>It's a Larry David leans closer and studies someone's face to see if their lying episode
>it's a Larry gets in an argument in the beginning of the episode, then is on the other side of that argument at the end episode
God I love when he's being a hypocrite.
>It's a preeeeeeeetty, preeeetty, pretty good episode
I used to like this show, thought it was pretty funny considering there wasn't much ever going on other than dialogue. But now I just can't stand it. I tried watching an episode recently and it's so damn boring and I cringed a bit until I had to turn it off.
Why did I change?
>>68154682
>not liking the best sitcom there is
Pleb
>it's a 'Larry pretends to be retarded to keep someone from renting the office next door' episode
>>68154737
>it's a hamster crawls up Larry's ass episode
how long til /pol/ complain about the black family
>>68154494
It's what Jews do when no one is watching, the show.
>>68154931
Leon is pretty much what every non-college non-violent black person is like.
>>68154931
>>68154931
>implying /pol/ doesn't like the fact that they are all portrayed as the niggest of niggers
>>68154931
vivica a. fox is so fine brah
>>68154494
>............................................................................ok
>>68154682
You spent too much time here. You're probably insecure and overly judgemental.
>It's an LD wears a cape and saves capekino episode
>>68154494
>It's a "Larry draws something Nazi related in public and is surprised when there's repercussions" episode
Always kills me.
>>68154494
>it's a "have to stop watching the show because I begin to identify with Larry" episode
>it's an LD's daughter is incredibly hot IRL episode
Don't remember that one, but it is true
>>68155060
is that wagner??
The Officer Krupke episode is amazing/
>"I'm Larry David, and I happen to enjoy wearing women's panties."
>>68155060
>it's a Larry shows a faggot kid how to draw a swastika then buys him a sewing machine episode
>>68155059
I would pay several hundred dollars to see Larry David become the face of capekino.
>>68154931
>leech off larry
>not grateful
hmm
>>68154931
>it's a Larry brings Leon to the hospital with him and leads the doctor to believe he's in an abusive gay relationship with him episode
>>68154682
You should probably stick with Reddit trash like breaking bad and better call Saul then
>>68155339
>>68155379
Haha I liked that reference to another website. Sick. Madfunny
>>68155194
>which wizard of OZ costume will you make?
>Dorthy
>it's a Larry hugs a little girl in the women's washroom and has his water bottle mistaken for his erect penis episode
>>68155610
"MOMMY MOMMY THAT BALD MAN IS IN THE BATHROOM AND HE HAS SOMETHING HARD IN HIS PANTS!"
Recently picked this show back upI sometimes just stop watching shows because, I didn't drop it because I thought it was bad or anything
forgot how good it was, it was the episode where Larry buys the dead guys shirt and tries to give one to Ted Danson
is there every going to be another season?
>>68155735
Yes, Larry is in the middle of writing it. I saw some article a couple months ago where it said Larry was somewhere with a notebook and told someone it's the plans for season 9.
>>68155735
chets shirt. oh boy, that's my favorite episode by far.
Ted Danson was always great.
>its a Larry David in real life episode
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G-3fCCL0ASE
>>68155800
>In the front of the notebook it says there is a 600 dollar reward for whoever returns it to Larry David
>>68155010
underrated
>>68155118
show us brother
IT'S A RAT!
>>68155859
>guy worth hundreds of millions of dollars refuses to pay 5 dollars for parking
classic jew
>>68155004
You aren't using this image correctly
>>68155986
While that isn't exactly the most highbrow humor that single moment was probably the hardest I laughed at the show. Chris Farley's brother did some great physical comedy
>bald asshole
>This is a hate crime! We're a group, we're a sect!
As a bald man I have the upmost respect for Larry David for bringing up the issue of bald rights
>>68155953
>>68156219
well, i'm convinced
she looks like someone that has to routinely put up with his shit
Season 9 when? Stop fucking going on SNL!
>>68156219
>>68156332
post feet pls
YOUUUUU WILLLLLLLL FFFFFFFAIIIIIIIIIIIIIL
>>68156418
I got you senpai
>>68156600
Pretty good. Preeetttttttty, preetttttty good.
>>68156714
yeah she seems like she may be one of those stuck up LA types but maybe she's a nice girl and I could take her out on a date and then meet her dad?
>>68155179
I was thinking of the KRUP YOU part earlier and it was making me laugh
>>68154494
>It's a 'Larry did nothing wrong and I get genuinely annoyed at the other characters for berating him' episode
>>68156753
she's larry and laurie's daughter so she probably has an acid wit and will tease you relentlessly
>>68157016
anon why are you doing this to me
>>68156332
fuggn qt :3
>>68157088
>larry.gif
>>68157016
![Curb.Your.Enthusiasm.S04E05.The.5.Wood.NTSC.DVD.DD2.0.x264-IMDTHS.mkv[00_03_52].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m1lp5NA.jpg "Curb.Your.Enthusiasm.S04E05.The.5.Wood.NTSC.DVD.DD2.0.x264-IMDTHS.mkv[00_03_52].jpg")
>>68154682
I kind of agree. I think bits of it are funny but it comes off a little morbidly masturbatory.
>>68157315
yeah perhaps. I think though given the success of Seinfeld and Curb LD just knows what makes people laugh and is willing to give it to them even if it does end up a little masturbatory
>>68154494
I watched this show last year for the first time now I want to watch it again after seeing this thread thanks guys.
>how's her pussy?
>>68156049
Did you even watch the whole thing? He tried paying the $5 but couldn't get it to work.
>>68157088
i thank g-d every day i'm not larry david who has to live with a precocious, acerbic jewish daughter
the stress would literally kill lesser men
>>68157016
go on...
>>68157211
The whole Producers arc was fierce. Probably my favorite on the show.
>it's a Larry pisses off Susie by doing something he knows goddamn well he shouldn't episode
>>68154682
You turned into a faggot. It happens.
>>68160515
GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY HOUSE
>>68154682
You're depressed and incapable of enjoying anything.
>>68160752
FUCK YOU, YOU CAR WASH CUNT.
>>68160752
DID YOU GET MY FUCKING DAUGHTER DRUNK AND KIDNAP HER FUCKING DOG
How is Larry David so rich?
>>68154975
Leon is pretty quick to anger and intimidation. I think he's actually violent but on his best behavior because he's around rich, white people.
>>68160890
the fucker created Seinfeld and gets a big paycheck literally every time it reruns on television
>>68156498
This goes through my head every time I try something new except I'm directing it at myself.
Why am I so pathetic?
>>68157594
Much better. Thanks for asking.
>it's a larry can't talk about how offensive the word nigger is without a black person hearing him out of context and getting super offended episode
>>68160890
Seinfeld was the biggest show on tv and he was co-creator. Then it went into syndication and he essentially got millions of dollars on tap for life.
>>68161073
Kek I'm pretty sure there was actually two episodes like that. Both are GOAT. But nothing beats "I'm your nigger? Well you're my Caucasian."
best IRL curb your enthusiasm videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC7ai7OuFNk
>>68161073
Why couldn't he just start saying "the n-word" or something? This seems like an easy fix after the second time.
>>68161177
the same reason that explains all of Larry's weird behaviors and life-choices: clinical retardation.
>>68154931
>LARRY DAVID DONE CALLED US A NIGGA
I've been waiting for that episode since they were first introduced
>It's a Larry accidentally introduces a holocaust survivor to a contestant on the TV show Survivor and the two start arguing over who had it worse episode
>>68161177
Have you never heard Louis C.K.'s bit on why you shouldn't say "the n word"?
>inb4 cuck
Basically you shouldn't say the n word because then the person you're talking to thinks "oh he means nigger". Now you've made him say it "just say nigger you stupid fucking faggot cunt"
I have to give a talk at an HBCU next weekend, and I'm looking forward to some Larry David-esque shenanigans.
Seinfeld VS Curb
Which one
>>68161355
Curb. In the words of Julia Louis-Dreyfus "I want to be able to say fuck! If you can say fuck you multiply your laugh factor by like 5.". No for real I like it because they're allowed to have more mature shit in it, not just because they can say fuck.
FUCK ME YOU JEW BASTARD. FUCK ME LIKE YOU FUCKED MY PEOPLE!
>>68161355
Curb is just modern Seinfeld with more dialogue and an older George and no Seinfeld.
Seinfeld to curb is like vanilla to burning crusade
>>68156049
He was trying to pay it, but couldn't figure out how the machine works.
>>68161355
Seinfeld, dubsman
>>68161172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4XTu5ciVsQ
>>68155114
I always identify with Larry. Is that bad?
>>68161423
her and the orthodox laundress were the hottest women on the show
>>68161355
Seinfeld is better writing for obvious reasons.
But Curb has bigger laughs more often for me.
Both are highly quotable as well. Really wish both were more popular here in the UK.
>>68161255
>So tired of all these brothers and sisters around. I know you feel the same way. Tell me your life wouldn't be better without the Blacks?
>>68161579
No. Larry is almost always right, he's just being petty. And whenever he tries to fuck someone over it's never anything serious, it's something like cutting in line or jewing them out of a couple dollars.
>It's a "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE, LARRY" episode
>>68161579
There's a reason Cheryl leaves him and his friends all chose Cheryl. It would be in your best interest to not be like Larry.
>>68161604
yeah I think I enjoy the surreality of Seinfeld overall more but I think Curb has made me laugh the hardest and most consistently of any show I've watched
>>68161826
Cheryl is annoying as FUCK though
>>68156392
Embrace it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn4tP7ogWIA
>>68154931
Curb Your Enthusiasm is 2000x times too jewish for the bits of /pol/ everyone hates
>>68162020
i read /pol/ and i love curb
>>68161694
isn't that every episode?
>>68162075
That's why I added the 'bit everyone hates' qualifier.
>>68162020
Larry is invariably within the first ten posts in any "/pol/ approved Jews" thread.
>>68161355
Seinfeld is too watered down due to not being able to fully delve into mature content, but still very enjoyable. I find Curb more entertaining overall since it is not as censored and doesn't have a laugh track.
>>68154494
>their
>>68160896
He's violent when he needs to
>>68162212
The bit of /pol/ everyone hates would be the people responding "there are no /pol/ approved jews" without a completely unironic infographic explaining why
>>68161541
Perfect usage of Curb music.
>>68162318
sorry, with
>>68155859
holy shit lol
that would be so surreal to witness
>>68156600
Jesus fuckin christ
>>68161579
Larry is just a guy who goes against inconvenient social norms. Plenty of introverts can relate to him, but extroverts would find it rude.
I tend to agree with him on a lot of shit though he is probably a bit too confrontational for his own good.
>>68156498
Legends say that he was so in love with himself, he looked at his reflection in Larry's glasses and cursed himself instead.
>>68161965
Is that one of kenan and kel at the end there?
>>68155859
Larry David is a complete nut. He got lucky through knowing Jerry Seinfeld really. Not to detract from his comedy or anything, he is a fantastically funny guy. But he is such a liability he had to really have some people fighting for him to get anywhere. I mean this is who George Costanza is based on
>>68161961
She was qt in the early seasons
I'm not the only one who thinks Cheryl looks like a Mars attacks Martian right?
>it's a CYE thinks Jews are relatable episode
>>68156189
>With all due respect, Officer Berg, you are not bald. You've chosen to shave your hair and that's a look you're cultivating in order to look fashionable, but we don't really consider you part of the bald community... with all due respect
>>68156827
"Some guy told me to fuck my face"
>it's a "larry gets into a problematic situation and the only one that can resolve the situation is someone he slighted in the first act" episode
>>68161467
And a black Kramer
>>68163768
That's every episode
>it's a Larry converts to Christianity, dies and his family and friends barely even care, and then goes to Christian heaven episode
>it's a Sammi grew up and is hot now episode
>it's a "wew it's hard to talk to black people or mexicans" episode
>>68161080
>tfw will never strike oil like Larry David did
Lucky (and very talented) guy
>it's a Larry looks better than current Miley Cyrus episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04BthIBjm1E
>>68161172
>Trump waits there with Dr. Comfy
D'awwwww
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PLb49i7VKvw
>It's a Larry is tricked into eating a chocolate dick cake episode
>>68161355
Curb is clearly superior, I have a tough time watching Seinfeld because of how good Curb is
>>68155610
Fucking GOAT episode
>>68157016
...and?
>>68154494
>image.jpg
Any episode where Larry pretends to care about Judaism is a great episode
>>68161172
Okay, this is really funny. And Trump is such a bro.
i think im larry david
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk0hDupF5vs
>>68155004
back to /pol/ faggot
>>68155118
>>68156600
>>68156545
>>68156506
>>68156332
>>68156219
If I tell her I think the Holocaust happened, do you think she'll marry me?
>>68164754
The episodes about religion are just so funny though. The episode where he uses a jesus nail to hang up some jewish door thing. That episode where he accidentally 'saves' a Jew by stopping him 'drowning'. Palestianian chicken episode. Wagner episode. The arc with the orthodox jewish family he needs to suck up to for some reason I forget.
>>68165006
The guy ran the kidney consortium and Larry wanted to get Richard Lewis put at the top of the transplant list
I find it really hard to believe anything hot came from Larry David. He probably got cucked
>>68156049
Ha!
>>68165006
>what're you, fucking nuts?
>>68162936
She's a trophy wife in every sense of the word but she's a spoiled airhead.
>>68165073
He's really not a bad looking guy aside from the baldness
>>68165006
>Larry trying to speak Hebrew and he just waffles in that thick New York Jewish accent
Best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iENMor5V5o
>>68156600
>those bolt ons
ha
>>68165174
based virgin
>>68162928
I actually don't doubt he's insane. I've heard interviews of people talking about him and apparently he will just wander around outside for hours and stare at trees and parks, traffic, shopfronts etc.. working things through in his head, getting lost in hypothetical situations and story lines.
He's definitely a mad genius.
>>68165260
He's probably just a pothead
>>68165425
I don't think so, he's a pretty big health nut
>>68155339
>BCS
>reddit trash
What's with your hard-on for Gilligan?
>>68155331
>You gave it to some black guy? You GAVE IT TO A BLACK GUY?
>>68165425
I think he is too neurotic for pot
WHAT YOU LOOKING AT JEW BOY?
FUCKING FAGGOT.
>>68165425
He's definitely not a pot head.
>>68165632
>>68165865
no way in hell LD is a pothead, just lazy and strange
>>68165929
I only suggested it because the behavior in the post I was replying to sounds totally normal for potheads. That and my friend and his dad both remind me of Larry and they've had their fair share. Both >>68165492 and >>68165632 are good enough reasons to discard the idea.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gjl80E1SSmM
>>68166109
there are a lot of people whose personalities mirror potheads but are actually thinking on the inside
>>68155114
Identifying with Larry is a good thing.
>>68166226
lol sounds like one of those ryan gosling green text stories so im a little desensitized
How many of you think Curb is better than Seinfeld? Because I think Curb is probably the best television comedy I've seen.
all gr8 episodes senpaitachi
>>68156332
cute. CUUUUTE.
>>68167038
life and times of tim if animated counts, but party down otherwise
>>68154682
>cringe
You became a faggot.
>>68167038
What episode is that pic from?
>>68161423
this is honestly THE best episode in the series
>>68167829
yup. Larry David has massive balls.
>>68167829
this
every time i think of the best episodes of curb, i basically run through every season, then it comes to this one
the ultra-jew funkhouser, the palestinian vs israel shit, the social assassin...it's just too good
curb really spoils you sometimes with how many memorable jokes/situations are in EACH episode. it kind of reminds me of shakespeare in that way
i nearly fucked 2 jewesses and they both had that snake tongue wit and slutty allure
fucked it up by being a beta but none the less
i want to fuck a bitchy jewess who tells me to defile her with my goystick
Larry's cousin complaining about the onions at the country club and Larry saying his bookie is serving dog are my favorite curb moments
>>68168190
that cousin character is fucking great
i downloaded all of spin city just cause of him (and never watched it cause its like 20 seasons long of the same stupid jokes)
>>68154494
they only do this gag like once an episode at most and they don't do it that often lol
>im on /tv/ and shitpost so i can criticize a world renowned comedian
>>68168045
tfw no jews around so no slutty jewesses
>>68154494
is this show really any good? I saw like one episode and it was a really cringey episode with some palestinian resturant. All the jokes where hurdurr im jewish and we jews sure are quirky.
THE DAVID STARE
>it's a larry and richard lewis argue over who wrote their answering machine message first episode
>>68154494
>leans closer and studies Hillary's face to see if she's lying
>>68169480
>W-what are you doing Bernie?
>>68167038
I like Curb more. Seinfeld has a certain charm to it, but Curb feels much more grounded and familiar. Almost everytime Larry finds himself in a situation I've been in an almost identical situation myself.
>>68168190
YOU JUST HAD TO HAVE YOUR ONIONS, DIDN'T YOU
>It's a Larry gets rid of Susie's dog episode
>It's a Wanda catches Larry being "racist" episode
>>68171843
big ass wanda
>it's a Larry thinks he's a gentile episode
>>68172062
that ep really highlighted how cucked turn the other cheek is
i cant subscribe to that completely submissive requirement
>>68169638
You routinely find yourself in easily preventable situations for any human with basic communication skills?
>>68165608
>Larry's expression when the guy back-tracks and says "I mean, why WOULDN'T you give it to a black guy?"
Kills me everytime. wish i had that screencap.
>>68172262
The situations are preventable if you subscribe to being cucked by a social contract.
>>68154494
This show was so good, a lot of the episodes were just setting itself up for a perfect joke before the credits and it made me literally laugh out loud every time.
NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
