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You guys like to say Cruise can't be bruised, but right
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You guys like to say Cruise can't be bruised, but right now he's being bruised badly. The sjw courts and his coalburning exwife have taken his daughter away from him. He hasn't seen her in 3 years and it seems there's no end in sight.

What can we do to help him?
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>>68191385
...We're gonna kidnap Siri

Here's the thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYhNHhxN0A&nohtml5=False
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Do you think Emily Blunt sat on his face?
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The pain helps the acting. For a nutter he gives great screen.
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>>68191385
Suri isn't his, that's LRH+Katie IVF.
Connor IS his.
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>>68192232
>LRH+Katie IVF

What did he mean by this?
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So you think in the years that he's been single, that he's been getting ass pounded by other dudes?
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>>68191771
That is probably why his face is so puffy.
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>>68192232
She got his nose
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>>68192269
L. Ron Hubbard's child via Invitro Fertilization
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>>68192232
Wrong. Look at recent photos of her, she clearly looks like him.
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>>68191385
Why is is daughter so niggerish?
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>>68191385

I don't really know the american laws, but how can she do this to him, it's not like he's an alcoholic or has a criminal record, he's an A list star, and a role model to millions of people?
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>>68192686
Katie probably has some southern European in her lineage.

Suri seems to be getting lighter toned as she gets older.
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>>68192784
>it's not like he's an alcoholic or has a criminal record, he's an A list star, and a role model to millions of people
>the moment when you realize Fraser-posting is in fact something common that happens to innocent celebrities
Alimony's a bitch
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>>68192784
He did it to himself. He even admitted when they were together he was an absentee father.
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>>68192901
It actually makes me sad to see that pic.
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>>68191385
He's a level 8 thetan now, he doesn't need human interaction anymore.
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>>68192931

That's fine, but why are they forbidding him to reconnect with her if he wants to?
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>>68192232
She looks just like him
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>>68192901
All Brendan has to do is work out and all of his problems will go away one by one.
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>>68192784
>Tom Cruise
>role model to millions of people

Didn't need the anime picture to show how retarded you are
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>>68192686
Of course you americans think egyptians are black with that brilliant reasoning
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>>68191385
for starters give him a glass of water to cool down
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>>68193303
I DON'T NEED NO WATER!
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whoa now
listen, he can't be bruised when it comes to the movies he makes
they're great, and he's untouchable in the box office.


his personal life is a whole other matter, and fuck yeah he should be kept away from his kid, fucker's liable to convert her to scientology
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Females when they hit their late 30s just fall off a fucking cliff.

Males can stay atreacive until their mid 60s in some cases
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>>68194224
that's specifically because of the traits we've defined as attractive in males and females anon

how can you be surprised that we don't find females attractive beyond late thirties when we define an attractive female as youthful?
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>>68194350
>becauses the traits we defined as attractive
No its becaus of biology
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>>68194407
Your kind of proving his point to be honest.
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>>68192686
Irish blood.
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>>68192381

[citation needed]
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>>68191385
Who cares? Let the nigger raise her, lol.
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>>68192686
looks like just a bad picture

>>68192901
Just pay someone to kill your ex
how hard could it be
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>>68192381
NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THIS BUT L RON HUBBARD WAS A BLACK MAN
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>>68195043
Afrocentrists appropriated Ole Ron too?
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Guy looked great before the face lift
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>>68195116
HIS REAL NAME WAS L RON HOYABEMBE
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>>68195198
>not L'Ron
You fucked up
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>>68195198
TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE
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>>68194868
No, he isn't. The guy was implicitly suggesting that we perceive older males as more attractive than older women due to some artificial cultural perception. However, it's just the result of human biology, meaning that it's more or less an immutable reality rather than a social construct.
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>>68192784
Being a high ranking member of a nutjob cult will also make the courts side with the mother.
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>>68191385
>What can we do to help him?
Quit pretending like he gives a shit about his daughter?

Quit pretending like he's not a closeted-homosex sociopath in a leadership position of a cult?

He's a good actor though. Let's maybe focus on that. We're not TMZ you SJW faggot
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>>68191385
I hope he enjoys Anchorage and quits scientology and starts practicing native religion
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>>68195334

TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE
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>>68194407
That graph doesnt make sense, why would cougars be worse at 30s, and cubs better at older ages. The cub is supposed to be young and cougar older
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if they gave him some time with her he'd probably get the nutters at scientology hq to kidnap her
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