>Here's your popcorn, sir.
Thank you.
>>68246784
Thanks you too
>>68246784
Thank you. I sure hope my wife, her boyfriend, and my wife's children are hungry enough for all this!
I didn't order any popcorn
don't touch me nigger
>>68246784
Thanks, Jamal. But I also ordered crab legs
Can you fuck my wife while I watch?
Thanks!
What's that, my blonde-haired, blue-eyed wife? You say you need to go to the bathroom but you don't know where it is? You want this gentleman to show you? Fine by me. I certainly wouldn't want you getting lost.
>>68246784
Thanks. Here's the $12.99 for the popcorn plus the standard 20% tip.
>>68246784
Wait, why do I have to pay a mandatary tip? And what the fuck is an "anvil tax"? Optional tip is 5$ minimum?
>>68246784
"Excuse me but you supposed to be gang bangin on the streets. This job is only for white people, this is culturally inappropriate"
>>68246784
>AHHH PLEASE TAKE ALL MY MONEY RAPE MY WIFE PLEASE PLEASE KILL MY CHILDREN JUST DON'T HURT ME PLEAAASSSEEEE
PLEASE DON'T FUCK MY IMAGINARY WIFE YOUNG BLACK MAN
>>68246784
Thanks
"Shiiieeet nigga tha sure looks tasty"
*smacks lips*
>Americans tip because they miss the tip of their dicks
>>68247727
>yuropoors think removing the ugly skin that hides the tip is removing the tip.
Don't you have some children to rape Ahmed?
>you will never watch him tear out her womb, insert his cock into it and fuck it hard until it bursts from the amount of cum he's pumping into it
http://imgur.com/a/98ipg
Stop being mean to him you Neanderthals he's just trying to do his best.
>>68247772
>Amerimutilated
>>68247831
>Caliphate too poor to have proper dick grooming without accidental castration.
>>68246784
Copy that.
>>68247772
The irony here is of course that Ahmed, like Americans, removes the tip. Unlike most Europeans.
Where are the voles I ordered for penelope?
>decide to see BvS a few weeks ago
>have to pay a rent a friend to get past the singles policy
>tip her 20%
>buy two tickets
>tip the ticket booth 20% on both tickets
>buy a large bag of popcorn and two Sodas, 33.78$, plus 20% tip
>usher rips out ticket stub
>tip him 10$ a ticket
>finally get to see movie
>realize it sucks
>leave during dance intermission
>tip the DJ before leaving
>forced to pay "early exit" fees, and have to put down the 20% down payment for my next ticket, plus 50% interest
> tip the ushers who will clean the movie theatre after it's over as I leave
>>68247849
>he had his genitals mutilated as a child
>he will never know what true pleasure feels like
>his parents did this to appease their jewish overlords
>spending somewhere close to 15 dollary-doos on popcorn instead of going into the mighty cold sea and capturing crabs to sneak in crab legs for a movie snack
Why is /tv/ is full if /v/ plebs
>>68247849
>trying to justify genital mutilation
Not even once.
>>68246784
Cheers Jamal. Say hello to Tyrone for me.
>>68247875
No they don't retard
>non-Americans waking up
Welp time to call it a night.
>>68249975
>American education
>>68247849
>cutlet getting this salty
Top cuck
>>68246784
>butter is an extra $5
>plus tip
Fuck off, Laquan!
I love these threads, but I think I missed the origin of the "anvil" meme?
>>68247779
Who the hell is this?? Why are there so many pictures of her in an imgur gallery??
>>68246784
Thanks! But I don't have any money!
How else can I pay you?
My wife? Yeah, that's my wife and daughter.
Yes, they do love BBC...
I used to work at a cinema
I fucking hated kids movies and their fucking popcorn
>>68250546
lmao I intentionally throw all my popcorns on the floor when I leave so wagecucks such as yourself will have to clean it all up
>>68246784
Here's your wife's son, sir.
>>68251154
jesus christ
>>68251154
Is the wife a shapeshifter?
