>>68668576
read this in his voice, christ

>>68668576
I like it, actually. It's a big loveletter to trash flicks of all sorts, quite tromaesque (even has a Lloyd Kaufman cameo). I know I will get shit on for this but the Crank movies are great action and exploitation films of their time.

>>68668752
>I know I will get shit on for this
Why? It's generally accepted

>>68668576
I like it a lot, but I'm not a kid.

I like it, it's very fun.

But I do like it? The crank movies are some of my favs

>>68668576
Crank and Crank 2 are the best action movies I've seen in years. I recommend it to almost everyone whenever talking about action movies. I wish Crank had an extended universe instead of capeshit.

>Neveldine/Taylor have not directed a film since 2012
It's not fair.

>>68669137
Same. I'd love a third crank.

>>68668576
Fuck you, Chelios.

>no Crank 3-D yet

GODDAMNIT

both cranks are GOAT, neverending action, 0 interesting in being anything more than a fucking cool hour and a half

Crank and its sequel are some of the most funnest flicks created. It's hard to hate.