What is your favorite film depiction of our lord & savior Jesus Christ of Nazareth?
>>68194789
Man of steel
>>68194789
I wonder why they always portray JewJesus as a European looking dude when he was just another dirty brown skinned Jew.
>>68194812
this, it's not 1:1 and it makes a point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p5-14rjWUM
>>68194934
Jesus in the flesh was indeed a Jew, but his resurrected self is nothing less than divine.
Willem Dafoe in The Last Temptation
>>68194789
A movie that doesn't exist.
>>68195003
>but his resurrected self
Ranks right up there with the ragheads thinking Mohammad had a flying horse...
man from earth is the obvious choice.
First movie in which Jesus isn't a fag
>>68195089
>>68195106
>>68195135
>2016
>still validating yourself with edgy contrarianism and counterculture attitude instead of embracing The Holy Trinity and its infallible Catholic representation
>still thinking that this will make you friends, or get you laid
Literal underage
>>68194789
I actually thought Gibson's Passion of the Christ was really good
Passion of the Christ.
>>68195379
>2016
>still LARPing Jew religions
Literal moron
Christian Bale was dope as Jesus.
>>68195623
>voluntarily choosing to go to hell because he wants to look cool and smart on the internet
Who's the moron here?
>>68195623
>that post
>that filename
Do you use your retarded meme words to criticize everything you dislike? Do you really expect other people to know what you're talking about?
No wonder you're so edgy. You must be real lonely.
>>68195679
>Believing in hell, a fan fiction concept brought into the Abrahamic faiths via pagan religions
>>68194789
the robe
>>68196007
>Abrahamic faiths
>not based on Indo-European paganism
Oy Vey
>>68196007
>watched Zeitgeist once
>thinks he is all of the sudden an expert on theology
All of you militant Dawkins babbies are the same, I swear.
>>68196067
This is why I remain a proto-Hindu, the Rig-Vedas is the only Aryan work of faith
The only correct answer isJesus Christ Superstar
Il Vangelo secondo Matteo
>>68195679
>>68195853
Do you LARP 24/7, or just on Sundays?
>>68196124
The 70's one or the one with M. Bison Pilate?
>>68196195
Holy shit this is real
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QVB8QBurhV0
>>68196171
>no argument
>keeps projecting with his obscure epic meme words
yfw
>it's a kind of euphoric thread
>this thread
>>68196110
>says the dumb ass defending "resurrections" and "miracles"
>>68195003
Why do you post this in reply to that? Why? Are you suggesting a European looking dude looks more divine than Arab-Jews?
>>68196459
Not an argument.
Jesus
Here's a Jesus that isn't a boring asshole.
Also, is it just one christfag in here or are there really a bunch of you crazies? Don't you guys have your own forums and stuff?
South Park Jesus is how I imagine Jesus.
>>68196727
You do realize that atheism on here is a meme? Just look at population figures of course most of us are religious
>>68196594
You don't "argue" with insane people, anon.
pic related
>>68196727
>"4chan is an ATHEIST forum for SMART people like me"
>>68196861
Kiss my feet, cuckboi.
>>68196811
No catholic claims that the bible is the direct word of God. You are using a strawman based on a preconceived notion that Christianity and its principles is most purely represented by American fundamentalists and evangelicals, who would actually subscribe to the circular logic in that image.
Therefore I say again, not an argument.
>>68194934
probably because 99.99% of Jesus portraits are of the risen Christ, depicted ofcourse with "His face shining as the sun."
also the Talmud wasn't even finished until 600 AD. neither Christ nor his killers were "jewish"
>>68195051
literally the worst movie I have ever seen
scorcese should do a movie about mohammed being a cave explorer
>>68195521
pure 10/10
>>68196128
>le best depiction of jesus is the one done by a homosexual communist pedophile who would bribe local gutter children for sex
yeah no
>>68196861
Were you holding your magic beads to pray to your your gods while typing that?
Batman v Superman
Jesus of nazareth. The way he speaks brings life to the word. Genuinely inspiring. Wonderful filmmaking as well
>>68197014
Were you holding your girlfriend's hand while she got plowed from behind by Jamal while typing that?
>>68197065
>atheist
>girlfriend
anon....
>>68196790
I wouldn't assume that 4chan is representative of the general population.
>>68196861
k
I just figured that you people don't like having your goofy beliefs challenged and would be happier in a comforting bubble of some sort.
>>68197111
>you people don't like having your goofy beliefs challenged and would be happier in a comforting bubble of some sort.
Nah, that's more of an atheist thing. I believe it's the whole reason why reddit exists.
>>68197014
84% of the world is religious
68% of non-religious people still believe in some form of "God" or higher power
You're not an intellectual, you're just so self-centered that you REALLY believe you're at the top of the food chain
There are plenty of intelligent atheists out there, but they aren't as scornful or dismissive of religion as you are. You're a "true believer" just like any of the faithful people you sneer at, it's just that you believe in yourself as the center of the universe
>>68196998
>>le best depiction of jesus is the one done by a homosexual communist pedophile who would bribe local gutter children for sex
Il Vangelo was hailed by the Vatican as the best film on Christ ever made.
>>68196998
>neither Christ nor his killers were "jewish"
Jesus was a rebel Jew killed by Romans at the behest of other Jews, and anybody that practices ANY of those bullshit Abrahamic "religions" are Jews, just like him.
You all base your idiotic "faith" on some stupid shit a bunch Jews in the desert made up thousands of years ago, and you're absolutely no different than any given Scientologist, Mormon, or any other cultist.
>>68196936
>>68196811
Actually, Catholics do believe the writers of the Bible were given divine inspiration such that it is God's word. However, that dank meme is more of an argument against the Protestant concept of Sola Scriptura, which basically says we only need the Bible and not Sacred Tradition as well.
>>68194789
When Ben-Hur meets Jesus they never show Jesus, just his reaction to the Lord and Saviour. 10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdiBrNnLfCE
>>68197395
The Catholic books are separated from canon and apocrypha based on the context and origin of the texts. They can't measure "divine influence" just from reading them. They never pretended to be able to.
>>68197219
>You're a "true believer" just like any of the faithful people you sneer at, it's just that you believe in yourself as the center of the universe
That's right, I am a "true believer".
I believe human beings are stupid, gullible, scared liars, that are afraid of death, and uncomfortable with their own ignorance, which is why they invented thousands of "gods" and religions over the years to fill a void in their understanding of the world, and to give them false sense of hope throughout their miserable lives.
Religion's a crutch, and a farce, and little different than the training wheels used for children.
>>68197642
lmao okay then you fucking Rust wannabe
>>68195652
this. i feel like it's never even bought up. like not mainstream knowledge for some reason.
>>68196111
Poo in loo detected
>>68195379
epic
Hey, christcucks, give me an unrefutable reason for why your God is the only real one.
>>68197642
That's all good and well lad, but consider the following.
I'm not saying religion is perfect, as does have contradictions within it, but it has its benefits.
I'm Christian, But I acknowledge that there are good arguments for and against, but you cannot deny that religion has had a huge influence over western society
>>68198540
>implying that every Christian is the same, and interprets the bible the same way
>>68196128
I recognise those eyebrows.
Agree.
Life of Brian
>>68194789
this is what inspired your post wasn't it?
2:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMa3vR_9-5Q
>>68198947
Thank Christ, I was getting angry
>>68198714
First of all, that wasn't implied. The challenge works just the same between different Christian sects. None of them have any proof of anything; just a bunch of empty, contradictory claims.
Secondly, ain't nobody got time to learn about every brand of stupid in the world just to explain why it's wrong.
>>68199216
Thank Brian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuu9YH7_-T8
>>68196727
Christfags are the majority on /his/ and /pol/, and used to be on /lit/
You underestimate their presence on this site
>>68195623
*Desire to Photoshop BJ intensifies*
>>68198667
>I'm Christian, But I acknowledge that there are good arguments for...
No. There aren't. None.
The only thing you can argue are the principles behind "Christianity", ie, the forgiveness shit, and the over all "do unto others" aspects. However, you don't need to create a "god" for any of those principles, nor do you need to invent a dead guy that supposedly came back to life.
You don't need to invent gods to confirm or deny whether or not you're being a shitbag.
>You cannot deny that religion has had a huge influence over western society.
No, you can't. However, again, you don't need to invent "gods" to do the "good" shit any religion does in their community.
>>68199600
every time i see a christfag i can't shake the feeling that he's just trolling. every single time. i see the point in claiming that you believe in jesus but i just don't believe anybody actually believes in jesus.
>>68199600
calling bullshit on this
only plebs would hate this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oxt4Qq76vB0
>>68200092
well people belive in black holes and multiverse and others consider them reasonable for this sci-fi bullshit.
if you ask me its just a matter of perceptance.
being a good consumer goyim takes its toll i guess.
MY TEMPLE SHOULD BE A HOUSE OF FRIENDS
>>68200333
lol i'm still sitting here trying to figure what the actual lyric was...
good one anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_mJgVwQ3Qw
HEY JC JC YOU'RE ALRIGHT BY ME
>>68200722
Andrew Lloyd Webber's only great work
>>68194934
He wasn't from Saudi Arabia, he was from the Levant. People there even sometimes have red and blonde hair and blue eyes.
I'm pretty sure a few characters in the Bible have red hair.
>>68195089
>implying jesus was a made up character.
Wow you athiests sure know your shit.
![Man-of-Steel-EW-2-Zod[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zajcYWD.jpg "Man-of-Steel-EW-2-Zod[1].jpg")
>>68194812
this
