What would Seinfeld be like if it was still on today?
>there will never be a comedy as good as seinfeld
>ever
why even watch television
jery get ipad
what if jerry was black?
>>68600026
Nothing but safe puns.
It's Always Sunny is Seinfeld for our current culture
The post 9/11 episode would had been weird
>They think we're straight, Jerry!
>Not that there's anything wrong with that
>>68600182
Pretty much. With some Curb mixed in.
Krame BERST into Jery's apartment.
Kramer slams the door into Jerrys newborn son paralyzing him. Jerry bashes Kramers skull in with the door while calling him a nigger.
I'd like a George on dating websites episode
twitter.com/seinfeldtoday
>>68601112
George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps.
G:”It’s too desperate.”
J:”How’d you find out?”
G:”I’m on both."
>>68601122
>anatomically incorrect chicken porn
how can you even get hard?
>>68600348
>what if subway still free?
Jared BERST into elementary school
>>68600151
this desu senpai
>tfw no one else on /tv/ goes to your shitposting containment facebook page
>>68600026
>it's a Kramer starts a let's play Youtube channel episode
>>68601812
>Kramer and Newman join anonymous
Elaine: He's a SHITPOSTER Jerry!
Kramer: Well, he IS Australian
Jerry: (dismissively) oh what do you mean?
Kramer: Australians and shitposting Jerry! they LOVE it!
Jerry gets a role in the next Superman movie but loses the role when Cavill asks Elaine out
Kramer and George accidentally get stuck at a BLM protest on their way to a hip new restaurant
>Jerry "What happened Kramer?"
>Kramer "Well I was trying to see Newman at the post office and there was some big crowd... so I was pushing my way through you know I was getting kind of mad at this point, then i get up to some barrier tape and some goon with glasses puts his hand on me and tells me to stop"
>Jerry "I don't understand?"
>Kramer "Yeah well anyway there was some surge of people behind me and i got pushed forward past the barrier and fall over this guy.... turns out it was Donald Trump and he was here in New York for the election!"
>Jerry "YOU KNOCKED OVER TRUMP?"
>Kramer "Well i didn't mean too! and the worst part was.... as i was falling down... i was trying to keep my balance... and i pulled his pants down jerry..."
>Jerry "HIS PANTS?"
>Kramer "ALL THE WAY DOWN"
There's a mass shooting at George's workplace, but he survives because he was playing hooky. He exploits the situation for a sympathy date but is caught in his lie when a photo of him at Coney Island goes viral by conspiracy theorists as proof that the shooting was staged
Kramer starts working as an Uber driver but Jerry and Elaine exploit him for free rides
>jerry's girlfriend has man hands
>takes out cellphone
>she doesn't have man hands anymore
>>68601490
gerge get iphone
kram say n word
>>68602828
That sounds fucking hilarious
Elaine would be a black
>>68601122
Who saves this shit
>>68600026
we had this yesterday for fuck's sake
jery get ipad
It would pretty much be Big Bang Theory
>>68603684
>Jerry meets Wolowitz
J: Really?
W: *nervous laugh* What?
J: You're so jewish I'd stuff you in the oven myself.
Jerry gets paranoid about his girlfriend’s past when her iPhone automatically connects to the wi-fi at Newman’s apartment.
Jerry’s GF always smokes an e-cig in bed. GF:”But it's vapor.” J:”You say that like vapor’s something I want. I don’t want vapor! No vapor!"
George’s GF refuses to tag herself on Facebook in any photos with George. G:“It’s like she’s hiding something, Jerry!” J:”She is. You."
>>68603930
Kek
id like to think their puns weren't watered down and they still had a crack at people.
>george on dating apps
>Jerry still a lazy slob making fun of how things are nowa days, paranoid about girls and modern trends.
>Newman has a youtube channel where he makes conspiracy theories and no longer works as post man
>elaine is feminist but hates modern feminists and other feminist shit
>puddy plays same role as he does in rules of engagement, manly man.
>Kramer keeps trying get rich schemes and always goes on little adventures and gets really confused and annoyed/ scared when approached by NY SJW's
Kramer hosts a "non-recorded" podcast. K:"It's just like a podcast, but no microphones." J:"So a conversation?" K:"You don't get it Jerry!"
>>68601179
underrated. did larry suggest that himself?
>>68600026
Kramer would be a black
George would be a gay
Seinfeld would a girl
Elaine would be a marvel comic book character
Elaine breaks up with Puddy and starts dating a fact checker named Tay.
Elaine has a bad waiter at a nice restaurant, her negative Yelp review goes viral, she gets banned. Kramer accidentally joins the Tea Party.
>>68600026
>It's an Elaine gets BLACKED episode
George uses Craigslist to apartment hunt, ends up on a date w/ a man. J:"Did it say man for man?" G:"I thought he wanted a roommate, Jerry!"
Elaine dates an actor who is an understudy in Hamilton, and pretends to like his shitty one man show, but only so she can get a ticket to the show. He quits after encouragement from Elaine, and she never gets to see Hamilton. The episode ends with Elaine, Jerry, and George walking out of the actor's bad play. Kramer loves it.
>>68604074
>Kramer accidentally joins the Tea Party
2004 called R eddit, it wants you to go back
Elaine would be influenced by modern feminists
puddy would be his typical easy going manly man.
constantly fight about stupid shit elaine hears on tumblr, tells puddy not to man spread. puddy puts her in place with logic and reason.
Kramer refuses to get social media because he thinks it makes people less social.
George judges whores on tinder and talks shit about their profiles to the group while they are at the coffee shop, but then the girl will walk in and george trys to hit on her.
Jerry makes fun of social norms as usual. much more about pop culture and current topic.
Newman uses tinder but pretends to be a girl and trys to get a lesbian, but ends up getting george and they both meet up, not knowing.
Kramer starts an ebay store, becomes obsessed, and starts selling Jerry's things. J:"Where's my toaster?" K:"You still wanted that?
George discovers WebMD, is convinced he's dying. "Could I have cancer, malaria, AND smallpox? Because THAT'S WHAT THIS IS TELLING ME JERRY!"
george would realize he has never actually hit puberty, and become really self conscious
>all four start a reddit account
>people steal jokes from jokes from jerry and repost it for more karma than he was getting
>george has negative karma and get downvoted with everything he says
>kramer becomes the most popular user and gets subreddit dedicated to him
>elaine starts off ok but gets a lot more karma than anybody by telling everyone she's a girl
>>68600182
It actually says on the dvd set how much like seinfeld it is
All of the gang's favorite food places get a sudden rise in popularity from hipsters who are hearing about them from a very popular but anonymous food blogger. Forced out of their usual places, they're forced to go to more and more obscure places in search of a place that isn't getting more and more popular all of a sudden. They realize that the reason places get popular is that Kramer tells Newman about these places, and that Newman is the food blogger.
They get back at him by sending him to a "super secret speakeasy" that turns out to be a bumfight arena.
>>68600026
>Hey Jerry, you gotta help me!
>What now Kramer?
>It's Newman, Jerry. We gotta stop him before it's too late!
>What, is he on the roof again? C'mon Kramer you can't keep falling for this
>No Jerry, the beta uprising!
>Beta uprising?
>THE BETA UPRISING
>What the hell is the beta uprising?
>It's the uprising of the betas, Jerry! Newman thinks there is going to be one in an hour and he's gonna go around killing all the normie scum!
>What? What are normie scum? What are you talking about?
>THE NORMIE SCUM JERRY! FOLKS LIKE YOU AND ME WITH NORMAL LIVES, HE'S GONNA KILL US ALL!
>Normal? We're normal?
>OH WE'RE NORMAL ALRIGHT
>Where'd he get such a ridiculous idea?
>The internet, Jerry! It's brain poison, I'm telling you! You just keep browsing and browsing and it turns you into a robot!
>*gunshots on the street below*
>*Jerry and Kramer look out the window*
>I TOLD YOU JERRY, I TOLD YOU IT WAS THE BETA UPRISING
>That's a shame
>>68600026
mind if i post some of these on /r/4chan?
>>68606854
Yes
>>68605518
George: Jerry! I just heard of this great new thing called the Beta Uprising!
cue credits
>>68606854
fuck outta here
>>68602794
close.
>>68600150
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is funnier
Should I skip season 1 or is it good too?
>>68602828
Best ITT
>No god awful soundtrack
>No unbearable laughter and unnatural, awkward pauses in between sentences to account
>higher resolution
>higher budget
I wish, it would be perfect then.
>>68600026
>Jerry is a black muslim tranny
>George is a faggot played by Chris Pratt
>Elaine has multi-colored hair and never shuts up about the patriarchy
>Kramer is the token straight white devil man and every joke is at his expense
>>68607468
It's good.
>>68607524
>>No god awful soundtrack
You are a fucking grade-A faggot if you don't dig the Seinfeld theme
>>No unbearable laughter and unnatural, awkward pauses in between sentences to account
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDYck1aEkxI
The pauses aren't really bad at all.
>>higher resolution
Who cares?
>>higher budget
The show would suck if they turned it into the Simpsons and just visited exotic locales and met celebrities instead of writing good stories.
>>68607433
Go away
>>68600150
Curb, mayne
>>68607633
holy kek
>>68603930
perfect
>>68603930
This is perfect. I might just write one.
>>68602692
>Jerry beats out affleck for batman
>George and Jerry decide to pretend to be a guy to get in his limo
>turns out they're pretending to be the leader of BLM committee
Anyone got that post of a Seinfeld episode about cumming in someone's eye? That shit was gold.
>>68600026
Jerry gets in a fight with RDJ after he tells him at a signing that he loves Superman comics.
RDJ then says "fuck dc comics" (as he has been known to do in real life) as Kramer calls RDJ a marvel nigger as they leave.
>[George and Jerry are in Jerry's apartment, on the couch looking at their iPads]
>George: "Have you seen this new baneposting meme?"
>Jerry: "Again with the memes, George?"
>George: "Well, have you seen it or not?"
>Jerry: "No, George, I haven't seen it."
>George: "It's ridiculous, Jerry! All they do is write 'you're a big guy' and 'for you' over and over!"
>Jerry: "George, you know I'm not really into the meme stuff. I don't meme. I'm not a memer!"
>George: "Well, this meme has gone too far! Too far, Jerry! And I'm going to do something about it!"
>[Kramer bursts into the room]
>Kramer: "What's George yelling about?"
>Jerry: "He doesn't like the new baneposting meme."
>Kramer: "Oh ho ho ho! Looks like we got ourselves a hothead!"
>George: "That's it! I've had it!"
>[George storms out of the apartment]
>>68608082
George absolutely loves BvS and gets an obsession with asking randoms on the street with what they thought of it.
George one day bumps into Henry Cavill and tells him that its great to see such a famous actor to be balding and that he feels for what hes going thru. Cavill says "you WHAT!?" George screams for Jerry
Kramer and Newman are circlejerking in Jerry's apartment when one day Jerry comes home from one of his comedy gigs.
"Ohh noo Kramer! Newman! What are you doing on my couch!?"
Kramer acts calm and replies: "Relax Jerry we were just watching some porn".
"First poppy pees and now I get your manly worms on my couch!?"
"Dont worry we arent gay (not that theres anything wrong with it) but Newman showed me some new furry pics from /b/ and one thing led to another".
Jerry raises his voice "I want both of you OUT!!"
There's a car phone in the limo and they just laugh at it
Jerry calls in a bomb threat to save George but is backtraced and raped in federal prison for life
Kramer fucks a tranny and the entire episode is about LGBT rights and George is the only one against genital mutilation and hormone therapy
Martial Law is enacted in all of NYC after Kramer accidentally buttdials the office of the mayor and they overhear him jacking off to necrophelic scat cp, making George late to work
>>68603099
underrated
>>68600026
Good bread OP
>>68608622
Gud
>>68601063
there'd be some material there for sure
>>68603930
Y'know...that's not bad.
>>68610239
>/tv/ casuals
we have these every day now
...
oh fuck it
>>68608104
hmmmm haven't we watched something similar already?
>*splutters* ..errrr ASTROTURF! You know who's responsible for that, don't you?? THE JEWS!
>Jews hate grass - they always have.
>>68608506
It was going fine, but lost direction towards the end.
It's not believable for Frank's character.
Maybe Newman...
>>68607433
This is the truth
There's so many episodes of Seinfeld I see and I just think that TV executives wouldn't let it be made today. Like the one about Kramer getting too much novocaine and wearing Jimmy's jumping sneakers so people think he's mentally retarded.
>>68604583
Yes, we're all still aware of that.
>>68608622
fucking lol
>>68601112
>twitter.com/seinfeldtoday
Jerry refuses to go to a Cash Only diner. J:"They’ve seen the credit card! They know the credit card! It’s time to accept the credit card!"
kek i take this stance , but mostly because i forgot my pin and haven't been fucked to remember it.
>it's an Elaine gets new yoga pants to impress a hot stud, but she acts too lewd and he freaks the fuck out episode.
>>68613395
>It's a Julia Louis-Dreyfus buys yoga pants, goes on a run, then sits on your face, grabs your hips, and forces her sweaty pussy and ass into your face, and tells you for each minute you last she'll slowly suck your cock for 40 seconds and give you .0001% of her family fortune episode
>it's a She Likes Your Enthusiasm As You Strain To Reach Her Asshole Through Her Yoga Pants With Your Tongue To Pleasure Her And Your Knowledge Of Seinfeld And Will Look Out For You For The Rest Of Your Life Episode
>>68600026
>What would Seinfeld be like if it was still on today?
elaine would be a tranny and kramer would be black
>>68615187
Jews are still jews, let's not get carried away here
