When did you realize you were watching Reddit: The Movie?
>>68633324
"Oi lookie here m8y I just buypassed tha compresseh." - Ray C. Mixer
>>68633324
can you explain what you mean?
When the annoying orange appeared.
>>68633324
When did you realize that you had nothing to offer the world and that you're wasting away the minutes until your inevitable death shitposting dank maymays on a website made for ultra-nerd pieces of shit?
>>68633324
"So who talks first? I talk first! you talk first."
Or whatever that fucking shit line was
>Who is this Barthes? Which Birdman was he in?
>>68633423
>>68633640
One of these. I don't remember which came first, but both of these made me realize that.
>Le Luke Skywalker can haz disappeared lol xD
>>68633324
torrented it a few nights ago
really, that was the thing that made so much hype?
It was meh at best, there is literally no worthwhile character, and the callbacks are so fucking annoying it isn't even funny.
glad I didn't fell for that shit and went to see it in cinema
>mary sueing ensues
Yep, it's a Reddit flick.
I don't know, anon.
You tell me
>>68633875
The callbacks were the best thing about the movie, and that's saying something.
Abysmal piece of shit, J. J. is a complete.
>>68633953
The whole movie was a fucking callback lmao
>>68633953
>Abysmal piece of shit, J. J. is a complete.
Did you leave out a word, or was that Yoda talk?
>>68633988
Well, not all of it, let's be fair. They did attempt some original concepts, but they fell really flat.
>>68634078
Missed a word, yeah, but let's pretend that was intentional and funny.
>>68634144
The comma made it fit yoda-speech
>>68633667
You don't have to be mad for having shit taste, m8
When the nigger appeared
>>68633324
>When did you realize you were watching Shitty Plot and terrible villain: The Movie?
I watched it for the first time last month. How did they know it was Luke's lightsaber, and why didn't JJ pick the more iconic green?
>>68634595
the scene where they watch the whole galaxy being obliterated form some fucking tavern planet is cringe, that alien with goggles is just plain horrible, the whole movie is shit.
and then RLM comes and says "it was all I wanted it to be", and show just how much they really know about movies.
>>68635024
>and then internet film critics come and say "it was all I wanted it to be", and show just how much they really know about movies.
fify though your original point is true as well -- just too specific.
>>68633324
>When did you realize you were watching Reddit: The Movie?
Never. Because I'm not a faggot redditor. I have no idea what Reddit: The Movie would be.
>>68633934
lmao
>>68633324
When I watched you're favourite movie.
>>68633324
DUDE REDDIT LMAO
>>68633892
Reddit is equally triggered by women and doesn't like Mary Sues any more than /tv/ does.
I finally checked out Reddit's TV board and they barely talk about us. Are we cucks?
>>68633784
pfft. reddit doesn't even know who roland barthes is. neil degrasse tyson is their #1 "philosopher"
>>68638639
go to bed roland
>>68633324
Directed by: LOST
>>68633324
>who talks first? I talk first? You talk first?
That was it. At that moment I realized, I'm watching Reddit: The Movie.
>>68638550
4chan has some weird one-sided relationship with Reddit for some reason
>>68633324
That modern day fucking retarded bullshit of saying something >LE FUNNAY AND WITTY
Few minutes into the film. SCENE/MOOD completely broken, Guy goes OUT of character to tell Kylo Ren >HURR
why does every movie do this?
I can't be bothered to add subs to the fucking video i already converted the damn this. but this is the scene.
guy: So, who talks first?
You talk first? I talk first?
sith guy: The old man gave it to you.
guy: {while being goofy} It's just very hard to
understand you with all the...
>>68633324
For fucks sakes you guys are the biggest groups of twats I've ever seen. First you inbreds complained about the prequels not being like the originals, then you go crazy because this film is too much like A New Hope. What do you people want?
>>68633324
>>68633423
>>68633601
>>68633640
>>68633667
>>68634594
It was shit.
>>68638484
Unlike those nerds on reddit, I'm not triggered by women. Rey however is a maRey Sue and that's why I hate her and the movie sucked. The Rat, Jar Jar and Marshall made a promptu point of them going with an original idea when they got the rights to this canning Lucas' idea, but I'm more than ever interested in what Lucas story was. TFA was a pile of horseshit.
>>68638952
yea i know, i tried to watch this but turned it off after this scene
>>68638753
Yeah, that was pretty jarring
>>68639165
>What do you people want?
Chicken tendies, obviously
>>68639288
It was then, I realized, I'm watching a Marvel movie, and that Star Wars is dead, forever.
when he started quipping after being captured
>>68638952
I liked the part right after this where they search him for about two seconds to see if he has the space USB stick, and then blow up his X-Wing from a distance without even glancing at it to see if what they're looking for might be in there somewhere.
literally nothing would have pleased neckbeards (/tv/) so that's why no one bothers pandering to them
you faggots are worse than /v/
when criticizing it made reddit buttfurious
>>68639485
if you actually like this shitty movie you need to watch more movies
>>68633324
Once they reached Jakku
>>68633667
>but m-muh star wars!!
>muh HAN SHOT FIRST LEL MAYMAY XD XD
>>68639169
Can you honestly sit there and tell me that George Lucas did anything good involving star wars since the 90s? He's a fucking hack that stumbled upon star wars OT and the force unleashed was better than anything he could've done
>>68633423
You realize she had been working on ships for like 20 years? It's not like it was her first time on a ship. You faggots keep saying she could do no wrong but compare that to Mark Hamil in a new hope, both equally naive and both equally talented at flying.
>>68639722
I think the whole franchise is basically doomed to be like TFA forever. There's too much baggage for anyone to step in and do something new an unexpected. It's basically just a matter of churning out more crud that will please the fandom.
Just watched it last night. Thank fuck I didn't pay for it.
>>68639848
They're mediocre sci-fi that devolved into kids movies that's why. I swear to god /tv/ wants to hate this movie regardless of the circumstance
>>68633324
During the rape scene, which I thought was a little over the top. I walked out at that point
>>68640011
>They're mediocre sci-fi that devolved into kids movies that's why
Yeah, I realized that when I noticed >>68639397
In the nicest possible way, there's no point in holding them to the standard that you'd hold a serious movie. They're just some fun for kids and adults who want to regress to childhood for a few hours. In that context, they're good.
>>68633776
This. I knew it was quips from here 'til Endor after that line.
>>68633776
They were making fun of George Lucas and his atrocities against film over the last few decades. Fucking contrarians.
>>68639722
yes because he didn't at all learn from the errors of the prequels and would make the very same mistake, twice. At the very least, dimm pin, Jar Jar could have fleshed out George's stuff and made it better but, they wanted a glorious feminist icon to sell tiaras and theme park rides.
>>68640386
>glorious feminist icon
Do you know what a strawman is or are you just paranoid? Having a strong female lead does not equate to extremist feminist agenda anymore than having a strong male lead is a political statement. You're actually believing the feminazis, you twat.
>>68640992
>denying the feminazi agenda
Get a load of this corrupt Gamer Gater shill on Disney's payroll.
kek
>>68633324
HAHA REMEMBER HOLO CHESS
HAHA REMEMBER THE TRASH COMPACTOR
HAHA REMEMBER THE DEATH STAR
HAHA REMEMBER HAN WORE THE SAME CLOTHES A LOT
HAHA REMEMBER THE TRENCH RUN
HAHA REMEMBER HOW EVERYTHING IN THE 70S WAS BORING BECAUSE THEY'RE BUDGET WAS SMALL HAHA LETS DO THAT TOO
HAHA REMEMBER PRACTICAL EFFECTS
HAHA FUCK THE PREQUELS OUR FIGHT WILL BE REAL AND GROUNDED
HAHA FUCK THE PREQUELS NO NEW SHIPS
HAHA FUCK THE PREQUELS NO NEW PLANET TYPES
HAHA FUCK THE PREQUELS NO WORLD BUILDING
HAHA FUCK THE PREQUELS WE USED SETS
HAHA FUCK THE PREQUELS OUR CGI CHARACTERS ARE NO RACIST
>>68633324
Mad Max was a better Star Wars movie than this piece of nameless planets crap.
>>68641160
You're cute. Stay malleable anon.
>>68641528
LONDON
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I thought you guys were joking about the race mixing.
Are they actually pushing this interracial shit for real?
>>68641568
>surprised that JewJew Abrams is pandering to the super liberal SJWs.
>>68641643
>>68641568
To be fair, there is no agenda, it's all about demographics.
>>68640992
Why do women stand out so much on 4chan?
>yfw you realized Phantom Menace is the best movie outside the original trilogy
>>68641673
This. They want money not socially conscious world domination.
>>68641673
so after watching the first order, you don't think there was an anti-Nazi agenda? we get it hitler did bad stuff, get over it already
>>68641568
It's more of a feminist movie. rey tells finn twice that she doesn't need his help and she saves his life a couple times.
I wouldn't be surprised if she actually pegs him in the sequel
>>68633324
The "do you have a cute boyfriend?" line
>>68641735
You've never met a woman have you anon? I can post my dick if you like faggot.
>>68641753
Yes, but that's hardly an uncommon or new agenda. We kind of had a "Nazis are bad" agenda since the 40's bro. And not just in Hollywood. That's hardly a new SJW twist on the matter.
>>68641414
>HAHA REMEMBER HOLO CHESS
yep
>HAHA REMEMBER THE TRASH COMPACTOR
yep
>HAHA REMEMBER THE DEATH STAR
yep
>HAHA REMEMBER HAN WORE THE SAME CLOTHES A LOT
I guess?
>HAHA REMEMBER THE TRENCH RUN
yep
>HAHA REMEMBER PRACTICAL EFFECTS
yep
>HAHA FUCK THE PREQUELS OUR FIGHT WILL BE REAL AND GROUNDED
positive
>HAHA FUCK THE PREQUELS NO NEW SHIPS
compared to sleek cgi cartoons, positive
>HAHA FUCK THE PREQUELS NO NEW PLANET TYPES
compared to sleek cgi single-biome planets that only exist for novelty, positive
>HAHA FUCK THE PREQUELS NO WORLD BUILDING
incredible amount of "world building." Nice meme
>HAHA FUCK THE PREQUELS WE USED SETS
positive
>HAHA FUCK THE PREQUELS OUR CGI CHARACTERS ARE NO RACIST
ambivalent
>HAHA REMEMBER HOW EVERYTHING IN THE 70S WAS BORING BECAUSE THEY'RE BUDGET WAS SMALL HAHA LETS DO THAT TOO
pic related
>HAHA FUCK THE PREQUELS
haha
>>68641803
Please do post your clit, bby grl.
I'm sick of the passive-aggressive shots at the prequels, and alsmost turned it off after hearing the first line of the movie "this is where we make things right.
>its a /tv/ pretends the best movie since 1980 is bad because of /pol/ and reddit boogeyman episode
>>68641740
>mfw that will never happen because I'm not a delusional babby with a personality disorder
Everything Different from What I like is reddit. Lol
>>68641873
>the best movie since 1980
how is it possible people like this idiot exist ? ?
>>68641857
oh wow you sure told me lol
I straight fell asleep in the theater. Disney has no idea how to make an exciting movie
>>68641915
I wish I knew. I can't tell if it's a serious post, a shill post or a meme post.
fucking internet
>>68641873
What exactly was so 'best' about that movie?
>>68641568
>Whining about a perfectly normal and heathy relationship between a man and woman in the current year
>>68642024
Dont pretend liking TFA is a minority opinion
The prequels are objective dogshit and return of the jedi is a prototype phantom menace only saved by the throne room stuff
>>68642092
I never said it's a minority opinion, strwaman harder. Although it is a pleb opinion.
Anyway, it is a minority opinion that it's the best movie since the 80's. Bringing in /pol/ boogeyman for no reason doesn't exactly help when trying to make a rational point either. Points for effort?
>>68642092
FEMINIST FAGGOT YOU WONT GET ME THIS IS WHAT POL WARNED ME ABOUT REEEEEEEE
>>68642187
The best STAR WARS movie you fucking retard
Retarded FAN FICTION tier garbage feminist interracial agenda
disgusting flick not worth a fucking watch
>>68642209
>hurr I move goal posts
>u retard
kek
I don't give a fuck if most people will agree that TFA is better than the prequels. That isn't an achievement of any kind.
totally forgetable capeshit
>>68642333
Its not moving goalposts, its pretty clear that in a thread explicitly about star wars someone talking about the best movie is talking about the best movie in the star wars series
But at least you can agree TFA is better than the prequels, which some memers cant even do
>>68642384
I hate those nostalgia prequel defender fags, that grew up with the prequels and now can't let go, as much as any other sane person.
>>68642384
>But at least you can agree TFA is better than the prequels
You realize this is just the typical Star Wars 80's nerd dogshit standard opinion, right?
Prequels at least weren't a fucking ode to nostalgia.
>>68642092
Most people enjoy RotJ and RotS you know.
>>68642460
>Prequels at least weren't a fucking ode to nostalgia.
are you fucking serious?
>Anakin built C3PO
>Amidala giving a fucking award ceremony to R2D2 simply because it's a character the audience will recognize
>"Why do I feel you're going to be the death of me?"
>Asteroid chase in AotC almost a beat for beat repeat of the one in ESB
>Phantom Menace ends on a staircase celebrating a skywalker blowing up a space station, just like ANH
>City on the water in the second movie just like a city in the clouds in ESB
fuck off, mate. Both the prequels and TFA were nostalgiabait crowd-pleasing movies, only the prequels failed at it and TFA succeeded because the latter was well made.
>>68642592
Are you triggered, friend?
>>68642460
>You realize this is just the typical Star Wars 80's nerd dogshit standard opinion, right?
Yeah and this is just the typical Star Wars born in 1999 nerd dogshit standard opinion
>Prequels at least weren't a fucking ode to nostalgia.
YES THEY MOST CERTAINLY WERE
>>68642692
>says something stupid
>get proven wrong
>lmao u mad friend :^)
prequel babbies not even once
Disney is single handedly ruining this fucking board. TFA made this board unusable for months, and is still fucking getting threads months after most people have completely forgotten it
We seriously are going to need a board just for this goddamn disney shit
>>68642858
>and is still fucking getting threads months after most people have completely forgotten it
Do you not notice the inherent contradiction here
oh wait you believe all people who want to talk about the movie are paid disney shills
>>68642858
Maybe, just maybe, people are discussing FILM AND TV on /tv/. Fuck off to /b/ or /pol/ if you wanna be coddled
>>68642925
>oh wait you believe all people who want to talk about the movie are paid disney shills
Did I fucking say that? No I said most people have forgotten it. I haven't heard anyone mention this shit except on 4chan in months. Even then the only reason why is because most people on here are poor/young as fuck and just saw this shit. Or they're deliberately trying to start a shit flinging contest.
Disney movies are incredibly forgettable which is a requirement because they need you to buy your ticket to the next movie which is just like the last any day now.
>>68640992
That's okay darling no need to make a fuss, I promise you in about twelve years there'll come along a new and improve star wars heroine, and she'll be the one they got right. Oh wait they did, Clone wars cartoons no less. Keep on Shilling Dis'.
>>68642714
97 here. You're a retarded cuck.
>>68642980
>>68642925
>catalog is almost entirely full of TFA threads during the height of its popularity
>ITS TOTALLY FINE TO SHIT UP THE BOARD BECAUSE ITS ON TOPIC
I wish we had mods that did something besides remove bane threads
>>68633934
I actually like this. What is wrong with me
>>68643017
>I haven't heard anyone mention this shit except on 4chan in months
That's mostly because by virtue of being on /tv/ your social circle is likely limited
TFA blu ray has made up like 90% of the physical media share sold for two weeks in a row, obviously people still give a shit about the movie. Saying people have "forgotten" it is your last ditch effort to pretend the movie is a failure because it was a massive success by literally every other standard. Critics loved it, audience loved it, and it made a shitload of money, but you, in your autistic contrarian mindset, clings to the idea it was "forgotten" so you can still claim victory
>>68642092
Yes because millions didn't complain they were duped into watching a shitty mediocre boar fest, you hopeless Disney shill.
>>68643078
OFF BY 2
>>68633776
this
I didn't even watch it when I heard /tv/ talk about that. I can't stomach any more suchanerd quipfest cashins
>>68643127
>That's mostly because by virtue of being on /tv/ your social circle is likely limited
Lmao that projection. Is this how you argue all the time? You just make shit up and put words in the other persons mouth? Obviously the movie was a massive success, so were the prequels. It was forgettable and boring. I fell asleep in the theater. This isn't a victory, I wanted to fucking watch a good star wars movie you nigger.
>Critics
>audiences
You realize neither of those things matter at all right?
You just keep on assuming I have some agenda or I'm some kind of shit poster. People have forgotten it because Disney has perfected the blockbluster. They release the same high budget movie every year, same story and dynamics.
>>68643127
yes, a few tens of thousands sold constitutes as alot. Bravo!
Why are disney movies so fucking boring?
>>68643357
What the fuck is a good star wars movie to you, nigger?
Because the absolute worst you can say about TFA is that it sticks too close to formula.
>>68643380
It's generated more than $150 million in revenue already
that's more than just a few tens of thousands
>>68643461
>Because the absolute worst you can say about TFA is that it sticks too close to formula.
It was boring as fuck for an action/adventure movie. Also the writing wasn't great.
>Do you talk first or do I
Cringe
>Droid Please
fucking racist for a disney film surprised desu there hasn't been an SJW outburst over this line
The movie was filled to the brim with pointless characters. You seem to like this movie. How was the final fight? I fell asleep around the time Rey was captured
>>68643461
>What the fuck is a good star wars movie to you
None of them. 7 movies and they haven't gotten it right once.
>>68643078
So you were in pull ups when TPM came out. And we are taking your opinion seriously why?
Do this fucking board a favor youngfaggot and stop pretending that the movie you liked when you were a handicapable toddler is actually good. You like it because it reminds you of your childhood, not because it is good. And you don't like TFA because you're an edgy contrarian teenager, not because it is bad.
Stop projecting your disorder onto /tv/ you cancerous fuck.
>>68643461
So it was bought by what, two million people?
>>68643679
>you don't like TFA because you're an edgy contrarian teenager
What If I don't like it because it was boring?
>>68643686
Not him, but in what world do DVDs cost $75?
>>68643777
TFA was a shitty movie. Nostalgia don't mean shit or maybe it does.
>>68643757
So you're a retarded adhdfag teenager.
And you're still a hack contrarian faggot if you think fucking TPM somehow isn't.
>>68643973
slow down there pal and try making sense. I don't care at all about the prequels. Why would you bring them up?
Also how is it ADD to sit through a movie and think its boring? It was fucking boring. Disney has no idea how to make an action film. Their movies have no stakes or risks and no one is ever in danger.
How can you be invested in an action movie where you know the main characters are gonna be fine and they'll succeed in their goals?
>>68643629
>HOW DARE THIS MOVIE HAVE HUMOR OR LEVITY TO IT FUCKING REDDIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lmao
>The movie was filled to the brim with pointless characters.
Really? Because the only "pointless" character in the movie is maybe Phasma. Everyone else has a distinct role
>>68644150
When was anyone in the original star wars movie in more risk than the characters of TFA
>>68643679
>And you don't like TFA because you're an edgy contrarian teenager, not because it is bad.
but Disney didn't make the film for teenagers or adults, it was made for tiny little kids.
>>68644210
>TOO MUCH NOSTALGIA
>but it was made for little kids!
The doublethink among TFA haters is hilarious
>>68644194
https://youtu.be/F3FO-Q0dnwA
>>68638952
When I saw this part I knew the movie was gonna be a shitshow.
>>68644168
The humor was specifically placed to break tension. It wasn't just there for no reason.
Also in regards to characters almost all of them were pointless.
>Chewie
did nothing
>Leia
Did nothing
>Han
Almost did nothing, his main role was to die
>Poe
Who? Seriously I had to look up this guys name. He's got maybe 5 minutes of screen time
>Finn
Did nothing until the very end
>Luke
Plot device
>Hux
Did nothing
>Phasma
Who?
>c3p0
Filler
>R2d2
Plot device
>Maz
lmao don't even get me started
What was all that about the characters mattering at all? All these roles could be filled by anyone or simply removed and the plot of the movie would be identical
>>68644284
They made a movie for children and appealed to adults using nostalgia of the movies they watched as kids. Are you retarded?
>>68644333
>deathstar
>10
lmao
>>68644354
I'm starting to think you don't even actually like Star Wars and are just here for a giggle
half the shit you're saying is objectively wrong
>finn did nothing until the very end
except when he launched a single-man prison break out of a star destroyer and blew up a whole fucking hangar with the tie fighter cannons and shot down two TIE fighters and killed a bunch of stormtroopers during the ground battle and launched a rescue mission to save Rey and fought kylo ren at the end
>>68644150
>I don't care at all about the prequels.
>You realize this is just the typical Star Wars 80's nerd dogshit standard opinion, right?
>Why would you bring them up?
>Prequels at least weren't a fucking ode to nostalgia.
>Also how is it ADD to sit through a movie and think its boring?
How is it not?
>It was fucking boring.
Yeah you're an ADHD contrarian teenager. You need to stress how smart you are by acting like you're above a kids movie.
>Disney has no idea how to make an action film.
kek. Let's see what your favorite "action film" is then youngfriend.
>Their movies have no stakes
YOU ARE A PARROT. YOU ARE PARROTING CRITICISMS YOU'VE HEARD BEFORE WITHOUT REALLY UNDERSTANDING WHAT THEY MEAN.
>or risks
YOU ARE A PARROT. YOU ARE PARROTING CRITICISMS YOU'VE HEARD BEFORE WITHOUT REALLY UNDERSTANDING WHAT THEY MEAN.
>no one is ever in danger.
What did this say that "stakes or risks" didn't?
Also, what part of almost getting blown up multiple times isn't "danger" to you? Did you grow up in Falluja?
>How can you be invested in an action movie where you know the main characters are gonna be fine and they'll succeed in their goals?
What the fuck kind of wide-eyed dipshit are you if you don't know that the protagonist in an action adventure fantasy is "gonna be fine?"
This isn't a criticism of the film you fucking know-nothing tryhard. This is a criticism of basic goddamn filmmaking and screenwriting. Holy shit. Fuck I am in the wrong place.
Jesus fucking Christ the goddamn retards.
Fuck you m8.
Goddamn it /tv/ is dead. It's over. The retards are at the wheel.
Fuck.
>>68644333
What are you even implying here
are you trying to imply tons of people didn't get shot and die in TFA?
>>68644504
lmao this projection and not realizing he's been talking to more than one person.
>>68633324
When it made $2 Billion
>>68644496
lmao I'm crying. Star wars fans are hilariously autistic.
>>68633423
Same, first line that popped into my head
>>68639827
It was Solo's goddamn ship
>>68644661
>It was Solo's goddamn ship
That he hadn't seen in half a decade and they explicitly established that portion guy had made changes to it, which Rey was aware of because she worked for him. Maybe you'd know that if you weren't going "HURR DURR REDDIT MEMES MARY SUE" the whole movie and actually paid attention
Han was never a great mechanic anyway, he spends all of ESB trying to fix the Falcon and fucks up at it constantly
>>68644150
>How can you be invested in an action movie where you know the main characters are gonna be fine and they'll succeed in their goals?
Fucking hell this is the dumbest goddamn thing I can't get over how fucking thick you are.
I literally can't even. With this shit.
>>68644572
I don't give a shit if you hopped in to tell me how old you were you fucking literal retard cunt. I don't care if you live or die. Never reproduce. The buck stops here m8 and it's time we start thinking of the greater good. Fuck off out of this goddamn board and see how many of your mom's anxiety meds you can fit in your fucking stomach you actual fucking mumblefuck faggot.
You're existence is triggering.
>>68644504
>Someone finds a kids movie boring
>This is a contrarian opinion
>finding a movie boring means they have ADD
>Resorting to insults
>since he parrots everything he thinks others do too
I've always said disney movies have no stakes, for years guy.
>Let's see what your favorite "action film" is then youngfriend.
I don't like action movies really. Action movies are usually boring as fuck
Like I'd waste time watching this slop.
>>68644765
>I don't like Disney movies
>I don't like action movies
>Based on context I don't even like Star Wars either
then WHY THE FUCK are you even here, friendo?
>>68644703
Why do you fanboys deny yourselves the fact that the franchise died with this installment of SW?
>>68644705
How is it stupid to want the events of the movie to matter? You aren't even saying anything you just keep typing curse words like that makes a point.
Cry harder Star Wars cuck. Enjoy showing TFA to your kids who look at you in the eyes and say "Daddy that movie is so boooooring"
>>68644808
I enjoy the concept of star wars. The movies just kind of suck. Why do you like garbage?
>>68644703
>Han was never a great mechanic anyway, he spends all of ESB trying to fix the Falcon and fucks up at it constantly
I always got the impression that it was more because the falcon was an old piece of crap, and Solo was actually skilled for keeping it running for so long
>>68644880
>I enjoy the concept of star wars.
>But I hate wholesome stories about good triumphing over evil with exciting action setpieces
What the fuck are you even talking about? Why are you even here? Are you some kind of EU cucklord?
>>68644845
If anything, kids would probably be more bored by the original movie, which has no action whatsoever after the first short battle until the hangar escape. Most of the first hour is just exposition and wandering around in the desert. I'm not saying it's bad, but a dumb kid would probably love the more fast-paced nature of TFA more.
>>68644944
Geez it sure is easy to argue if your autistic and just pretend the guy said an easily refutable point
>>68644504
>YOU ARE A PARROT. YOU ARE PARROTING CRITICISMS YOU'VE HEARD BEFORE WITHOUT REALLY UNDERSTANDING WHAT THEY MEAN.
How could someone not understand that criticism or not reach it themselves? It isn't even a criticism its just straight fact.
>>68644765
>Someone finds a kids movie boring
>This is a contrarian opinion
GODDAMN FUCK. DO You not even have an understanding of subjective reality? Hows your object permanence? Are you actually incapable of understanding that because you don't like a genre it doesn't make the movies in the genre bad? Do you even fucking know what genre is? And you're supposed to be 19?!
>I've always said disney movies have no stakes, for years guy.
You do realize that I don't know you, right? Do you understand that other people aren't you?
If you see me put a marble in the basket, but when you're out of the room I move the marble to the box, when you come back to the room would you expect to find the marble in the basket or the box?
>Resorting to insults
No shit I am you are goddamn infuriating. You're the worst. Holy fuck. If you were a troll, this shit would be genius tier.
>I don't like action movies really. Action movies are usually boring as fuck
THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHY ARE YOU SHARING YOUR OPINION ABOUT A GODDAMN ACTION ADVENTURE MOVIE? WHY DO YOU THINK PEOPLE WANT YOUR FUCKING OPINION?
>>68644845
>How is it stupid to want the events of the movie to matter?
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. HO LEE PHUC. YOU'VE ALREADY MORE THAN STRESSED HOW MUCH OF A KNOW NOTHING YOU ARE.
>You aren't even saying anything you just keep typing curse words like that makes a point.
you have an autism spectrum disorder. Is that better?
>Cry harder Star Wars cuck.
This isn't about Star Wars. This is about /tv/.
>Enjoy showing TFA to your kids who look at you in the eyes and say "Daddy that movie is so boooooring"
Depends on whether or not they have a neurodevelopment disorder.
>>68644496
>Recalling plot points from a kids movie
Only the dead can know peace from this evil
>>68633776
Yeah this was it.
>at least it was better than the prequels
>the prequels were dogshit
Does that mean this is a great star wars movie because it was better than dogshit? Can anyone that likes this movie defend it without making references to the other films?
The worst is the people who claim it's bringing new ideas to science fiction because there's a black person and a girl. Those idiots can jump off a cliff.
>>68645061
Did you have a point or did you just feel like typing out a lot of insults in caps? You don't sound very intelligent or like you're worth talking too. Why would I want your opinion? All you do is type a bunch of nonesense and somehow you think other people have autism.
How can you defend the fact that nothing happened in the movie? It was a big space jerk off fest. I was in tears
>>68645061
>you don't like a genre it doesn't make the movies in the genre bad?
How could someone say they don't like a genre? Genres are just made up man.
>muh board
/tv/ will always be shit so long as we have people who unironically enjoy disney flicks
>>68645186
>How can you defend the fact that nothing happened in the movie?
But stuff did happen in the movie, anon.
It just sounds like you don't like Star Wars and need to go into a Star Wars thread to bitch at people for liking Star Wars so you can pretend you're an intellectual. THAT sounds more autistic than someone calling you out on your retardation.
>>68645259
But I like Star Wars Friend. As far as I remember nothing really happened in this one tho. HAven't been this bored since AotC
>>68633776
this
>waaaaaah I don't like the thing!
Stay cunty /tv/.
>>68645328
You say you like Star Wars for the purpose of the argument but you're bitching about shit that is integral to the core of the franchise
and if you're saying "nothing really happened" I just don't think you watched the movie.
>>68645186
>All you do is type a bunch of nonesense and somehow you think other people have autism.
I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt by assuming you have autism. If not, I'm very sorry for the people in your life.
>Why would I want your opinion?
Why is that my problem? You want to share your fucking retarded words on this board you have to understand that you may eat shit if you're goddamn dipshit. This isn't your safe space.
Maybe Narcissistic Personality Disorder? Would you say that you understand what "empathy" is?
>How can you defend the fact that nothing happened in the movie?
How would I have to? Multiple things happened in the movie, many even. There was actually 2 hours of things happening.
>It was a big space jerk off fest.
Yeah. It was a Star War movie. Are you a troll? Because if so, bra vo.
>I was in tears
Bet you were. When you have these fits, would you say the source of the hysteria is caused by frustration from not understanding why people are doing something, or would you say it is caused by frustration from people not doing what you want? We'll get to the bottom of this.
>>68645236
>How could someone say they don't like a genre?
>I don't like action movies really. Action movies are usually boring as fuck
>Genres are just made up man.
leave.
>/tv/ will always be shit so long as we have people who unironically enjoy disney flicks
No. It will be shit so long as fucking teenagers unironicaly think they're projecting intelligence or maturity from stressing how above children's movies they are. Do you also need to stress how much you don't watch Nickelodeon anymore too? I bet you haven't even flipped over to NickToons in 4, maybe 5 months.
>>68645560
So we're in agreement that it was a boring movie then? Nothing really happened.
Action isn't a genre. Genres are just made up. this is fact.
When I went to my favorite subreddit and saw them talking about it.
>>68645633
>Action isn't a genre. Genres are just made up. this is fact.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yGVY-xVaSQ
So are movies you fucking mindless goddamn retard.
>Genres are just made up. this is fact
So is language. We made up allllll these goddamn words. This is fact.
what are you?
seriously. what are you?
on a scale of 1 to 10, would you describe yourself as a "human being."
are you a lizard person? are they real? is this real life?
was there some kind of time-traveling mishap 19 years ago that resulted in a temporal paradox, and are you the outcome of reality sorting itself out?
on a scale of 1 to g, would you describe yourself as a "transdimensional demon?"
>>68644168
Humor is only humor if it's funny. Otherwise it's just cringy.
TFA was the latter.
>>68633776
Came here to post this.
>>68633776
Yep. I audibly groaned when I saw the premiere.
![rep-starwarstheforceawakens.1080p.bluray.x264.mkv_snapshot_00.07.36_[2016.04.16_20.34.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dN1s32d.jpg "rep-starwarstheforceawakens.1080p.bluray.x264.mkv_snapshot_00.07.36_[2016.04.16_20.34.54].jpg")
>>68633324
It was about as good a Star Wars movie as it could have been, not perfect much more true to the spirit of the originals than the prequels were. /tv/ is just in denial about it because they have to remain bitterly contrarian to the very end.
That and the fact that bitter neckbeard fanboys with rose-tinted glasses secretly know that the movie is mocking them with Kylo Ren.
>>68633776
I DL'd it and turned off right at that part. It was so fucking jarring and un-Star Wars like. Wasn't worth watching more. The sets and everything were pretty bad too. Was like those new Star Trek movies.
>>68648974
>The sets and everything were pretty bad too.
Literally kill yourself.
t. professional set builder
