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>Katie Holmes And Jamie Foxx Marriage Confirmed: Is Tom Cruise Angry?
http://www.thebitbag.com/katie-holmes-and-jamie-foxx-marriage-confirmed-is-tom-cruise-angry/148292
He cares little for Earthly pleasures while Xenu's machinations still rule this planet
As shit as this board is, it isn't a fucking gossip board.
JUST KEK MY SHIT UP
Tom bangs Katie Holmes, impregnates her, she is now out of her prime, no work and Jamie Foxx has to look after his Wife's daughter.
lel
>>68671204
Foxx is literally the cuck in this situation
>>68671204
Holy shit, the case of The Mummy is real!
Like tom gives a fuck lmao
>Foxx kills Cruise in Collateral
>Cruise retaliates by forcing Foxx to marry his ex-wife and raise his children
Jesus Tom, that's going way too far
>>68671204
Disapointed in Foxx desu
>marrying a roastie
>raising another's man child
lel
Tom got cucked, make no mistake about it
who is tom with now?
>>68671333
lmao
>>68671204
>Blacked
JUST
>>68671333
Does this mean they cucked each other?
>>68666666
Just checking who got it
>>68671204
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
How can we bring down this lunatic? He wins every time without any effort at all. Call him a lunatic, and you can't help liking him in the new and old movies he does. Why is he so charming and charismatic?
C U C K O L D definition from wikipedia:
In evolutionary biology, a Cuckold is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.
>>68671333
Unbruisable
>>68671264
I'll take shitty celebrity gossip over BANE?! and the threads where kids fight over marvel vs dc any day.
>>68671734
there is absolutely no one on the planet qualified to post this about tom cruise
>>68671734
>>68671732
>>68671661
Are you retarded? Foxx is going to raising Tom's little girl, and Tom used to fuck his future wife.
>>68671861
>In evolutionary biology, a Cuckold is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.
WTF is wrong with Jamie Foxx?
The nigga is still good looking & in his prime.
WHY THE HELL WOULD HE SETTLE FOR A 40 YEAR OLD WASHED UP DIVORCEE WITH A CHILD?
Fucking based Dicaprio is on a yacht fucking 20year olds.
Fucking Tom Cruise is in scientology orgys fucking 20 year old boys.
Fucking jamie fox maries a washed up hag and has to raise AND pay for another man's child.
WTF is wrong with Jamie?
>>68671861
>unwittingly
foxx might be stupid, but not that stupid.
>>68671204
>>68671333
>being C U C K E D by the GOAT
Fucking based cruise
That's a gal who can't stop making poor life choices.
>>68671956
Imagine being the new "nigger dad" that has to live with her and be the disciplinarian.
Then your fun dad is Tom Fucking Cruise who sweeps by once or twice a month to shower her with gifts.
"fuck you nigger, my real father is Tom Crusie!"
>>68671861
>implying Foxx isn't grooming her for the BBC
cruise control may as well have prepped the bull
She's starting to turn into gollum. Cruise knows when to bail.
Didn't Foxx already say this was not true and he is just friends with Holmes?
>>68671705
He just calls up Miscavige's people and women are sent to him.
>>68671956
i wouldn't put it past foxx to be stupid enough to have no understanding of how biology and reproduction actually works
>>68672050
Hello beautiful
>>68672054
>man and a woman
>friends
kek
>Interracial and cuckold are now synonymous on porn sites thanks to 4chan
WEW LAD
>>68672054
>platonic frienships
>>68671333
>>68671333
CRUISE CONTROL
>>68671734
FUCK
>>68671861
>In evolutionary biology, a Cuckold is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.
What the fuck is jamie foxx thinking?
Hot ass in hollywood is literally a dime a dozen.
Not to mention hot ass without having kids and psycho mental baggage. (holmes)
This has to be one of he worst decisions in Foxx's life.
Maybe Holmes has a magic pussy or something... cuz that nigger is whipped.
>>68671306
How is Cruise the cuck ? Foxx is the cuck if anything since he will raise his wife's daughter.
>>68672054
i wouldn't trust celebrities more than i trust gossip sites.
>>68671333
CAN'T BRUISE THE FUCKING CRUISE
HE WINS EVEN IF HE LOSES
>>68672160
>cuz that nigger is whipped.
Typical American and Muh Heritage.
>>68671333
>Jo wassup dis ma wife's daughter *smacks his nigger Django lips
KEK! Nigger got cucked by a white manlet.
>>68672047
>Then your fun dad is Tom Fucking Cruise who sweeps by once or twice a month to shower her with gifts.
>"fuck you nigger, my real father is Tom Crusie!"
Growing up in a divorced family, I can tell you Tom is going to come out the Hero and Jamie will be forever the villian...
Jamie Foxx just bought himself a life of taking shit from spoiled white girls.
>>68672054
>single, man
>single, 40+ woman
>just friends
never in the history of the universe
>>68671661
>not knowing what cucked means
tom cruise left her after she lost her looks, now foxx has to raid tom's kids. foxx got cucked by cruise.
filth.
>>68672160
Negros operate on a different level. They are attracted to the type of white girls we wouldn't even touch with a broom handle.
>>68671893
>implying there are even close to as many bane threads as there are shitty gossip threads
>>68671734
Listen bitch, on your best day, your graduation day, your marriage day, the day you lost your virginity, you were more JUST than Tom Cruise on his worst day.
so how does alimony work when your ex gets remarried?
>>68671468
It's like poetry.
>>68672160
Pretty much all Hollywood stars have past marriages and kids. And he's not going to have a relationship with a non-celeb - that's how you get a gold digger (which Jamie knows all about LOL GET IT SENPAI?)
>>68672224
>now foxx has to raid tom's kids
>raid
Oooooh, now I get his game plan....
>EVER raising another man's child
>>68672048
>You = making assumptions
>Me = stating facts
>facts, foxx is stuck raising someone else's girl, foxx marrying someone else's ex wife, foxx is marrying a 40 year old former hollywood star
anon, just accept defeat in front of pure logic. cruiseable is unbruisable...
>>68672160
>This has to be one of he worst decisions in Foxx's life.
Guy with 2 step daughters here weighing in... eventually your daughters will come around to "like" you, but it will never be the same as with their real father.
Sometimes I am very angry because I have given my life to these girls but they still treat me as just "some guy sleeping with their mom."
>>68672211
>Jamie Foxx just bought himself a life of taking shit from spoiled white girls
Lucky bastard
>>68672047
>"fuck you nigger, my real father is Tom Cruise!"
if he's mad about it then yes, he is the cuck
>daughter grows up
>she's getting married
>"i want my real dad to walk me up the aisle"
>>68672302
sauce
>>68672339
You ever sniff their panties?
>>68672048
>the mental gymastics these fucking retards have to pull to defend their nigger masters
You don't even qualify as a subhuman
>>68672054
more importantly, didn't we already establish he's gay
>>68672419
been there. done that.
It's soul crushingly painful to give so much of yourself to someone who is not your child, but have them resent you for it cause you're not their "real dad."
>>68672211
cruise is now the cool dad.
>>68672482
>been there. done that.
but why
>>68672172
Sure he will raise the daughter and not just pay a nanny he'll also fuck
>you j-jealous tom?
>>68672339
>I have given my life to these girls but they still treat me as just "some guy sleeping with their mom."
so sleep with them
>>68672610
Don't talk to him or his wife's son ever again.
>>68672339
Yeah. As a step dad you get all the responsibilities of a father with none of the respect.
>>68671333
AHAHAHAHA CANT BRUISE THE CRUISE
>>68671705
I forget his name
>>68672610
Honestly you go in hoping for the best, that the children will eventually to grow to respect, and even love you. Maybe not right away, but eventually....
But to tell you the truth, it seems like more families stay broken... very few step families will find common ground and be as close as their real families.
>>68672625
[sweating profusely]
>>68671204
Why is she marrying another obviously gay man?
>>68671333
GROUND CONTROL
TO MAJOR TOM
>>68671333
What does he even see in her? Like isn't she like full JUST mode now? Like worse looking than the chick that replaced her in TDK?
>>68671950
>in his prime.
>pushing 50
Pick one.
>>68672697
>>68671204
I FUCKING HATE THIS GUY!
he is the kind of person that simply can't be bruised. the worst part is, he doesn't even try, it comes naturally to him.
THAT'S IT! im joining scientology! hail xenu
katie is an expert beard
Man gets cucked by his co-star, does anyone notice?
>>68672625
no just having the best time of my life, make sure to take care of my daughter.
Jamie Foxx is a pretty big Bro.
Who cares who he marries?
>>68672756
>Like worse looking than the chick that replaced her in TDK?
No, but she's getting there.
>>68672885
>>68672787
Are you kidding?
50 yo male in Hollywood is nothing.
Foxx could easily pull hot ass if he wanted to.
Which makes this decision all the more perplexing.
Why would you want such HIGH PROFILE SLOPPY SECONDS?
He could have married a no name 40 yo divorcee with kids and nobody would give a shit.
But the fact that he will now be raising Tom Cruise' child is like he's asking for this negative attention.
CAN'T DENY THE LAST SAMURAI
>>68672885
Well helloooo beautiful
>>68672885
>when you're hetero and you'd rather bang Jake
>>68671204
>Her daughter, 10 years old, which is actually a fucking asshole insane girl, will be raised by an interracial couple now
oh boy
Also, it's Jamie Foxx revenge
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msw6uwsvrfs
>>68671333
Biggest publicly known cuck in hollywood?
>nigger has to raise white man's children
isn't this supposed to be the other way around
>>68672885
>>68672050
>they're both turning into the joker
I can't believe the pottery. Bravo Nolan, bravo.
>>68672885
Jesus how is based jake gyllenhaal related to that thing?
>>68672159
Norm?
If they get married they'll be divorced within a year.
>>68671906
>>68671921
>>68672258
Don't you have some hot auditing sessions to do, fags?
>>68672961
>He could have married a no name 40 yo divorcee with kids and nobody would give a shit.
>But the fact that he will now be raising Tom Cruise' child is like he's asking for this negative attention.
My theory is holmes has some sort of super-pussy.
We all know the reason it didn't work on Tom, but boy, is Jamie whipped.
>>68671204
He can't see his kid and she chose a nigger over him and jaime is such a racist piece of shit that I wish he could see this post.
So while you people do your mental gymnastics, his woman left him and took his kid and he can't see them.
Any male that loses his children isn't something to look up to.
>>68671333
>nigger gets cucked
TOPKEK
CANT BRUISE THE CRUISE!
>turning down what would've been the biggest gig of your life
Didn't help that Tom literally drained the life force out of her.
>>68671333
trips and the truth
>>68672739
Like most women she hates sex.
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>>68671333
Literally unbruiseable
>>68673322
unless you are tom cruise.
the last action hero.
>>68673047
I like Foxx. Knowing he will marry Katie, and seeing this video makes me feel so sad for him. He has been bruised by Cruise at every step of his life.
Can someone help me feel better by sharing me a story where the absolute GOAT, Tom Cruise gets bruised? It can be a little scratch too. I just want to know that bastard can bleed too.
>>68673322
>Any male that loses his children isn't something to look up to.
Who says Tom is losing his kid?
Do you have any experience in divorced families?
Tom Cruise will get to visit ever 2 weeks with assloads of gifts and be "fun dad."
Jamie has to pay for her, has to raise her, and he'll get no respect cuz he's "nigger dad" and not "real dad."
>>68673414
Imagine you're a father, I know something that probably won't happen. Now imagine the state awarding your children to the woman.
Said woman goes and shacks up with jaime foxx.
yeah.. your kid is now being raised by jaime foxx...
>>68673440
His kid is being raised by jaime foxx.
>>68673440
You're acting like they're not all multi-millionaires. That kid is probably raised by a nanny and Tom and Katie just hang around and participate in the fun parts of being a parent.
>>68671333
TAKE THAT NIGGERS. YOU'RE IN THE KEKSHED NOW!
>>68673514
When the girl grows up and marries a nigger, Tom will be officially cucked.
>>68671204
Cruise missile still on course.
Based Cruise manages to turn black alphas into cucks
>>68673440
Basically, Tom gets to have a kid, doesn't have to pay for her, doesn't have to raise her, and gets all of her love.
Shit. I'd be thrilled to have some cuck pay for and raise my kids, and they love me even more for it since I'll get to be "fun dad."
Jesus, I can't believe that she's not even 40 years old. Wtf.
>>68673569
Considering he hates white people, that is a distinct possibility, just like mommy.
>>68671333
Absolute madman!
WE GOT YOU DONALD, THE CRUZ TRAIN IS STILL CHUGGING.
>>68673608
I'm honestly so shocked, I thought she would be closer to 50 at least. What is Foxx thinking??
>>68672885
she looks like she's 60
>>68673582
>>68673608
>>68673665
holy kek
>>68673591
"Tom Cruise is believed to have not seen his daughter Suri for around 800 days.
According to a new report from the US, the 53-year-old actor has not spent time with his nine-year-old daughter for over two years - or 26 months - due to his involvement in controversial religion Scientology."
>>68673672
>look her up
>38 years old
I was guessing like 48 at least.
I'd say Tom Cruise pretty much wins here.
>katie holmes looks like pic related now
>tom cruise banged her while she was still young and hot
>tom cruise still looks like tom cruise
>tom cruise can now fuck younger, prettier women (probably was while he was married)
>tom cruise is still in hit films
>katie holmes ain't been in shit
>>68671906
>>68672258
SIDF, go away.
>>68672218
>mfw she's not even 40
wew
>>68673665
did her face melt
>>68673339
But she made sure to be in Jack & Jill.
>>68673322
>jaime is a nigger
>jaime is such a racist piece of shit
go dunk your head in a toilet bowl. both of these great actors deserve respect, and you deserve none.
also, foxx got cucked.
>>68673811
come on, that was free money
>>68672339
Good job. That's why you don't be a cuck and date someone with kids. Ever. You aren't a dad, by genes or a legal document saying you've a document. You literally are just a guy dumb enough to fuck their mom and dump money into them.
>>68673859
Xenu (/ˈziːnuː/),[1][2][3] also called Xemu, was, according to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, the dictator of the "Galactic Confederacy" who 75 million years ago brought billions[4][5] of his people to Earth (then known as "Teegeeack") in a DC-8-like spacecraft, stacked them around volcanoes, and killed them with hydrogen bombs. Official Scientology scriptures hold that the thetans (immortal spirits) of these aliens adhere to humans, causing spiritual harm.[1][6]
NO NO NO NO NO THIS ISNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN WHITE MEN ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO KEKOLD BLACK MEN HOW WILL I MAINTAIN MY ERECTION AND JERK OFF TO DOGFART VIDEOS KNOWING THIS HAPPENED NONONONONONO
>>68673229
He got all the good genes.
>>68673939
how are you typing this when i specifically told you to hug the toilet box, you goddmn waste of energy and matter!
>>68674125
These events are known within Scientology as "Incident II",[7] and the traumatic memories associated with them as "The Wall of Fire" or "R6 implant". The narrative of Xenu is part of Scientologist teachings about extraterrestrial civilizations and alien interventions in earthly events, collectively described as "space opera" by Hubbard. Hubbard detailed the story in Operating Thetan level III (OT III) in 1967, warning that the "R6 implant" (past trauma)[8] was "calculated to kill (by pneumonia, etc.) anyone who attempts to solve it".[8][9][10] -
>>68671333
Based Cruise
>>68673760
Fugg, now I need to watch some Comfy Cruise Film tonight. Gonna get some soda, popcorn seeds. Too comfy.
>>68673760
>that pic
NO WAY THIS HAS TO BE SHOPPED
WHAT
THE
SHIT
>>68671333
>Rising Tom Cruises ex wifes son
>>68671204
>Cruise is a literal cuck
J U S T
U
S
T
>>68677164
Jamie pls, go raise somebody else's kid. And stop doing whatever shit you're doing to hide your pathetic hairline, it's embarrasing
>the wife of /tv/'s most beloved director is getting BLACKED
>>68671921
Isn't Suri technically L. Ron Hubbard's daughter?
>>68672866
>dubs
>>68677778
Not exactly.
>>68677471
>james cameron =/= jaime foxx..
