So is Winters War any good?
No, fuck this movie and that miserable looking bitch on the right.
No it looks like a retarded piece of shit
>>68613765
I heard it was great in a so bad it's good type of way
>>68613765
this OP seems like a thinly veiled excuse for having a mommyfu thread
>>68613975
is this a good thing?
>>68614016
No, im watching the first one right now and want to see if its a good idea to see the new one tomorrow
>>68614018
>So you're leaving John, right?
>Jess please, it was one night and it was a mistake
>>68613765
>So is Winters War any good?+ 0 post omitted.
decide for yourself
>>68614081
I don't care about critic or normie scum opinions. I heard its a fun flick because its bat shit insane and Blunt and Theron are off the rails crazy in it.
What the fuck happens with this thread?
Get some fresh air janitor, your head is overheating
>>68614063
memes aside i'd love to see this
lmao did hotpockets really delete the fuck marry kill comments? ahahahaha
>>68614174
So, I am too
>>68613765
not at all, but I still liked it. Blunt was probably the only good part in it. at least the movie made me care a tiny little bit about her character since she's the only one who has a semblance of characterization. the rest are just boring cardboard cutouts. Theron was kinda fun in a capeshit way.
>>68613765
so much hag in one photo
>>68614512
If those three witches snuck into my room to steal my precious boyseed I wouldn't mind
>>68613765
Who this tranny on the left?
>>68614051
Is the first one that Snow White movie?
>>68613765
obviously not
>>68614288
that's good to hear. i'm watching it just for bluntfu
>>68614545
My nigga!
>>68614629
yeah the one with k stew
>>68613765
Good Lord I think my penis just exploded.
i'm a girl btw
It was better than the first. At least these scags closed their mouths while not talking. That said..nothing to write home about.
>>68614678
>>68614664
Do I have to sit through the k stew one first or does this work on its own? I can't stand her as an actor.
I'm pretty sure that OP is mod.
>>68614863
Idk yet. Im sitting through it just in case but I doubt you need to. Just read the plot on wiki
>>68614929
I'm not. I started this thread earlier but it was deleted because it had the word mommy in it.
I just wanted to talk about the movie
>>68614863
the movie fills you in. I also didn't watch the first one, but I didn't get lost.
>>68614863
No K Stew. Only shot of her is from behind. Her character is locked away killing her pets or something.
>>68613765
>So is Winters War any good?
its a sequel nobody asked for to one of the most unneccesary films in recent memory that is written and directed by d-ist talent
ya, its awsome
>>68615019
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>>68615082
Thanks Pham.
>>68613765
BIG EMILY
>>68615339
for you
>Emily Blunt will never jerk you off in a dirty public toilet with a bored expression on her face
>>68615593
I'd prefer this with Emma Roberts and she laughs at how little cum there was
>>68615593
I'd prefer this with Emma Watson and she sternly lectures me in her posh accent that a lady like her should not be made to do unseemly things like this
Supposedly the jessica chastain character is gone for 7 fucking years but is just in time to save our hero at the last second. Also the dwarves where the worst 'comic relief' I've ever seen, the whole cinema was cringing audibly when they showed up. Also why don't Theron and Blunt age throughout the movie?
Best part of the movie was the snake with flowers on its back desu.
>>68615593
I'd prefer this with Jessica Chastain and she tells me what a good job I'm doing and how proud of my big load she is.
>>68615746
>Also why don't Theron and Blunt age throughout the movie?
magic, I assume.
>>68615593
I'd prefer this with me being a little boy and mommy Chastain very forcefully seducing me, we get into a longer relationship which eventually ends with her stabbing me because she's paranoid and thinks I'll leave her
also there's foot massages involved
>>68616078
Words of a patrician.
>>68613765
Both my aunt and me fell sleep
>no Emily to beat you senseless with a golf club.
;_;
>>68613765
holy shit. you'd think 3 women this hot being in such close vicinity would cause a black hole or something
>>68616148
did you wake up with cum in your pants and your aunt doing the shifty eyes?
>>68613765
see my report here
>>68610409
>no amy adams
>no BDH
>no auntie antje
No, it's shit.
Chris' ass in it is great, that's for sure.
>>68616339
what's the problem?
>>68613765
was there any feet action from chastain?
