Why are lazy worse remakes getting such good reviews?
because true cinema is dead
>jurassic world
>remake
>>68154873
It's basically the same plot of the original without the attempt at pseudo-science.
>>68154873
>Overly confidental Millionaire creates a Dino park
>Due stupid humanity hell breaks loose
>Cowboy hat wearing dude saves the day with her Doctor GF
>It has 2 kids in it.
Which movie?
>>68154873
That movie is the fucking worst
Such a chore to sit through
People like to "guess" or know what's coming, easy to follow along, conforms to their expectations. No alarms and no surprises, please.
Jurassic World wasn't a remake.
nostalgia and hype
>>68154842
TFA got good reviews because of progressive politics. If the protagonist had been a white guy the RT score would have been lower.
As for Jurassic World i have no idea.
>>68155101
neither was TFA
they are both rehashes, though
>>68154842
Because they are entertaining to audiences and they don't aspire to indulge the pedantry of fat, virgin neckbeards
>>68154963
this is one of the stupidest fucking things I've ever read
>>68155148
>they don't aspire to indulge the pedantry of fat, virgin neckbeards
Isn't that what has kept SW afloat for 40 years?
>>68155148
I love when the idiot masses weigh in!
Because good films are, you know, only for pedantic fat virgin neckbeards.
Batman v Superman was so much better than fucking Jurassic Meme World it makes me cry.
Same reason why true capekino gets shit all over meanwhile Age of Transformerstron gets praised as the greatest thing to ever exist.
>>68155244
Nope, it was merchandising which kept younger audiences coming back. Old fags never stopped buying though
>>68155292
Here () go
>>68155292
>Batman v Superman was so much better than fucking Jurassic Meme World it makes me cry.
I'm still surprised that critics were so harsh on BvS given that even shit like Dark Knight Rises has a high RT score.
>>68155292
It's just become such a meme to hate Batman v. Superman that I bet you 70% of the people shitting on it have never even watched it once.
>>68154842
how glib
>>68155396
BvS is a bad movie. The fact that it has become a meme to hate the movie won't change that.
>>68154906
Who attempts to be pseudo-scientific? Idiot.
>>68155433
It's no worse than Age of Ultron was though or Thor 2.
But when you put it through the meme filter people are convinced it's fucking Paul Blart-tier.
>>68155185
You're pretty angry my friend what's wrong
>>68155145
yeah rehash is the correct term
BvS = AOU>>>>Jurassic World>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TFA
>>68154842
Jurassic world was a fucking piece of trash, the poster alone looks fanmade. There was a single entertaining moment, not even the whale-shark-thing could save it.
This really shows how much of a meme website rotten tomajews is
>>68154963
>company creates robots
>robots go rogue and start killing people
>only a cocky male and a shy female can stop them
>>68155492
AoU was at least honest about what it was. It didn't try to be anything more than grand action scenes intermixed with banter.
>>68154906
not really, this time the park is open and they are tracking one dino down
>>68154842
Give TFA 71 and this is correct. These were the most movie movies I've ever seen.
>>68154963
park. world doesnt have cowboy hats faggot
>>68155130
people were really pissed off that the red head had heels in the movie, like she should be ready at all times for that sort of thing.
tbqh JW is better than TFA
>>68155802
BvS>AOU>>>>Jurassic World>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TFA
FTFY
acting was far fucking better in BvS
Appealing to nostalgia.
TFA was just bland as fuck but Jurassic World was just shit.
>>68158289
AoU>>JW>TFA>>>>BvS
Jesus, what a mediocre collection of films.
>>68158339
it was kinda fun
Hopefully once all the 80s kids reach their 40s then this reboot shit will start to fade.
>>68158387
>sucking mouse cock
>>68155484
What are you talking about? It's like a staple of sci-fi. Do you think the writers of Star Trek believed they were describing real science?
>>68158748
What's mouse cock?
>>68154842
JW is probably the shittiest movie to come out last year, You would have to be a child or mentally impaired to have thought it was even approaching mediocre. I ain't even memein
>>68159020
>i-i dont know what your ho ho talking about... senpai i dont do that im not a ho ho
