Why are Snake movies so comfy?
>>68677021
There's only two and they range from OK to good.
>>68677084
LA being good. I agree.
>>68677204
I ain't even mad
>>68677204
>LA being good
Spotted the pleb.
>>68677021
I thought he was dead.
>>68677281
LA worked because it didn't take itself as seriously as Escape From NY while they didn't change Snake's character to fit being less serious tone.
>>68677281
Escape from L.A is one of the most entertaining action comedies of the 90's. You have to be an uptight faggot to not appreciate the fun.
>>68677021
Shame that Hollywood hadn't come around to the idea of a "cinematic universe" back in the 80s, as this would have been a great choice.
Did he fuck Carjack Malone?
>>68677311
I thought he would be taller.
>>68677442
And what the fuck happened in Cleveland?
Daily reminder of the 8-minute deleted opening scene's existence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlken5NO7Ew
>>68677827
I thought he would be a Big Guy
I always appreciated how Snake sees a woman being raped in EFNY and he just keeps walking not giving a fuck.
They're terrible but that's what makes them great.
>>68679198
Eh, it's New York
>>68679242
t. millennial
>>68677345
snake realises he's in a parody of the first one and just goes along with it
>>68679242
a wild hipster faggot appears!
>>68679242
go watch le room or sharknado
>>68677418
You can still have that in comics anon.
>>68679242
Fuck off, plen.
>>68680863
give me your lunch money, nerd
>>68681146
Fuck you.
>>68681350
just fucking with you, bro, chill!
that's a cool book you got there. wanna eat tendies at check out my old dark horse godzillas after school?
>>68681653
>old dark horse godzillas
Give me YOUR lunch money, nerd!
>>68677418
>that skinny as arm
kek
>>68683397
j-just kidding, brah, I-I got... bitches to netflix and chill after class anyway.
laterz
>>68683878
>not having read the novelization and knowing Snake lives on amphetamines to keep himself awake and sharp
wew pleb
>that synthy rock soundtrack
God damn, watching Escape from L.A. for the first time in about ten years. The effects in the opening are still pretty good.
>ghost of Mars was originally another snake plissken movie
>studio wanted ice cuck instead of based Kurt
>snake becomes desolation Williams
>movie does terrible
>ice cuck bad mouths it and carpenter later on
>carpenter calls it quits due to the terrible reception
I still like ghost of Mars but escape from Mars with snake would have been amazing
>>68685176
Anything with Snake would be amazing.