Feeling really bad for this guy right now. He definitely doesn't deserve this.
So sad
;_; I can't even be edgy about this
Inb4 "he did it"
Jimmy got fat again huh
Same thing happened to Rick Moranis. He suddenly stopped making movies because he had to look after his kids.
Poor dude, I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Very sad. Nobody should have to raise their wife's son alone.
he was only funny when he was miserable anyway
i saw pics of his wife, he's better off
>>68640584
JUST
>>68640584
he's a cuck
Wish I could give him a hug
>>68640899
FUCK
>>68640584
How did she die?
what if he did it?
>>68640940
Plane crash. No survivors.
>>68640940
they took off her mask
Could you fucking imagine being suddenly left alone with your 7 year old daughter to take care of by yourself, and she just lost your mom and you just lost your wife?
How does a person NOT just go murder-suicide at that point? It's almost cruel how resilient human beings are, that we live through shit like that.
I always thought he was gay
>>68641020
he is
AV Club made me hate Oswalt, so when i heard about this, my first thought was about Scotty Auks, dude's having an awful year. First Terrorist overdozes, then his all-time favorite musician dies and he can't even mourn him because his best friend is a fucking widower a day later.
>>68641014
>How does a person NOT just go murder-suicide at that point?
Shut the fuck up you fucking weirdo
>>68640940
Probably accidental OD, someone said she was addicted to opiates. She's a crime writer and he's done bits before about how her house is filled with crime novels and she's obsessed with serial killers, so she's likely even more of a depressed weirdo than he is.
>>68641014
>with your 7 year old daughter
>>68641014
>NOT just go murder-suicide
you answered yourself
>>68641051
>someone said
>likely
okay Sherlock
>>68641014
If her death was out of nowhere, can you imagine waking up next to a corpse? I'd probably have a heart attack right there
That sucks, man. He's got super bad depression issues, I hope he doesn't an hero. Live for the kid, dude.
>>68640940
She OD'd while he was busy arguing politics on twitter
>>68641142
It's shocking. I've woken up next to a corpse and it chills you to the core. It's even more chilling when you realize you killed the prostitute. Thankfully they aren't people and don't have families and you can just dump them with all the other ones. Still it can be quite jarring.
>>68640584
Cancer is a PREVENTABLE disease that humans time and time again fail to fucking understand. Let me guess, the fat cow was stuffing her face full of beef, red meat, processed meat, eggs, and other cancer, disease causing foods, right? And when her doctor told her her blood pressure was through the roof she probably said "well my diet is fine so it's just genetics!"
BULLSHIT. High blood pressure and cholesterol is NOT genetic. Following a simple Vegan diet for a week will literally bring your blood pressure and cholesterol levels down to a optimal range. Remember these you stupid kids. Remember that animal products are literal cancer and disease causing foods that promote weight gain and diabetes.
>inb4 all the edgy kids say they're going to eat a cheeseburger and bacon
Good. Eat your cancer and diabetes. PLEASE. Cleanse the world of your patheticness and stupidity so we can try and make this a safe, happier, greener world.
>>68641310
You have autism.
>>68641310
Why would you post this?
>>68640843
Shit, in about a year or two he'll probably release a hell of a stand up then.
>>68640915
No more hugs, Will.
>>68640584
We didn't deserve to be cursed with his existence, so it's his comeuppance as far as I'm concerned.
>>68641310
Remember that carbohydrates are literal cancer and disease causing foods that promote weight gain and diabetes.
>>68641310
>eggs
>cancer causing
i dont believe it
>>68641357
because he's a self righteous self absorbed prick
and were are not amused
>>68641014
You now have a loli all to yourself.
>>68641310
Are you autistic anon? What are you even talking about?
>>68641310
>Cancer is a PREVENTABLE disease
>Following a simple Vegan diet
>>68641229
Good bantz mate hah nearly smiled lad better luck next time you shit cunt
>insult overlord trump
>wife ends up dead
top kek. serves him right
>>68641310
wow
>>68641538
>Wanting a person's wife to die because you disagree with their politics
You conservacucks are fucking adorable.
What's the point of falling in love and getting married when she's just going to die anyway, and if she outlives you she's going to be alone waiting until it's her time to go.
>>68641310
/x/ tier
>>68641310
>wants a happier world
>fills the world with obnoxious vegan ranting
Fucking vegans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xzXOzYhRTM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8V70UXiAhU
>>68641605
>whats the point of spending 50+ years with someone, making memories, a life and a family, if shes just going to die one day and leave you alone?
Good point. Better stay alone, single, miserable, and depressed for that 50+ years, and then when you're 80 and on your death bed you can reflect on your life spent on 4chan and regret it all.
>>68641597
>blatantly lying about a current presidential nominee from a public podium
heh
>>68641605
whats the point of anything then?
be happy with her when you're alive.
>>68641605
feels
>>68641605
"Don't cry because it's over. Smile, because it happened."
-Dr. Seuss
>>68641738
>Wanting a person's wife to die because you think he did that
Again, you're fucking adorable. The only reason I'm voting Trump is in the hope it becomes legal for me to dump a .45 round in the brainpans of people like you.
>>68640821
underrated post
>>68641605
This movie is only 4 years old, but it's so funny to me that Anton Yelchin is a lead in it and J Law play his gf for like 2 seconds, but couple of years later she's an Oscar winner and lead in a huge franchise and he might as well be dead
You think that's sad? At least he had a gf.
Having no gf, that is true suffering
>>68641821
Jokes on you. I dont actually believe what I have been posting. This is "trolling" or its evolution, "shitposting". You were willing to shoot me because of an opinion I held.
also, i have an autism meter that went crazy after reading your post. i seriously hope autists cant actually get guns in america
>>68641884
>>68641860
Anton Yelchin is one of the most adorable actors in Hollywood and I nearly cried when they gunned him down in Alpha Dog.
>>68641884
poor matt
>>68640584
>this
pronoun game
>>68641436
The classic Humbert Humbert situ
Why does someones wife dying make the news?
>>68641904
I've got my 1911 right here by my side and I wouldn't hesitate to shoot you, and I'm not kidding one bit.Just joking I made all my posts up and have never touched a gun before. XB
>>68641051
>Write about criminals
>die by abusing drugs
It's like poetry.
>>68642025
Because their spouse is famous
Are you an alien trying to understand human culture?
>>68642025
Because it was unexpected and she was known as a true crime writer?
What's wrong, not enough Kardashian stories or pictures of your waifu's preteen feet in the news?
>>68642066
She wrote about murderers and serial killers.
>>68641436
wew
>>68642097
>write about murderers
>murder yourself with drugs
It's like karma.
>>68641436
based
Great, I just queued up his new special on Netflix too, now how will I find it funny? How fucking inconsiderate can these people be?
>>68642082
What are the rules? What about a parent or a child, a brother or a cousin? Is that newsworthy? Why am I seeing that some literal nobody died in the news? Wow the wife of the guy who was in space cop died, someone stop the fucking presses.
>>68642151
Wow, you sure know a lot about how she died that apparently no one else knows, Anon.
But hey, at least she didn't kill herself with food like that fat nigger rapist Patrice O'Neal did amirite?
>>68641310
Humans ate meat for thousands of years without getting cancer, you fucking retard
It's all of the plastics and synthetic chemicals, not meat
He's still a retarded liberal faggot, he can eat hot nigger shit for all i care.
>>68642202
You're an idiot and I think you should consider killing yourself tonight.
>>68642202
He's a comic whom a lot of people knew, enjoyed, and by extension, felt connected to. Stop with the adolescent faux-edgy bullshit where you act like you can't comprehend human interaction.
>>68640803
I always wondered what happened to him...
he's like my childhood personified (honey I shrunk the kids, little giants)
>e-celeb professional such a nerd thread stays up
>young talented actress discussion deleted
>>68640584
Tough up and face the fight ahead, faggot.
>>68642231
Humans have been dying of cancer for as long as they've existed. Cancer deaths are going down, not up. The word is from the greek for crab, because fucking ancient greeks cut a guy with cancer open and found a crab shape growing inside of him.
>>68641310
retard alert
>>68642251
>FUK DEM LIBRULZ DEY ALL SHUD BE DEAD #VOTETRUMP ME AND ALL MUH FELLOW WAL-MART WORKERZ GON VOTE TRUM HE BE MAKIN DEM MURRICAZ GREAT AGIN
lel faggot conservacucks think they're better than faggot liberals, that will never not be funny.
>>68642299
Are you calling Patton Oswalt and e-celeb you dumb fucking pedophile?
Alsop your waifu is a fucking whore and she takes ten yards of nigger dick a night.
>>68641818
"You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something for once in your life."
- Rosario Dawson
>>68641310
Literally about to have eggs n bakey for din din lmao
This is the first /tv/ post I've ever seen and it immediately broke my heart...
>>68641436
This is 4chan.
>>68642364
yes comics and capeshit are garbage and idk why this guy talks about them on youtube and convensions so much
>>68642340
try to be coherent at least. Libtards love fast food and walmart workers when they're on their "muh $15" soapbox
>>68641718
To be honest I think that might be preferable than the phantom pain of someone that it's no longer there senpai.
>>68642410
>literally about to have excessive cholesterol in ( single) egg
>and bacon, which is colon cancer
enjoy death
>>68642501
you have to live under a rock to still believe the eggs causes heart disease myth
>>68641818
I know we're all sad and depressed, I just pray to god this makes at least one anon feel better.
>>68642501
>he's trying to live well into his '90s
>>68642471
This is the dumbest post I have ever seen on 4chan. Congratulations on being an absolute retard.
>>68642483
I'm already a demon.
>>68642552
pathetic
>>68642640
Yep, at least you admit you are.
>>68642501
>he fell for the cholesterol isn't bad meme
>>68642552
>>68642640
Can you guys stop fighting? You're meant to be brothers!
>>68642552
>being this much of an obvious redditor
Stay mad liberal cuck faggot, now back to red-dit, cunt. Oswald is a retarded liberal faggot.
>>68642694
I got all 5s on my AP tests and got a CS degree with high marks. Suck my dick. Fucking faggot redditor thinking he's smart because of spellcheck
>>68642471
>comics and capeshit are garbage
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>68642728
>claims to be a good student
>can't carry on without resorting to homophobic and profane remarks
Does not compute.
>>68640940
killed by an illegal mexican
>>68642767
did you major in faggotry or gender studies? or did you get extra credit for reddit karma? Wow you are gay.
>>68642804
I studied three years accounting and then dropped out.
But I'm not the one claiming to be the uber student
>>68642552
>>68642640
>>68642728
>>68642767
Dude, we all know you're just arguing with yourself.
>>68642881
and did you get an honorary degree for your reddiquette? surely you must have a lot of karma by now
>>68640584
Who is this
>>68640584
Jokes on you faggots I identify as a ghost don't trigger me living beings
YOU'RE WAIFU A SHIT
Didn't Patton just say within the last couple of weeks that he was no longer going to review movies? He was in the middle of making some huge change in his life.
>>68641605
I bet those two fucked hee hee
>>68641605
This is the dumbest opinion in the world.
>>68640584
celebrity lookalikes
>>68643076
He is in a band and used to be married to Avril Lavigne
>>68643452
Hey look, John Belushi is back from the dead
>>68641605
The amount of 4chan tier autism exceeds even modestly acceptable levels.
>>68641605
sadness is like feeling all the love you have for someone all at once. You GET to feel sadness, that's a gift to you.
>>68641014
did you get a str8 answer? because it's true she was actually mauled by a bunch of syrian refugess
>>68640940
>meant for
>>68643859
>>68641229
My best friend when I was 16 was a 52 year old woman and her husband. She had epilepsy and passedearly thanksgiving morning aND as he tells me she felt cold so he cuddled up next to her to warm her up and dozed back off. He woke up a couple hours later and she didn't feel right and she smelled like shit. She had been dead for 8 hours. They think she was dead when he crawled in to bed. He sleeps on a couch now... I felt so bad for the guy... I can't imagine but I do ha e a tad of insight.
>>68641488
10/10 that faggot got rekt
>>68641488
You cheeky fucker
win
