>grieving in 2016
>>68617255
fuck that's bleak
like rate and subscribe
that's... pathetic
Why would he retweet that?
>ding dong the witch is dead
At least he didn't like it
>>68617445
I guess to prove that it was true, and also posting a news article is a bit more respectful than trying to grieve within 140 characters.
Is this all some kind of promotion for his netflix standup special?
things like this remind me how much I fucking hate this board
>>68617570
fuck off autist
>>68617255
kek kek kek
>>68617445
because his PR agent manages his account not him
>>68617255
Did he accidentally eat her?
kind of weird that it even crossed his mind to go to social media after something like this
>>68617638
what's wrong? we're not being edgy enough?
Why the fuck would you retweet that
>3k likes
Twitter was so dumb to change that to a heart.
>>68617529
His wife did not take his name?
>>68617831
This is fairly common in developed nations.
>retweeting a tweet about your own wife dying
Modern life is fucked
>>68617878
What about the kids? Which surname will they adopt?
What she gets for mixing with a brown eyed person.
>>68617878
For beta males yes.
Unless your wife has a real marketable name, there is no excuse.
>>68617445
There's irrationality in grieving. Sometimes you just do weird things that make no sense to an outside party.
My grandfather died and my family all gathered together around him. Someone pulled out a camera and took a picture of him. In the moment, I said "What the fuck are you doing? Erase that shit." Now, years later, I think the person was just wanting to hold on to the memory but it came through in a fucked up way during an intensely sad moment.
>>68617255
>"According to a source close to the family, Oswalt and McNamara often engaged in bizarre sexual activities. These included McNamara describing the taste of various junk foods while Oswalt masturbated, the use of heated hot pockets for sexual stimulation, and cuckolding. Acquaintances of the family often heard Oswalt make remarks to the effect of 'I'm going to eat that woman and goddamn them all if they try to stop me'. It is unclear at this point whether any of these disturbing details relate to her death.
for real though guys, he was married to a deeply troubled drug addict for YEARS. did it occur to you that he might actually not be grieving that much? He might not be entirely sad she's gone
if you've already spent YEARS emotionally preparing for the inevitable overdose, trying to "help" them when they don't want help, you'd be surprised at how little you feel on the day that it actually happens. because the grieving process has been stretched out and prolonged over the course of YEARS before they actually die. by the time they do, you've already taught yourself to let go.
>>68617995
The kids usually take the fathers name.
Women keeping their maiden name is especially common when the woman has her fame/career tied to her name.
>>68617995
In some families the kids hyphenate both last names, or the male offspring take the fathers name and the female offspring take the mothers name. If one or the other has a more famous name, all of the kids might take that one.
>>68618036
>there is no excuse
just because is reason enough
>>68618036
It's pretty common when both people are in the entertainment business.
>>68617999
>fat
>manlet
>looks like down syndrome
brown eyes were his smallest problem
>>68617878
>This is fairly common in developed nations.
Only for cucks and single mothers
>>68617995
>What about the kids? Which surname will they adopt?
Pic related is common.
>>68618168
If she was a well known actress, but no she wasnt even a well known producer.
Its a sign of disrespect to not take your husband's name in this scenario.
>mitchel nakamura
Literally fucking who? Why is someones dead wife making the news?
>>68617255
Imagine if he retweeted that with a ":^)"
>>68618252
or
>i'm single now ladies ;)
>>68617661
nice chek
>>68617255
>31.k likes
wut
>>68618227
>Its a sign of disrespect to not take your husband's name in this scenario.
Maybe in the deep south or if he was from old money on the east coast. No one really cares about your last name on the west coast. Is it really so mind-blowing that different parts of the country and socioeconomic classes practice different traditions?
That fortune cookie in his photos actually said "your wife will die in a few days" but he thought it was just a funny goof at the time
>>68617698
>weird that it even crossed his mind to go to social media
>when someone dies your phone stops existing
>>68618111
She was a drug addict?
>>68617255
Thats what happens when you browse too much 4chan.
You cant tell what is serious or funny anymore
>>68618252
>>68618261
why did i lol
"Hey yall my wifes funeral will be livestreamed on twitch!! should be a real hoot"
>>68617698
normies live their entire life through social media nowadays. If your hypothetical wife died would you suddenly stop using your computer? Compulsively checking their phone every five minutes is like breathing to these people
>>68618376
>twitch
>not periscope
Go to bed, gramps.
>>68617255
>fortune cookies
>batman's dark secret
>guitar rocker
Interesting pictures for a married guy
>>68618325
>maybe in the deep south
Maybe in the whole civilized world. Idk what cuck new age culture you've started taking up, but its setting you astray.
>>68618137
I have my mothers last name. Though my parents aren't married.Wish I had my fathers last name since fucking nobody knows how to pronounced it.
>>68617559
Why not just skip it all together then? I have no idea how he must feel, but I do know he's one of the more intelligent comedians out there, it seems strange not to say anything to accompany that, if doing that at all.
>>68617698
Considering he hasn't tweeted since, I'd say he actually avoided social media. Retreated the news article when it broke, and that's all he has to say on it
Pretty logical desu
>>68618509
>Maybe in the whole civilized world.
idk what man-baby echo box you've been living in, but I don't think you should worry too much about getting married anyway.
>>68617698
whas worse is other celebrities tweeting to patton
Its nice of Netflix to plaster his special all over the top of their site the day it happened. Fucking anything to make a buck.
>>68617255
Is he going to go full Rick Moranis and disappear to raise his kid?
It's god's punishment for dating a woman way out of his league
>>68619474
Hopefully
>>68617878
Only happens if the wife's family is rich or famous and she is proud of it
>>68619545
I can't tell if you dislike Patton Oswalt and want him to disappear or care about kids and want him to do the right thing as a father.
>>68618379
>normies live their entire life through social media nowadays
How much time did you spend on /tv/ today?
>mfw he hit out at Trump 4 days ago and Lord Kek smited him for it
>>68618334
I bet they did lines off her forehead
>>68619606
That's asocial media
>>68619606
>normie detected.
Now get out
>>68617529
holy fuck
>>68619694
4chan is social media, no matter how much you kick and scream
>>68619585
Both desu
>>68617255
>still have time to browse twitter
i feel for this guy but come the fuck on,STAY OFF TWITTER
>>68617661
>>68618269
why did I laugh at this like a retard
>>68617255
Is she related at all to Jodie Foster, they have a
very very similar bone structure.
>>68619849
it's jodies aunt retard
>>68619883
>was
>>68618509
>but its setting you astray
Are you retarded or something?
>>68618199
>The Bernie Baby died from SIDS
What is it with Bernie supporters being such failures at everything?
>>68619576
That's just mean.
>>68617878
hahahahahhahahahhahahahahaha holy fuck if this isnt lame you are the biggest cuck ive ever even heard tale of hahahahahahahahahahahahah
Apparently Patton suffers from severe depression.
Trump might just kill two birds with one stone.
>>68619740
you are retarded my guy
>>68619735
Every time someone posts one of these Chris Evans reaction pics I imagine how horrendously ugly they must be in real life.
>>68618051
I wouldn't mind ppl taking pics of my body so long as they aren't proping me in gay or compromising positiobs like making me hail hitler or some shit.
Ok anon? When I die you can take as many pics of me as you want git that?
>>68617878
>>68618036
It makes sense in some cases. For example, if a man marries a woman who is working on, or has finished her doctorate, it makes sense for her to keep her last name so she can remain linked to her previous work.
I wonder if he'll write a joke about it. Comedy often comes from pain, and you can't get much more painful.
>>68617579
HE DID IT
>>68623699
Heh heh so my wife died and now I have to raise my 6 year old daughter by myself
LOLLLLLLLLLLL
>>68623556
Yeah, there's definitely some avataring going on when you have a million reaction images of this handsome guy laughing
>inb4 le wrong generation
The strangle-hold that social media has over the world is fucking creepy.
>>68619883
>younger
>ant
Y do
>>68619606
Tv is safe and anonamoose fb is being monitored by big google and shit
>>68619576
that's really not funny. why would you say that?
>>68617878
Kek
>>68619186
"Sorry your wife died" really isn't an appropriate tweet.
he was already a cynical shrew with a heart of coal (i say that in the style of his words).
i can't even imagine how he is taking this.
>>68618199
How did this motherfucker die anyway
>>68618199
>>68617445
It's his way of breaking the news without having to actually speak directly to anyone.
I don't know, retweeting an article about your dead wife doesn't seem like that much of a deal to me, It's not like it takes that many seconds.
He's probably off social media right now but he just wanted to make things official. /tv/ is now filled with a bunch of pussies.
>>68619576
he's just stating a fact. i bet oswalt will miss his wife more than prince, so i see nothing wrong in pointing this out.
>>68619576
Unnecessary and mean.
>>68617255
This is what happens when you live on twitter
>>68619576
That guy might get blocked.
>>68624088
I like his standup and he was a total mess before this but functional. If it wasn't for his daughter he'd probably be dead already.
>>68619585
Both. I'm sick of stuck up and opinionated celebrities on twitter and I also feel bad for his daughter
What do you people want him to post on fucking TWITTER?
>omg i'm so heartbroken right now i loved my wife alot and now she dead (1/2)
>anyways thank you for your kind words and to my wife i will see you in heaven bb (2/2)
>>68624264
most people don't really post anything for days, or not at all, since it's weird to talk about death and give condolences on social media. but these celeb types that live (and make a living) on social media are a bit different i suppose.
>>68624157
>nothing wrong in pointing this out
This is why you're autistic
>>68624264
How about just stay the fuck of twitter like a normal person who doesn't live on social media?
>>68624366
the only wrong part was his intention, which i assume was to banter about his dead wife, which is bad. but there's nothing wrong with the statement itself, or really to point it out.
>>68624264
I dunno, a joke maybe? He's supposed to be a comedian ffs.
>>68618036
>>68618199
>>68619577
>>68622736
>>68624004
you americunts are the only fags who do this shit
>Suffer from clinical depression
>One of your favorite musicians dies (two if you count Bowie)
>Your wife dies overnight
>Your presidential candidate is losing badly
I'd not be surprised of Patton never did comedy again.
>>68618111
My grandmother suffered from health problems for half my life and when she died last year I felt like a different person. When you lose a loved one you lose part of yourself.
>>68624430
the wording could potentially have saved it but "or your dead wife" could never be taken in a good way
>>68624599
newfags who think just being edgy is some kind of qualification for being here are who need to leave
>>68624828
redditor stop
>>68618092
>These included McNamara describing the taste of various junk foods while Oswalt masturbated
Ultimate kek
>>68617878
cuck
>>68619576
absolutely terrible. Not even funny or memey, just sad.
>>68619576
Why are Drumpf supporters so fucked up?
>>68625467
>>>/tumblr/
>>68625467
Netflix should have shelved his new special for a while. How many people learned about her death right after watching it? Because I did!
>>68624121
>Try to stump the Trump
>Wife get's stumped instead
>>68625388
>>68624888
>>68624599
REDDIT BTFO
>>68617255
>when they heard the news
>>68618538
>I do know he's one of the more intelligent comedians out there
Literally zero evidence of this, he's a fat nerdy slob who got famous by being a fat and nerdy slob
>>68617255
sad
>>68618538
>it seems strange not to
Dealing with the lose of a loved one at the level of a child, parent or spouse is so personal that as long as the person left alive doesn't go full crazy mode anything they do to help deal with it is fine. Really sucks for their kid being that's a harsh thing to deal with her age.
>>68625879
>>68625558
>Conservatives
>Christians
>>68626548
I hope you lose everyone you love, slowly and painfully.
>>68619794
because you're a retard
>>68626630
You've got a point, perhaps it was a way of staving off unwanted and perhaps less than respectful rounds of questioning. I'm sure he's tending to his daughter the most at this time.
>>68626548
The truth.
>>68626681
I love no one so this isnt problem faggot
>>68626681
Jesus Christ, calm down you fucking weirdo.
How weird it is to grieve over a celebrity then the next thing you know is your wife dies
>>68617698
she died 3 days ago dumb fuck.
>>68624091
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.
If only he voted Democrat harder, this must have been the evil Republicans he hates so much that killed his wife.
>>68627111
dude that's brutal
>>68626937
He probably was talking about how young he was
>>68627111
There's no such thing. SIDS is not an acceptable diagnosis anymore. Bern Out Baby died from being shoveled through thousands of pairs of hands of unwashed, dirty people with a predisposition of being unhealthy and disease carriers given their demographics.
Mother should be in prison awaiting trial for child neglect resulting in death. If this happened to a mother parading her kid around on the right she'd already be dead from vigilante justice.
I guess you could say..
..patton felt..
..the bern
>>68617255
Why is he holding her neck like he's forcing her to take the picture.
>>68626803
Got to you, don't forget to think about it.
>people actually feel sorry for this retarded liberal faggot
Proof that reddit has indeed invaded this shithole, fucking cunt faggots.
>>68617698
He probably isn't the person who made the tweet. Twitter accounts are managed by pr people, this is well known.
So who snatched her birthday
>>68619576
>>68617255
who is he-was he in anything considerable
oh wait i remember him from blade 3
>>68619576
feel proud anon. he has it coming
