>this was, at one point, going to star Keanu Reeves and Emily Blunt
Well uhh, no.
>A spacecraft traveling to a distant colony planet and transporting thousands of people has a malfunction in its sleep chambers. As a result, two passengers are awakened 60 years early.
Wonder how many oscars and millions this is gonna make
>>68142436
>excited for Passengers starring Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence?
>>68142436
>get lonely
>wake a bitch up
>>68142787
sounds like a porn flick
>wake up
>only you and a hot girl
>a bunch of sleeping people that won't be woken up by anything
what would you do, anon?
> Sam Worthington 2.0
> still relevant by 2017
nope.
>>68143245
>>68143285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt5WzvTvspU&nohtml5=False
> two people wake up early so they have to wait 90 years to get to their destination
> "are you excited for this movie anon?"
>>68142436
>A spacecraft traveling to a distant colony planet and transporting thousands of people has a malfunction in one of its sleep chambers. As a result, a single passenger is awakened 60 years early. Faced with the prospect of growing old and dying alone, he eventually decides to wake up a second passenger.
What a fucking jerk, why would you wake up a second passenger and fuck their shit up just so your selfish ass doesn't have to be alone?
>>68142436
>Jennifer Lawrence
Nope
This is literally a SpongeBob episode. With Katbitch Everdeen and Memelord.
i love the tarzan reflection
depending on who directs it, could be decent
also, why is everyone's math different?
120 - 30 = 90
>>68143424
Why didn't he just go back to sleep?
>>68143285
fuck Chris Pratt
>>68144238
maybe he's not an engineer?
