Apologize, now.
You will
>>68238938
Go kill yourself with an oven you piece of shit, all your movies sucked
>>68238938
why?
>>68238938
I'm sorry your people weren't completely exterminated
The Force Awakens is basically what we've been exposed too for the past decade and a half in pop culture sitcoms like How I Met Your Mother or Family Guy, all reminding us how awesome the original Star Wars trilogy is without delivering any new real content in case of scaring away old fans and alienating people, you might say it was one, long overdrawn Conway Twitty joke only to go nowhere in the end, The Phantom Menace took risks and was bold in this regard, one of the reasons it is a better movie but also a disaster, a disaster but a fun one. The Force Awakens is a boring, dull exposition movie filled with the worst type of pop culture references we've seen so many times over and is a chore to watch because there is no heart or soul with it due to being nothing more than a cash in gimmick on the current flavour of the decade growing faux nerd culture trend. JJ Abrams is not a movie or film directorm he is a business man, who only knows how to market products, which is why he was perfect for the reboot by Disney and shame on Abrams for just tacking on Han's death to stop it being a forgettable movie we all figured it would be.
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>>68239055
Your opinion is shit , you clearly know fuck all about kino , you're not interested in the art of kino and you're blatantly a cross poster while also being a fucking embryo.
Fuck off back to whatever board you came from.
>>68239138
Suck my cock Abrams. You make flicks at best.
>>68239187
Subflicks
Is there anything below fast food? That's what JJ Abram's movies are the equivalent too in the movie industry
I believed in you since day 1, JJ, and you delivered the best star wars flick since ESB.
Fuck the contrarian memers
So are mine
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>it's a JJ samefags episode
How embarrassing.
>>68238938
For what?
Sorry, Gracie's dad
Sorry I had high expectations after your first Star Trek film. I won't make that mistake again.
I wonder what JJ would say if he knew we were calling him "based." I wish we could all go to his house and hoist him up on a sofa like a king and chant "Based JJ!" while he smiled sheepishly like, "What can I do? They want to celebrate me, I can't stop them." Then at night the atmosphere would shift from a celebratory revel to a something more serious and subdued as the joints come out and we urge JJ to partake and after a little cajoling he finally does and says, "I haven't done this in a long time." And somebody would say, "It's a good a time to start back up as any," and JJ would nod and then cough and try to say "True that" through the coughing. "C'mon JJ, you can't take those big '90s hits anymore, you're an old man, and plus this shit is more powerful!" Then we'd ask him if he's feeling it yet, and he'd say "Oh yeah, you guys weren't kidding, this is powerful stuff, not like when I was young." And we'd start asking him what he meant in his movie, what he was trying to say when he said that, and so on, and he'd smile and shake his head and say, "It was so long ago, and now you've got me high, I can't remember, I'm sorry!" OK, OK, then, we'd say, we'll give you a break. Sorry. We know you're high. Maybe when you come down a bit. Then somebody would shout, "JJ did 9/11!" and people would get annoyed and shout at him to shut up and somebody would say, "Who is that? Who brought that asshole?" And when it got late, and we began to feel like we were overstaying our welcome, I would corner JJ and say, "Hey, listen, I feel like I'm having a panic attack, or something, and I can't go outdoors, something's wrong with me. Is it cool if I crash here? I won't tell anybody." And he'd say Fine, fine (still high as hell), and I'd say, "Thank you, based JJ," and as I lay awake in the guest room in the dark I would try to think of really smart and insightful questions to ask him over breakfast, which I would have ready for him when he awoke.
