>"Sir? Open the door, we are looking for anon, it appears you might have downloaded illegitimate pirated motion pictures from the Internet"
>>68670586
Suck my dick faggots.
>>68670586
all is good as long as they aren't legitimate pirated motion pictures
>>68670586
SERIOUSLY?
HAHAHA
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU SHITS
>>68670586
that's some skinny cop
>>68670586
No warrant no access.
YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY MONGOLIAN FINGER PAINTINGS!
But all I download are flicks.
>Sir, we have evidence to suggest you haven't paid your TV license
>be europeein
>not allowed guns
>>68671625
I don't have a TV in my entire house though
>friends refused to let a TV inspector into their house
>the madman actually brought police
>they put a microwave where the TV usually stands and hid the real one at some friends so they couldn't prove shit
all you'll find on my computer is JAV and anime, i'm afraid.
>>68671125
>not having runners in the police force
Yanks please leave this is an ENGLISH board
>hard disk is encrypted
>>68671798
>be amerijuan
>not allowed foreskin
>>68671844
>this is what autism looks like
>>68671798
but we are
>>68671124
Don't make me get mom.
>>68671625
>>68671798
>hmm, my deductive reasoning skills have brought me to the conclusion that these aren't North American police
>I will now make the appropriate joke accordingly, having worked this out
>>68671878
>have ant eater
>get smegma
>>68671887
>being hetero = autist
wew lad
>>68671878
foreskin its your own body if you think gun is your own body... then you are a truly usfag lol
>>68671936
Do americans not shower or something
>>68671891
Show me your guns m8
>>68671936
>don't be NEET
>wash dick every day
>>68671844
>Play The Finest Natural Plump Amateur Daughter!
>Indecent Plump Tits
>Anal Are Taught That It Is A Copy of Another
>Fuko Orgy Cup
Part of me is interested, yet the other part of me knows I'll probably regret looking them up.
>>68671917
TRUE
SHE WOULD BE PISSED :D
>>68671975
>having to clean behind your flaps
>>68671936
>be amerijuan
>too stupid to wash
>mutilate yourself instead
it's hard to clean yourself when you are a Ditto.
>It's a cut be uncut thread
Still better than capeshit vs capeshit
>>68671997
it's mostly just milf/thick/big tits stuff.
pretty good stuff IMO.
>>68671962
>>68670586
Get a warrant, asshole
>>68672024
>having to clean between folds of fat
>>68672024
>he thinks running water over his mutilated dick is fine because its mutilated, when taking 5 seconds to gently scrub it makes it nice and clean
Enjoy your AIDS and HIV I guess
>they won't defend vietnam
>they won't defend the twin towers
>they won't defend a black president
>but they will defend genital mutilation because cleaning takes effort
>>68670586
>mfw I live in Germany
They can't get a search warrant for your home unless you post something offensive about Erdogan or refugees on the internet ;^)
>>68672208
>having a circumcised dick increases your chance of getting HIV
As for anal sex, the most risky sex act in terms of HIV transmission, if an HIV-negative top—the insertive partner—and an HIV-positive bottom have unprotected sex, the chances of the top contracting the virus from a single encounter are 1 in 909 (or 0.11 percent) if he's circumcised and 1 in 161 (or 0.62 percent) if he's uncircumcised.
Try again
>>68671804
Did they keep their tv in the kitchen or did they put a microwave in the living room?
Are you sure you are not just talking shit you little cunt.
>>68672315
CUTFAGS DID HIV CONFIRMED
>>68672347
Put a microwave in the living room and no I'm not talking shit.
>>68672371
Can you read?
>>68672347
It's a classic meme, lad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7119uxTBoo
>>68671878
>that taken out of context article
I'm a Native Indian-American and we never get in any trouble for pirating on our land, in fact, its encouraged.
I don't live in the UK so get lost
http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2016/04/uk-file-sharing-10-years-jail-time/
>10 (ten) years
Holy kek Bongs you really are cucked
>>68672443
>bragging about downloading flicks
>not taking advantage of your cultures misfortunes and owing a casino
Different strokes I suppose
>>68672315
Ant eaters BTFO
>>68672525
>UK is cuckland
>US is expensive and hard to get citizenship
>Australians are Australians
>only language I speak is English apart from my own
Is there not a single english country left to move to?
>>68672525
>The UK government said it was not aware of any cases where minor infringement had resulted in a criminal prosecution
Yea, super worried m8
>>68672621
Why don't you move to Canada friend, everyone is welcome
>>68672656
Stay out of this milkbags
>>68672701
I'm not a canacuckoldistani friend
>>68672656
Is your currency still shit, 2016 man?
>>68670586
I've been downloading pirated movies shows and music for almost a decade now and nothing has ever happened aside from those DMCA emails you get occasionally. They're actually pretty funny because they basically all say the exact same thing
>p..please don't d-download our movies..
>>68672786
Wow almost an entire decade now, daaaaaaamn
We got the fucking kingpin here
>>68672621
>>US is expensive and hard to get citizenship
>US
>expensive
Pick one. It's a bitch to immigrate to but the cost of living is one of the greatest things about it. Compare to the UK where you have to pay a fortune for a house in a fucking cesspool that's the size of a shoebox.
>>68672851
Are you really implying US housing is cheap? You know how much you have to pay for rent?
>have att U-Verse
>my brother is a retard and uses the newest utorrent and downloads everything off of public trackers the day of release
>all of a sudden internet browser starts saying every website has a corrupted certificate and that my computer is in danger
>oh shit looks like there's a trojan on my computer
>do the usual run through and find nothing
>wtf
>go back to the page that was giving me a bad certificate message
>it turns out ATT hijacked my service and is using my browser as an access point for their mitigation page
>have to fill out a survey explaining I will never pirate again
How is this shit legal?
>>68670586
just a moment
>>68672441
sounds like damage control m8.
>>68671583
What is this
>>68672904
Check your privilege you ungrateful fuck, you have no idea how bad Britbongs have it.
>>68672904
housing in america IS cheap, considering the houses are made out of cardboard and PVA glue, and all your neighbours are non-white.
>>68672998
>Britbongs
Londoners m8.
>>68672909
Seems like you should get a new brother
>>68672994
>African space program
seems legit to me
>>68672904
>he thinks us housing is exepensive
The actual fuck?
>>68672621
Move to Canada as long as it's not Vancouver or anywhere in the GTA its about 95% white. I torrent all the time in public trackers without a VPN and haven't got shit
>>68670586
That's impossible. I'm not poor, so a) my house looks nothing like that, and b) I buy hard copies of all my cinema.
>>68673042
>Scotland
>Free
>Wales
>White
>N-Ireland
>Britain
>>68670586
>I don't think knocking on my neighbor's door simultaneously is going to help
>>68670586
AM I UNDER ARREST ?
AM I UNDER ARREST ?
AM I UNDER ARREST ?
>>68673102
But I want my asian criminal cuties with their sick bike gangs
>>68673023
Tell that to my 4500 a month mortgage... and the ARM rate will reset soon.
McMansion was a bad idea.
>>68673139
>america
>white
>in b4 he gets triggered by the filename
>>68673194
>to my 4500 a month mortgage
That's just stupid you really want to live there forever?
Just be like the French and rent all your lives, move whenever you want and buy your own properties and rent them too.
>2016
>Believing in Smegma
>Jews
ahahahahahahahahahahaha, smegma takes 5+ years to grow in a foreskin
>>68673259
>just buy a property
Sure I'll just put down an easy 200k for a small family home
>>68673383
>land of the free
>doesn't have 200k
>>68672656
>>68673102
How do I move to Canada? I'm willing to live in some cottage miles away from the nearest neighbour and doing a shitty job like carpentry or cleaning.
>>68670586
Why would the police be knocking on the door for a civil offence?
