>mfw my girlfriend of 4 years dumped me because i spent the entire day watching movies at the cinema with a friend that is a girl
>>68273643
>>68273643
What movies?
>mfw trying to get my girlfriend of 2 years to dump me without making her cry
Should I do what OP did? But also smash her?
>mfw my sister said we couldn't have sex anymore because she was getting married
No body is gay for anon
>>68273701
yes
>>68273643
When i was 15 a dude i had never talk to before called me on his girlfriend (a really good friend of mine) and threatened to beat me up if he saw me on the street.
And if you really want to know, yes, he was a dirtychink
>>68273721
pics?
>>68273701
I know what you can do to make your girlfriend dump youBe meI can get girls to sleep with me but once they get to know me they lose interest
>>68273766
I feel kind of weird posting my pic on 4chan but here you go. It was when I was dressing up as my favorite character
>>68273694
Batman V Superman
Jungle Book (2 times)
and Zootopia
lel i spent around $115 overall and had more fun with her than any other person.
>>68273875
meant pics of you and your sister fucking or just sister but I love Resident Evil 4 too breh. I have leons jacket
>>68273875
You look like that guy from Boyhood with that haircut
>>68273701
just tell her you are living another life, and are secretly gay and would appreciate it if she didnt tell anyone
>>68273895
>lel i spent around $115 overall and had more fun with her than any other person
wait
wait a second man. You not only paid for this girl which you probably didn't even get to fug but you just didn't sneak into the other movies one after another?
Like you fucking went back outside or to the front desk everytime a movie ended to buy a ticket for the next one? God damn this some 10/10 b8 or what
>>68273991
was the money i was going to spend on my exes gift. instead i spent it with a hot childhood friend and will probably get to fuck her tonight after dinner ;)
>>68274033
dubs dont lie man
>>68274033
>will probably get to fuck her tonight after dinner ;)
sweet get back to us on the deets later man
>>68274033
>and will probably get to fuck her tonight after dinner ;)
>>68274082
will do buddy ;)
>>68274033
So you were planning to break up with her?
Why post an image of Krusty burning if this was planned?
Also you still wasted money.
Doing that to a partner of 4 years seems pretty unlikely unless you had a really good reason to.
2/10 bait
>Go to see Eye in the Sky with gf of 4 years
>tell her I think they made the right choice in the end
>She dumps me on the spot
>>68274174
the image represents my newfound happyness on the inside but the deep burn im going to get from my family members and hers considering her family loved me and my family loved her. ;^)
but this new girl ive had a crush on her since the first grade and shes in her prime right now
>>68274271
Based
Women are a meme.
>>68274271
>ywn be this based
>>68273643
>watching Collateral for the 6th time with girlfriend (her first)
>she talks the whole time through it
>fuck her when it ends
>dump my load and her before the credits end
women gunna pleb
>>68274271
lol this is so fucked up man but props on getting the girl of your dreams instead of settling for second place
>>68274271
>MOM, CAN I GET A SWIRLY STRAW FOR MY CHOCOLATE MILK
t. you 5 minutes ago
>>68274343
meme gender t b h
>tfw gay
>go to the movies with guys all the time
>they pay for their half
>they actually watch the movie in its entirety and discuss it like true artisans
>afterwards we take turns fucking each other senseless for hours at nighttime
>the next morning they instantly become buds
>>68274568
>>68274271
jesus m8 u break my heart talking like this an me realizing ill never get to feel anything like this
>>68273895
>seeing the same movie twice at the cinema
>on the same day
>>68274568
I really wish I was attracted to guys for stuff like this
I like traps, dicks are nice to look at, I'm part way there for sure, I could certainly get into butt stuff with a bit of effort, but literally nothing else about male anatomy is attractive, not even on the most feminine twinks.
>>68274568
>you will never be gay
god dammit seems like so much fun
>>68274699
dude dont even be scared, afterwards most of the tomes you become bros and have fun all the time. just last week a buddy i used to fuck went out to the dunes with me to ride crawlers and bikes. then afterwards we fucked lol
>>68274790
im not gay but being gay seems fun as fuck!
>>68274909
>im not gay but being gay seems fun as fuck!/tv/ - Television and Film
>>68273643
haha at least she was an alpha bitch. She ain't gonna get cucked
>>68273875
>being an underaged faggot with a shit ton of acne
LOL I'm afraid to know what this "girl" looked like
>>68274271
>tfw "the girl of your dreams" cucks you a week later with a BBC
>>68276532
z0zzle
