Dad cuts off your handHow do you react?

>>68664461
He told u to stop toughing yourself so its your fault.

>>68665705
ahahahaha nice one friend XD

Practice on a hot dog for a few nights, i don't wanna rip my dick off with that thing.

Kick him right in the dick

masturbate
post on tv

>Y-you too!

>mom's husband cuts off my hand

and it was my falconry hand too, now how am I gonna avoid the designated theater shooter

cut off his hand several years later even though it's robotic

>>68664461
Grow a bigger, better hand.

>>68666086
But then that reminds you of just how alike the two of you are.

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>>68664461
Who?

>>68664461
Cry, get fake hand, pretend to like him, cut off his fake hand. Piss off his boss.

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>>68666112
dammit

AARRRGGHHH ARRGGHH MY HAND ARRRGGHHHHH

>>68665705
>toughing
> english isn't even my third language, all uses of 'ough' must mean 'ugg'

>>68666083
with your anvil OH LOOK EVERYONE /tv/ MEMES SO SUPREME YOU LET OUT A SCREAM

thanks doc