http://www.sltrib.com/blogs/cricket/3813918-155/ryan-reynolds-donates-5000-to-brewvies
Ryan Reynolds donates $5000 to the cinema which violated a Utah law by showing Deadpool
>>68679479
Fuck Utah.
>The Utah Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control last week cited Salt Lake City's Brewvies Cinema Pub for violating state liquor law by showing nudity and simulated sex in a place that serves booze.
Lets get this shit started
>Utah
>>68679479
Fuck Utah
>Utah
>not being an un-American shithole
Utah is actually really awesome. It's the one state which actively opposes degeneracy and upholds moral behavior. You won't find criminal gangs robbing, looting, and murdering in Utah. You won't find many bad people here. You won't find blue-haired tattooed young women in Utah. You won't find multiculturalism in Utah. What you will find is moral Christian families.
Deadpool or upstanding families? I know which I'd choose.
>>68682764
>Christian
you spelled Mormons wrong, dick.
>>68682764
Cultists being bilked by a dead con man are not Christians, Elder.
>>68682764
Sure LDS magic pants defense guy. Fuck you, fuck Utah. Take your teetotatling ass back to your mega church.
>>68682764
>>68682764
>religion brainwashing or movies
I pick movies.
>>68682764
http://www.utahpridefestival.org/
>>68682764
>Deadpool
>Mormons
Necromantic baptisms are tempting, but I'll take the D, hard.
Is Deadpool the only patrician capeshit?
>>68683030
IS Deadpool the only MEEEMEEEE MAYMAY?
>>68683013
kino!
>>68683055
Tell that to Zod's snapped neck.
>>68682764
>Christian
Thanks for the laughs.
>Mormons
am i on reddit?
>tfw live in a state that's worse than Utah (Wyoming)
>>68679479
>>68683013
It's against the law there to show Deadpool? That's stupid. I'm Mormon and living in California, and I didn't watch DeadPool, but they shouldn't make it illegal. It's their choice of they want to see it.
>>68679479
Utah sucks.
>>68682764
You won't find anyone in Utah. On account of it being a state not worth living in.
>>68683224
It wasn't written on golden tablets, no can do little buddy.
>stuffed ballot boxes for Ted Cruz
Thanks but no thanks, there is no place for Utah in the American future. The LDS also attacked Americans, they are unamerican as fuck.
>>68682764
>Utah is actually really awesome. It's the one state which actively opposes degeneracy and upholds moral behavior.
fuck off back to /pol/ crossie
>>68683224
It's only illegal to show nudity or simulated sex in theaters that have showers, singles only policies, or those that allow patrons to bring anvils
>>68683318
Enjoy your America where grown men share the same bathroom as your daughter, Trumpfaggot.
U T A H
>>68679479
Fucking utah, the land where we stopped driving the mormons into the sea.
>>68683607
You know women's restrooms have stalls, right?
>>68682764
>Utah is actually really awesome. It's the one state which actively opposes degeneracy and upholds moral behavior.
You're going to hell for browsing 4chan.
>>68682764
There's plenty of blue haired girls, multiculturalism and gangs in Utah.
>>68683055
Snyderlards on suicide watch.
>>68683550
I can bring my falcon though, right?
>>68683171
I wouldn't doubt it.
>>68683823
But why would he need an anvil?
>>68683318
>there is no place for Utah in the American future
interracial breeding grounds to restore their genetic damage, preferably in visible stadiums where Elder Josiah has to watch his daughter-wife get bred by the most disgusting bulls imaginable
>>68679479
Reminder that The Expanse has Mormons funding their own Space Ark, and they can't even get that to work out right.
>>68683922
You tell'm ginger-cuck
>>68683055
MUH PRESHUS TOOTH GRITTING
NURRR NO DANCE NUMBERS I DEMAND ONLY SERIOUS MEN IN LEOTARDS
>>68682764
i used to think religious people were sheep. i've realized that even if they believe in a whole lot of stupid shit they actually have the most productive and safe society and the best culture for leading a good life
makes me wish i had faith
>>68683955
hey, they indirectly get to help save humanity..
well not really they totally miss but still they tried. or err..it was stolen from them and they tried to use it to save humanity and faceplanted and then miller allah snackbars himself
>>68682764
>What you will find is moral Christian families
you're Christians like pod people are people, just fucking admit that you're inbreds who follow a completely unreadable parody of a biblical text and desperately wish it were the 1950s again
>>68679479
>obvious publicity stunt to generate additional revenue for muh meme movie
Ryan pls go
Based Reynolds
>>68683989
same here.
Pretty liberal atheist sick of the direction progressives are heading. My cousin moved his family to this little Christian town near Birmingham, Alabama, saying they actually have prayer in their kids school, and I want to move my family there, and I'm like what's happening.
>>68684014
None of which was the point of spending literal billions to build the largest spaceship ever made by human hands. Nauvoo is their Tower of Babel v2.0
>>68684057
>utah ever helping hollyjews
Anon pls, be reasonable
>>68683989
Being easily duped isn't "the good life." These people pay through the nose for now easily led they are.
>>68684057
> REEEE SHILL SHILL SHILL EVERYWHERE IS LIKE /v/
> WHY ISN'T EVERYONE WEARING THE FUCKING SUNGLASSES
please enlighten us benighted proles, sempai
>>68684092
>Birmingham, Alabama, saying they actually have prayer in their kids school
the schools they refuse to pay for with taxes, truly god's land where it's great if you're white
I'm sure you're really atheist and not at all some /pol/ack
>>68682764
#triggeredOverMasterbationJokes
>>68682764
This is hilarious.
>>68684092
i grew up in an atheist leftist family. i don't know if its age or just the insane sjw shit all over the internet these days but i'm starting to go full conservative.
like i'm actually considering going to church even though i'm an atheist
>>68683955
That has Jane in it, is it any good?
>>68684210
>I'm sure you're really atheist
How so? I'm anonymous. I suppose I could be lyingbut I'm not.
>>68684266
> leftist
I was raised by liberals who still believed you had to get a fucking job and contribute to society, you were raised by fucktards and it sounds like you didn't fall too far from the tree if you think HUR DUR BE STAN SMITH NOW is your intelligent conclusion
>>68684266
sure anon, and I'm going to grow wings and start flying around town.
you're already here bud, accept you're fucked and if you think someone else is moral and here..I got a bridge to sell you or some subprime interest loans for sale.
>>68684266
depending on the church, it can be fun for socializing or whatever. I've thought about it too.
>>68684283
The Expanse is fucking great anon.
>leftist beta cuck supports people breaking the law
wow who would have thought!
>>68684266
>i'm actually considering going to church
find a UU church and have your mind blown by how they have actual values despite not insisting you believe in gawd
>>68684432
tbf that law sounds really retarded.
It sounds like it's aimed at strip clubs, but they made the law so vague, it includes movies with a few seconds of nipples.
>>68684548
Doesn't matter. You don't get to pick and choose which laws you get to obey.
>>68684432
> LOOK MOM I PUT 3 BUZZWORDS IN A ROW, IT'S PRACTICALLY SCRABBLE no seriously come look mom I'm accepted somewhere finally
here's your (You)
>>68679479
awful movie,smug self aware bullshit,1/10 capeshit that tried way to hard and failed hard
>>68684354
you don't know me and yet you're flinging ridiculous insults so i'm just going to call you an idiot.
>>68684358
i've been here for over 10 years. morality can be learned. new behavior and habits can be learned. we can heal our 4chan sickness some day with effort i'm sure.
>>68684383
>>68684491
i'm going to check in to it right now family members
>>68684584
>and failed hard
All you had to say was "I didn't see it" and you'd have embarrassed yourself less
>>68684568
That's not true. There may or may not be consequences, but everyone chooses which laws to obey.
>>68684630
Good goy. Be sure to vote for comrade sanders
>>68684584
>good guy to play a superhero
>hot chicks
>decent story
>some okay fights
It is a solid cape flick, and I don't understand what you mean by it failing, it was incredibly successful.
>>68684615
wut?
movie was pure pish
whats wrong with saying it failed hard? faggot
>>68684614
no you can't, my cousins who were raised to not swear or excessively party, go to church, have a 2.5 kid family and generally always do the right thing and never jay walk? they have been that way since they were born. People that do not color outside the lines either stay that way or rebel in ways that conform to their not coloring outside the lines.
I can't tell you how many times I've seen this shit and it never matters. You are who you are. no book is going to change that.
>>68684663
I absolutely voted for Sanders in the Georgia primary.
>>68684615
This. It was good, albeit way too short.
>>68684700
from the moment the first "ouch my balls" jokes started it off i got the vibe i might not like it,by 10 mins i fucking hated the guy and all the morons in the audience who sounded like beavis and butthead.
>>68684745
>breaks box office records
>lauded by critics and audiences
By what yardstick do you measure failure, anon?
>>68684700
never seen that actor in anything before but i will avoid him for evermore ,it wasn't even funny-dumb ot was just dull and dumb
Why does Utah exist?
>>68684857
It wasn't serious enough for him anon. He needs it to be all grim and dark and rough in all the right places with just enough rippling muscles and body suits about..
wow I need to stop that was just too gay.
>>68684857
artistic failure
dumb people like dumb things
>>68684837
What exactly were you Deadpool-haters hoping for when you purchased your tickets?
Try to be less vague than "something gud" or "laughs"
What kind of superhero comicbook comedy were you expecting, and how did Deadpool let you down exactly?
>>68684422
Same as Utah.
>>68684934
>When Utah applied for statehood again, it was accepted. One of the conditions for granting Utah statehood was that a ban on polygamy be written into the state constitution. This was a condition required of other western states that were admitted into the Union later. Statehood was officially granted on January 4, 1896.
>>68684779
maybe i'll remain an unscrupulous scoundrel at heart but maybe having some kind of moral guidance from a community church could benefit my family. i'm thinking about the next generation
>>68685003
I knew nothing of it at all before i went other than "it was meant to be pretty good"
>>68684939
>wow I need to stop that was just too gay.
he said, covered in cum
>>68685152
>>68685248
I'm in that thread too
this is you, right?
>>68685123
>>68684857
I love this pic so much.
>>68685392
yeah
>>68682921
Good goy.
>>68683989
Christianity has been verrified as true time after time, and there is more evidence for belief in Christ than Atheism.
The Historical Reliability of Gospels:
https://www.scribd.com/doc/191907732/Craig-L-Blomberg-the-Historical-Reliability-of-Gospels
Polish Eucharistic Miracle confirmed recently:
http://www.ncregister.com/daily-news/polish-eucharistic-miracle-approved-by-bishop-amid-nations-1050th-anniversa/
Shroud of Turin is a scientific wonder, and has been verified as authentic:
http://www.hprweb.com/2016/03/the-shroud-of-turin/
Atheism has always been used to undermine Western values and make people easier t exploit. Russian Revolution, perfect example.
>>68684266
Find a Traditional catholic or Orthodox Church.
>>68684491
Unitarians are all communists. Their entire denomination is dying because all they have are watered-down values.
>>68687134
wew lad
>Illegal to show meme-tier Jewish Propaganda
Based Utah.
Fucking faggots mad about this.
daily reminder that the US government is is controlled Mormons majority in congress
>>68683168
Are those testicles?
>>68684432
I agree! Let's show those libruls the law by making more gun laws, taxes, and corporate regulations!
you're a retard
>>68684092
>>68683989
Listen guys, if you guys wanna be religious, good for you, god bless. But for the love of fucking god don't be /pol/tard crybabies and start fining movies for showing tits you cuckservatives
>>68679479
>good guy reynolds
How do you do, fellow internet goers?
Fuck off, meming outsider.
>>68682764
>moral
>christian
Pick one and only one
>>68682764
>genuine fundies on 4chan
what a time to be alive
>>68683955
OMG XD
IS THIS..
IS THIS LIKE
A WARHAMMER 40K SPACESHIP LOL!
>>68682764
Moral fag on 4chan. Fucking why
>>68683989
Are you fucking retarded? Go to the Middle East or Africa where religion is law and see how much fun it is you delusional fucking moron
>>68682764
>Mormons
>Christian
Pick only one.
>>68685401
If you love it so much why don't you marry it.
>>68688591
Get off my site newfag.
>>68688087
>>68688374
No, I don't agree agree with that bullshit at all. The more tits the merrier.
It's the BLM, SJW, feminist bullshit a lot of liberals are sick of. Yeah, gays should be allowed to marry and guns are way too fucking easy to get, but BLM should be disregarded for the divisive and violent apeshittery that it is, and colleges need to stop pushing third wave feminism on everybody.
I had an idea for a new motto/slogan for Utah.
>Utah: the skiing is good, though.
>>68690166
BLM is just an extension of the racism within the "black community". Blacks are by far the most racist and group-oriented people in the country.
>>68682764
is this fucking real hahahahaha
>>68682764
Based Mormons.
No degeneracy allowed in Utah.
No racemixing.
No gangs.
I can go to the market at 11 pm and not fear for my life.
College roasties are not pampered for making bad decisions.
Houses are cheap.
Based state desu.
>>68693424
enjoy going to church 6 times a week you cuck
>>68693424
>I can go to the market at 11pm.
And buy what? Not porn, alcohol, or R-rated movies.
Maybe you need an emergency rosary and replacement Mormon underwear.
>>68679479
Utah is awesome because it has badass mormon chicks who love to fuck, has a great landscape for hiking, and is right next to Colorado if you want to smoke weed.
Literally a top tier state.
>>68682764
You've been probably been told this already but fuck off faggot.
>>68698555
>>68698440
>badass mormon chicks who love to fuck
>mfw imagining the Mormon girls desperate for a lay since their prudish boyfriends want to save it for marriage
Now you make me want to move to Utah and cuck some Mormon stooge, anon.
>spend the winter working in Utah
>hop on Tinder just for kicks
>literally 7 out of 10 women are single Mormon mothers
>"I just want a man who knows how to treat a lady"
>>68679599
Sorry you're thinking of the /sp/ board friend fatvirgins are not aware of this meme
>>68698440
The real world isn't the Entourage.
>>68689311
You have no one to blame but /pol/.
>>68682764
Everything I learned about Utah I learned from this
>>68704538
Matthew Lillard is too underrated.
Aside from a few archaic laws, Utah is filled with a lot of nice people tbqh.
And it's not all raving Mormons here. There are some religious people and some non religious people.
Admittedly they can be suffocating behind closed doors.
>>68705827
And the skiing us good.
