>yfw you will never be this alpha
>>68669219
Affleck will issue in the era of BatKino
>>68669236
Show them DCucks what a REAL batman can do
>>68669219
is there anything he can't do?
>>68669296
Touch Jennifer Garner again.
>>68669219
Inshallah, Al-Flecqi. Blessings of peace be upon him.
They should continue this tradition. Just give the property to an auteur every few years and forget about the rest of the DC "universe"
>>68669296
be a competent director. none of the suspense scenes in Argo worked at all, like when they were in the van going through the mob or the runway chase at the end, they were so awkward and poorly done.
>>68669339
The DC characters don't work well together, they're too powerful. Batman/Superman works well as a character contrast, but bring powers into it and it becomes a farce. And since all capeshit knows to do is have people punch each other, they fall right onto that trap
>>68669296
Eat pork.
>>68669322
anon they grabbed a friendly breakfast 2 days ago
>>68669219
I can't wait for the behind the scenes pics.
Just imagine Oscar-winning actors like Jeremy Irons, Jared Leto and JK Simmons being conducted by a guy in a batsuit.
>>68669219
Bless Batfleck.
>>68669531
>knowing this much about people you've never met, who don't know you exist
>>68669388
He really relied on the "True Story" gimmick, even I partially fell for it, it was only when they got to the airport that I stopped making excuses for the movie. If people were familiar with the story before hand it wouldn't have amounted to much, it's pretty much 40s b-level
>>68669388
>none of the suspense scenes in Argo worked
for you
>>68669531
That's not how he wants to touch her.
So it's pretty much confirmed at this point that it'll be an adaptation of A Death in the Family and The Killing Joke, right?
>>68669322
He has better options now.
>>68669495
>all capeshit knows to do is have people punch each other
>>68669768
No kidding.
>>68669768
>>68669848
>>68669219
>Director: Ben Affleck
>Writer: Ben Affleck
>Star: Ben Affleck
>Producer: Ben Affleck
>Cinematography: Ben Affleck
>Camera: Ben Affleck
>Music: Ben Affleck
>Sound design: Ben Affleck
>Editing: Ben Affleck
>Special Effects: Ben Affleck
>Catering: Ben Affleck
>Marketing: Ben Affleck
>Security: Ben Affleck
>Set photographer: Ben Affleck
>>68669768
Will he learn to love again?
>>68669565
kek
>>68669888
>Catering: Ben Affleck
heh
>>68669848
Who are these people?
>>68669296
Save the DCEU from Snyder.
Gone Baby, Gone and The Town were 10/10 movies
Please Ben, sir, say a few good words to WB for me?
>>68669888
>>68669928
The Hemsworth brothers.
>>68669993
>Ben, I know you wrote this scene, but I really think it would be much better if we CGI'd a halo over your head, come on, it's gonna look great
>>68669768
>>68669848
>>68669876
>>68669899
>>68669928
So he's into boipussy?
I'm actually interested in this movie
saw argo last week, I was at the edge of my seat
>I thank you, Zack, for removing all women from the set before I arrived
>Allah has blessed us with sun on this day, now let us make some pure kino in his name, my brothers
>>68669888
Who will be "Assistant to Mr. Affleck" and who will be "Mr. Affleck's Stunt Double"?
>>68669899
With a little help from his... friends.
>>68670084
There's nothing boyish about those men anon.
>>68669296
REMINDER THAT BEN AFFLECK SAVED LINDSAY LOHAN
SHE HASN'T BEEN TO REHAB OR ARRESTED AFTER THIS
>>68670198
They were so happy before BvS bombed.
>>68670084
But fucking men is haram.
>>68670198
Just look how happy Henry gets.
J U S T
U
S
T
What's his name again?
>>68670250
Henry always looks at Ben like he's the fucking sun, I swear.
>>68670331
Shame he's an uncharismatic piece of wood in real life.
>>68670250
They can bond over balding.
>>68670233
>>68670291
It takes some serious balls to take control over a DC movie after that shit storm. Batfleck has my respect.
>you will never spend an evening balding with Cavill
>>68669831
Fox =/= Disney.
>>68670250
You would too if you had to hang out with Zack Snyder for the last 5 years
>>68670331
>>68670394
Why are they always touching?!
>>68670400
REALLY? No fucking way, these movies are going to sell tickets no matter what, it's fucking batman. You could say Affleck was opportunistic taking the chance to write and direct a batman movie. It's too good a chance to make money to pass up
>>68669888
Kek, likes that Mr. Bean's movie!
>>68670143
Is removing women how we make kino?
>>68670232
They called his movie a flick, haha.
>>68670548
Using that logic, is gay porn kino?
>>68669848
Are they taller than him?
>>68670501
Because Batman and Superman are gay.
>>68669219
Is it only counted as a reboot because there hasn't been a bats stand alone in this shared universe yet or did Ben just oust his batman from the snyder-verse?
>>68670828
From what I've gathered it will be a prequel to MoS and BvS.
>>68670070
That sounds great!
>>68670828
reboot is just the new word for movie. All movies are reboots.
>>68670696
No. Chris and Liam are both 6'3. Affleck is 6'4.
>>68670501
God wills it.
>>68670886
Is Hideaki Anno the Japanese Snyder?
>>68670886
He looks like Kojima and Guillermo del Toro combined
>>68670157
>implying Ben needs assistance
>implying based ben won't do his own stunts
How big is his penis?
>>68671215
Have you seen Gone Girl?
>>68671062
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Digit_ratio#Correlation_between_digit_ratio_and_traits
>>68671072
Anno is honest.
>>68670817
W H A T
Why I didn't notice this?
>>68671394
>>68671486
People call Anno pretentious but he's the exact opposite. He straight up admits he does stuff just because it looks or sounds cool.
>>68670400
lol no
even the people who hated the movie said affleck was great, his movie is probably going to make more money than bvs
>>68671759
Imagine Zack Snyder making an Evangelion movie. It'd be more dark and depressing than EOE. People would suicide in the theaters.
Leave it to Bats to write, direct, and star in his own movie.
>>68671072
the symbolism in evangelion isn't really what the story's about, it was always meant to be there for flavor
snyder genuinely thinks that shit makes his movies deep
>>68670501
It's because they're fucking.
Miss me yet, faggots?
>>68669565
>oscar winners directed by an oscar winner
so hilarious
>>68672083
Fuck off Bateman.
>>68672083
not really
>>68672011
aww, look, they think they're magneto and charles.
>>68672083
I dunno. Affleck is a pretty big guy.
>>68670232
>I told Lindsey how to stay sober
>recent reports of Lindsey exploring Islam
ALLAHU ACKBAR
>>68672083
Meh. Pretty forgettable tbhfam.
>>68672083
He wasn't a good batman. The movies he starred in were good, but his batman was awful.
>>68672340
actually, what genre film has he ever been good in?
>>68672340
He was a good Bruce Wayne. Hopefully Batfleck shows more on that in his solo films.
>>68672405
i'd rather watch ur mum's solo films hahaha
>>68669219
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JNs6MK65kq
>>68669888>Best Boy: Matt Damon
>>68669219
Garden State, by JD.
I saw the movie without knowing he did everything, and I was amazed. It's fucking great.
>written by JD
>directed by JD
>starred by JD
He's great at all three, too. Garden State is underrated as fuck because normies don't get it. Watch it.
>>68669219
B A S E D
>>68672840
Oh my god, that was the cringiest thing I've ever heard in my life
I understand the joke, and I see how it would be funny if it wasn't recorded by one lonely teenager in their room shitposting on the internet
>>68670084
I can see now why Ben got divorced.
>>68674470
I saw garden state and thought it was way ahead of its time for a movie made in 1998. Then I learned it was made in 2004.
>>68669322
he is dicking her right now
>>68673508He is rumoured to play one of the Green Lanterns.
>>68672083
no, i dislike throat cancer
>>68669888
approved
In Ben we trust.
>>68677980
Jen can't compete with all that health.
>>68669848
>help! he's trying to detonate his suicide vest
>>68678680
>>68669296
undo his botched facelift.
>>68672083
Nahh, Keaton and Kilmer were better than you, plus no throat cancer. Just go about your business checking gets.
>>68669876
>both complete alcoholics with long suffering wife/girlfriend
Of course they love each other.
>>68672220
That was last year when she was seen holding a Quran.
She's supposedly been working as ultra-high end escort for oil sheiks from the Middle East.
She probably wanted to let them all know she's willing to do anything for money.
>>68669322
>Touch Jennifer Garner again.
>Implying they don't have post-divorce sex once in a while
>>68669219
>Capeshit
Yeah ok.
He will never be more alpha than this man.
>>68671215
Not nearly as big as Jon Hamm's, but bretty big.
>>68683072
What a waste, disgusting.
Not only is Affleck kino, he is also high brow patrician literature.
>>68683072
A ton of celebrities are involved in the sex trade with oil sheiks and tycoons both in the America, the Middle East and various figures in Europe. It's all part and parcel of the gig once you're popular--or you catch someone's eye.
Lohan used to be prime but she peaked with Mean Girls. I can't believe people are willing to pay ultra-high rates for her in 2016. I refuse.
>>68672405
>He was a good Bruce Wayne.
Hardly. Bruce Wayne wouldn't stop being Batman just because his love interest died and supervillany was dormant for eight years. He'd never be searching for a way out of his role. He'd never actively stop for a shot at happiness. The criminal element in Gotham is far too saturated and deep-rooted for the Batman to ever end his crusade on crime--let alone willingly. Fuck that.
>>68669219
Ben afleck is Ben afleck in Ben afleck
A Ben afleck production
