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What are their superpowers


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What are their superpowers
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>>68196301
To inexplicably gain a strong following on an anime website and reddit
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>>68196301
>Mike
Super strength and agility but it only activates around minorities. Queue arc where he visits London and his superpowers activate around white people.

>Jay
Can turn any man gay by chanting these three words of power: "Gay for Jay"
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Hypocrisy
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>>68196301
Taking weeks to produce new content
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>>68196301
telekinesis
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>>68196301
pissing of autists
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Jay is such a qt
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Comedic timing and set design.
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>>68196301
Damaging prequelkid minds
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Why is Jay so ripped?
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C,hcococyoiyixtxit hcgucgu
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Nigger
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Big niggers
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Huge niggers
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Shilling on 4chan
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>>68196301
increasingly declining standards for movies
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Super hackiness. Also, they have the special ability to give people the goofballs.
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>>68196301
Jay can live forever.

Mike has no special powers though.
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>>68196546
What camera is that
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What
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>>68198151
Panasonic AG-AF100

http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/731509-REG/Panasonic_AG_AF100_AG_AF100_Micro_Four_Thirds.html
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IT WAS EVERYTHING I WANTED TO BE

Basically flushing your critical review skills down the toilet and falling for the movie hype you've been criticising for the past 5 years.
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Why do they have gay accents and have the vocabullary of a teenage girl?
>LIKE THIS AND LIKE THAT AND LIKE *giggle*
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>>68196301
one is fat and the other is a snooty cunt but makes an excellent straight man because he can't keep himself from chuckling at the fat one.
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>>68196442
mfw its been two weeks
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The super power of raking in thousands of dollars from their audience while barely producing content.
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>>68196337
>>68201699

So theyre like Aquaman, except they control autistic shut-ins instead of fish.
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Dick
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