Who should play Aunt May in the next reboot?
My money is on Aubrey Plaza.
goddamnit I'm so glad I never watched that shitty Andrew Garfield nonsense
why the hell is aunt may getting hotter and hotter in adaptations? fuck, she looked great in spectacular spider man, and even in the ultimate spider man cartoon she's doable.
>>68238399
Why is Aunt May aging in reverse?
>>68238399
Going by the pattern in your pic, she hasn't been born yet.
We want the incest fetish audience.
>>68238513me too
>>68238493
Marvel logic.
OH WELL MIGHT AS WELL KEEP IT IN THE FAMILY
>>68238493
Peter is aging in reverse too.
Why are people so butt-blased about Tomei? Peter is 16 in that universe, Tomei is 52, that's completely plausible
>>68238624
Muh age lik milk.
>>68238594
>tfw you're thankful for that clown for once
>>68239396
ALRIGHT ALREADY
>>68238624
If anything it's almost less plausible having an aunt 50 years your senior. I know it can be used informally but my understanding was that Ben was Peters fathers brother? Was there ever a reference to their ages in the 'canon'
>>68240614
Aunt may has always been an old biddy.
>>68238624
The trouble is they're used to 616 May, who has always been a decrepit crone. But no one really has aged aunts like that anymore.
>>68238493
It makes sense. My aunt isn't as old as my grandma.
Raimi's Spider-Man fucked up in that regard.
>>68240996
>Raimi's Spider-Man fucked up in that regard.
Don't blame him. She was like in her 80's at the least in the comic. They drew her as being a few wrinkles away from a withered corpse.
>>68240996
My mom is the oldest of 10 kids, my youngest uncle is two years older than me, to his kids, my cousins, my mom is aunt may tier to them.
It's not SUPER weird. Also people call people "aunt" who aren't a sister to either of their parents.
>>68240688
Yeah, Raimis choice of actor pretty much reflected how I remembered the character from comics and whatever animated show I watched.
He may have taken it too far though when he had her say that she could just "gobble that boy Harry's cock all fucking night long even though it was as big as a niggers".
Having her portrayed by an older actor adds something to the 'worldly wisdom' aspect of the character as well
>>68241194
I think your interjecting to much of your own mom into the character. She's maternal but not that much.
>>68241194
11/10
>>68241194
>>68240996
>hey my life is a certain way that means everyone elses is too!
