Team House vs. Team Scrubs. Who wins?
>>68219149
I'd rather have the Scrubs guys for literally anything other than some weird obscure amazonian buttfuck disease
House had the better waifus and husbandos (chase/cameron).
>>68219149
Depends, do I get to have Sarah Chalke sit on my face if I go with the Scrubs guys?
having just watched platoon for the first time and not knowing anything about house - the jewfro guy won't win shit
Team Scrubs are literal scrubs that would give up on me too easily. I could fall under a depression due to medication and they would let me hang myself while Radiohead plays in the background
>>68219189
How would you know if it wasn't Amazon buttfuck disease?
>>68219234
She sits on your face while JD sucks your dick and Turk gargles your balls. Dr. Cox is blowing himself while house makes out with his girl and the nigger and aussie try to make sense of everything.
House has a better bull
I would be lying in the hospital needing care while team scrubs is off doing weird hide and seek games or helping JD get through his girl problem while I'm left dying.
Team house would bring me knocking on deaths door for the majority of my stay through their arguing and Houses wrong answers until I sneeze or mention I was molested, in which house will suddenly solve my illness and I'd get to go home because people rarely ever die with that team.
>>68219149
House because Scrubs is completely unwatchable and all those cunts must die.
>>68219454
When you hear hoofbeats in America, do you assume it's a horse, or a zebra?
>>68219271
I got a bad feeling about this one Bob.
House had the better waifus. Hands down.
Scrubs because there's a slight chance I could be in a quick cutscene from JDs head.
>>68219149
House would make you go bankrupt in burgerland with all the useless tests. An MRI alone costs $14,000.
>>68219149
>13 might touch me
>chase might touch me
how is this a question
I just want one crossover episode where Cox and House compete to cure a mysterious ailment / see who can be the bigger asshole.
>>68219149
Imagine how awful being a terminal patient in the Scrubs hospital would be.
Just constant nonstop shenanigans and angst 24/7. Jesus Christ just pull the plug now.
>>68219149
In a fight?
I watched and liked both.
They're different shows anyway. Scrubs wasn't even about medicine itself.
>>68219875
I assume it's niggers.
>>68221170
>scrubs wasn't about medicine
>>68221114
I'm sure a lot of patients might like that stuff because it takes their minds off being ill.
Who wins?
