>it wasn't personal
>it was personal for ME
>>68126291
dumb frogposter
>>68126291
stupid toadsubmitter
>guy wrongs villain early in the film
>"It's nothing personal, just business, I'm sure you understand."
>villain gets revenge later in movie and shoots guy
>"Nothing personal. I'm sure you understand."
>>68126291
you're a big person
>>68126291
Idiotic amphibianblogger
>>68128480
4(1 + U)
>>68128609
if I multiply that will you die
>>68128437
name one trillion films flims, flicks, flacks and kinos where this happens yo fucking faggot
>title starts with the letter "the"
>>68128702
>A "the" in the middle of the title is capitalized
>cop checks a room off screen
>comes back
>"you're going to want to see this"
>movie is named after the protagonist
>>68130926
>protagonist's name is John
>>68126291
https://youtu.be/jqIBGEcKhGs?t=157
Yuuup
>>68131256
why don't they use fucking guns
>>68126291
>Bad guy about to kill good guy
>Other bad guy who is good guy's old friend saves him
>"No one gets to kill you but me"
>how long to get the plot device up and running?
>at least three hours, sir.
>you've got 10 minutes.
>>68126291
>fight scene
>"it wasn't personal"
>something protagonist cares about gets damaged (car, fish tank, pet plant etc)
>OKAY, NOW IT'S PERSONAL
>protagonist finds unattended transportation
>suddenly gains expert level skill to pilot/drive said transportation
>steals it without bargaining in portions
Smh
>>68126291
IT AINT ME
IT AINT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>68132000
0/10 QUARTER PORTIONS
>>68126291
Ignorant amphibian animator.
>>68128609
4 for you?
but how many for me?
>>68132000
>ship of a galaxy known pilot lies in a somewhat junkyard
>nobody recognizes it
>>68130926
I bet you cant name even 10 movies that do that
>>68132103
I could, but I won't
>>68132103
Forrest Gump
Donnie Darko
Superman
Garfield
Hancock
Johnny English
Billy Elliot
John Wick
Jack Reacher
Beowulf
>>68132103
'John Wick'
'Jack Reacher'
‘Jackie Brown’
‘Rocky Balboa’
‘Max Payne’
‘Napoleon Dynamite’
‘Edward Scissorhands’
‘Donnie Darko’
‘Sherlock Holmes’
‘Donnie Brasco’
‘Jerry Maguire’
‘Harry Brown’
>>68132297
>>68132320
>falling for the bait
>>68132103
>movie is named after the protagonist
>Alex Cross
>John Carter
>Billy Elliot
>Forrest Gump
>Harry Brown
>Van Helsing
>Billy Madison
>Donnie Darko
>Ed Wood
>Veronica Mars
>Sherlock Holmes
>Robin Hood
>John Wick
>Edward Scissorhands
why would you say that?
>>68132103
Well, there's 8 Harry Potters
>>68126291
Name 6 million Jewish flicks where this happens.
>>68131256
>it kinda feels personal
>movie tries to make me sympathise with a female
>Why did you bring me this newspaper? Don't tell me it's the comic pages again
>No, this time, it's Personals
>movie opens with a women in labor
>"congratulations, it's a boy"
>"awhat should we name him?"
>"let's name him [Insert main characters name here]"
> such a beautiful name
>fades to black
>jumps foward to 20 years latter
>>68134775
>freeze frame on crying bloody baby after exiting placenta
>"Yep, that's me. Ain't I cute?"
>>68135225
>you're probably wondering how I got there
>>68135401
>camera pans across the room, settles on a Chad
>"no, keep going, that's not me"
>character goes to the toilet
>doesn't dip a finger in the water first to see if it has the right temperature
Completely ruins the immersion
>Character enters room
>Doesn't moonwalk in
What the fuck?
>>68128437
you mean opposite?
