left to watch is tits and fucking dragons. sideline Dinklage, the most talented actor of the bunch. swell move. fuck. this show sucks now doesn't it?
>>68690996
Maybe she is capable of changing her form to whatever she wants, regardless of the necklace.
>>68691083
yea i was surprised it ended so fucking early
the intro and recap went on for fucking ever
So how did Ellaria gain control of Dorne?
>>68690982
>darkstar
>>68690968
>Kill characters with potential like Doran and Trystane
>Keep the shitty sand slels who are completely irrelevant
They just keep fucking Dorne over and over what the fuck
>guaranteed 8+ on imdb
Who /literallyonlykeepwatchingforLittlefinger/ here?
>>68691076
>Stannis Dead
>Jon Snow Dead
>No more Incest
>No more rape
>No sex scenes
FUCKING DROPPED
>>68691159
Whoring her slut daughters out.
>D&D knew how boring the episode was they literally put the last scene as an old woman going to sleep
>>68689202
Glad I'm not from turkey: That thing is hideous.
>>68691081
>Stannis is quite obviously dead, isn't he?
He's dead, but Stannis and his army will return for vengeance.
>>68691161
WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE THIS SEMEN DEMON?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>68690957
dude, she's already a walking pig at that point
http://poal.me/wwd10t
http://poal.me/wwd10t
http://poal.me/wwd10t
http://poal.me/wwd10t
>>68691059
I assumed it was just Glamour that she turned off and taking off the necklace was just symbolic of giving up the red
Also
>Some drunk priest can bring back the dead
>Ancient practitioner can't do shit aside from glamour
Is this show proof that Brits cannot act?
WE BELIEVE YOU AND WE DO NOT SLEEP WITH WIDOWS, YOU ARE FREE TO GO.
>>68689989
She's barren you idiot.
>>68690870
"One of the worst things to pass for television I've ever taken the time to watch" tier.
>>68691159
The people want revenge for Oberyn, she says it quite plainly
Do you guys at least think it's better than season 5's season premiere?
It certainly seems like it might be but I phased out most of season 5
>>68691159
shitty writing, in the same way that those two sisters got on the boat despite being on the pier at the end of season 5
>>68691161
look she's got the same necklace on
she old af too
groce
you are all retarded
Melisandre doesn't sleep
She's just depressed
>>68691039
Yeah I'm just saying it's kinda ironic. I do not expect the plot to reflect this accidental reference to lore. Cause I mean, there's absolutely no way they can come out ahead in this. They straight up murdered a Dornish prince, his heir, and a princess of the ruling house. They literally just made enemies of every person within 2000 miles.
>cia nowhere to be found
>stannis ded as fuck
dropped
that was a giant pile of shit. if this is the best they can put out, then this season is going to be hilarious
>fookin women on a horse
>fookin legend from gin alley
>red woman
>40 men of the nights watch
>20 good men
>ramsay shirtless dual wielding 2 swords
>bad pusaiy
>le spinning brown man looking for revenge
Who wins in a fight
>>68691213
which one is the brit?
stream link?
STANNISFAGS BTFO FOREVER
THERE'S NO GOING BACK
So what will happen in Dorne now?
This reaction from you autists is the most predictable thing ever
That episode was pretty great. Based Headey
>>68691116
DUDE, PINK SKIN!!!!
DUDE, BLUE EYES!!!
DUDE, BROWN PEOPLE ARE SAVAGES!!!!
i fucking hate self righteous white television writers. hopefully Jahqo becomes Drogo 2.0, or else DROPPED.
Remember the Red Wedding episode and Robb? Seems like a different show altogether.
>>68691213
nigga charles dance and stephen dillane were by far and away the best in the show, then you have alfie allen and sean bean.
the problem is with child actors who were cast as kids and are growing up in the show. its always a problem.
>>68691178
He looks reallybig
I'll wait for the book
>>68691231
hahaha, oh yeah, that's a pretty big fuck up. how did they not catch that shit?
>>68690963
>murder other khals to take their place on top
BUT WE DON'T HURT THEIR WOMYN HAHAHAHAHA
>>68691218
>>68691159
But wasn't she there? She saw that it was an honorable duel. Would people really flip their shit about an honor duel?
>>68690595
Literally the whole 55 minutes was awful. Every single word uttered out of their mouths. And that ending most of all. An old naked lady? Fucking really?
>>68691269
20 good men + Ramsay
>>68691039
>"Waah we have to avenge Oberyn! Let's KILL HIS FUCKING BROTHER AND NEPHEW"
Seriously, that was really stupid.
Do they really think Oberyn would be super happy for them to kill his brother and nephew?
>>68691161
>post yfw Darkstar finally appears and kills all the Sand Snakes
>>68691209
>>Some drunk priest can bring back the dead
Thought it was kind of an accident in his case.
>>Ancient practitioner can't do shit aside from glamour
Well, that and her shitty fortune telling abilities. By the way, did the show leave out her fireball? I don't remember.
>>68690931
Lollllll they didn't want to show the heroes killing dogs! this fucking show is pussified hard.
>>68690595
Dorne. Julian was too good for that shit storyline.
>>68691285
>being this mad about being born a nigger
>>68691274
>>68691255
What I'm gathering from this assumption is that the night's watch aren't going to be a thing for much longer and all of winterfell is going to be overrun by undead then.
>>68691318
>Would people really flip their shit about an honor duel?
Yes
>>68689372
>>68690222
Yeah that entire scene was so fucking bad, the characters felt so forced too.
>Muh feminism
>yfw Little Finger came and saved Stannis
>>68691331
this. seriously, this.
>>68691281
Nothing. This is the only scene they filmed for the entire season.
>>68691285
>D&D
>white
Here's your reply.
>>68691336
The hero we need
>>68689504
Because only people from Westerons know how to read & write
OH MY GOD SO AWFUL OH MY GOD
Goddamn you people are annoying. Why do you insist on watching the show if it's past saving?
>>68691304
For you
>literally anything with Sand Sneks
holy fucking shit my dudes just end it
>>68691331
HOW ELSE WILL STRONK WOMYN RULE?
>>68691159
Apparently 100% of the guards hated Doran which I find hard to believe
>GRRM rolling in his fat suit
>>68691159
everyone in dorn wants revenge for oberyn
we never see or hear this or anything but it happens and every single house who swore fealty to doran will go along with it
god its fucking retarded
do they even have a plan? tyrells alone could smash them sand niggers.
>>68690617
Fuck yeah, I would. Shapeshifters and decrepit senior citizens are my 1 and 2 top fetishes. Two birds one stone.
it was a good episode in that it was so shit, any desire for me to watch or care about the GoT show anymore is gone.
>>68691269
Does Fookin' Legend have his two daggers and has he been paid seven silvers to kill anyone?
Is there a blog or some shit that just grabs the best shots of mel each season? You faggots don't post her enoughI know this is just going to get people posting the old hag version but I'll take my chances
So, let's be positive for a change. Was there anything good this episode?
Davos and Edd?
>>68691439
Because it's fucking funny.
Did you hear that shitty dialouge? Absolute gold.
>>68691449
Well except Aero Hotah
>>68691178
Me. Him and the Rooster are the only interesting characters left.
i wanna die
>we're supposed to believe that queen of burgers was outside the city for long enough to be discovered by a dothraki horde and then walked who knows how many miles and still looks like the queen of burgers
ebin
>Obara will proclam herself Princess of Dorne
>Dornis nobility wil follow kinslaying bastards gilrs just because D&D are too lazy for develloping them and we will have to assume the five traitors guards are representative of the "people"
>>68690595
Fuck dorne.
Fuck incessant GURRRL power.
Fuck them believing Dany's claim to being Drogo's widow and not raping her on the spot.
Fuck them finding her single ring within all of that shit.
Fuck them putting so little focus on the Jon Snow shit.
Arya is pointless, can we please just drop her plot line.
SO MUCH FUCKING TALKING FOR THE SAKE OF IT.
>>68691474
this
not even memeworthy
>GRRM finishes the last two books
>years from now someone decides to make a faithful adaption and doesn't butcher it all to shit with OC fan fiction
Post yfw GoT will literally be fan fiction tier shit one day
>>68691439
>implying we're not golden boy contrarians who don't secretly enjoy the show
>>68691496
Davos and Cersei scenes tbqh.
Almost like they're actual actors instead of walking memes.
>>68691517
He got oneshotted by hot snek though
>>68691336
That would save this shit season.
>>68690985
215 bongs
>>68690186
nothing happens apart from some women are stronk
>>68691496
The wall stuff is probably the only interesting part of the show right now, again.
>>68691496
north stuff
except its worse now because you have brienne there instead of stannis
Isn't areo supposed to be fucking top tier power ranked motherfucker
>>68691439
I usually defend the show, but this episode was just plain terrible dude. Please tell me what parts of it you thought were enjoyable.
>>68691496
Edd was good. The fight with the Boltons was good aside from the disappearing hounds. The Jorah and Daario segment was ok and could have potential.
>>68691557
>GRRM finishes the last two books
[doubt]
>>68689051
>"i hope you remember how to that axe, my friend"
>dies from a dagger in the back
ebin.
>>68691557
>Post yfw GoT will literally be fan fiction tier shit one day
It already fucking is
>>68691484
Yes and he has enough time before the fight to have a monologue
>people on twitter praising the episode
absolutely fucking disgusting
>>68691542
Stronk women rule every single fucking nation now. Why are D&D so hamfisted with this feminist shit? Do they think Tumblrinas are the only people watching?
>>68691269
Brienne has GURRRRLLLL POWER and armor and has already killed killed 5 of the 20 Good Men.
I doubt any of them really have a chance.
They should just fucking kill dany and the meme sneks already
literally worst characters.
>>68691611
He killed one of the few good kingsguard knights in the books.
>>68691557
>on his death he releases the final book as a gift
I would be fine with that.
>>68691542
Anon please
Like Dany, they won't have the support of the rich and noble, they'll have the support of the common people, and things will go to shit for them just like it's been going in Meereen
>>68690595
dorne
t. beta male who would be dominated by strong dornish women
>>68691496
>2 good dogs
>>68691439
I'm not dropping a show after 5 fucking seasons, no matter how awful it gets
>>68691654
Which is funny as even tumblr hated the shitty sandsnakes.
>>68691653
Well no one got raped, so it was a good day for Twitter.
>>68691703
>three horses and five men in total
>Dornish intellectuals
>>68691647
How?
Does the show differ from the books in any major way yet? I don't mean 'this happened before this in the books'-tier. I mean 'this nigger isn't dead, and this nigger did all the shit the other nigger is being credited with'.
>Sand sneks in KL
>mfw they kill Robert Strong
so how small is the north in the tv show if mel can get back to castle black so quickly and theon tells sansa to go north to the wall by foot
>>68691122
How would they have known he was dead otherwise, if there was no body they'd say "Have they found Stannis' body?"
How empowered did you ladies feel after this episode?
You go girls!! :)
Seeing the absolute state of the writing i'm so glad Stannis is dead.
He doesn't have to suffer anymore.
>>68691496
I always like me some Varys and Tyrion interaction even though they were doing fucking nothing in the SEASON PREMIERE.
Also you guys can shit on me all you like but I really liked Sansa and Theon scene.
Wait what happened to the dogs in that scene anyways?
Did the trained fucking hounds fuck off after they saw Brienne or something?
>>68691649
Then he soloes everyone
>>68690186
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10042112
Theon and Sansa escape, get caught, Brienne of fucking Tarth comes in and slays 20 good men, Podrick major badass in this scene.
Jamie gets blueballed after he sails in a dead Myrcella.
The bad poosy and her madre kill prince Doran. RIP. The other sneks kill his son. (Anyone wondering how the fuck were they in that boat with him??)
Ramsay is a psycho once again.
Jon snow RIP.
Daenerys gets unclothed by a horde of Dothraki hoping to dip their dicks in some white masterrace pussy just to find out that she's wearing the thickest plot armor the good Gods have put on this Earth.
Melisandre gets naked, you start fapping, takes off her necklace and it is revealed that she is a stanky 100 year old grandma and they make you stare at her saggy tits and pussy curtains for 2 minutes.
Blind Arya gets molested by the faceless bitch.
FEATURING SOME OF THE MOST ABYSMAL DIALOGUE IN THE ENTIRE SHOW.
Forgot to say
>spoilers
>>68691663
If 20 good men can fight an army and Brienne can kill 5 of those 20 good men does that mean Brienne can kill 25% of an army? That's pretty OP
>>68691557
That fat fuck ain't finishing shit except light beer and chicken wings.
>>68690615
I remember that Skyrim quest.
>>68689202
bruhzil
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>>68691336
>Trystaine is Dark Star
>>68691496
I really likes the khal guys council, good banter there
>>68690095
It's not that bad
>>68691159
In the show, Doran is apparently an inept and weak ruler who everybody hates. It's not like he was widely loved or respected in the books, but he was one of the cleverer rulers in the series and was playing a long game to bring down the Baratheon/Lannister dynasty. While there may have been discontent among some of the Dornish nobility he still maintained an iron grip on Sunspear and nothing happened without his knowledge or permission.
I think the worst part about the coup in the show is how Areo Hotah literally just stood there and did nothing. One of the greatest warriors in the books, killed by a knife wielded by a tiny woman.
*teleports to westeros*
what was with all the random, out of place looking maesters? dorne had one, ramsay had one, but they looked out of place compared to other maesters we've seen, even their chains looked cheap as fuck.
>everyone who finds Jon's body just happen to be all the loyal NW members
>BOLT THE DOOR THAT WILL STOP THEM
>We're going to completely disregard the zombie invasion thing in Hardhome guys
>>68691557
An animated adaptation is our only hope.
How the fuck did Pod out duel a trained Bolton soldier in full armor?
>>68691743
did you not see blind arya being raped with the phallic objects?
>>68691663
>plot armor*
Messed up that key detail.
i wonder if they will address how the girls got on the boat
>Mellisandre bath scene she had no clothes or necklaces on
D&D are hacks.
The Beyonce Lemonade shit was better than this shit
>>68691795
delete this
>>68691792
kill yourself
t. brazilian
Should I meme-watch the episode? I realised early on that the tv-series was gone to shit.
>>68691805
We're not given an actual timeframe for any of this to have happened and we don't know the distances involved.
>>68691846
For the last time Tristan did not go with to King's Landing.
>>68691805
What a fucking mess
>>68691897
>>68691897
>>68691897
>>68691897
NEW THREAD
>>68691815
They have to awkardly set up the Sam shit
>>68691854
she obviously put her lifespan into the gem on the necklace, that's why it lights up when she takes it off you mongoloid
Why does Davos even give a fuck about Jon, shouldn't he be more worried about finding out what happened to Stannis?
Fuck this episode sucked.
>>68691772
They could be assuming he's dead, until I see his body or his head myself I'm not going to give up
Those are the only things I'll accept
>>68691753
it's hardly the same show anymore senpai
the only things that are relatively the same is danny being out there with the horde and jon being ded
>>68691693
Mereen isn't a feudal state.
And the "common people" would really support someone who killed his own uncle and Nephew for taking the place while kinslaying is one of the worst sin in the Faith of the seven ?
>>68691496
Still no Stannis body
why didn't the asshole night's watch guy just burn down onion man's barn
?
>>68691863
>>68691161
This is one HOT fucking woman. My god, what is it about her that captivates me so? Beautiful eyes and eyebrows, mmm.
>>68691626
The parts in the North.
Really the only thing that struck me as bad was the one Sand Snake's line about being a greedy bitch.
WHERE THE FUCK DID THE HOUNDS GO?!
>>68691753
I was referring to the quality of the writing. I'm pretty sure the plot overtaken the books entirely too.
>>68691920
dude, they showed him on the fucking boat painting eyes to cover his waifu
pay the fuck attention
I-It gets better though, r-right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1TOhAhmdSU&feature=youtu.be
>>68691753
>Does the show differ from the books in any major way yet?
Yeah. Sansa was not supposed to marry Bolton.
>>68690533
For Varys
>>68691920
Where is he when he's killed then? Looks like boat and Doran said Tristain would go with Myrcella
>>68691919
it literally starts right after jon dies
>>68691966
>And the "common people" would really support someone who killed his own uncle and Nephew for taking the place while kinslaying is one of the worst sin in the Faith of the seven ?
In D&D's Dorne, yes.
>>68692031
Obviously they ran off.
>>68690829
Anyone would have to be pretty fucking retarded to think this is a feminist statement. They're dishonourable backstabbing bitches, hardly a flattering portrayal of females.
The original plot was actually more feminist taking into account they wanted to crown Myrcella.
>>68691753
Far, far, too many differences to count. The most egregious are:
>Sansa being in The North (she never goes there and is currently in a plot to marry into The Vale and reclaim her home as opposed to marrying the Boltons)
>Jaime/Dorne (he never goes there and becomes kinda like his dad, putting down pockets of rebellion throughout the North)
There are more, but someone has a note of the differences.
>be me
>have heard of song of ice and fire but dropped first book because that shit was boring
>find show
>way better watching an hour at a time
>actually go through all the seasons
>like the show even though everyone says it sucks
>am excited for this new season because fuck grrm's slow lazy ass anyway, he's been working on these tv-tier novels for literally two decades and isn't done yet
> Snake bitches standing behind Dorien's wife on the pier, give her the anti-poison
> Ship is visible far off the coast
> Snake bitches suddenly on the ship and kill Tristane
????
>>68691846
Of course not you silly fuck.
>>68691920
Your fucking attention span is short as fuck.
He stayed on the boat painting eyes for his waifu while Jaime sailed onshore with his daughter's body.
>>68692009
Her name is Ania Buckstein if you wanted to jack off
>>68691442
>le looks big
>le for you
That joked stopped being funny after the 1000th time.
>>68689202
homer
That Trystan scene was fucking weird, it looked like he was on a boat.
Like did he leave on a later boat without Jamie? But that still makes no sense because why would he be painting the eye things.
>LOOKS LIKE WE WONT BE GOING TO WESTEROS ANY TIME SOON!
LOL
>YOU'RE SO GREEDY
LMAO
>ID LIKE SOME MUTTON TOO
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>FEED HER TO THE DOGS IM STILL EVIL LOL
LOOOOOOOOOOL
THANK YOU D&D THANK YOU WE'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT
>>68689787
>amerifat trying to banter about any other country being fat
I can feel your gravitational pull from here
>>68692227
>tfw i just realised i get diamond boners for jewish women
this is very conflicting with my nationalsocialist conviction but okay
>>68691496
>brienne swearing her oath to sansa
>theon figuratively growing some balls again
>podrick kicking ass
>davos not telling alliser that he's a fucking cunt cuz he's smart and doesn't wanna die just yet
>jaime swearing revenge with cersei
>tyrion and varys back together again
>at least SOME kind of hint of an upcoming plot twist involving melisandre's powers/jon/ghost
may have missed a few things
>>68692145
And why the fuck didn't Jamie turn around to try get help? Why sail all the way to King's Landing?
>>68691159
D&D logic. Don't bother, it doesn't make sense.
Is GoT the best comedy in the TV right now?
>>68691805
That stupid plot hole aside, why did Jaime just leave Trystane on the ship for no reason? Shouldn't he be an important hostage?
>>68692361
He was on the ship with Jaime but stayed behind while the Myrcella party went to shore.
Then suddenly the fucking snakes teleport from dorne
>>68691805
>implying dorne isn't already part of westeros
nigga learn to geography
>>68691759
DELETE THIS
>>68689504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_sZ4DmUCw4
Literally D&D
>>68692031
hahaha, that was my thought, too! they're so rabid and vicious they ran away? wtf? man, this show has blown the coop.
>>68691762
actually yeah no
Winterfell is like weeks away
>>68691496
Red's tits were on point
they even managed to fucking ruin those though holy shit
>>68690533
Jamie
Cleganebowl
>>68691338
Thoros azor ahai confirmed
>>68691159
They didn't cast Ariane? She's Doran 1st born, the seat should be hers, then the remaining, if there are children of Doran.
HOW THE FUCK DID THOSE SAND SNAKES GET ON THE BOAT
>>68691792
Viu dublado anon?
>>68691283
>based headey
Congratulations, you noticed the ten percent of the episode that wasn't shit.
>>68690921
because he cant wake up
>>68692482
Maybe Trystane and the sneks got on another ship a little while after Jaime left? Then again, in that case, why wasn't Trystane on the same ship as Myrcella? And why didn't he see her off with Doran, Ellaria and the sneks?
>>68691260
Don't wanna sound like I'm defending D&D because they made some pretty retarded choices, but what's even more retarded are you people, who expect everything exciting to go down in the first fucking episode.
>>68691805
*it was a hologram*
>>68693320
>implying people aren't complaining about the cringeworthy dialogue, shitty story developments, wasted characters, or disappearing hounds
Nice try DABID.
>>68692482
It would have been way better if Jaime had just snapped and killed Tristane in a blind rage when Mycella died.
Then, back in Dorne, the Sand Snakes could sneak in and kill Doran in the middle of the night and blame it on the Lannisters.
It would still be boring, because Dorne, but at least it wouldn't be insulting to the viewer..
>>68691786
Good summary.
>>68692082
He's on the ship dude. Jamie sailed into the bay with a smaller boat carrying Myrcella's body while Trystane stayed on their ship painting eyes and whatnot.
Perhaps Jamie thought it would be a good idea to wait a bit before he introduces him to Cersei other than being like: "Hey Cersei, here's your daughter, she's dead. Got murdered by the sand niggers. Ah, and here's their prince, he's gonna have a place in the small council now."
Which begs the question - how the fuck did the sand sneks get on that ship when we clearly see the ship sailing far while they're still on the pier.
>>68691611
yup, but >Gurrrl Powwrrr is in a tier of its own apparently
