ITT: God-Tier Comedians only.
Those who've made you laugh the hardest and loudest
>>68201984
He was shit in The Office. Overrated hack.
>>68202028
>He watches the office
>he fucking watches sitcoms.
/tv/ is shit.
>>68201984
It's funny because that brother tells it like it is!
Also, he laughs at his own jokes, so I know when to laugh, too!
>>68202028
He couldn't be further from a hack
>>68201984
BWAAAAAAAAA THE HOESSS
>>68202020
The only valid post.
>>68201984
He was antisemitic and homophobic. Is that cool to you?
Someone post an image of stewart lee for me
>>68202290
whycan'tyoujust... admit we're better than you...
>>68202020
saw him at the Comedy Cellar once
made the entire trip to NY worth it, easily the best stand-up in the world in my estimate
>yfw patrice starts talking about sex for 42 minutes instead of telling jokes
I have a gender studies degree, I don't need to hear your take on female / male relations
>>68202437
>tfw I will never watch football with him
>>68202057
Killin' Them Softly was one of the most hilarious stand-up specials of all time. Shame he JUSTed himself.
Patrice O'Neal. What can I say about him? Only that he was the funniest motherfucker that I ever heard. Not as a stand-up, but as a person. If you ever heard him speak, in person, on the spot, you would know how funny he was. Don't judge him as a stand-up. His real talent was being funny in person. Funniest motherfucker that ever lived.
mitch hedberg
>>68202028
Fat
Butt
Disease
>>68202326
y...you are a gay jew, aren't you?
fire up the ovens...
...cuz we're gonna bake some cookies!
>>68202452
>gender studies degree
please tell you are serious
>>68202326
>Is that cool to you?
yes
>>68202437
I wish he were my dad
>>68202028
>He was shit in The Office.
Cause he got shit on by the writers/producers and quit cause he didn't like what they were doing.
>>68202095
> Hello and welcome to /tv/ where you aren't allowed to watch tv
Fuck your taste
>>68202028
>>68203232
anon I think he's fuckin with you, Patrice had like 5 lines in the entirety of his run
>>68202326
Yes, nigger
>>68201984
Patrice is now reddit-tier
Just fuck off with your dead nigger already you fucking faggot.
>>68203625
rude
>>68201984
>fat black nigga who got rich quick
>pussy, pussy, pussy
>let me tell you something about pussy
>fuck that pussy man it ain't worth it
>you see, with pussy...
>WHEN YOU HAVE A PUSSY
what a suprise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3r3mvFmrP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHvug3qohac
>>68205231x^D
>>68202585
I don't blame him. His fame blew up in such a short time. That would fuck with anyone.
>>68201984
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WC0d9yWXlf
>Patrice O'neal will never tell these sjw to fuck off
>>68201984
Miss you patrice
your advice on women helps me everyday to this day
>>68202955
>>68202028
>literally died of fat butt diseasy
BRAVO to whoever wrote that one
>>68205389
He died a tad too soon. He'd have been the perfect asshole to just send out against SJWs.
>>68201984
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjIuPSuYSOY
>>68201984
shit stand up comedian but great story teller
>>68206645
>Its a Patrice goes to jail story
>>68206668
Great story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CybGo6hALVo&ab_channel=CultOfBlackPhillip
hes hilarious when hes older
>>68207403
>>68202437
I mean this guy was a real jerk
>>68207455
Get a goddamn job, Sam.
>>68206645
pic related also
>I SNUCK INTO HER HOUSE ON A QUAALUDE AND ATE HER PUSSY
this story always destroy my sides
>>68209607
>forgot link
soz lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8cO1ehL0us&ab_channel=FuckTV
Patrice is so fucking overrated, piece of shit
>>68202437
GREATEST
OF
ALL
TIME
>>68202437
His performance at the White House Correspondents Dinner ranks up there in the top 5 greatest comedy acts of all time.
The discomfort in the room was palpable.
Hans Teeuwen. His Dutch work at least, don't know about his English stuff.
>>68211436
That video when he btfo's those muslim girls on that talkshow is fucking based. Need more people like that in yurop
>>68201984
Doug Stanhope
Bill Hicks
Jim Jefferies
Mitch Hedberg
Bill Burr
>>68202752
this really showed on ona when him and ant just talked and made fun of shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TdtFycZlNg
>>68213068
i dont think opie or anthony have ever said a single funny thing
theyre lucky norton and patrice and ck and burr used to springboard on them
>>68209607
>>68209639
He's the man
>>68213137
anthony is funny as fuck. especially in his jill nicolini breakup story.
>jill was taking those pills that don't allow fat to stay in your system
>she constantly pooped the bed
>anthony likens it to sleeping with the exxon valdez
>>68201984
Fat bastard made O&A listenable.
>You bitches make me sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbls5YWQPWQ
more patrice and anthony GOAT commentary
>>68206585
The SJW shit started happening when he was alive, which is why he went on all those retarded shows to debate women on comedy.
He would make them look retarded every single time.
>everyone's too scared to mention me cause they know they'll be memed on
>>68213373
>>68213137 im fearless bra
Patrice is the older brother/cousin you only had if you were lucky before they got neutered by real life. I know a guy just like him but his brother died and he became all depressed and quiet and the spark was gone.
Only woman comedian that I liked is rivers, she brought the bantz
Sarah Silverman and Amy Schumer are the only ones I genuinely enjoy.
Every other one is seriously fucking boring.
>>68213331
That one time he went on Fox with that womens rights advocate was fucking hilarious. She came with this sappy pre-written speech and he just verbally destroyed and humiliated her, even the co-host was laughing. Rip in peace big-nig, gone too soon
>>68213068
man these fucks? why are they telling an old retarded guy hes fired?
is it cause they arent funny at all and stupid child pranks on retards is the best they can do?
>>68213757
>WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? SHE IS OFFENDED!
>>68213782
It was hilarious you fucking cuck, especially the reaction from Patrice after.
>>68213782
>it's all gone now, i was fired by a stranger on the telephone
>>68213823
yeah nah cunt
/b/ tier as fuck. hurrrrr making fun of retards hurrrrrrr
bottom of the barrel
>>68213823
patrice comparing leonard to the old guy at the bottom of the ship in waterworld, too good
>>68213845
HOWARD STERN FAG DETECTED
>>68213845
He was an old man who got """"fired"""" by complete strangers over the phone.
Go back to whatever hugbox you came from.
>>68213879
>>68213866
hahaha /b/ is hilarious guys? Lets look at cocks and gore!!!
>>68213908
Nice meme, have another in return.
>that one time Anthony was desperately trying to flirt with that young intern, and Patrice just broke her down on the spot
he got more out of her in 10 mins than Anthony would of in hours. Fucking golden stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0_vWOMRG0o&ab_channel=Frrrrrrrrunkis
>>68213980
Because he was just showering her with cash.
Patrice gets annoyed when a man has to "audition" for a woman's attention.
>>68202326
Yes
>>68211436
>>68211942
Thanks for this. Never heard of him but just checked out that video and am gonna watch everything I can of him.
This guy, if for no reason other than his existence providing us with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEFemsyWK0U
>>68211412
>Nah man you don't get it, it was MEANT to be not be funny! Isn't that hilarious?
>>68214092
SO I'M HENGIN' OUT WID THESE FEGS
>>68214092
ya hea'
>>68214142
>Little boy blew
>IT WAS ME
>OHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu4Rq-a-vN4&nohtml5=False
>Its cold out here.
>>68203625
CRAAAAAWLING
>>68205318
You okay lad?
>>68214413
grow a piar stu or get the fuk off my tv
>>68201984
>>68202057
>>68202020
based
also heres something from patrice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnyC2-51tQs
>>68205773
This anon knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbdUnvBaEnk&nohtml5=False
>>68214828
O&A
Always a pleasure to listen to, goddamn, I always listen to the stuff when its raining outside and I'm driving in the night
Perfect comfy
>>68213373
I love his comedy he really captures the struggle of the averagecuc
>>68214870
its the Patrice show
>>68201984
Why is he at a Brazilian steakhouse?
>>68214413
I don't know why I love this guy. Half his routine isn't even technically funny, but his delivery is spot on
>>68214413
Yer two stamps short've a coffee
![Bill_Hicks_at_the_Laff_Stop_in_Austin,_Texas,_1991_(2)_cropped[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DG7SNhz.jpg "Bill_Hicks_at_the_Laff_Stop_in_Austin,_Texas,_1991_(2)_cropped[1].jpg")
>>68214870
Fuck Opie.
>>68215909
Bitchtits the Bit-Killer
>alright, we gotta move on
>>68201984
Fuck I miss Patrice
>>68214192
go inside!
![dylan_moran_1259255565_crop_550x508[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GPVdYuI.jpg "dylan_moran_1259255565_crop_550x508[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwEKeTiRk58&nohtml5=False
>>68204965
This. It's all pussy and white people. I mean it's funny the first time you hear him, but after a while it gets old.
Anthony Jeselnik
Tom Segura
Bill Burr (standup/podcast/F is for Family, overall hilarious person)
Tommy Johnagin
Nate Bargatze
Matt Braunger
Christina Paszitsky (Tom Segura's wife, and the only female comedian I like)
Dave Chappelle
Steven Wright
>>68216267
>Likes Tom and Christina
>confirmed YMH listener
Hey Hitler, keep those jeans high and tight
>>68205017
i'm from the south and i've known plenty of "characters" like this.
the sad thing is, i actually think he has some funny material, but his delivery can be really annoying, and only rarely helps his jokes be funnier.
>>68202095
The Office is pretty based though, American and British versions.
>>68202452
>gender studies degree
How's that unemployment going senpai?
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