This A list mostly movie actress is an Academy Award winner/nominee and has a superhero franchise. The married actress called in "sick" for filming recently because someone bought her some coke and she wanted to do that instead.
I hope she gets nude in it
>>68651310
Sounds like Jlaw. She has the look like she does coke.
>>68651392
JLaw isnt married.
>>68651310
Amy Adams?
She's italian, italians love coke, idk
>>68651392
JLaw isn't filming in New Zealand.
>>68651401
Shit, I thought she just got married.
>>68651310
>mfw (my face when) learning Scarlett Johansson was cast to play Motoko Kusanagi
Maymays aside: Motoko is an actual stronk wymmyn who proved herself on the battlefield in combat and off the battlefield with her class AA hacking skillz.
Fuck this Jewllywood bastardization of her character.
>>68651351
Just watch Under the Skin, mate
>>68651632
those nudes are shitty though
if all the promo shots are basically her lying on a bed going "fuck me" except with a chroma keyed background and guns, this has got to be a faithful and worthy adaptation, right?
>>68651534
>Motoko is an actual stronk wymmyn who proved herself on the battlefield in combat and off the battlefield with her class AA hacking skillz
so a mary-sue then ?
>>68651726
Mary Sue doesn't mean female character that is good at things, just fyi m8
>>68651825
yes, it does.
>>68651875
not the dude you're replying to, but holy fuck you're an idiot lmao
>>68651920
>being female
>being good at anything
even kitchens eventually become too hot for bitches
>>68651875
a mary sue is a character that has no flaws and has an arbitrary capacity to outskill/overcome anyone and anything regardless of char development
>>68651726
I don't know, does a mary-sue constitute actually proving yourself physically, mentally, and technologically on the battlefield? Actually performing instead of magically given powers?
why her hair looks so bad?
they can't even do her hair properly.
they are not at all serious
There are literally about five people in NZ who use cocaine but I doubt Scarlett would have trouble finding some, so I could believe this
>>68652078
>Why does her hair look so bad?
ftfy
"Her hair looks so bad" would be a statement not a question.
>>68652181
>"Her hair looks so bad" would be a statement not a question.
yeah but they added why on the front making it a question dummy
your not very smart
>>68651310
Scar jo's nose fucking pisses me off.
But that asie i hope this movie is gonna be fucking epic and not some turd spray painted gold.
>>68652045
people forget a mary sue is not defined by the char's skill or physical features
but by the lack of char moments that build her up
instead of overcoming, say, being gravely wounded in battle by a demon thanks to her training and previously established knowledge in knowledge in divine healing arts
a mary sue would become "part demon" and actually gain magical abilities thanks to it (which would not be mentioned every again)
>>68652284
>Scar jo's nose fucking pisses me off.
What's so triggering about it fampai
>>68651486
how is she "italian" exactly?
>>68651392
not coke bloat, just fat
>>68651310
Should've been played by Virginia Hey 15 years ago.
>>68651866
explain
>>68651310
>mostly movie actress
Wouldn't this discount scarjo? I think she's an only movie actress
>>68652364
She married an Italian, consequently she has a lot of Italian in her if you get my drift heh heh heh
>>68652289
What the fuck are you babbling about? Do you know anything of Motoko Kusanagi or are you just now learning of Ghost in the Shell thanks to Jewllywood picking it up?
>>68651502
What does it have to do with NZ?
NZ isn't really big on coke, it's all weed and meth there
>>68652435
>What does it have to do with NZ?
Scarjo is in Wellington literally as we speak fampai
That's where GitS is being filmed
>>68652364
>>68652404
Natasha Romanova (sorry.. RomanoFF) is overrated
>>68651993
you just described motoko desu
>srsly watching weebshit
fuck off back to >>>/a/nimereddit
>>68651875
You're a moron
>>68652274
Are you retarded? "Why her hair looks so bad?" is not proper english. "Why does her hair look so bad?" is correct. You're even worse at english than the first guy.
>>68652274
You're*
>>68652537
>motoko
>no flaws
Um, did you forget pic related?
>>68651507
Almost married qt.3.14 nick hoult. Then they called it off.
>>68652616
prepending a sentence with a why makes it a question sentence silly your incredibly unintelligent
>>68651866
she has the skull of a fucking monkey
>>68653509
Everyone knows it was posed as a question you moron, the issue is that he asked the question incorrectly in broken english just like you've been using.
Please learn english before trying to correct people on it.
>your
>>68652465
I'm in Wellington and getting coke anywhere but Auckland is a fucking nightmare senpai.
>>68652465
But what the fuck does being in NZ have to do with the gossip. That's the point you tard
>>68654157
>But what the fuck does being in NZ have to do with the gossip
Because she's currently filming in NZ so the gossip relates to that
Reading comprehension, fampai
>>68654199
But how does the gossip relate to NZ? Nowhere in the OP does it mention the actress in question specifically being in NZ.
The whole reason I'm asking this is because >>68651502 dismissed JLaw solely because she's not in NZ (even though it can't be her since she's not married anyway) as if the actress has to be in NZ.
So "reading comprehension" right back at ya Pham.
>>68652537
>motoko is a cyborg pretty much built for perfection
>still fucks up and "loses" against the "bad guy"
>>68654157
wow, you're dense
coke is hard to find in NZ, so it makes it hard to believe the rumor
hard but not impossible
>>68651401
>>68651507
She's married to her own ego.
>>68654363
See, that helps a lot.
>>68651310
I am really done with this woman.
I get the feeling she'll have a long future acting in Lifetime movies and co-hosting The View.
>>68654363
>>68654467
Like ScarHo would get coke from the same place you get coke.
>>68651310
D R O P P E D
>>68654558
>>68651310
It's Amy Adam. She's filming Just league right now.
>>68654363
Jesus fucking Christ you are dumb.
I'm >>68652435
I fucking know coke is hard to get in NZ, that's why I said so.
I've been trying to find out why >>68651502 brought up NZ in the first place. That's why I keep asking "what does this have to do with NZ" because nothing in OP mentions NZ.
For fucks sake why does everyone here have such shit reading comprehension. Learn how to follow a string of replies
I know Scar Jo is in NZ, but I'm trying to think of who else it could be and "being in NZ" isn't part of the criteria in the OP. Why is that so hard to understand?
>>68652423
I think what anon just gave was an example of a mary sue.
You fucking retard.
>>68655193
>lel max landis meme
Never change, /tv/
>>68651351
Reminder
>this
will be adapted
OP sounds racist towards jews
>>68655480
If everyone does it it can't be wrong.
Oh look, people have been doing it for as long as jews have existed.
>>68652556
Anime isn't weebshit, and /a/ predates the existence of both /tv/ and Reddit.
>>68653995
The guy asked the original question correctly and you misread it m80.
Or is this some bizarre "hurr Durr I'm only pretending to be retarded" bait?
>>68655462
sauce for great justice
>>68656685
Ghost in the Shell original manga
Couldn't it be Natalie Portman?
>>68656685
It's from the actual comic. The artist made this lesbian orgy because he "didn't want to draw a naked dude's butt"
>>68652152
>There are literally about five people in NZ who use cocaine
Half the population of NZ use cocaine? Damn.
>>68657034
And then he went on to draw a load of black cocks in the sequel.
>>68655462
Would look better without the shitty colorization.
>>68652314
>ywn make ScarJo come with your fingers
Why even live
>>68654558
/pol/ pls go
>>68657361
>ScarJo will never naked you cum with only her voice
JDIMSA
