And is the tanktop part of the regulsted uniform?
>>68621154
cause now...
>>68621531
I will
>>68621154
that's the jabroni uniform
>>68621154
I bet it was Seagals idea. I guess Seagal didnt think that his NYPD cop character wasn't badass enough so he wanted to make his character an ex-green beret vietnam veteran NYPD cop.
Why does he wear this hat and this tactical vest and the camo uniform?
why would a weekend reserve deputy dress like this?
>>68621801
snatch
>>68621154
It's a testament to his unwavering loyalty, despite being a mercenary.
Can I hire Steven Seagal for my son's birthday party? Does he do this?
>>68623718
every
Why does he have two katanas? And do orange vision really halp you fight better? If i pull them off will he die?
>>68623707
What's that part covering his dick called? Does it even serve a purpose? It just has a little pocket or some shit like that, surely there are enough pockets everywhere.
>>68624136
All he is missing is WW2 Iron Cross award around his neck
>>68623768
He will snatch any mother fucker birthday for a price
>>68624136
>2kat
>>68624136
>Van Dam
>>68624136
Even Seagal's movies don't have so shitty photoshopped covers, guy.
>>68623768
Only if you make a movie about it
>your sons birthday at an Native american reservation
>the party is interupted by bad guys who want the land
>Steven Segal comes jumping out of a helicopter wielding twin katanas
>he sticks the landing, and gets up and says
>"so i hear thers a birtday party!...... Hope i'm invited"
>>68624325
That's just his aura, he's ascending.
>>68624136
Movie of the year
>>68624393
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxloUBCYuFM
Has he finally comprehended the Budd-ha nature?
>>68624522
Y'know
>>68624522
> The irony of all the comments is that what he is saying is actually extremely profound.... It's just most people do not understand the context of Zen Buddhism to understand this story. Indeed the entire buddhist teaching is contained within this story.
lmao
>>68624136
>mfw the dual katanas were my idea
this is literally the biggest accomplishment in my whole life
>>68624522
The way he says Buddha is fucking infuriating
He's got s new movie out
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hSy_F3DbXmI
>>68621154
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guardian_Angels
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY GETTING A JOB
>>68624832
>Spawn and Bronze Tiger teaming up with Seagull
>>68624832
>Durag, dad on a hike sunglasses, fake gold medallion, pyjamas
B A S E D
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S E A G A L
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>>68624832
LIGHTS. CAMERA. BIRTHDAY!
>>68621154
Why did he wear this hat?
>>68624832
Even director Daniel Zirilli wasn't safe from Seagal's twisted vision.
"One time I yelled 'cut' and Steven turned to me and said 'what if someone just stood in the middle of a birthday and yelled cut? Maybe the little monkies in party hates would forget their trained routine of eating all the cake before I get a slice'. My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to play a overweight washed up actor with an East Asian fetish, or had he been an overweight washed up actor with an East Asian fetish all along?"
“Sometimes I would go to look into the cameras, and I noticed Steven had put something in the lens. It was stuff like ‘What if cameras were birthdays? Would you snatch every mother fucker one of them’ and ‘Lights. Camera. Punani.’ I had to ask him to stop because I was getting too scared to direct.”
>mfw he banged prime sharon stone
>>68625828
What birthday are you referencing here?
>>68626160
I don't know if it made it into the final movie, all birthday scenes were mysteriously snatched during production
>>68624727
well that's not false
Although Seagal tells the story a bit funnily does it indeed contain truth.
Thread soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc
>>68625919
Wait, really?
>>68626328
according to /tv/, if any two actors/actresses shared screen time/have been photographed together, then they have definitely banged
So what went wrong. What was the reason behind Kelly Lebrocks and Seagals divorce?
>>68626657
He snatched her birthday.
